The Lame Daoist Priest: The 181st female corpse who is not afraid of Taoism

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Don't look at this female body dry like a mummy, it's not weak! Although the **** doesn't have the skill of me, he still exercises all the year round. It's okay to fight three in one, and he has a lot of power. It doesn't make sense to be caught by the corpse of this woman who can't walk smoothly.

Something weird!

This female corpse is not easy! !

The female corpse's hand grabbed the bitch's chin! The **** is in danger! Take out the palm-sized Universe Mirror from the pocket and press it on the female corpse's forehead! But I know, it must be useless! Because there is no Yin Qi on the wet corpse, ordinary methods of dealing with ghosts and monsters will definitely be invalid for the wet corpse! So I shot it too! ! !

I held the bitch's shoulder with one hand, and then lifted my foot and kicked the wet corpse's chest! Ready to kick her into the air! Then she can let go of the bitch. But this kick just made her back two steps! But the hand is still pinching the arm of the bitch! !

Are there any mistakes? I thought that this kick could knock her old bones to pieces, but I didn't expect it to be like kicking on an iron plate! She just took two steps back, and didn't hurt her bones at all! This is indeed beyond my expectation! Although I didn't use my full strength with this kick just now, I am sure that if I kick an adult, I can definitely break the ribs of the other person! !

The reason why I didn't use all my strength was because I was afraid of kicking her to pieces. In any case, it was a precious wet corpse.

But when I look at it now, I can't do it without effort. This wet corpse is not easy, and the ghost knows why she can move without yin!

Actually, there are many related records in the "Records of Demon Slayers in the Niu Family". The ancient predecessors believed that the corpse would move because the yin qi attacked the heart or the yin qi entered the brain. After death, if Buried in the "corpse breeding ground" with heavier Yin Qi, over time, the corpse will jump up under the influence of Yin Qi, unconsciously hurting people indiscriminately. And the reason why they hurt people is because humans have yang energy.

However, there are many opinions on this issue, and they are not uniform. The old liar also expressed his opinions in "Records of Demon Slayers in the Niu Family". The old liar believes that the corpse will move. In fact, the residual neurons and rigid muscles after death will undergo a disorderly movement, coupled with the mutation of the residual cells after death, and the influence of the earth's magnetic field. Resonance, so the body will move.

The old liar's explanation method is more scientific, but it stands to reason that the active corpse must have a yin on his body! Otherwise the body won't move! This is an unchanging truth, but what is going on with this wet corpse in front of you? Even the mighty boss feels a headache...

The **** was almost crying at this time. He was dragged by the arm of a two-hundred-year-old Qing dynasty woman's corpse, and looked at him with that kind of affectionate eyes. Even a **** guy couldn't Bear it, and ask me for help with a trembling voice: "Ya, Yalidie, big brother, save me..."

The movement of the female corpse was very slow. I watched for two seconds and kicked the female corpse's armpit with my foot! According to the chain reaction of the joints, if this position is attacked, she should let go...

Sure enough, the female corpse finally let go of the bitch. The **** stepped back and said in surprise: "Big brother, what the **** is this? Why is there no yin in my body? My gossip mirror and Chengying The sword has no effect on her! It is estimated that the charms are also on the street! Is there any mistake? We are a combination of Taoist priests! Even the shadow corpse for a thousand years can be killed, and it can't deal with this wet corpse for more than 200 years!

This b is too shameless, right? The Thousand-Year-Year Yin Corpse was obviously killed by me and Xu Lao. Is it related to you with a dime? You patronized Daoist Qingyang and bragged, okay... But I still nodded and said, "I have never heard of this thing. It seems more evil than a thousand-year shadow corpse. But it doesn’t make sense, this thing. There is no Yin Qi in her body, how did she stand up and move? And she obviously looks vulnerable, but the bones are extremely hard!"

While we were talking, the female corpse’s neck creaked a few times. The movement was not as slow as before. She walked towards us quickly, but her posture was still very unnatural, like a puppet, with every move. Affected by the thread.

She is moving faster and faster, and seems to have adapted to her body, which is not a good sign!

She seemed to have a crush on the bitch, and once again ignored me and walked directly to the bitch! Still stretched out a hand, ready to grab the chin of the bitch! The **** said that tigers don't make cats, you treat me as critically ill! ! The **** knotted a sword finger... Turned around and ran! ! ! While running, he shouted to the female corpse: "Grandma! Don't chase me! My eldest brother has a better jaw than me! Go find my elder brother!!"

This grandma's shout is so kind! !

Unfortunately, grandma didn't understand him, she still chased the **** crazy, the museum hall is very big, and the **** ran around the hall! And the speed of ‘Grandma’ is getting faster and faster! At the end, the speed of the **** was basically the same! Fight against some world sprint champions!

At this time, the **** ran around a big vase, and while running, he said with a trembling voice: "Big brother! Help me!"

I knew that the **** was not in danger for a while, so I hugged my shoulders and said, "Isn't she your grandma? Tell your grandma well and let her stop chasing you."

"Big brother, you can't die without saving!" The **** was almost crying: "Grandma has no yin, and our Taoist priests are not effective for grandma! Now it's up to you to do it! Big brother! "

The big vase was blocked by iron chains, and they ran around in circles. This ‘grandma’ seems to have such a bit of wisdom. After chasing a dozen times around the chain, she suddenly rushed towards the big vase! She finally realized the shortest straight line between the two points, and she was about to rush to ‘make love’ with the bitch.

But I was so frightened! !

Xu Xiaoling works here, of course I often come to the museum, so I know that this vase is a precious Ming Dynasty antique! If this vase is broken by ‘Grandma’, it won’t be enough to sell me and the bitch! ! I rushed to chrysanthemum, and rushed over at full speed!

'Grandma' just made a move to prepare to pounce. Her feet were already in the air, her body was over the chain, and her hand immediately touched the vase! ! At this critical moment, I finally rushed behind her and grabbed her ankle! ! Pull her back hard! !

But even so, I was a step slower! ! "Grandma"'s hand touched the vase! I hurriedly pulled her to the back, but the vase was already shaking and might fall down at any time! I hurriedly shouted to the bitch: "Jiannan! Hold the vase!!"

The **** was so frightened by my sudden voice, he looked at the slanted vase inside, hurriedly jumped into the chain, and hugged the vase! Then he asked: "Big brother, what's wrong with this vase?"

I stepped on the ground and said, "This vase is a Ming Dynasty antique! If it breaks, it won’t be enough to sell us both!!"

The **** said with contempt: "Big brother, you are now the son-in-law of the Xu family. Old man Xu is so rich. This broken thing can make you play like a toy. Are you scared like that...Oh, Why did you step on my grandma on the ground? Will it hurt to step on her?" Seeing that I had subdued the'grandma', the **** started to behave badly again.

But grandma's strength is great! I can't stand it anymore! I hurriedly said to the bitch: "I won't take a cent from the Xu family, you go up there and stand there! Otherwise, we will have to pay if the vase is broken!"

Why did I let the **** go and stand in the empty place next to him? Because grandma is about to get up again... I can't burn it with hidden energy, nor can I use a dagger to divide her, after all, she is also an antique... And grandma likes **** very much, wait to get up It is estimated that 80% of them will go to find cheap guys, so I will only open up cheap guys first and save some time to smash some antiques.

Sure enough! Grandma struggled for a few seconds, and suddenly tried hard! Almost didn't knock me to the ground! ! After she got up, she ignored me again and rushed to the bitch! ! The **** jumped up in fright, and then immediately started running!

I was also lost in thought.

Spell? Gossip mirror? It doesn't work for grandma at all! !

A powerful dagger? The ____ does not work! I'll wait to go to jail to break my grandma! !

Wind thunder fan? No, high winds may knock down and smash many antiques. . Raiden is afraid of punching a big hole in the grandmother's body.

I can't fight my grandmother with all my strength, but my skills are indeed much more agile than her. I don’t have any rope or anything on my body. I can’t tie her up. What can I do...

That's right! Silver space ring! When I studied the space ring last time, I found that there seemed to be a rope in it! I don’t know if it’s a magic weapon, or something like a chain of immortals. Regardless of his three seven twenty-one, first use it out and talk about it! So I untied the belt of my pants and prepared to take out the space ring sewn on my panties.

The **** was chased by his grandmother. He asked me for help as he ran. At this moment, he found that I was removing my trouser belt. He was about to collapse: "Big brother! What are you doing with your trouser belt? Do you want to see Do you want to send it with your grandmother?!!!"

"Get out! I won't save you any more nonsense! Wait for your grandma to pull your chin off!" I cursed angrily.

The **** hurriedly closed his mouth wittily. Just when his grandmother was about to catch up with him, he took out a banana from nowhere. After eating in three or two bites, he threw the banana peel back...and he didn't know why. So accurate, the banana peel was just thrown at the feet of grandma. Grandma was so excited that she stepped on the banana peel! !

The mighty grandma can't match the power of banana peels! !

She fell to the ground with a puff, but the **** took the opportunity to twist her **** twice, deliberately angered "Grandma", and then continued to run forward...