The Lame Daoist Priest: The 214th cemetery digging treasures
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I took a deep breath and said, "Well, old Xu, I will rush over as soon as possible. Because we recently took a business, and that business was very difficult. Now the employer has been taken away by the monster, and it is uncertain whether it is a life or death. , So I have to deal with the matter over there before I can go to Zhuoxuan City."
Xu Lao said: "But Xiaolong, two employers have just disappeared from your side. If this matter is true and we do not deal with it in time, more than two thousand people may die! You have to distinguish the matter. Prioritizing, the employer’s work can be handled by the **** and Qingyang.
I frowned and thought for a while, then nodded and said, "Okay, I know. But I'm going to Qingtian City first to deal with something, and then I'll rush over!"
After hanging up the phone, I said to the old man, "How about? You believe it this time?"
The old man thanked me a lot for his kindness: "Friends Taoist really thank you, the person you just called will not be the former president of the Taoist Association, Xu Qingting, right?"
I nodded: "Do you know Mr. Xu?"
"Of course I know! Xu Qingting's name is like thunder! I heard that he is very good at Taoism! But listening to your conversation just now, Xu Qingting seems to admire you very much, so you can see that you are also a very powerful person. Really disrespectful."
I folded my hands and said, "You are polite."
After chatting for a few more words, he said that he was going back to Zhuoxuan City first, and then he told me an address. The address belonged to his grandson's house. He said that he could find him when I arrived in Zhuoxuan City.
Then... the woman took the boy and got out of the car at the next stop, and the old man followed. He said he was going back to protect his grandson, because living in the dormitory is too messy now, maybe his grandson's family will be harmed. .
I told him to be safe, and I will be there within five days!
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Qingtian City.
After sitting on the train for two days, I finally arrived in Qingtian City.
Out of the station, I took a taxi and went straight to Qingshan Cemetery. Appreciating the scenery along the way, I suddenly felt a feeling of nostalgia.
After all, I have also lived here for several years.
When I passed the hardware store, I asked the driver to stop, got out of the car and bought a few shovels. The driver asked me curiously: "Brother, what are you doing?"
I replied half-jokingly: "Digging for treasure!"
The driver was amused: "Brother, who do you bluff? The Castle Peak Cemetery is full of urns. Where can the treasure go?"
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When I arrived at the cemetery, it was already past six o'clock in the evening. I remember that the cemetery usually closes at five o'clock in the afternoon. Sure enough, when I got there, the cemetery was closed long ago. There was no one nearby except us. The driver asked, "Brother, it's so late, and the cemetery is closed. What are you doing here?"
"I am going home."
The driver's voice trembled a little: "Brother, buddy, don't be kidding me."
"What are you afraid of knowing I'm kidding." I glanced at him, paid the fare, and then opened the door and got out of the car.
After the taxi left, I opened my eyes to myself and looked towards the cemetery.
There are many wolfhounds in the cemetery, and there is a small house with a grave guard at the door. All three wolfhounds are not tied. If you jump in, you will be bitten! Although I can kill all three dogs, it doesn't seem very good to do so.
Just when I was in trouble, two ghosts suddenly floated in the distance, two ghosts one behind the other, the ghost in front of them in suits and ties, with their heads up and chest tall like a leader, and the ghost in the back following behind like a grandson. I hurriedly waved to them: "You two, come over here!"
The ‘leader’ glanced at me curiously, as if wondering why I could see him.
The "grandson" at the back said: "My grass! Which green onion are you? Dare to talk to our leader like this? Wang Ju, you speak, do you want him to die, or make him mentally ill, or make him scared to pee ?"
"Then I want all three?"
"Oh." The grandson made an OK gesture: "Then let him pee first, then make him crazy, and then let him die."
The leader slapped him on the head: "I'm silly! What the **** do you have to pay for it! Go! You idiot..."
The grandson hurriedly nodded and bowed, floating towards me, making a grimace at me about a meter in front of me, I took out a Yin Talisman from my pocket, lit it instantly, and then rubbed it in my hand. Fill your hands with yin so that you can directly attack the ghosts with your fists. I grabbed his hair, punched him on the side of the face, and then greeted him with punch after punch! It was screaming miserably, and the leader looked stupid from a distance.
After dozens of punches, the'grandson' begged for mercy: "Hero! Please let me go! I have eighty old mothers and this young child who is waiting to be fed! He is still waiting for me to come home to breastfeed. What..."
"Breastfeeding? Do you have one?" I asked him, looking up and down.
"No, the yogurt I bought in the supermarket, Sanlu brand, I go home and open the yogurt to feed the baby." It explained.
I nodded: "Oh... do you think I believe it?"
It hugged my thigh: "Dad! I was wrong! I won't dare anymore!"
"Shut up! Don't bark!" I snorted, and then said to the leader in the distance, "You, come here. Just remind you, if you dare to run, you will definitely not be as fast as I am. I swear that after catching you, it will make you suffer!"
The leader wanted to run, but after hearing what I said, he immediately cried out in pain, "Daddy, I can find you!" As he said, he twisted his big **** and ran towards me.
I was speechless on the spot, now even ghosts like to recognize godfathers so much? His grandma’s, this guy ran up to me and wanted to pounce, I hurriedly said: “Stop! Don’t call you so affectionate, tell you the truth, I’m a Taoist priest, but I won’t harm ghosts indiscriminately, as long as Ghosts have never harmed people, so I generally choose to ignore them. You two, have they harmed anyone?"
"Dad Bei Mingjian!" The leader said with a weeping face: "You have seen this horror. Tm will make faces all day long. How can I kill people! As a leader, I can't do anything casually, right? So we are really good ghosts who have never killed ants!"
Actually, I guessed it without him telling me. These two guys must have never killed anyone. One **** is bigger than the belly of a pregnant woman, and the other just makes scary faces. If they can kill people, I’ll give them names. Write it upside down! I just wanted to laugh when I saw them, who would be scared!
I let go of the "grandson" and said: "Don’t call you so affectionate, I won’t hurt you, I just want you to do me a favor. I will give you some benefits afterwards and use Yin Talisman to help you increase A little bit of repair."
Who knows that after I finished speaking, the leader was still not happy: "Dad! You are too much! You are so polite to me! The family doesn't say two things, let's talk about it, what do you want me to do? Sister, I’m proficient in everything I eat, drink, and gambling, cheating and kidnapping me!"
"Huh? You can pick up girls with such a big ass?"
"Dad, you don't know anything, I can treat fat girls!"
"Oh...Wait a minute, I didn't ask you to help me pick up girls, I asked you to help me faint the dogs and grave guards inside, how about it? Can it be done?"
"Daddy, what did you say about the three wolfdogs in it? Ao Xiaoma, Abe's junior, and Jin Xiaopang?"
"You don't need to tell me the name, I don't care about this, you just need to fix the three dogs!"
"Okay!" The leader ordered his grandson: "You go and engage in Abe's junior and Ao Xiaoma, I'll get Xiaopang, OK?"
Then... the two ghosts rushed up, not to mention, these two guys were quite efficient, and soon fainted the three dogs. I said: "There is also the tombkeeper inside, so faint him, otherwise I will not be able to act."
"No way, Dad." The leader said: "It's easier to stun the Ao Xiaoma and the others, but it's not enough to get people. We can't do it, we can't faint people."
This makes me difficult. I frowned and thought for a while, then asked: "Will you guys hit the wall?"
"Dad, I will do this!" the grandson said hurriedly.
I said helplessly: "Don't call it so affectionate? I'm not married yet. If you can, go and confuse him. I'm in a hurry."
It didn’t take long for my grandson to confuse the other party successfully. I threw two shovels into the gate, then turned over and jumped in. I found tombstone No. 699 and found that the tombstone was written with an unknown name, I No matter how much, I dug in front of the tombstone with a shovel.
The grandson bewildered the grave guard over there. The leader has been following me. I curiously asked: "Why don't you run, but follow me so closely? Aren't you afraid that I will beat you away?"
"Dad, I know you wouldn't do that!" He nodded surely.
I shook my head secretly, ignored him, and continued digging!
When I dug nearly one meter deep, I finally dug a black wooden box. The wooden box is about 30 centimeters square. I took out the wooden box and cleaned up the soil. I opened it and found that there was The seven exquisite thread-bound books are a bit like the forty-two chapters in "The Deer and Ding Ji", with a layer of cardboard on the outside and the real content inside. Among them, there are five books of Talismans, namely "Golden Talisman", "Silver Talisman", "Purple Talisman", "Blue Talisman", and "Yellow Talisman". There are two Taoshu chapters, namely "Zhen Pian" and "Jue Pian". I probably turned a few pages, then put the book back in the small box, and then put the small box in the space ring.
The small box disappeared out of thin air. This scene made the'leader' stare at him. He suddenly rushed over, hugged my thigh and said, "Dad! You are a living god! I have decided, and I will follow you in the future. Got it!"
"I don't have time to play with you. You should be your leader here." With that, I walked towards the door.
Jumping out of the gate, I started to have trouble again. Now it is past seven o'clock in the evening, and there are no cars passing by the cemetery. How can I get back? After thinking about it for a long time, I called Xiaohui's phone...
(The third one will be released later)