The Lame Daoist Priest: In the 276th day, I see the fat sumo wrestler again
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The big cousin asked: "What mission are you performing this time? Why does it sound mysterious? Who is following us?"
I said succinctly: "My younger brother and I will run for the chairman of the Taoist Association. There are three candidates. They are sent to perform different tasks. The person who completes the task first and returns to the capital will be considered a victory. However, this election will be successful. Insider, others don’t want us to win the game, so they send someone over to sabotage."
"Huh? He wants to run for president?" The big cousin felt unbelievable, because at the last engagement banquet, she saw with her own eyes a **** pulling her little nephew to pee and mud. This kind of stuff can actually run for Taoism. President of the Association, if I hadn't understood the real character of this guy, I wouldn't believe it either!
Actually, when a **** gets serious, it's quite reliable, but I am afraid it is a bit difficult to get him serious, because he is not serious 99.9% of the time.
Amidst the strong suspicion and contempt of the elder cousin, the car finally drove to the crematorium, and the car behind it blatantly followed all the way. After arriving at the gate of the crematorium, the car stopped on the side of the road. I put three purple amulets on my eldest cousin, and told her not to get out of the car for now, because I have to go and check the car behind. Someone dared to follow us so blatantly.
The car behind was parked thirty meters away from us. The **** also got out of the car with me, and we walked in the direction of that car by the light of the other party.
The car in front also got down a person, the figure is very huge, by the light...the figure is very familiar! Isn't he the same fat sumo wrestler from the last Haitian feast? !
It's the fat man who caught the gorilla and ate the tofu! Later, he was beaten and disabled and handed over to the country. How did he come out? ! I just wanted to ask this question, but he first said in fluent Cantonese: "Fuck him a street (gai)! Why didn't the dead pretty boy come this time?"
I know, he meant gorillas.
It turns out that he hasn't forgotten the gorilla. If the gorilla knows about this, he will be happy or cry, but according to my estimation, it should be the latter. I asked: "Did you not arrest you last time and hand it over to the country? How could the country release you?"
"Money can make ghosts go around, no one doesn’t like money. Besides, as a master of our island nation, my country doesn’t want me to die like this, so it took a lot of money to get rid of it. Relationship, put me back."
I was silent for a while and said, "Are you alone here this time? I think Abeira Castle should have arrived too? Since it's here, why don't you come out to meet my old friend?"
"Oh? I said that you two have a leg. Abe doesn't admit it yet!" Sumo Fatty smiled wryly: "He is not here today, but rest assured, don't worry, you will see it."
"Really? Then he was too careless. Knowing that I was here, he still dared to let you come by yourself. Aren't you afraid that you would die?" I asked with a cold snort.
The fat sumo said: "Don’t scare people, your Shikigami didn’t come this time. We have already inquired about the information. The reason why Abeira Castle did not come this time is to monitor your Shikigami, worrying. What does he do, and your parents and women are also in the capital. As long as your shikigami leaves, Abe can control your parents and women for the first time, hahaha..."
Fortunately, I didn’t bring the fox demon this time. I didn’t expect them to have this kind of plan. I took out my phone and called Xu Xiaoling: "Hey, Ningrou, parents and Yujia live at night. Are you there? From now on, don’t be too far away from Yujia. Let Yujia pay attention to your surroundings. The Onmyoji will be against you last time."
"Well, I see, Xiaolong, you have to be more careful."
"Okay, I have something to do, I won't talk to you, you rest early."
After hanging up the phone, the Sumo Fatty said leisurely: "Let’s do a deal with you. You tell me the contact information of the dead pretty boy, and I will let you go. How about?" Fatty said, he was right. The gorilla is still not giving up.
But I am not going to let the fat man go this time, for three reasons.
First, since he is handed over to the country, he will still be allowed to escape, so I will send him on the road directly, lest the island nation will send him out to sabotage. For example, this time, if their plan is really successful, it is estimated that Taoism It will really decline completely.
Secondly, I will leave in a year. Maybe after I go, they will become enemies of bitches. With the ability of bitches, they can’t deal with fat guys, so I decided to help him before leaving. Eliminate potential threats.
Thirdly, we have one year to leave. During this year, I don’t want to spend time in being harassed. If you solve him, I will feel more at ease. At the same time, I will be able to disintegrate all the high-level powers of the island nation. The power of weak island nations.
The fat man said: "Abe Ryojo told me that your own strength is not very good. You must rely on Shikigami to exert powerful power. Without Shikigami, you can't beat me."
"Really? I am afraid I will disappoint you." I rolled up the sleeves of my shirt and said, "Jiannan, you back up and return to the car to prevent emergencies and protect your cousin."
"Brother, can you do it yourself?" Jiannan asked sternly.
"If you can’t do it, you have to do it. You are not his opponent. Staying is also adding to the chaos. Besides, I have seen him play against a gorilla. I know his strengths and weaknesses. Just grasp his weaknesses and avoid his strengths. That's it."
The **** asked: "How to catch? How to avoid?"
"His advantages are high defense, strong strength, and fast close attack speed. The disadvantage is that his movement speed is slow, so I plan to use long range attacks all the time. It just so happens that my long range attacks are more powerful, which should be enough to deal with the fat sumo wrestler. Don’t be like a curious baby, go back quickly and talk to you slowly after I finish the fight."
The **** ran back, I flamed my hands, and then took out the flame-burning wind and thunder fan from the space ring and said, "Fatty, I will send you on the road today. Don't blame me. If you want to blame, just behave Abe. Liangcheng, who told him to make a wrong calculation. But if you want to come, you will have no chance, because I will crush your soul in a moment!" Then, I opened the wind and thunder fan and gave it a hard one! A thunder and lightning shot out from the fan, straight to the dead fat man!
For this blow, I have calculated the direction of the attack. If the fat man dodges, the lightning will hit the car behind him, which may cause the car to explode directly, which can injure the fat man. And if he doesn't hide, then he can only wait for the electric foam to spit.
Who knows fat man is very smart! He made a move that I didn't expect! Anti-General! !
He grabbed the car behind him and smashed it at me! I have to say that this guy is too powerful! Moreover, he is too cruel! Because there is still a driver in the car! Regardless of the life and death of the driver, he resolutely grabbed the car and threw it over!
The thunder and lightning of the wind and thunder fan hit the car, and it pierced a big hole in an instant!
Looking at the flying car, I quickly thought about the countermeasures in my mind.
If I dodge, the car will hit the big cousin's car behind me! If I don't hide, I can only make it hard! For a while, I actually fell into a passive situation!
Thinking fast in my mind, I found that I really can’t hide, otherwise I’ll run over at this speed and my cousin will definitely be seriously injured! Can only be hard to solve! But I am not a power cultivator at all. I am not like a gorilla. With the strength of a body, if he is here, he will definitely be able to catch it easily. If I greet me, I have to smash me out of internal injuries!
So I can only retreat and fan out the violent wind with a wind and thunder fan. Although the effect is not great, it is better than nothing.
The car is too heavy, and the force of the fat man throws too much, the wind and thunder fan did not play any role, when I retreated to a certain extent, I found that I could no longer retreat! So stand firm, feet one after the other, stretch out your hand and prepare to hard-wire the car!
When the car first touched my hand, I backed up, and while backing up, I took off the strength of the car!
Finally, when I was about to hit the big cousin's car, I threw the flying car to the ground and panted quickly. As for the car I threw on the ground, there was a driver with his hair standing upright and foaming at his mouth.
When the fat man saw me catch the car, he slammed his feet on the ground and rushed towards me! I dare not let him approach the car again. I don't want to experience this situation again! So jumped to the roof of the car and fanned it with a wind and thunder fan! At the same time, the other hand quickly condensed the fireball and threw it at the fat man!
He has thick skin and thick skin, and being blown by a fireball is useless, and the thunder and lightning of the wind and thunder fan will be avoided by him. I have to say that he looks very heavy, but in fact, the speed of dodge is extremely fast. ! In addition, because of his weight, the gust of wind and thunder fan does not work, he is too heavy!
I originally planned to use long-range attack to solve it. I didn’t expect this result. It’s right to think about it. Back then, the gorillas were abused very badly by him, and my current strength is not as good as that of the gorillas. It's not so easy to deal with. But if I fight in close quarters, it is estimated that my current physique is not an opponent, is it... I have to have another flame shock wave?
The last time I circulated the hidden energy in my body 27 times, the fire shock wave emitted was extremely powerful! But that trick is also more physical damage. Although it is a little better than Shao Shang Jianqi, it always belongs to the method of first attacking oneself and then hurting the enemy. Therefore, I am more resistant to this type of move.
So I put away the wind and thunder fan, took out the dagger from the space ring, and rushed towards the fat man!
Although I am not necessarily an opponent in close combat, but fortunately, my weapons are powerful, and I die if I touch them, and I hurt them when I scratch them. No matter how strong the defense is, it’s useless! !