The Lame Daoist Priest: Section 2 Old Liar

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After lifting the old man up, the crowd gradually dispersed. I pushed the basket 1258 and walked slowly away with the old man. After walking for three minutes, I said, "This is the way to the police station. Are you my grandfather or not? I will soon have an answer. There were so many people just now, I was too lazy to argue."

"Huh? Boy, I didn't see it. You are quite smart." The old man scratched his **** and said, "Actually, I came to Qingtian City this time to come to you, because you were born with a red destiny."

"You just eat shit!" I reflexively replied. Although the teacher taught us to respect the old and love the young, this old guy pretended to be my grandfather and didn't tell me, and even scolded me for eating shit.

"No, no, no, it's not eating shit, it's Akashi." The old man corrected it: "This kind of life is rare in a century. It's very suitable to be my apprentice."

I was a little impatient and said: "If you don't want to go to the police station, I will go home. In addition, I suggest you go to the third hospital for a seven-day solo tour."

The old man dug out his nostrils and said: "I know you don't believe it. Boy, I ask you, have you been very lucky since you were born and never had it?"

I looked surprised when I heard this.

The old man continued: "Since you were born, no matter how dangerous things have happened, you haven't died, right? This is a destiny, bad luck, until death. Only practicing Taoism can slow it down. In this case, if you believe me, wait for me at the gate of Qingtian Children’s Park at 3 o’clock tomorrow afternoon. If you don’t come, it proves that we are not fate, and I won’t look for you again.” With that, the old man turned around and left. , Without taking a few steps, the figure suddenly disappeared!

This scene scared me a lot! Hell, how could the big living person disappear out of thin air? I hurriedly mounted the basket 1258, kicked hard, and ran back home in a hurry.

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When I was in class the next day, I was still thinking about what happened last night. The man seemed to be an old liar, and he scolded me for eating shit, but he was all right. Although I have ordered my back, drank pesticides, and been baptized by high-voltage electricity over the years, my life was not in danger. . And what kind of Taoism did that guy say, should I go to the appointment?

In the afternoon, I skipped class awkwardly.

At 2:57, I came to the entrance of the Children's Park. A man mysteriously approached me: "Zhang Xiaolong?"

"I am."

"An old man is looking for you, but you must match the code so that I can take you to see him."

"What code?" I asked in confusion, the old liar didn't mention the code yesterday.

"Listen well, Fahai, you don't understand love, what's the next sentence?" the man asked mysteriously.

I was thundered, and I said helplessly: "I don't know the secret code. If you don't tell me where he is, I will leave."

"Don't worry, little brother, I'm just joking with you. He is over there in the haunted house. Go find him by yourself." After speaking, the youth left.

I have been to this children's park several times, but I have never been to a haunted house. The reason is simple, I am timid. But the old liar was waiting for me over there, so I had to ask for directions while walking towards the haunted house...

On the bench at the door of the haunted house, there was a person sitting on a bench with a plaster on his arm and a bandage hanging from his arm. I looked intently and found that this person is not someone else, but an old liar! I walked over and asked: "Old liar, what did you do?"

"What old liar? Impolite." He blamed and continued: "After separating from you yesterday, he turned around and didn't take a few steps and fell into the sink. I called you for a long time, but you didn't come to help. Me."

"No way? Didn't you say that yesterday I learned Taoism with you? Can people who know Taoism fall into the sewer?"

"Why is it impossible? Lao Tzu is also dead. It's normal for this kind of accident to happen!" The old liar scratched his **** and said.

It turns out that the old man is just like me, and he is dying of shit, no wonder he is so bad.

The old liar continued: "Practicing Taoism can indeed alleviate this situation. The reason why I fell into the sewer last night was because I was dying and my power had already dissipated. Without the protection of my power, bad luck would be possible. I am ridden. But even so, I will not die easily, because a person who lives in the red can only die of old age, seldom die of illness, or die by accident."

"Old liar, what you said is true? But why do I still feel that you ran out of the Third Hospital? Tell me your name, and I will call the Third Hospital to verify it!" Said.

"Boy, I don’t have time to go around with you, because I only have less than two hours of life left, so I’m going to report to the underworld. During this period, I must let you understand your mission as much as possible. How about listening to a story for an hour?" The old liar said in a serious tone, changing from normal.

"Okay." I nodded and sat beside him: "I like listening to stories, especially this kind of fantasy."

"Who told you to sit down? Kneel down and kowtow to me, Master!"

I said: "Old liar, I haven't promised your apprentice yet."

The old liar said: "I have no children. If you worship me as a teacher, after my death, you will be the legal heir to my inheritance and you can get my life savings!"

Have a legacy? I was slightly interested and asked: "How much is it?"

The old liar said: "There are 50,000 yuan in cash and 1.5 million IOUs."

"Someone owes you 1.5 million?"

"No." The old liar shook his head: "I owe someone one and a half million, and you have to pay me back this money."

I turned around and left without saying anything!

I thought I would be able to get an inheritance from time to time, but now it seems that if I accept it, I will immediately owe a foreign debt of 1.45 million! Grandma's, I really don't know how to memorize it!

At this moment, I suddenly found myself unable to move! My foot seems to be caught by something! But when I looked down, there was nothing. The old liar said: "Boy, I tell you, you can't run away today, you must be my apprentice! Who told you that you were killed! But rest assured, although you are asked to pay my debts, I will compensate you. You kowtow to me first, and then listen to me slowly tell you."

"No way!" My head shook like a drum: "If my father knew, I skipped class and carried more than one million foreign debts. I would be surprised if I didn't beat him to death!"

"Little dragon, don't worry, I can teach you Taoism as a teacher. Do you know why you can't move now? It's very simple, because a female ghost grabbed your leg." The old liar said slowly.

"I am an atheist, advocating science and opposing superstition! There are no ghosts in this world? Old liar, please let me go quickly, or I will shout for help!" I threatened.

The old liar took out a glass bottle from the black backpack next to him. The bottle was filled with transparent liquid. He twisted the cap and rubbed the liquid around my eyes. I was struggling to call for help, but found myself No sound! My heart is over, this old liar must be a kidnapper and wants to abduct me away.

The old liar, after applying liquid around my eyes, sat back on the bench and said, "Little dragon, look over there." The old liar pointed in one direction and said,

I looked over there and saw that a young man riding a bicycle was about to hit an old man on the road not far away. I hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up!"

A scene that I will never forget has appeared! The young man and the bicycle passed through the old man's body! ! Seeing this scene, I opened my mouth wide, and the hook of my chin fell off again.

The young man was taken aback by my sudden shout, and whispered that there was something wrong with it, and then left. The old man turned around and saw his face turned blue, his eyes collapsed, and he nodded at me with a smile, as if to express his gratitude.

I quickly retracted my gaze and lowered my head, not daring to look again. It doesn't matter if you don't lower your head, but you see a hideous woman when you lower your head! The entire face was completely ulcerated, and there were many maggots crawling around on the face. She was wearing a white skirt and was hugging my legs tightly.

My eyes were dull, I fixed my chin with a stiff motion, and then cried out with a crying voice: "There is a ghost!!"

I was timid, and soon fainted after seeing something so exciting...

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When I woke up again, I found that I was lying on my bed and looked at my watch in the moonlight. It was already past twelve o'clock.

At this moment, I saw a girl about eighteen or nineteen years old standing next to my bed. She was wearing a white dress with her shoulder-length hair draped, her eyes bright, her chin pointed, kind of classic beauty. I rubbed my eyes and said to myself: "It must be a dream, but miss, you look familiar."

"That way you look more familiar." She said softly. After speaking, she saw her face changed, her face was completely ulcerated, and there were many maggots crawling around on her face...

I showed a constipation expression and yelled: "Ghost!!" Although the boss with an open mouth, there was no sound, and because of the opening of the mouth, the chin hook fell off again. My legs trembled and I was about to urinate. I was already timid. Coupled with admiring female ghosts up close, I was able to keep it before fainting, which is pretty good!

She wiped her sleeves on her face and returned to her normal look, and then gently asked: "You believe there are ghosts in the world now, right?"

I nodded quickly, with a pleading look in my eyes, begging her to let me go.

She still said softly: "Don't worry, I won't hurt you. If you are obedient, I won't scare you. Now I let you speak, but you can't shout, otherwise I will scare you every day. , Understand?"

The situation is better than that of people. I hurriedly nodded and agreed. First, I closed my chin, swallowed and asked: "Woman, what do you want? I don't have a robbery, and I'm too ugly for robbery. How about I introduce you to a handsome guy?"

She turned into a terrifying look again and said: "I don't want a handsome guy."

I hurriedly covered my eyes and said in a crying voice: "Don't be handsome! Don't be handsome! You change back soon! Woman, I will give you all my savings, two hundred and fifty yuan, as long as you Don't kill me, don't rob me, let me do anything!" Then, I secretly looked at her from between my fingers and found that she had changed back to her normal appearance, so I was relieved and put my hand down.

The female ghost said softly: "You are now the 54th generation descendant of Niu Tianshi, and the 54th generation head."

"Wait a minute." I interrupted: "I have only heard of Zhang Daoling and Zhang Tianshi, but I have never heard of Niu Tianshi."