The Lame Daoist Priest: The 211th day of a bitch’s plan

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Still singing Black Cat Sheriff? I immediately picked up the soles of my shoes and was about to beat up this cheap B! !

The **** hurriedly said: "Big brother, do you think I was going to sing with monsters? Wrong! I wanted to use singing to draw them out! And big brother, you have excellent martial arts, you can easily defeat those monsters! Wait for me to kill the monsters. After the introduction, you will get rid of the monsters one by one! When the five monsters in the photo are all killed, hehe...Do you think there is an empty photo left, can you continue to do evil?"

I nodded: "It's a bit reasonable, but Jiannan, I'm not in good health recently. If I deal with monsters, I can deal with two monsters at the same time. No more!"

"It's okay, big brother!" The **** patted his chest and said, "With my agile posture like a wolf dog, it is not a problem to deal with one! And Daoist Qingyang's sick doglike posture can barely hold one, so we You can deal with four at the same time!"

"Come on, I'll talk about it at night. Now I want to sleep. If you dare to kick in again, I will definitely send you to find Master to play Fighting Landlords!"

The **** laughed quickly: "Don't worry, big brother, I will definitely not call you this time."

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I slept until 7 o'clock in the evening before I woke up. Since my lung failure recurred, my physique is much worse than before. I used to not feel tired even if I didn't sleep for three or five days, but this time it was only three days and I became sleepy like this, and I still slept very asleep.

Jumping off the hot kang, I shook my neck, opened the door and walked out.

At seven o'clock in the summer, the sun has just set, and it is still bright outside. Several people were sitting in the yard. Among them was an old man who looked more dignified and dressed in a brand-name suit. Daoist Qingyang and a **** were talking to him. After seeing me coming out, Daoist Qingyang stood up and said to the old man: "Brother Wang, let me introduce you. This is Daoyou Li, don’t look at him young, but he is very powerful! Even the legendary fox demon can surrender. This time, it is because of his help that we can successfully get rid of one monster. Tonight, we are going to take a big action to wipe out the remaining monsters!"

The old man stood up, stretched out his hand and said, "Hello."

I shook hands with him, and said politely: "Hello. Don’t worry, since we have accepted the commission, we will definitely get things done. If nothing happens, we will be able to transfer the remaining four tonight. Catch all monsters in one go!"

'Brother Wang' said: "I want to watch it tonight."

Friend Qingyang said: "Brother Wang, I’m afraid this won’t work. There are four monsters. We can’t protect your integrity when fighting against each other. It’s too dangerous to follow. So, Brother Wang, you still wait for us at home. Good news!"

'Brother Wang' said: "Brother, don't say I don't believe you, you keep saying that there are monsters, and I have never seen what this monster looks like. After all, I paid a million to invite you, so I think it’s safer to watch the monsters get rid of with my own eyes. If you are me, I believe you will do the same."

I frowned: "Boss Wang, I can understand your feelings. If I were you, I was afraid that I would be deceived. But this operation is really dangerous. If you follow, I will try my best to guarantee Your safety, but what if there is an accident? Why don't we bring the body of the monster back to you."

'Brother Wang' is an old fox. He said, "Thank you for your concern, but it doesn't matter. I have a bodyguard and driver. He is a professional who graduated from a martial arts school. He usually does not have a problem playing four of them. Protect me, I think it should be enough."

I thought for a while, and said, "Boss Wang, since you insist on going, then go together, but I have to say something first. First of all, there should be four monsters, and the three of us will try to hold back Four monsters, don’t let the monsters hurt you. But as I said just now, this is a life-and-death fight, not a family game. If something happens to you, don’t blame us for not telling you in advance."

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'Brother Wang' agreed to my terms and said that if there is an accident, we won't be blamed. I was worried that he would return afterwards, and wrote another agreement, asking him to sign and press his fingerprint.

It is 10:30 in the evening, and we have arrived near Wang's ancestral grave. The coffin is still in the pit, the coffin is uncovered, and the old photos are in the empty coffin. I shook my flashlight and said to'Brother Wang', "Look, boss Wang, your uncle is missing from the family photo, and your uncle's family has become a murderous monster. Your uncle has long been inhumane. A few days ago, your uncle It has been eliminated by me, so there are still four monsters left."

"Ah, when can they come out?"

"It's coming soon." I said, holding my shoulders, "According to the usual practice, these monsters will not come out until Zishi. Zishi is between 11 midnight and 1 am, Boss Wang, you should step back. Well, it's too dangerous here."

Boss Wang stepped back a bit, and I stepped back a bit too, playing with a dagger in my hand. The **** looked at Daoist Qingyang: "Are you ready?"

Taoist Qingyang covered his crotch with one hand and stroking his hairstyle with the other, imitating Diocer Jackson: "Kang busy Beibi!"

The **** played a little hi song with ifuck and 4s worth 298... "Black Cat Sheriff", and then his toes point to the ground, his arms are raised high, revealing his slender armpit hair and dancing a swan! The noise of his mobile phone is very loud, so domestic counterfeit goods still have some advantages. The real 4s sound is as small as a mosquito, and you can’t hear the phone ringing outside. Can hear it!

The **** still sang along with his throat: "Ahhh, Black Cat Sheriff, ahhh, Black Cat Sheriff, the forest citizen salutes you, salutes you, salutes you..."

Maybe the singing of the **** is too destructive, even the monster can't stand it anymore. Before he finished singing the black cat sheriff, the monster jumped out! And it's a family mobilization! An adult woman, twin sisters, and a three or four-year-old boy. These four monsters all looked hideous and jumped out of the pit! Boss Wang had seen the pit just now and knew that there was only an empty coffin in the pit, and there was an old photo. Now four people suddenly jumped out, and they were the same as the one in the photo. He was so scared that he took a few steps back!

The **** and Daoist Qingyang jumped up in shock and ran away!

I hurriedly said: "Don't run, you guys! One by one! Hurry up!"

What a clever bitch! Turning around, he rushed towards the three or four-year-old little monster who was still crawling around the pit! Daoist Qingyang took a look, I am grass! This B took my goal away! No, I have to hurry up and find a small one who is easy to deal with! So Fellow Qingyang rushed to one of the twin sisters!

I held the dagger and rushed towards the female monster last night! I felt scared yesterday because she was too crazy, plus I was alone last night, and today, there are five people here, I'm afraid of a fart!

This female monster today is not as crazy as yesterday. Yesterday I was scammed by the devil's descent rune once. How can I dare to use it again today? Let's fight honestly! With the plan of a bitch, as long as these four monsters are dealt with, there is only one empty photo left, and then as long as the empty photo is buried somewhere, everything will be fine.

I removed the joints of the female monsters' arms yesterday, and they still keep that look today, with their arms slumped underneath, and they cannot swing their arms when they are running. I kicked the female monster head-on, and then prepared to meet Daoist Qingyang.

Because Daoist Qingyang made a calculation error, the twin monsters attacked him together! The little monster was very agile. They all jumped on him and bit him randomly. Daoist Qingyang was rolling on the ground while crying for help: "Help! Help!!!"

I ran to Fellow Qingyang, kicked a little monster into the air, then grabbed the hair of the other little monster and stroked it with a dagger on its neck! Cut her neck directly! Let her head and body separate directly! I can only say that the powerful dagger is too sharp!

Daoist Qingyang got up and said, "Daoist, thank you very much! I decided to fix the adult female monster, these two little ones will be handed over to you!" With that, Daoist Qingyang twisted his big ass. , Ran to the adult female monster I had just kicked.

When Fellow Qingyang ran to the female monster, the female monster just got up, and when she saw a little monster was killed, the "devil-falling talisman" on her head flashed a few times, and she fell into a state of madness. ! Pounced at the nearby Daoist Qingyang! Daoist Qingyang was almost crying! Run away! Call for help while running: "Help! Help!!!"

On the other hand, the **** was the most leisurely in the audience. The little monster was trying hard to climb in the direction of the bastard. The **** holding his shoulders, while picking his nostrils, said: "Climb the child, crawl over and uncle give me Candy eat. Huh? Why don't the bear kids crawl? Uncle help you?"

Just when I felt helpless, another little monster rushed towards me again. This little thing has a good jumping ability. It jumped forty to fifty centimeters high and bit straight at my neck! I jumped a step back, and then I kicked my kick directly on the head of the little monster! The little monster wailed and was kicked out again by me!

Then I also rushed over, with my knees on its back, and a dagger severely slashed on the little monster's neck!

This little monster was also cut off by me directly! It was proved by facts that this thing was ‘dead’ after dropping its head.

Friend Qingyang has been thrown to the ground by the female monster, and the female monster is so fast! With Daoist Qingyang's sick dog-like body, she couldn't run away from the female monster at all, and she was "turned down" within less than ten steps. Fellow Daoist Qingyang held the chin of the female monster at this time, while shouting for help: "Help! Help!!!"

After hearing the wailing of the little monster, the female monster got up from Daoist Qingyang and rushed towards me frantically! ! !