The Lame Daoist Priest: The 277th day of the fight against the fat man
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277 vs. Fatty
Fatty belongs to the power type, and I am taking the agile route. Which one has the advantage over the power type or the agility type? It depends on the combat experience of both sides.
The gorilla is a power-type repairer. When I was in the Magic Rain Pavilion, I played with him in a simulated battle every day. I had a good understanding of the power-type repairer’s attack methods, advantages and disadvantages, plus I had weapons. I think I should have the upper hand. But I don’t dare to force his fist. My dagger will die if it touches it, and it will hurt if it is scratched, but his fist is also the same to me. If it is smashed by him, it will not take a year. After that, I can find the old liar to drink tea immediately.
I rushed to the dead fat man, I raised my hand and ejected a flame, obstructing his vision, while he closed his eyes, I stepped hard under my feet and shot at him! The dagger was shining with cold light, and it pierced his neck directly!
What I didn't expect was that he actually grabbed my wrist when he was about to be recruited! At the same time swinging a big fist, hitting my head! I quickly raised my other hand and caught his fist!
The fist hit my palm, making a muffled sound! I also frowned in pain! This is the reason why I don't want to fight close to the power-type cultivator. Even if I try to remove my strength when catching the attack, I still feel very painful. This hand will definitely not be able to use strength for a while.
Even if I caught my fist, the fist gradually pressed against my head! No way, he is much stronger than me, I want to stop it, but I can't stop it!
The left hand that caught his fist instantly flamed. Within a few seconds, he couldn't bear the high temperature and gave up the idea of continuing to suppress me with force. And I quickly jumped a step back, and at the same time lifted a foot and kicked him in the chin! In order to dodge, he finally chose to let go of my wrist. I jumped a step back to get away from him.
Fatty said in fluent Cantonese: "Fight him away (gai), you are not my opponent at all! Hurry up and call the dead handsome boy, let us fight again! And I will let you go! How is it?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" I drank, and the dagger turned twice in my hand, and a fireball condensed from the flaming left hand and rushed towards him again!
The big cousin has already looked dumbfounded, but the **** took out a bag of potato chips from nowhere, and patted his thigh as he ate: "Oh, I'm so stupid! That punch just now should be higher! Sure! Can hit a fat man... Hey! Wrong again! That kick should not kick the stomach, it should be kicked ten centimeters below!"
Just as the **** was grumbling, the door of the car that the fat man threw past suddenly opened! The driver who was foaming at his mouth went down, his eyes dull, and then looked at the **** who was eating potato chips, suddenly opened his big mouth, and rushed to the **** with a hideous face!
The **** was so scared that he threw the potato chips, he hurriedly touched his back, ready to get out the shadow sword in his back!
The big cousin who was standing next to the **** screamed in fright, opened the door and got into the car!
But the shameless man’s shadow sword seemed to be stuck, and after pulling it out for a long time, he couldn’t pull it out. The shameless man was sweating profusely. He leaned against the trunk and shouted against the coming driver, "Wait. Oh! Come here later! I fuck! Why are you running?!"
While fighting against the fat man, I shouted to the bitch, "What is he doing with the shadow sword? He was only electrocuted, he is alive! You take it seriously, if the cousin is injured, I will give it to you Go see Master!"
"Brother, this guy is dead! There is no sun fire on him! Don't rush me, I can't draw out the Shadow Sword!"
Just because I was divided, I was almost hit by a fat man's fist! So I didn't dare to be distracted any more, hoping that the **** could be more reliable this time, but looking at the current situation, I am afraid that is a luxury.
I fought very fiercely with the fat man. Although I tried to avoid colliding with his fist, it was still inevitable. At this time, my fist was flushed, and my bones were about to break. It was very uncomfortable. I think I must think of a way, otherwise I will lose if I keep on doing this! The result of losing is probably very miserable. Even if you don't get killed, you will be cruelly tortured!
But I couldn't think of a good way for a while! I only thought of a naive method, but at this time I can only use a dead horse as a living horse doctor! I looked behind Sumo Fatty and said in surprise: "Gorilla! Why are you here!"
The fat sumo guy was fooled! He looked happy and hurriedly turned his head back: "The dead pretty boy is here? Where is it?"
It seems that I underestimated his love for gorillas. Such a low-level scam can deceive him. It can be seen that the sentence is correct! The IQ of men and women in love is infinitely close to zero! I didn't have time to think too much at this time, so I hurriedly seized the opportunity and swung a dagger to his shoulder!
Seeing that there is no ‘dead boy’ behind him, the fat sumo wrestler realized that he had been fooled! Hurry to hide next to you! But it's still too late! Although this dagger didn't pierce his shoulder, it also made a long wound on his arm! After doing all this, I quickly stepped back! Keep away from him!
Why not keep on attacking?
Because there is no need for that, there is golden silkworm poison on the dagger, and Gao Yu once died under this poison! My original purpose was to scratch him with a dagger, and after only waiting three or four minutes, he would be poisoned and die!
The fat man touched the blood from the wound, licked it with his tongue, and suddenly his eyes widened! Then made a move that shocked me!
He grabbed the shoulder of his injured arm, and with force, he tore off the whole arm alive!
Unexpectedly, he actually noticed toxins on the dagger!
He found out in time and broke his arm. Even if the golden silkworm Gu toxin spreads quickly, it doesn't flow into his body too much, so the toxin must not kill him.
But it doesn't matter, he broke an arm and his combat effectiveness has dropped by more than half! Later, I will continue to attack him. Under vigorous exercise, the blood circulation speed will increase, and a lot of blood will flow out of his wound. I am not afraid that he will not be killed by playing!
I took back the powerful dagger. Since the other party has discovered the secret of the dagger, I can’t use it anymore. Otherwise, he might have the opportunity to **** the dagger and give it to me. That would be no fun.
I took the time to look at the bitch, and found that the **** knotted a sword and shouted: "Simple Yang Talisman Formation, open!"
I saw dozens of Yang Fu on the ground around the driver flew automatically, and attacked the driver like a magnet! The muffled sound of pops is endless. When the yang symbol hits the driver, it will automatically burn, and a strong yang will burst out in an instant, colliding with the yin of the driver, and the driver will be utterly incapable of stopping. Howling miserably.
All the spells hit the driver, and the yin on his body was almost dissipated. He was lying on the ground, twitching slightly, the **** said with his hands in his pockets, and said coolly: "Remember my name, I’m the current president of the Taoist Association, Yang Jiannan!” After speaking, he took out a Yang symbol from his pocket, and it was still on the driver, completely dispelling his last bit of yin energy, so...the driver became a one. The real dead body.
I touched my chin and thought secretly. This trick just now gave me a lot of inspiration. If it is applied to invisibility... I replace all the spells with fireballs and attack the enemy at the same time. The fireballs can explode... It must be very powerful! After I finish my work this time, I will study and study carefully after I go back, how can I successfully use this trick!
The other thing I have to say is that **** are really amazing! What he just said about the ‘simple Yang Talisman’, just a simple version has such great power, it is conceivable that if you give him some time and let him arrange it, he will definitely be able to show its powerful power! It seems that it was the right choice to hand over the Niumen to him. With his current ability, he is also competent enough to be the president of the Taoist Association!
I looked at the fat man: "It seems that you can't escape today. It just so happens that there is a crematorium nearby. After you die, you can be cremated directly."
"Fart! I originally planned to look at the face of the dead pretty boy and spare your life! Now I am going to kill you! Kill you!!" He shouted frantically, and as he said, he rushed over !
I fought him up close again. As I expected, his combat power dropped by more than half. Without a few moves, I kicked him in the chest and stepped back several steps!
My hands are flaming, and my left hand is pressed on the right hand, allowing the hidden energy to circulate in my body! I am going to kill him with a single stroke of flame blast!
The technique of the flame shock wave requires hidden energy to circulate in the body. The more the number of cycles, the faster the speed, the greater the pressure, and the stronger the launching power! But if the energy flow rate is too fast, my body will feel pain, but I carefully studied the notes left by the old liar last night and found that the shortcomings of this trick can be overcome!
The more I use it, the faster my body can adapt. In other words, as I continue to practice, I may not feel any pain after 30 cycles!
A few days ago, it only circulated twenty-seven times, and it exploded with great power! More than a hundred times stronger than Shao Shang Jian Qi! Blow up the perfect human with one move! In addition, this trick does not have any side effects, it is a pity not to practice!
But it’s better to practice slowly and gradually, so this time I only let the hidden energy circulate in my body five times, and then launch it! In the middle of the fat man's face! In fact, this move shouldn't have been hit, but he lost too much blood at this time, I am afraid his vision has been blurred and his mind is very dizzy, so he was hit so easily.
After being recruited, his hair burned instantly, and at the same time he covered his face and howled miserably, which seemed to burn his eyes...
(Two more today.)