The Lame Daoist Priest: The 177th day of the engagement banquet begins

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Friend Qingyang has been pestering the **** these days, let the **** give him the life of SpongeBob SquarePants. The **** is gnawing durians while bragging, saying, friends, don’t worry, I can definitely help you change into SpongeBob’s fate! That flight attendant is the toilet's life, just like SpongeBob can't do without water, you can't do without the toilet!

Although the bitch's mouth is full of durian taste, these words still make Daoist Qingyang happy. The **** whispered to me: "Big brother, he is so happy that he doesn't even know his last name."

"How can it be so exaggerated." I sat next to me, flipping through the list of invited guests, and replied.

"Really!" The **** said solemnly: "If you don't believe me, ask his last name?"

I looked at Daoist Qingyang and asked, "What is your last name?"

"I'm excited!" Daoist Qingyang replied without thinking about it...

In the past few days, the three cheap men, Daoist Qingyang, and Huang Mao are very happy. This compound was originally very quiet, but after they came, it added a lot of atmosphere. Huang Mao mainly imitated the "Four Wild Women" and asked "Why don't you stop early", no matter what you say to him, eight of his ten sentences are this.

Then the **** said to him: "Huangmao, go and bring me a durian."

Huang Mao asked bitterly: "Why don't you stop early..."

"Go and get one for me!"

"Why don't you stop early... early..."

"Huang Mao is stupid!"

"Why not early...you are..."

The **** always plays with Daoist Qingyang and Huangmao every day. He is not tired of it and has a lot of fun.

Most of our relatives and friends arrived here early. Although the Xu family has a large yard and many houses, there are too many people to live in. Fortunately, the Xu family has many properties. Among them, there are two five-star hotels in the capital, so most of my relatives are temporarily placed in hotels, and I will pick them up when the banquet starts tomorrow.

As for some close relatives, they received the Xu family compound, such as my grandma and several uncles.

And today, the aunt's family is about to arrive, and my father has already taken a few cars to the airport to meet him. The engagement banquet was about to begin tomorrow. Xu Xiaoling asked me to try on clothes. In short, I had a lot of work to do, so I didn't go to the airport to meet them. The Xu family invited a top clothing designer, tailored a white suit for me, and a first-class stylist. Not to mention, after dressing up for me, it really looks like that. In addition, I have been practicing martial arts all year round, and I am considered a master at the outer door of Huanyu Pavilion, so I developed a kind of indifferent temperament as a master.

With this fit suit, there is a very special feeling.

Xu Xiaoling looked at me up and down, and said with satisfaction: "Well, dress up, my little dragon is still very beautiful."

"The word beautiful, isn't it good?"

"Then... shy?" She covered her mouth with a chuckle.

I squeezed her face and said, "Your gray evening dress is also very beautiful."

"It's fine if you like it."

After trying the clothes, we are all satisfied. Then we came to the gate, because the aunt and the others were about to arrive, they didn't go to the airport to meet them, they always had to meet them at the gate. After all, my relationship with the aunt's family was pretty good.

After waiting at the door for more than ten minutes, three luxury cars drove from a distance and saw us standing at the gate. The car also stopped at the gate. The old man and the aunt's family walked off.

The big cousin said: "Yeah, is this still my cousin? Why is he so handsome? I want to break up with my boyfriend."

"Don't make trouble." I glared at her, then said hello to my aunt and uncle, Xu Xiaoling also greeted enthusiastically, and a group of us walked to the courtyard. The aunt said: "I have known that Xiao Ling's family is not simple, but I didn't expect it to be so simple."

Xu Xiaoling slung my arm and said, "Auntie passed the award. Actually, we won't live here after we get married, but go out alone. Besides, your nephew is not easy..."

……………………

The next day.

Everything is going on in full swing, and today's dinner officially begins at eight o'clock.

At this time, it was already 6 o’clock in the evening, and many people had gathered in the courtyard. As expected, the eight major families had sent people over, such as Chen Haotian’s sister, Zhang Zixuan of the Zhang family, and Jiang’s direct line, what is the name of Jiang? Qingxiao, of course, Ms. Jiang is indispensable, she is now together with Chen Haotian tenderly.

Nangong’s family is here, but it’s not Nangong Jinhao, but a girl. After all, the relationship between us is more delicate, and he didn’t come here very well. But even so, he called to congratulate him. The children of the eight major families are very good at doing things. He knows that I am from Huanyu Pavilion, so he took the initiative to show good things.

At this moment, I was standing at the gate, preparing to welcome the gorillas, Liu Mengyan and Feng Nianke. The car has already been dispatched. I guess they will be here soon. Xu Xiaoling stood beside me and asked, "Xiaolong, who is it? You want you to come to the door personally to greet you?"

I smiled and said in a low voice: "Some friends from Huanyu Pavilion, come here to show me Zhuang's facade."

A variety of luxury cars have been parked on both sides of the road now, expelling a long distance. Fortunately, the road built by Xu's house is spacious enough, otherwise there will be a traffic jam. At this time, a few luxury cars drove over. It was me who sent out to pick up the gorilla and their car. The car stopped at the gate, the door opened, the gorilla, Feng Nianke, and Liu Mengyan walked off.

The gorilla said as he walked: "Little dragon, I thought I had hallucinations just now. How did you do that? Didn’t you plan to hold an engagement banquet at the food stall?"

I said helplessly: "When did I tell you to hold the food stall? You guessed it all the time. Gorilla, Liu Mengyan, Miss Feng, let me introduce, this is my fiancee , Xu Ningrou. Ningrou, this guy is Tang Zhilong, this cold beauty is Liu Mengyan, and this extraordinary beauty is Feng Nianke."

Xu Xiaoling said very politely: "Brother Tang, Ms. Liu, Ms. Feng, hello, welcome to my engagement banquet with Xiaolong, please come into the yard."

While walking into the courtyard, I asked jokingly, "Gorilla, where is my gift? You can’t come to my engagement party empty-handed. If I can’t get a decent gift later, I will really Kicked you out."

Feng Nianke protested: "Hey hey, hate ghost, how can you do this, if I don't take the gift, will you kick me out?"

"Of course not. You and Liu Mengyan don’t need to take gifts, but this gorilla must take it. If you don’t take it, just kick it out! Tell you, gorilla, don’t put on that angry look. Look. Over there, there is a team of bodyguards armed with guns, all of whom have been specially trained. They have a lot of shots, just for fear that someone will make trouble here today. Look at there, there are two snipers. If you do something to me, I promise you will be finished." I laughed.

"Wochao? Originally, I prepared a generous gift for you. If you bullied me so much, I decided not to give it!"

Xu Xiaoling smiled and said: "Brother Tang, don't mind, Xiaolong is joking with you."

"I like to hear what my younger brothers and sisters say, you kid learn something for me." The gorilla said dissatisfiedly.

Along the way, many people greeted us, and I responded with smiles one by one.

While we were walking and chatting, Daoist Qingyang suddenly came over. He wore a SpongeBob SquarePants vest and asked me: "Did you see Daoist Jiannan? He said he asked me to find a SpongeBob SquarePants. Wearing clothes will become SpongeBob’s fate! I want him to see how this dress is."

"It's not bad, a talent." I praised helplessly.

"Oh? Fellow Daoist, do you really think it's good?"

"Of course." I nodded and said, "How could I lie to you. Besides, with your wisdom, I can't lie to you!"

Friend Qingyang nodded earnestly: "That's also..."

I continued: "Jiannan must be looking for food right now. Go to a place where there are durians, and you will surely find him!"

Taoist Qingyang suddenly realized, he arched his hands and said: "Thank you for your reminder!"

The gorilla looked around and exclaimed: "The ostentation is so big! I had known for such a formal occasion, I also came here in a suit. His grandmother, I will have such a big ostentation when I get married in the future! Brother and sister! , Will it be okay to borrow your big yard at that time?"

Xu Xiaoling said: "Okay, when the time comes, Big Brother Tang will let us know." Xu Xiaoling knows that these are all people from Huanyu Pavilion, and they have a good relationship with me. Although the gorillas may be joking, they still have a good face. To be sufficient.

The gorilla laughed and said: "My younger brother and sister are so bright! They are also a good match with our little dragon brothers!"

I pointed to the yard and said: "Three, you are welcome, just treat this as your own home. You can walk around in this yard first. The party starts at 8 o'clock. We have to go back to clean up and recite a line. Of."

Speaking, we returned to Xu Xiaoling's villa.

On the road, I ran into a **** who was squatting under a tree playing with ants. This guy is very helpless. He is in his twenties. He actually took my four-year-old nephew to pour the ant hole with a water gun. I can’t wait to kick him from behind and kick him directly into the ant hole! ! At this time, this guy said to my little nephew, "Wrong, wrong, wrong! It's not that fun! Look, when I play like this, ants will crawl out. Are you crying? Are you crying for durian? !"

I coughed slightly and said, "Jiannan, you seem to be very free now."

Jiannan turned his head: "Brother, isn't the dinner party about to begin? Why are you back again?"

"Let’s come back and prepare. Don’t lead my little nephew to fill the ant hole. Give you a task. The gorilla, Liu Mengyan, and Feng Nian are here. You met them a few months ago. I’m now I’m busy. You can entertain them for me. Remember, don’t make a fool of yourself, don’t talk nonsense, don’t embarrass me..."

The **** patted his chest: "Brother, don't worry! This is guaranteed to be done!" With that, the **** picked up my little nephew, turned his head and left!

Looking at his fading figure, I suddenly felt that it seemed like a wrong decision to let him do this...

(Three updates today. Released later on February and March.)