The Lame Daoist Priest: The 137th Festival Yang Piaopiao’s past

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I haven't seen him for half a year. He is still so cheap. He wiped my chest and nose just after I took a shower! But seeing him crying so sad, I was embarrassed to push him away, so I comforted: "Jiannan, don't cry, sit down and talk slowly, what's the matter?"

The **** sits on the sofa, wiped his tears, and picked up an apple: "It's a long story to talk about this, and I have to start with my dad Yang Piaopiao."

Yang Piaopiao? Why does this name sound familiar? Could it be that I drank too much fragrant milk tea?

The **** took a bite of the apple: "I will continue to tell you that when my dad was young, he was naughty. He wets the bed at the age of seven. I wetted the bed once when I was five, and he even laughed. Me, I said on the spot: You still wet the bed when you were seven, and now you still have a face to say me?"

I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and reminded me: "Jiannan, you are digressing."

"Are there?"

Daddy, Mom and Sister Xiao Ling nodded at the same time, Jian Nan suddenly realized: "Oh, it may be a bit off the topic, I repeat it, I repeat...Speaking of this, that's really talking about it. It’s a long story, I have to learn from my dad Yang Piaopiao..."

"Where did you say this?! Can you pick the key point?!" I was almost crying!

The **** complained: "Big brother, don't interrupt me! Look, as soon as you interrupt me, I will say it again!"

I forcibly resisted the urge to kick this B on the wall and covered my mouth, saying that he would let the **** continue, and the **** continued: "My dad Yang Piaopiao was very naughty when he was a child, and he lived in a village at that time. Once he and his friends went up the mountain to play in the mud, and suddenly they found a hole in the ground!" The **** put down the apple, spit, and said gesticulatingly: "I don't know which grandson brought it up first, and he was going to pee to flood the hole! !!!"

The **** was very emotional: "It's okay if you don't urinate, but the urine is bad! A gust of wind blows out of the cave! Several children fainted, and the villagers found out and rescued them. , But these children were in a coma for two days and did not wake up. Later, a Taoist priest went. He said that the children provoke the fox demon in the mountains, and he was helpless with the monster. At the same time, he said that the four children were invading. Body, the monster must have thought that these four children are dead. And he can force the yin of the four children out of the body, but the four families must move!!! And they must move immediately! The farther the better! ! Because the fox demon is very vengeful, it will soon find that the four children are not dead, because it has a strong vengeance, it will definitely go out and look for the four children and kill them one by one!

"And then? The fox demon came here?" I asked.

"Yes! It has been so many years, my dad has forgotten about it, but a few days ago, suddenly someone came to my house and claimed that he was my dad’s playmate when he was a kid, and I heard that, in addition, The two friends are dead! All died! One was hit by a car and the other jumped from upstairs!! The man said: It must be the fox demon to get revenge, otherwise it is impossible for the two friends to take revenge within three days. Accidental deaths one after another! No such coincidence! Piaoping, it's almost our turn!"

The **** continued: "I didn't believe it very much at first, but tonight, I finally saw it!!!...It's so **** weird! Big brother, have you ever seen a fox drive!! Have you ever seen a fox? Do you drive in the clothes of an old lady?! Have you ever seen a fox hitting people when driving?!"

I frowned. I have never heard of this kind of monster before, and there is no related record in our Niu family. Listening to the description of the **** is really weird, and it feels like a lot of hair. . I asked: "How did your injury come from?"

"Just to save my dad Yang Piaopiao, I wrestled with the fox demon driving the car alone! Then it became like this. The fox demon was kicked by me and ran away. I sent my dad home. I rushed over to ask the eldest sister for help! Brother, since you are back, you must help me! Otherwise, my dad will be really lost!!!"

I nodded: "Don’t worry, I’ll definitely help you. Dad, Mom, Sister Xiaoling, I’m sorry, I will leave as soon as I get back, but there’s something in Jiannan’s family, I can’t just sit idly by, at night Maybe you have to come back later, so go to bed first."

Sister Xiaoling helped me fetch the clothes, and said: "Be careful."

I agreed, put on my clothes, dragged the **** who was holding the apple in my arms and walked out. Of course, I also took my eldest sister. After all, we have never experienced this kind of thing before. To be on the safe side, the odds of winning with the older sister will be greater.

We walked out of the community and took a taxi. In the car, the **** still spit on me and said to me: "Big brother, my girlfriend sent me a message yesterday. She said: Come to my house tonight. , No one in my house."

"What then?"

"Then I went to knock on the door. I knocked for two hours and found out...it's really no one!"

I said helplessly: "Okay, please close your mouth."

After getting off the bus, as we walked into the building area, I asked: "Jiannan, how are you and Xu Lao learning about art?"

"It's okay. Actually, there is nothing to learn, just some Taoism. I don't think it is as good as Niu's spell book! I have mastered more than fifty kinds of spells! Big brother, look. This, this is the intermediate level spell on "The Encyclopedia of Talisman", the five thunder talisman, whether it hits zombies or ghosts, the effect is first-rate!

"Well, yes, where's Chengying Sword? Is it still with me?"

"Of course, I not only have the Shadow Sword, but Old Man Xu has passed his Universe Mirror to me."

"Universal mirror?" I repeated: "Isn't it a gossip mirror?"

The cheap man shook his head: "No, the gossip mirror refers to something used by ordinary Taoists, and my universe mirror is much more effective than ordinary gossip mirrors, and there is only this one in the world, so it is called a gossip mirror. Brother, luckily you are back today. I thought that Daoist Qingyang and I could not deal with the fox demon."

"Daoist Qingyang?! That best product is here too?!"

"Yeah! Daoist Qingyang is awesome! I called him during the day, and it is estimated that he would have been on the train by now! With Daoist Qingyang joining, our odds of winning are even greater! !"

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Based on my relationship with the bitch, something happened to his family, of course I have to help. But I am also concerned about another matter. Will there be a demon pill on the fox demon?

When I came to the bitch's house, the bitch's parents welcomed me warmly. At the same time, his father also talked about his childhood, similar to what the **** said.

Since the fox demon really exists, and so happened to come to his father, it seems that the fox demon from his father's childhood came to seek revenge! Now that the fox demon already knows his father's location, it also means that the fox demon may be nearby now, ready to make some accidents and kill Yang Piaopiao!

I said to the eldest sister in the corner: "Eldest sister, you are waiting here now. I will go out and take a circle to see if there is anything wrong nearby."

When Yang Piaopiao saw me talking to the empty corner, he stammered and asked: "Little, Xiaolong, who are you talking to?"

"Ghost. But don't worry, she is a good ghost, come here to help you." Then, I walked to the door.

"Brother, let me go with you!" said the bitch.

I said casually: "If you like to follow, follow along..."

I went downstairs with the bitch, and in the corridor, I opened my eyes to myself. After all, I'm not like a bitch. I have a heavenly eye when I was born. If I don't open my eyes, I can't see ghosts.

Due to the keen senses of the martial artist, when we turned to the back of the building, I suddenly noticed something white in the back of the tree, so I made a stop gesture and walked towards the tree. Something behind the tree heard footsteps approaching, and hurriedly turned around and ran away!

But I can see clearly! That is a fox! Although I have never seen a real fox, I have seen it on TV after all!

But no matter how fast it is, how can it be faster than my super speed of one hundred meters per second? ! I didn't even use full speed and caught the white fox in an instant! ! !

The **** has been frightened by my speed! One hundred meters per second, this has exceeded the cognition of ordinary people, they believe that this is the limit that humans cannot break through. If anyone breaks through, he will either be treated as a monster, or as a superman, or sent to a research department as a mouse for anatomical examination. I pinched the fox’s neck and shook it in front of the bitch: "Is this this one?"

The **** returned to his senses: "No, the one I saw is bigger than it, and it's gray. Think about it, how big is a fox that can drive?"

And the fox whose neck was pinched by me was extremely restless, scratching my paws in my hand, my eyes rolled, pretending to be hurt by the fox's hand, and threw it on the ground! The **** wanted to catch the fox, but the fox ran away! The **** said anxiously: "Big brother! Catch it back! Even if it wasn't the gray fox, it must have been sent by the gray fox, otherwise, how could there be a fox in the building?!"

I made a'hush' gesture and whispered: "Let it go, just let it lead us, don't make a noise, follow up quietly, maybe you can find the gray fox. I have good time, fight for it. I’ll get them done tonight, I don’t want to delay a few days in this matter."

I'm not talking big, but I have confidence in my own strength. No matter how strong the fox demon is, where can it be stronger? It can't be as powerful as Luo Yunyi and Liu Mengyan, right? And my skills are not so strong, a fox demon should still be able to cope with it! !

So we followed directly...The little white fox ran out of the building and got into the park not far away.

Me and the **** also jumped in, but the little white fox was gone! ! it's wired! There is still something that can disappear from my sight? The little white fox shouldn’t move so fast... Just when I was thinking about this, the bastard’s cell phone rang, he answered the phone, and his mother’s voice came over: "No good son! Your dad is dizzy. It's gone!!!..."

As I ran back with the bitch, I frowned, this is... Tune the tiger away from the mountain? The wisdom of this monster is so high! !

(I have something to do today, one update, three updates tomorrow.)