The Lame Daoist Priest: The 274th Festival, the 18th National Congress of the Taoist Association

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"Oh? How do you run for the election?"

The **** said solemnly: "Big brother, wait a minute, let me sort out my thoughts... Forget it, I'd better go to Xu's house and talk to you in person. Send a car to pick me up, and then give me some preparations. The box of derensu, but also the old taste, durian." The **** demanded.

"Well, okay, wait a minute. I will tell the driver your mobile phone number, and the driver will contact you."

After hanging up, Xu Xiaoling asked: "What's the matter?"

"It seems to be very troublesome, but it doesn't matter, it is probably not much trouble. Ningrou, you can arrange a car to pick up Jiannan, he is also in the capital."

Two hours later, the **** arrived at Xu's house.

I’ve been sitting in the living room waiting for him. As soon as he came in, he hurriedly took a sip of his most beloved Durian Flavored Tarunsu and complained: “It’s so hot as a ghost, brother, you’ll really enjoy it. Ah, it must be very comfortable to hide in the Xu family compound to escape the heat, right?"

"I also just came back and I said business. What happened to your campaign?"

The **** stood near the air conditioner and said: "The National Congress of the Taoist Association is held every five years. This is the 18th time, referred to as the 18th National Congress. This time there are many powerful people, including some who have become famous many years ago. Seniors, there are senior Zhu from Xiaobuyangdangtun, senior Hu from Ermiankutun, senior Zhao from Zhaosi Mazitun, and Huang from Taohuadao..."

I hurriedly stopped the **** who was counting his fingers and reporting his name: "Why are these old people coming this time? I have never heard of these names before."

"I haven't heard of it either." The **** said: "In short, there are a lot of people who came to the conference this time. According to incomplete statistics, there are close to two thousand people. Almost all the Taoist priests in our country are present."

"Well, how many candidates are there for this time?"

"Three people want to run for the president, and I have two opponents. In fact, I don’t want to run for the election at all. Although Mr. Xu tempted me to say that after becoming president, many women will regard me as an idol, but I also I don’t want to come, because I have enough fans...but I still came because I found out that there was a conspiracy in this campaign!"

"Oh? What conspiracy can there be in the campaign? It's nothing more than insider. With Xu old support, you are still afraid of this?"

"Look, big brother, are you naive again? Do you think this campaign is just like "The Voice of XX"? It's as simple as deciding the champion before the broadcast? In this campaign, there are islanders behind the scenes!" The **** is rare and serious once, with a leadership temperament, but the durian-flavored Tarensu in his hand has destroyed this hard-won temperament...

I frowned slightly: "Island country? What the **** is the island country doing? Let's run for the chairman of the Taoist Association. What does it have to do with the island country?"

The **** analyzed and said: "According to my guess, it should be that Taoism should be completely decimated, and then the profession of the island country onmyoji will be infiltrated. At that time, Taoism will no longer exist, and they can control ghosts in our country to do whatever they want! People can manage!"

"It makes sense." I nodded: "This matter is indeed serious, but how did you discover it?"

"It was the news received by a few ghost friends. In fact, I am not sure of the authenticity of the news, so I did not publicize it. I didn't even tell Mr. Xu, but my instinct told me that the rules of the game are conspiracy. ."

I took a sip of tea: "Tell me about the rules of the game."

The **** said: "Because there are three people running for president this time, the Taoist Association veterans have jointly formulated the rules of the competition. The rules are like this. Three contestants draw lots and take three locations to perform their tasks, and return first. Yes, it is the winner. Each contestant can bring an assistant. Actually, I wanted to go with Daoist Qingyang, but Daoist is not very powerful. I am lying in the hospital now."

"The hospital? What happened to him?" I asked.

"Fellow Daoist went to a variety show called'Diaosi Diving Show' a while ago. As a result, due to the wrong landing posture, his **** first came into contact with the water surface, and a depth bomb was thrown out. As a result, the water was poured back. He's still lying in the hospital! So he is too weak to say that you are too old! He is too old, and it is too late to protect him, and he was exploded with a chrysanthemum..."

I sighed secretly, Daoist Qingyang was really unreliable, and then turned back to the topic and analyzed: "According to what you said, the island nation has intervened in the back and wants their power to invade the Taoist Association. High-level, that is to say, at least one of the remaining two contestants is from an island nation."

"Yes! Talking to a smart person is a labor-saving!" The **** praised him, and I glanced at him. If this is said from someone else, I don't think there is anything, but I can say it from the bitch. Why are you so awkward when you come out?

I continued to analyze: "If this is the case, the island country will definitely send someone to interfere with us when we perform the mission, so that we cannot complete the mission in time and return."

The **** slapped his thigh, and said excitedly: "Yes! That's it! So, I like to talk to smart people. You don't need to say anything, you guessed it all!"

I glared at him: "Since you already have an idea, why don't you say it to you?"

The **** hurriedly laughed and said: "Then, brother, let's talk about it."

I continued: "If the island country sends people to interfere, it will definitely not be ordinary people, but onmyojis. They will secretly control ghosts and interfere. In this way, without our knowledge, only You will think that the task is difficult, and you won’t doubt the others...As for the onmyoji of the island country, you are worried that the onmyoji who fought with us last time will appear, so you want me to be your assistant, right?"

"Exactly right!" said the bitch, "Big brother, this is what I worry about. Abe Liang's spirit is very powerful. The last time I fought against Yu Jia, although he was defeated by Yu Jia, they still escaped. From this, it can be seen that the god-style dog is also quite awkward, I am afraid that my wolf-dog-like body can't do them!

"I see, the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China will start tomorrow, right? Are you staying here tonight, or go back? If you go back, you can go back by yourself. I will live here and wait for you tomorrow morning."

The **** took another sip of Durian Flavored Terensu and said: "The fool is leaving. I wasn't too embarrassed to come over and bother. I knew you were here, I would have come!"

"Come on, that's right, let's go there together tomorrow."

"Okay, I'll go find something to eat first. I'm going to start business tomorrow. I have to relax a little bit today." After finishing speaking, the **** walked towards the orchard with ease.

I sat on a chair and took off the jade pendant on my chest. It is a treasure that Feng Nian can give me. When it encounters an attack, it will automatically fade out of the protective cover. It was this jade pendant that saved me, and it was also because of this jade pendant that killed Feng Nianke. I held the jade pendant tightly, took a deep breath, put the jade pendant into the space ring, and then stood up and walked out...

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The next day.

The 18th Daoist Association officially started at 9 o’clock in the morning. I was planning to rush there earlier. Who knows that the **** guy didn’t know what he ate last night. He had a bad stomach after eating. He has been squatting in the toilet. I couldn't get out, and then I almost kicked the toilet door, and this guy walked out with his legs in between.

However, it was almost nine o'clock.

We hurried over by car! By the time it arrived, it was almost half past nine.

The venue was in a private villa on the outskirts. Although it was more luxurious, it was far from the Xu family compound. At this time, there were many cars parked outside the courtyard and many people stood in the courtyard, just like what the **** said , There are more than one thousand.

When we entered the yard, the middle-aged man speaking on the stage said: "It just so happened that our third presidential candidate is here. Everyone applauds and welcomes him to come up and say something!!"

The **** tidyed up his suit, slowly moved to the ring with his legs clamped, and picked up the microphone: "Hey, hello, hello, hello..."

'Hey' for a long time, the **** took out a speech from his suit pocket, cleared his throat, and read aloud: "Dear classmates, ah no, dear fellow daoists, in a blink of an eye it's the meeting again. At the time, the class has to run for the president...Ahem, the association has to run for the president, and I am a person who loves the class, no, loves the association, and cares about the group. I hope I can be elected as the president this time, so that I can use my heart. Do for the class...No, do things for the association, do a good job of taking the lead, and lead the association further! Although it is the first time, I will try my best to satisfy all the fellow...all daoists! Hope the daoists can give me one Thank you for the opportunity to show yourself!"

Everyone was stunned! !

I am no exception! Xin said, where did you get the speech from? Why does it sound like a cadre of a primary school student campaign class? Very naive! And it's okay if you don't read it wrong, the key is that this guy often reads it wrong! Exposing his shameful act of plagiarizing elementary school students!

I came in with him just now. At this moment, I can’t wait to find a place to sew in. It’s too shameful!

Everyone froze for a few seconds, until the **** urged: "Give me fifty cents of applause, and send me off stage!" Then everyone reacted, there was sparse applause, and the **** said politely: " Thank you for your support!"

Because we were half an hour late just now, the first two presidential candidates have already finished their speeches. I didn’t see the appearance of these two people. This is all to blame for the bitch, seeing that the food is better than meeting my father My dear, like his way of eating, it’s strange if he doesn’t eat badly. I should have reminded him that if he eats less, he won’t delay business.

Back to me, the **** asked: "Brother, how was my speech just now?"

"Very good, but I want to know where did you get this speech." I asked calmly.

"Yes, Baidu in the toilet in the morning. When you smashed the door outside the toilet, I copied the speech in it. I blamed you for urging me outside and made me write a lot of wrong words..."

I crashed on the spot! I didn't ask you to settle the account! Are you still blaming me? ! ...

(Three changes today.)