The Lame Daoist Priest: The 146th banquet begins
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I am not too slow! Suddenly kicked out and kicked to the corpse demon!
The corpse is fast, but she doesn't seem to know much about martial arts! So I kicked it straight! Because of my strength, I just kicked her to the ground! I pulled the **** behind and said: "You guys get out of here! The corpse is too fast, you can't handle it!"
Seeing that the corpse was moving so fast, Daoist Qingyang hurriedly said: "Friends! This little corpse will be handled by you! I will first go up and call my wife, and then come down to help you! "Speaking, Daoist Qingyang ran into the elevator very unconvincingly, and climbed up embarrassedly.
"Dig~grass~~" Looking at the embarrassed figure of Daoist Qingyang, the **** cursed in a long voice, "Isn't it just a corpse demon? As for being scared like this? But eldest brother, I am quite a few I haven't called my girlfriend anymore, or should I go up and make a call and come over to help you?"
"Well, then you go quickly."
"Farewell, I was joking. Brother, I have seen it in our "Records of the Falling Demons of the Niu Family". The corpse is the fourth monster on the list! Very powerful! Just now she was too fast! Me I can't see her movements at all, or... let's use gasoline to burn it?" the **** suggested.
Old Xu also agreed and said: "Yes! Find some gasoline! Use fire to attack!"
I frowned and said, "Old Xu, you can go out first. Just leave it to me here. If you are here, it is not convenient for me to do it."
The **** said: "Brother, then I will stay to help you!"
"No need! You go out too!"
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The **** and others and the fox demon all left, and only me, the corpse demon, Zhou Chengwen, and the corpses all over the ground were left in the entire second underground floor.
Zhou Chengwen snorted coldly: "Stay alone, are you going to die?" Then, he looked at the corpse demon and said, "Xiaoqing, attack! You can maimed him, but don't kill him! I still have to Ask Feng Nianke and the whereabouts of his master from his mouth."
The corpse demon turned into an afterimage and rushed towards me! While retreating violently, I said: "I'm afraid you don't have this chance!" With that, I took out the wind and thunder fan from the space ring! Slammed! A gust of wind raged in the corridor!
That's right! I leave the **** and the others, just to prepare the wind and thunder fan! This corpse can't be killed by ordinary methods at all! There is a related record in "Records of Demon Falling in the Niu Family". At that time, a corpse demon appeared and many Taoist priests died. In the end, senior Niu family used the secret method of attracting thunder to smash the corpse to death! But even so, many Taoist priests were killed and injured when the thunder was piloted.
This is indeed the case, the speed of the corpse is so fast! Ordinary people can't see the corpse demon at all! The record mentioned that the corpse demon moves extremely fast, the yin qi invades the body, is invulnerable to swords, guns, water and fire, and spell attacks are invalid! Because the power of thunder and lightning is very huge! The corpse will only die when struck by thunder and lightning! Any zombie monster can be killed by lightning!
And I happen to have a wind and thunder fan, the front fan is the wind, the back fan is the thunder!
A thunder and lightning fan came out to ensure that the corpse monster is cool and crooked!
Affected by the strong wind, the movement speed of the corpse has slowed down! Zhou Chengwen also showed a surprised look: "Are you...a superior magic weapon?!"
"That's right, there is a prize!" A fireball condensed in my hand and threw it at the corpse demon! The corpse demon escaped! The fireball continued to fly towards Zhou Chengwen behind the corpse demon! Flying to Zhou Chengwen's side, the fireball exploded! Frightened Zhou Chengwen!
I continued to back up, retreated near the elevator, and turned the fan backhand! A thunder arc flew out from the fan! He hit the corpse less than three meters away from me in an instant!
The corpse demon was trembling violently by the electric, and the Yin Qi around his body instantly dissipated a lot. I slapped it three times! Three arcs hit the corpse demon and directly knocked the corpse demon to the ground! The whole body kept twitching, the yin qi dissipated, and he couldn't get up again.
Zhou Chengwu said to himself in disbelief: "Impossible! Impossible! How could the corpse be killed so easily?! Impossible!"
I put away the wind and thunder fan, leaned against the wall and said, "The corpse has wisdom, because it is a combination of zombies and ghosts, but this female ghost obviously does not know martial arts, so she would not control such a A good corpse, it didn't even use a tenth of its own advantage, and it's not uncommon to be knocked down by me! To be honest, you corpse demon is not as stiff as your brother's red hair!"
I shook my head secretly, stretched out a single palm, and sprayed dragon flames at the corpse demon! Ready to burn it! Seeing that I wanted to burn the corpse monster, Zhou Chengwen rushed over to attack me frantically! He can't seem to admit the fact that he lost. His Illusory Demon was killed by me yesterday, and today I lost two more ghosts. Now even the corpse is almost impossible to keep, and his family property is almost lost by me. It's no wonder if he is not crazy!
Actually, Zhou Chengwen's martial arts are really good. If he is not crazy, he might really be able to fight me with dozens of tricks! But now... his attack was unorganized. I easily removed the joints of his arms and slashed him with a knife on his neck, knocking him out.
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Zhou Chengwen did a lot of evil, but I still couldn't kill him, because I was a Taoist priest, not a killer, so the corpse demon and Zhou Chengwen were all handed over to the Taoist Association.
The fox demon went back, but before leaving, I still warned me not to kill people indiscriminately.
The underground Yin Qi was also broken by Xu Lao, and now the hospital is back to its original state.
As for the chaos in the hospital morgue, it was settled by the Taoist Association.
Me and the **** returned directly to Qiling City. Daoist Qingyang and the Taoist Association went to the capital. He said that he was worried that the corpse would jump halfway and hurt people, and he was an expert in dealing with the corpse! If there is something unexpected on the road, he can kill the corpse demon! I said in my heart that you should pull it down, the corpses are almost broken by me, anyone with eyes can see it! What do you think you are bragging about when you jump out...
On the train, the **** said that the mouse in the copy shop was broken, and both of them were broken. He has never had time to go out and buy it. When it comes to Qiling City, he must first buy two mice! !
When I got off the train, the **** took me into the computer next to me and came to a place where I sold computer consumables. A guy who sells computer consumables asked: "Two, what do I need?"
The **** asked: "Is there a mouse?"
"Yes, we have many kinds of mice, do you want to..."
Before the buddy finished speaking, the **** interrupted: "I want the cheapest one! Which one is the cheapest?"
The buddy took out a packing box and said: "This one! Thirty yuan, buddies, we both see each other right away, take it for you at twenty-five."
The bitch's tears came down on the spot: "Big brother! You are such a good person! You know? You gave me five yuan cheaper, and my whole family of six would eat an extra meal! But unfortunately, my son last night I caught a cold while sleeping, and I wanted to save a dollar to buy him a piece of Shubao to go back, and save it for the night to sleep, but it’s a pity... Brother, can you give me a cheaper one?"
That's it... The **** cried and wailed for more than ten minutes, and finally cried the boss. The boss said, brother, you can take ten dollars for this mouse! This is the purchase price! Listening to your house is so difficult, I can't bear to make you money...
We walked out of the Computer City, and while walking, I said helplessly: "Don't you just buy a mouse? Look at your expressive, just like acting in a movie. If you don't make a movie, you are really blinded. This talent!"
"Of course." The **** said contemptuously: "If I go to make a movie, I will definitely take the celebrity actor!"
"It's the Oscar actor!!! Big brother!!!..."
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Four days later, a high-level private club in the capital.
The big banquet has already begun. Sister Xiaoling and I arrived in the capital yesterday. Today I am wearing a suit and sister Xiaoling in an evening gown, greeting people constantly at the banquet. Sister Xiaoling slung my arm and introduced to others from time to time: This is my boyfriend.
Banquets are held on the first and second floors, with VIPs on the first floor and senior VIPs on the second floor. These so-called high-ranking VIPs are members of the Eight Great Families, as well as some people with mysterious origins. I don't know their identities, but Zhang Zixuan, Chen Ershao, Nangong Jinhao, Jiang Ruoxue and others have all arrived. Although Jiang Ruoxue is not a direct line of the Jiang family, she still has a certain status, so she has the opportunity to attend this large banquet.
I met Patriarch Xu yesterday. Patriarch Xu also asked me when I was going to get married. Maybe he was waiting for my betrothal gift, right? I could only smile and said: "I'll be as soon as possible, within two years."
I haven't had a nosebleed these days. After observing for a while, I can conclude whether my lung failure is really cured. If it is true, then I can have a wedding! As for the bride price... it's still a problem.
Although I have a few people I know on the second floor, I still feel a little uncomfortable. These family children talk about business, luxury cars, female stars and other topics. I have nothing in common with them. Language, so I said to Sister Xiaoling: "I'll go out to get some air, and I will come back later."
I winked at Sister Bleeding and motioned to her to protect Sister Ling, then I walked downstairs.
Walking to the first floor, leaning on the handrail at the top of the stairs, I lowered my head and thought to myself what betrothal gift should be given to the Xu family...Last time I promised to give him a better treasure than the silver space ring. Where can I find it.
Just when I was about to hit this place, I suddenly felt a woman falling towards me with red wine! I wanted to avoid it, but the woman's appearance made me stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly reached out and supported her shoulders. Some red wine spilled on my suit, she hurriedly said: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my high heels just twisted, I'm sorry, I will pay you... Uh... Xiaolong!!!"
The corners of my mouth twitched twice: "Heh, heh, cousin, what a coincidence, why are you here?"
"I should be the one who asked this sentence? This is obviously a banquet for wealthy businessmen. Oh, I see, you are a waiter here, right? Look at your suit, it looks the same as those waiters wear. "The big cousin said suddenly.
Puff...