The Lame Daoist Priest: Section 80 Space Ring?
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There was a stalemate for half a minute, and I calmed down and said: "Everyone, everyone is in the same village. You can't see you when you bow your head. It's not good for anyone to make trouble too stiff. As for the problem of crushing your land, I will pay compensation in accordance with the rules, but you don’t want to open your mouth, how about? Do you agree? If you agree, I’ll take your arms right away."
A few people from the other party discussed it, and Zhao Erhu said: "Yes, but our medical expenses will also be included in it!"
"Haha." I was amused: "Uncle, you are breaking into the homes with weapons. This is called legitimate defense. I haven't paid attention to your medical expenses, but you have to pay for the medical expenses first."
Zhao Erhu stretched out his thumb and said: "Okay! Your old Li family is really fucking! My Zhao Erhu admits it! I lost 10,000 yuan for the land of our four families, isn't it too much?"
The aunt yelled on it: "Nonsense! It didn't overwhelm you too much! Pay up to two thousand! Otherwise, let my eldest nephew talk to you about the theory!" The aunt was so scared that her legs became weak. Now it seems to be extremely rigid.
I didn’t pay attention to my aunt, but said to Zhao Erhu: “Okay, ten thousand is ten thousand! The rest of the money is considered as medical expenses, but let’s talk about it first, this matter will end, if you do it again in the future I’m going to come out and talk with you, I’m going to have a good theory with you, how about it?"
"Sure!" Zhao Erhu replied simply.
I went upstairs and took out 10,000 yuan in cash, and threw it to Zhao Erhu and said: "Take a good check, is there any fake money."
Then I came to the villagers whose joints had been removed by me and helped them reset their joints. After I cured their joints, Zhao Erhu also completed the count, nodded and said: "The money is okay, the amount is correct." He gave me a thumbs up and said, "You kid is great! Let's go!"
Zhao Erhu took those people out.
I closed the door and leaned on the door and rubbed my left shoulder lightly. There was a villager hitting it with a hammer. It seemed to hurt the bones. The old man and the others hurried down. The most surprised one was I have counted my parents. They never knew that I had such a good skill, but my mom was too surprised, but asked with concern: "Son, where did I hurt? Let me see!"
The old uncle praised: "Xiaolong is okay, there is still kung fu, I used to watch a movie playing ten times, I didn't bother it, I didn't expect to see it in reality today, it's really amazing!"
I comforted my mother and said: "Mom, don't worry, it's all minor injuries, it won't get in the way."
Grandma praised: "Xiaolong, you are so good! When you were young, I thought you would live a lifetime in the countryside. I didn't expect that now you will not only become a rich person, but also your skills. OK... OK, OK, the descendants of the old Li family are better than the others."
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Then...
I became famous among my relatives, and the more I spread it, the more mythical I became. Later, even the Eighteen Palms of Jianglong came out. I was sweating profusely.
The big cousin pestered me all day, saying she wanted to learn kung fu from me, and annoyed me. I exposed the lead on my arm and said, "If you can carry a one hundred and forty catties like me, If the lead moves freely, I will teach you kung fu."
The eldest cousin is deflated and no longer mentions kung fu, but she also looks at me differently, and she has no pride in front of me.
The day before the Chinese New Year, I was chatting with my family when my mobile phone rang. I took out my mobile phone and saw that it was Xu Xiaoling's call: "Hey, Xiaolong, is it convenient for you to talk now? My dad has something to talk to you. Say."
Patriarch Xu? Could it be that I discovered that I have nothing to do with Huanyu Pavilion? With a solemn expression, I walked out and said: "Convenient, what's the matter, let's talk about it."
Patriarch Xu’s voice rang: "Bruce Lee?"
"It's me."
"Yeah." Family Master Xu said in a low voice: "What do you mean by the ring you gave to Ningrou?"
I breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that it wasn't the problem with Huanyu Pavilion. But...what happened to the ring? That ring is an antique at best. Patriarch Xu doesn't need to be so surprised, right? Is the ring a very precious antique? So I asked ambiguously: "What do you want to ask? Just ask."
"What I want to ask is, does this space ring count as your betrothal gift to the Xu family?"
Space ring? ! !
Isn't that something in the novel? Could it be that the Xu family has read too many novels about cultivation of real life, and is schizophrenic?
But when I thought of the two things the old liar made out of thin air, I hesitated for a moment. Does this kind of thing really exist? You must bring the ring back and study it! So I smiled faintly and said, "When I get married, I will naturally prepare a dowry gift for the Xu family. I can't get a ring in a mere way. This ring is given to Sister Xiaoling to show that I am For her."
The space ring, something that even Patriarch Xu is touched, was worthless when I said, and promised to give a better betrothal gift in the future. Patriarch Xu even said three ‘good’s! Then he asked me: "Little dragon, when will I be free, come to Xu's house to sit down."
This attitude has changed so quickly! I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead, forced a faint smile, and said almost: "Good uncle, I will go if I have a chance!"
After chatting with Xu Xiaoling for a while, I hung up, I was still thinking about what the space ring is...
I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't think of anything, and I could not help but sigh in secret. There are so many unthinkable things in this world, such as hidden energy...
Speaking of hidden energy, I have made great progress in the past three months. According to the old liar's notes, hidden energy is divided into nine levels, and each level is divided into nine stages.
The strength of the elementary cultivator is 9th grade and 9th dan, and the most powerful is 1st grade.
The old liar's notes read: "If the hidden energy breaks through the eighth level and reaches the seventh level and 9th level, you can fly in the air."
According to the old liar's notes, I should now be around level nine and three paragraphs!
Now my arms can be completely flamed, and I can throw fireballs like an old liar, and I can also spray flames like a fire gun! ! The flame can reach as far as four meters! It's just that this trick is very energy consuming, I can only last about 40 seconds.
If it is normal to flame both arms, it can last about 13 minutes.
It’s just that I haven’t had a chance to use hidden energy recently, so I don’t know how strong my hidden energy is...
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Then...
On the New Year's Day, I got up early in the morning to post couplets, set off firecrackers, and every household put on lanterns and festivities.
After breakfast, while I was drinking tea, I suddenly received a text message. I took out my phone and looked at it. It was sent by a bitch: "I admit that I can't do two things with one heart, because I can only treat you with one heart and one heart. ; I admit that I can’t help myself, because you have taken my soul away, happy new year! Hani~"
"Puff!!" After reading the text message, I squirted out tea!
I just wanted to call the **** and scold him a few words, and he sent another text message: "Excuse me, brother, I sent the wrong person."
I directly called the **** and strongly condemned him. I pointed out: "The text messages you sent to your girlfriend are too vulgar! You can't bear it! You know?"
Hang up the phone, I thought for a long time, and forwarded the bitch's message to Xu Xiaoling...
In short, I am very happy this year, although I have never figured out why the stingy aunt would pay to rebuild the ancestral house...
On the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, we are all ready to leave. Aunt’s family went back by plane, and our family took the train back. All tickets were bought. The van that gave us was still the van, but this time the cousin did not dislike the broken car. . First send them to the airport, the big cousin said to me: "Xiaolong, I will be a guest at my place in the future, I will take you out to play."
"No problem! Aunt, uncle, cousin, goodbye."
Actually, I originally booked air tickets because there were direct flights to Qiling City, but my mother had a fear of heights and resolutely opposed flying, so I just stopped.
After returning home, I found that the bleeding sister was already waiting at home, and I asked in amazement: "Sister, didn't I give you a month off? Why did you come back so early?"
"I want to ask you for a favor~" the eldest sister said grimly.
"Go ahead."
"I want to borrow one hundred thousand yuan."
"Why?" I asked, "Although I shouldn’t ask, I’m still curious about who you give every time you make money. It’s okay to borrow 100,000 yuan. If you have any difficulties, you can Speak out, I will help."
Bleeding sister was silent for a while, and finally told her life experience...
It turned out that the eldest sister’s stomach was bleeding all the time because she died of bleeding from a caesarean section when she gave birth. Not long after her death, her husband found another woman to live with and threw the child to the bleeding. The eldest sister’s family, but the bleeding elder sister’s father’s family is not well-off, and the bleeding eldest sister’s father has diabetes. It costs a lot of money to buy insulin every year. When the child reaches the age of kindergarten, the family is still dragging time. With the tuition fee, the house is not as bad as it looks. The eldest sister said that she wanted to borrow some money to repair the house and let the child go to school by the way.
Poor parents in the world! It turns out that Big Sister Bleeding is so difficult at home! No wonder she speaks loudly every time she acts. Although she was given more than 10,000 yuan a while ago, she has basically done nothing in the past three months and I have not given her any money. So now, she has only spoken to her. I asked for help, and I immediately said: "Okay! Big sister, let's do it, anyway, nothing happened recently. I'll help you build a house and your kids go to school!!"
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