The Lame Daoist Priest: Section 79: Weapon Fight

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My eldest uncle is a shrewd businessman. He pretended to reprimand his eldest cousin, and then shook hands with Uncle Zhao and said, "Big brother, thank you for coming to pick us up. This pack of cigarettes is a specialty of our side. There is no one here. Sold, come, take it and taste it."

My uncle’s few words touched the unsophisticated Uncle Zhao. I scolded an old fritters in my heart. It seemed very enthusiastic. Why don’t you usually call my house to say hello? In my opinion, it's not as good as the big cousin with sharp teeth. I have to say that the big cousin who was chubby at the time has really become good-looking, but it is incomparable with my little Ling sister!

While I was looking at her, she also looked at me, curled her lips and said: "You look good in your clothes."

Actually, it’s not that I have taste, but that Xiao Ling has taste, and dressing me from head to toe is completely different from before. I smiled and said, “Fortunately, you are one-tenth of the big cousin. ." I slapped my ass.

But it was discovered by the ‘smart’ cousin: "The greasy mouth is slippery."

I said helplessly: "It's not that I'm glib, but I'm afraid you beat me like when I was a kid, so I said a few nice words in advance to coax you."

Everyone in the car laughed.

According to my request, the car drove to the mall. I got off and bought ten "Lixi" cigarettes, four bottles of "Liuliangye" wine, and some velvet antler, bear bile, and sea cucumber. It cost me eight in total. Thousands of dollars.

Pulling things into the car, the eldest cousin flipped over it rudely. She ate this kind of good stuff all the year round. Of course, she knew what I was buying. She looked at me and said, "Hey, cousin is really generous. Ah, where did you get rich recently?"

"Hehe, big cousin, don't make fun of me. I opened a typing and copying shop in Qiling City and made a small amount of money. Of course, it is incomparable with your jade business."

When the old man heard me mention jade, he took off the "Dragon Phoenix Jade" from his chest and said to his uncle: "Brother-in-law, you are a jade expert, how about my jade?"

When I wanted to stop my father, it was too late. I told him and my mother at the beginning that this jade is a good thing. You must carry it close to your body. You can't show it to others, otherwise it will make people worry about it. .

I didn't tell my parents the truth back then. They didn't know that this jade was a precious Song Dynasty antique.

When the old uncle saw Yu Pei, although his face did not change, a hint of surprise flashed under his eyes. He took Yu Pei to look at it, then returned it to the old man, and said casually: "Not bad, worth five or six thousand Bucks."

Nonsense! The three treasures selected by the heroine to help Xiaohui were sold at a high price of close to 20 million, let alone the three treasures selected for me? According to my estimation, this jade is a well-preserved antique of the Song Dynasty, no matter how bad it is, it is worth one million. My uncle, who has been in the jade business for decades, must have recognized this jade as extraordinary. He pretended that the jade was worthless. , And wait a few days before proposing to buy this jade pendant at a high price.

He must think so!

Hey, this jade is thought of by my uncle...

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When I returned to the ancestral house, I found that the earth house in my impression had disappeared and turned into a two-story building.

The room was full of people, and then I started confession. The old man pointed out one by one, what should this be called, and what should be called, I also greeted one by one.

Grandma is very old, she looks very old at her 80s.

Grandpa passed away many years ago. About grandpa, Dad rarely mentions it. Even if I ask, he will change the subject. This makes me a little puzzled, but after a long time, I don’t ask anymore. Up.

Distributing the gifts to the relatives, grandma blamed me for spending money, and praised me for growing up.

The second brother of the second uncle’s family is still very enthusiastic to me. He took me to his house for a drink. He drank a drink at more than eight o’clock in the evening. His alcohol volume is really good. After drinking seven bottles of beer, I am already obsessed. Muddly, he was fine, so I quit drinking with him in a hurry, and returned to the ancestral house one step at a time. I want to go back and remind my father not to sell the jade pendant to my uncle.

The light in the ancestral house was still on. The father and the others were sitting at two tables and playing cards. It was not convenient to talk to him, so I found a room, put one end on the bed, and said to sleep for a while. , Tell him when he wakes up...

As a result, when I slept, I slept until midnight. Because I drank too much beer, I was awakened by the urine. I rubbed my head and walked to the toilet.

When I was peeing right, I suddenly heard a glass cracking sound! At the same time, there was a female scream from upstairs.

I quickly picked up my pants and ran upstairs. The screams came from the room of my aunt and my cousin. I knocked on the door and said, "Auntie, I am Xiaolong, what happened? ?"

The door was opened soon, and the big cousin stood in the door in her pajamas and said, "Glass, the glass was smashed."

The glass was smashed? I looked into the room and found a red brick on the ground. It was someone deliberately smashing the glass! I ran downstairs, opened the door and went out to search, but I didn't find a figure, it seemed that I had already run away.

Who would do it? This makes me feel very puzzling.

Back in the house, I found that my grandma, my parents, my uncle, and others were all awakened. I stood at the door and said, "I didn't see the figure, the person who smashed the glass ran away. Grandma, who has our family offended? Right?"

"Hey, ask your aunt!" Grandma sighed and returned to the room.

The aunt did not speak, and walked into the room of the aunt.

The old man came downstairs, sat on the sofa, lit a cigarette and slowly said: "When building the house, the construction team crushed the farmland of several villagers’ houses, and those villagers demanded to lose money, but you The aunt didn’t accompany, so she formed a beam. When building the house, the villagers also came over to make trouble. It is estimated that 80% of them did it again. Really, the next year will never stop, Xiaolong, This matter is left to you. As long as the other party's request is not excessive, you will lose money if you should lose money. I know your kid has money, don't pretend to be poor with me."

I rolled my eyes and said, "Father, don't arrange this kind of mess on me in the future... but you're always talking, what else can I say? Go, I'll go find someone tomorrow. Brother, he should know which villager’s land has been crushed. Then I can talk to them about compensation."

Daddy laughed and scolded a few words, we all went back to sleep, but the room where the glass was smashed can no longer live in...

Because I drank a lot of alcohol, I slept in bed the next day. Until five o’clock in the morning, I was awakened by a slamming door and a loud noise. My eyebrows were secretly frowned, I got dressed and walked. When I came out, I saw the old man turning on the light downstairs, standing at the door and asking: "Who?"

"I, Zhao Erhu! Open the door quickly! Otherwise, the **** will smash the glass!"

Auntie and others also walked out, standing on the fence on the second floor and looking down.

When the old man heard that the other party was about to smash the glass, he hurriedly opened the door. A dozen big guys rushed in. The leader, Zhao Erhu, yelled, "Grass! You guys are amazing from the city? You won't give it to me today. Spend one hundred thousand dollars, don’t you **** think about spending a good year!"

The old man is also an angry man, and immediately angrily said: Zhao Erhu, you have a few broken grounds, do you ask for one hundred thousand? Don't **** shamelessly! "

Zhao Erhu stared, waved the mop pole in his hand and hit the old man on the head! I hurriedly let out a low voice: "Quickly get away!"

But Dad didn't expect the other party to hit and hit him at all. He was hit by this mop rod, and the mop rod was interrupted! ! !

The big cousin screamed.

Seeing that my father was beaten, I immediately got up and grabbed the handrails of the stairs and jumped directly from the second floor! !

Fell on the ground, bend his knees slightly, relieve gravity, and then rush towards Zhao Erhu and others! Zhao Erhu swept my head with the broken mop pole!

I squatted down, used a trick to sweep the hall, and tripped Zhao Erhu directly! Then kick his stomach! Beat Zhao Erhu again and again and howling miserably! More than a dozen people who came with him were taken aback, because my actions were too agile!

Until Zhao Erhu wailed: "Mom! It's all the fuck!"

Counting Zhao Erhu, there are 13 people in total. They are all armed with mop poles, shovel, hoe, hammer and other weapons. Several people rushed towards me! I drank in a low voice: "Old Li, you go upstairs! Leave it to me here!"

I dodged the shovel that was photographed on the face, bullied myself and crashed into the opponent's arms, sixteen-way grappling hands used, and one move removed the opponent's arm joints!

A **** swept over again! I hurried back, cursing in my heart, these guys are going to kill you! How much hatred does this TM have?

When the person on the other side saw that I had martial arts skills, all the remaining 11 rushed forward!

Because the house is too small to dodge, I was grabbed by one of the guys by the collar, so I didn’t dodge the other guy’s hammer, and the hammer hit me on the shoulder. Then, those people swarmed up with their fists like It rained on me, face.

Two fists are hard to beat four hands, mainly because the house is too small to open, otherwise I can fight slowly.

Grandma's anxious voice sounded from above: "Don't fight, don't fight, we lose money, don't fight!"

I was completely outraged. I slammed an uppercut on the chin of the person in front of me, then slammed forward, rushed out of the encirclement, and fought with them. I frequently used the other person’s arm joints to be removed by me. After more than two minutes of hitting, three people on the other side were left unharmed. I had all the joints removed by me. I couldn’t force the arms and hit them. The one who made my uppercut was directly knocked to the ground by me!

I spit out **** saliva and asked: "Can you still fight?"

The hands of the three people on the opposite side were a little trembling, and they did not say to fight or not to fight, but they stood there and did not dare to step forward...

(The third correction is being written and will be released later.)