The Lame Daoist Priest: The 207th Observation of the Dead
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Sheep Li, your grandma! !
To be honest, I almost couldn't hold back kicking the **** into the stinky gutter on the side of the road!
Which great fairy do you see carrying a condom with him? ! Even if you carry it, you shouldn't take it out so arrogantly! Grandma's! I have known for a long time that making cheap men's clothes a big fairy is not reliable! What tips did you write to others, others don’t know him, I don’t know yet? This guy is not fortune-telling at all! It won't be fun to be pierced by others at that time!
I have to get things done quickly before he is exposed! I said to the old man: "Hello village chief, my master heard that there were demons here and killed many people, so he hurried to bring us here! Can we see the dead body? Let us identify the cause of death. , And then figure out a way to get rid of the monster!"
The old man said with some embarrassment: "But Daxian, the dead have been buried. Because it is summer, I am afraid that the body will smell bad. Generally, they are buried within three days of death. But no one has died in the last six days, so there is no Let you see the corpse. Do you have to see this corpse in person? Can I describe it to you?"
"This...no, it's better for us to watch it in person."
"Oh, there is no way. The deceased has just been buried, so I can't get it out again, right?"
Friend Qingyang interrupted and said: "Old man, think about it, if we don’t let us see the cause of death, the monster will continue to do evil. The longer the delay, the more people may die! Presumably the deceased is also in the spirit of heaven. I don’t want to see this happen."
Don't say anything, after what Daoist Qingyang said, the old man really showed hesitation.
Friend Qingyang continued: "Old man, according to our guess, those monsters are planning a big operation! If they are not eradicated in time, more people will be killed!"
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Then the village chief finally agreed to us that he would find a dead farmer as soon as possible and ask them if they would open the coffin.
Then...The village chief hurried away with the'tips', Qingyang Dao friendly and curiously asked the bitch: "Friend Dao, what tips did you give him? Have you figured out the day? Will it rain?" Fellow Qingyang Daoist was very confident in the bastard's'fortune-telling' ability.
I dragged the **** and asked in a low voice, "What did you write on that paper? If you wear a gang, we will be bombed out!"
The **** smiled and said in a low voice: "Big brother, don't worry! Didn't I tell him to open it when it rains? So I only wrote four words on the note: It's raining today!!"
I was speechless on the spot, do you still need to talk about this tm? But if the old village chief doesn’t believe him, what should I do if I open the condom and read the small note today? The weather is so dry today, it's weird that it will rain! Big trouble will happen then! The **** is too unreliable...
Not to mention, the village chief's efficiency is very high, and things are done quickly. He still carried the ‘tips’ in his hand, and it seemed that he had not opened it yet. It's right to think about it. Old people like him must believe in ghosts and gods even more, and the village head has seen Daoist Qingyang catching ghosts with his own eyes, and he must have no doubts about the words of the'Sheep Li Daxian'.
The head of the village brought a middle-aged man. The man was very simple and honest, about forty years old, with a dark complexion. The village chief said solemnly: "This is Dahei in our village. His wife passed away unfortunately a few days ago. As soon as Dahei heard that a few great immortals had come, he said that he was willing to open the coffin of his daughter-in-law to show you. Wei Daxian can get rid of monsters sooner!"
"Don't worry about this village chief." I said, "After seeing the corpse, we should be able to determine the cause of death. It's just a pity that we are a few days late, otherwise we can directly talk to the ghost of the dead without digging. The coffin is so troublesome."
The honest Da Hei said: "Three masters, please help me find out the cause of my wife's death, then get rid of the monsters and let our village calm down. Da Hei is willing to give out two thousand yuan as a reward!"
It can be imagined that this small village is full of earthen houses, which means that it is not rich here. It may take several years to earn two thousand yuan. So I hurriedly said: "No need, it is our bounden duty to subdue demons and demons, we don't need any thanks!"
Then... Da Hei called the other three men from the same village, carrying a shovel, and brought us to the place where his wife was buried. The village head was also with him. When he came to the purpose, there was no nonsense. The four men dug for more than two hours and finally dug out the coffin.
Because the deceased had just been buried for eight days and the soil was still relatively soft, it was possible to dig so quickly.
Due to the small space under the pit, only Da Hei himself was left to pry the coffin nails underneath. After the nails were lifted, Da Hei pushed the coffin away, but he exclaimed, oh my god, he crawled up. ! We were eating dry food on the side just now. We didn’t know that Da Hei had already opened the coffin. After seeing Da Hei hurriedly climbed up, we hurried to the side of the pit. Seeing the corpse in the coffin, I felt a tumbling in my stomach...
There is a female corpse lying in the coffin with her hands on her belly. There is nothing wrong with other places...but that face is terrifying! The five senses are twisted together! The same as the old photos we saw in the morning! Needless to say, there must be some inevitable connection between the photo and the deceased!
Friend Qingyang once took old photos with his mobile phone. Twenty days ago, the faces of the five people in the old photos were all dough-shaped, without facial features. And now, the face in the photo has gradually appeared facial features, and the facial features are still very hideous! I suddenly had a bold conjecture: Although I don't know what the photo is or what monsters are in the photo, what is certain is that those monsters have no faces! But as they kill people, the facial features will become more and more clear, and the deceased's facial features will be "deprived", from clear to fierce facial features, and finally into dough!
What happens when the faces of the five people in the photo become clear?
The simple and honest Da Hei cried: "What kind of evil is this? Why did my mother-in-law's face become like this? Three masters, please tell me what is going on..."
The village head also looked at the bitch: "Yeah, Daxian Yangli, what the **** is this? Dahei's mother-in-law is not like this originally."
The **** started to **** with each other again, and I pretended to put my hand in my trouser pocket, but actually took out the disposable glove from the space ring. After taking it, I jumped into the pit and checked the body.
There are bruises on the corpse’s neck, which fits the village chief’s description that all the dead in the village died like this.
Except for the bruises on the neck, there are no wounds anywhere else.
Because the visual impact of the female corpse is too strong, I checked it briefly and returned to it. The **** whispered: "Big brother, there is no yin on the corpse, so I don't see any clues."
I frowned, held my shoulders with one hand, and touched the chin with the other, pacing back and forth around the pit, thinking in secret.
There are three things that are very troublesome at the moment. First: We don't know the origin of the monster, or whether the other party is a living creature or a zombie, but this problem should be resolved soon, because I have half of the monster's arm here, and I can get it after a test. Second: Monsters have no yin air, are not afraid of Taoism, are not afraid of fire, come and go without a trace, without knowing the origin of the opponent, trying to subdue them is no different than difficult. Third: It seems that every time a monster kills a person, the facial features become clear. After decades of burying in the ground, there has been no strange incident. After the excavation, nearby villagers died frequently, and the photos and the faces of the deceased changed...
I thought I would find out if I looked at the deceased, but I didn't expect it to be more suspicious.
The **** asked in a low voice, "Big brother, how does this corpse look like the five people in the photo? The faces are all distorted. Shall we look at the other dead? Maybe the faces of the other dead also become like this Up."
"No need to look." I shook my head slightly: "100% of the other corpses have also become like this. We only have two things to do now. First, you and Daoist Qingyang find a way to check the broken arm and see. Is the arm of a dead person or a living person? Second, I went to squat near Wang's ancestral grave to see if something strange would happen at night. If a monster comes out to harm people, I can stop it in time."
"Big brother, can you do it by yourself? Or let's go with us. I have been away with fellow Taoists for six days, and no one has died here."
"No, the monster is starting to act again today. I must wait here! In case any more innocent villagers are harmed!"
The **** and Daoist Qingyang are really unreliable. When they were here, five people could die. Originally 19 people died, but when'Brother Wang' found Daoist Qingyang, ten were already dead. Afterwards, Daoist Qingyang found that the commission was too tricky, so he brought the **** over again. After a few days of delay, four more died. After they got here, five more people died.
Life is not a trifling matter. Since I am here, I must prevent this from happening!
The grave was buried again. The **** and Qingyang Daoist left, went to the city to find someone to examine the half-cut arm, and I went back to Wang's ancestral grave, walking in the woods and thinking. .
Will it be alchemy?
During my thinking, the night gradually fell, and the moon quietly climbed up into the sky, unknowingly, it was already past 11 o'clock in the evening.
There were a few strange noises in the forest from time to time, and there were many lone graves in the forest, and the atmosphere seemed very strange.
It's just that, I'm not afraid. Because I know that this is not a ‘gathering land’. Zombies cannot appear. It doesn’t matter if there are zombies. Although my strength is now suppressed, the combat experience is still there. Even if I encounter zombies, I can deal with it.
Eleven o'clock is the sub-hour, yin and yang alternate. This time is the heaviest yin qi, and at the same time, the spiritual qi is also the ultimate one. Since Wang's ancestral tomb is still quiet, it's better to take advantage of this hour to draw two communication symbols, and then burn one for the old liar.
I took out the cinnabar, ink, chicken blood, and talisman paper from the space ring and blended it in proportion, and then took out the brush I got from Zuo Ci's tomb.
The writing brush radiates a faint white light. Feng Nian can say that using this brushstroke can greatly increase the success rate and at the same time increase the power of the spell dozens of times.
As I watched the brush, two muffled noises came from the direction of Wang's ancestral grave.
"Boom! Boom!..."