The Lame Daoist Priest: The 530th verse accepting the broken memory
lnmao.org, the fastest update of the latest chapters of the Taoist priest!
(There are two figures floating above the clouds, one of them is wearing silver armor and a silver mask. The other figure is extremely vague, unable to see clearly, and can't even tell whether it is a male or a female.
The fuzzy figure looked down and said with a slight appreciation: "Yes, only by sealing memory and ability in this way can we better understand fate. Unfortunately, he couldn't find a master who could directly seal memory, so he only found a place-level master. The cultivator of the “rule of confusion” in the early stage was deeply confused, which caused his current memory to be full of loopholes."
An ethereal female voice came from under the silver mask: "Then is it possible for him to realize his fate?"
The vague figure said: "Yes, as long as he can break through the rules of confusion by his own strength, it proves that he has reached the prefecture level and has really come into contact with the ‘rules of fate’."
"But, how can he break through the'confusion' with his own ability?" the voice under the silver mask continued to ask.
"Life and death, nobleness, right and wrong, sorrow and joy, honor and disgrace, etc., no matter what kind of destiny he feels, he can break through in an instant. As long as he comes into contact with the'rules of fate', his future path will be easy. It is you It's time to show up, let him realize the fate of'Hi', if there is no accident, this will be the last time we meet."
The voice under the silver mask is a little worried: "But, can I really make him feel'surprised'? Surprised so that he can break directly from the middle of the first level to the prefecture level?"
"Be confident in yourself. Speaking of you, you are considered half of my disciple. Let me tell you some secrets. The rules of fate are different from other rules. You don’t need to accumulate energy. You can break through as long as you have enough insight... I'm leaving. , You find a time to show up in front of him, try not to disclose to him about my affairs, and you should control your own measures. In addition, he can't check your line of destiny, because you don't have that kind of thing..." said After that, the vague figure disappeared out of thin air. )
"Oh!!" I leaned on the wall and threw up everything I ate at night! Then he shouted to the little boy: "Come here! Yang Jiannan is possessed by a female ghost!!"
The **** quickly explained: "No, big brother, I am not possessed! Think about it! If you are possessed by a ghost, there will definitely be a yin on your face!"
It makes sense, but the female ghost is too high-minded, maybe she can hide the yin qi when she possesses.
The little boy ran over, looked at and said: "God, my father seems to be nothing unusual. Could it be that you read it wrong?"
"Impossible! He combed his hair in the mirror just now and smiled disgustingly at me!"
But the **** insisted, saying that I was definitely dazzled! He must have not combed his hair in the mirror!
I thought it was really dazzled? Just now because I tried to remember, my head hurts, maybe there are hallucinations.
I told the little boy to go back to the elevator.
I don’t know why, the little boy listened to me very much.
I asked: "What the **** is the female ghost? It's more powerful than the corpse! Where did it pop out?"
The little boy explained: "Godfather, because too many people died in the last days, many souls were swallowed by other ghosts before they had time to go to the netherworld. And the'ghost swallowing ghost' can quickly grow Daoxing, this woman There are too many ghosts devoured by ghosts, so they are so powerful."
"That's the case, we have to be quicker, otherwise it will be bad to be found out."
"Don't worry, godfather, my father will definitely think of a way!" the little boy said confidently.
His father? I looked at the bitch, and saw that the shaggy **** got out a tube of mascara from nowhere. He was looking in the mirror and applying it carefully. Seeing my gaze, he pouted at me in the mirror. Lips!
I was petrified in an instant, and carrying the peach wood sword, I was about to rush up to kill this b!
The **** watched me rushing over, and said quickly: "Brother, don't get excited! If you have something to say!"
"Say your grandma! You must be **** possessed by a ghost!"
"No, big brother! This is a beautiful misunderstanding!" The **** explained quickly: "I did this to attract female ghosts! Because female ghosts like to comb their hair in the mirror, put on lipstick, and apply mascara! Who! The Zhinv ghost did not attract you, but attracted you to the eldest brother... Huh? Why are you attracted? I know! You are a fake! My eldest brother is so powerful, how could I be beaten to amnesia by the ghost? Son! Do it!"
"Nonsense! You are a fake! The real **** is not "Thor 3", and he doesn't have such a big son!"
Said it’s too late. It’s too late. The **** has already rushed over and pressed me to the floor with super fast speed and great strength. The ten-year-old boy hurriedly said: "Dad, this seems to be true. It’s a godfather, I recognize godfather’s eyes."
The **** hummed twice: "Son, don't you know that there is a high-tech product called contact lens? This must be a counterfeit. Take a wire to lock it out and tie him up first!"
Two minutes later...
My body was wrapped in wire chains, lying on the ground with a towel in my mouth, I looked at the **** and the little boy angrily.
At this time, the **** tidyed up his black suit, his face was serious: "Say! Who are you? Why do you pretend to be my big brother?"
The little boy stabbed the **** twice: "Dad, his mouth is gagged."
"That's right, then, I ask you a question, you blink to answer. Who are you? A, Hippo. B, Spiderman. C, ghost. D..."
Before he finished speaking, the little boy stabbed him twice: "Dad, it seems that he is not a godfather who is possessed. The yin is on it, and he is still moving fast."
"Really? Not good!" The **** suddenly yelled: "Why did I forget the two security guards who were knocked out just now! The female ghost must have been on the security guard and rushed towards us! Son! Remember, wait a while and don’t hurt the security guard’s body, it will kill you!"
……………………
The **** and the little boy had lost all of their power, and finally sealed the female ghost. I lay on the ground and watched a ‘sci-fi blockbuster’.
The two thought of me after they sealed the female ghost. The **** made a humiliation and hurried over to untie me and said that he would help me restore my memory...but I refused on the spot! Because his method is to call my head again with a brick!
This trick was used in a TV show, but if it is not cured, it would make me lose more memories.
In addition, I told the **** not to come to me for a short time. I got a headache when I saw him.
This is not to harm him, but every time I see him and his son, I can’t help but reminisce, but every time I recall, my head feels like it’s about to explode...
The following days are relatively monotonous, every day at work, off work, and going out in the middle of the night to hunt down evil spirits. Fortunately, powerful ghosts are rare, and I can handle them with ease.
Two months passed in a blink of an eye, and I also accepted this incomplete memory, and completely regarded myself as an amnesia, a Taoist living in seclusion in the city...
Today is the day of payroll again.
When I think about not getting half a dime last month, I feel very dissatisfied! Breaking a dozen keyboards, the **** Sichuan supervisor actually deducted one month's wages alive!
From today, I finally don’t have to eat expired instant noodles! I don’t know how I got through this month...
Sitting on the desk, I quickly tapped the keyboard. Just then, a female clerk walked to the French window: "Wow, the plane, it's flying towards us."
I glanced out the window, and when I saw the plane, I solemnly said: "Come back! Something is wrong! That's a fighter plane! It is reasonable to say that you won't fly at this altitude!"
"You know so much..."
As soon as the words should fall, the fighter cannon spouted rows of bullets and hit it! Actually attacking this building!
Although we didn't hit our floor, we could hear the sound of broken glass above! There are still many glass shards falling down!
"Everyone, run! Find a cover!" I yelled!
When the frightened people heard what I said, they reacted and screamed and ran out!
The female clerk who just stood at the window was so frightened that she slumped on the ground motionless, how can I be dead? Run over to help her up, and ran out quickly!
Just a few steps away, I heard a ‘boom’! Then the ground trembled violently! !
The fighter jet must have bombed the building with missiles! **** it! What exactly is going on? After the end of the world, the population has greatly reduced, and the government strictly prohibits killing! But if someone commits the crime of homicide, not only will they have to pay for their lives, they will also be tortured to death... Who on earth is blatantly bombing?
But I didn't have time to think about it so much, so I hurried to take the female clerk to the stairs!
More than two thousand people in the entire building are completely messed up! Running downstairs in a swarm, squeezing the elevator...
The bombing continues! I told the female clerk to run with the crowd if you don't want to die!
As for me, I am going to save people! There must be someone in the building who was injured and didn't run out! I must rescue them!
Quickly searched this layer and found that there were no wounded, I ran to the top!
In a short while, a wounded was found! A middle-aged man was shot in the thigh by a bullet, and his right leg was directly broken by a large-caliber bullet! At this moment, he has passed out in pain, and there are several corpses lying next to him, with large transparent holes on his body...
I carried the dying man and ran up the stairs! Fortunately, my body can be strong, and I can push down three steps in one step! Soon I met a large group of people who had escaped for their lives. Without a word, they put the wounded on the ground: "He is not dead yet, take him down!"
Without waiting for them to reply, I ran upstairs again!
The bombing continued, and I rescued two more people. At this time, I was running downstairs with them... However, when I reached the 9th floor, I found that the entire 9th and 8th floors were almost completely collapsed! A large number of people have been crushed to death!
Fortunately, the load-bearing structure is still there, and the building has not completely collapsed! But the stairs are scrapped, and the elevator is also scrapped, unusable!
At the same time, two men with submachine guns rushed down from above. After seeing us, they shot straight without a word! !
The change came so suddenly, I forgot to dodge! I can only watch the bullet grow rapidly in my pupils...
(Two more today.)