The Lame Daoist Priest: The 560th day, the **** who was thrown into prison
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After a while, Ivan said, "Your squadron recruited a professional cleaning soldier, right? He was too persistent and vowed to clean up the entire Samsara city! But the Teleportation Array Square is not allowed to enter indiscriminately. You are Clearly. During the day, he was stopped by me, but at night, he secretly sneaked in with his head covered by a sheet! Now he has been thrown into the prison of Reincarnation City and treated as a defector. But I heard about him. It’s yours, the commander will temporarily throw him into jail, and wait for you to come back to discuss how to deal with it."
I covered my forehead in pain. I had guessed that a **** would be in trouble, but I didn’t expect that'happiness' would come so suddenly... People said that you would not be allowed in, and you were still covered with a quilt at night. Go inside, isn't there something wrong with tm?
Of course, a **** can't judge it with common sense. His motto is to surprise and attack him! Of course, he always used this trick against me.
Let’s seize the time to get him out... This time he has passed through Samsara City, more popular than Brother Fei Go and Brother Er Gou! His move this time, the whole city of Reincarnation knew it!
Ning Rou Nian can't stop laughing, Ivan's mouth twitches, expressing that I feel very helpless, I rubbed my forehead and said: "Ivan, start teleporting, I will explain to the commander after I go back. ..."
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After returning to the city of reincarnation, I sent Ningrou and them back first, and then I hurried to the commander's office. The door was open. I knocked on the door and walked in. I gave a soldier salute and said, "122 Squadron Captain Bruce Lee is here!"
The old man asked with a black face, "What is the matter with your newly recruited soldiers? My office does not need to be cleaned, but he walked in very enthusiastically! I said no, but he said that I was very serious. It’s a brother, you’re welcome! Damn, where did you get him back?"
I hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I've caused you trouble! If I were there, this kind of accident would certainly not happen, but Ivan said that the day he came, I just left. My lord, I can promise , He definitely doesn’t want to defect, he just wants to clean up!"
"Then what do you mean?"
"My lord, just treat me as a thin face, I promise that this kind of accident will never happen again!"
"Okay, let him go once, but if there is another time, he will have to do business with business!"
I quickly agreed: "Yes, yes, I promise. My lord, did I go straight to the prison to mention someone?"
The old man said with a bad attitude: "Don't recruit these strange people into the city of reincarnation in the future! Damn, this is the army, not the orphanage! We have special robots for cleaning!"
"Yes, yes." I hurriedly nodded like a grandson. After all, I still have to ask the old man to do things. Damn, I have such a bad attitude when talking to me. Next time I must find a chance to cheat him!
Seeing that my attitude is good, the old man nodded in satisfaction: "You go to the Samsara City Prison to mention someone. I have already said hello to that side. As long as you go, I will let you mention someone."
"Thank you Lord." I respectfully said: "If there is nothing wrong, I will mention someone first."
The old man waved his hand and motioned to me to leave.
I gave another soldier salute, and then went out, secretly slandering in my heart. I knew I would go straight to pick up people, and I was trained for the old man, but... to be honest, I’m still very grateful. Old man, he didn't think about killing the bastard, he just wanted to teach the **** a little lesson. So I have already explained that as long as I go, I will immediately let me mention someone...
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When I came to the Reincarnation City Prison, the 31st Squadron leader stationed here personally received me. I smiled and said: "The 31st Squadron greeted me personally. I was really flattered by the 122nd Squadron leader."
"Forget it, I should be flattered. Soldiers who have participated in the Battle of the Twilight Association know your existence. Although you have the title of Captain of the 122 Squadron, you have annexed the 3rd Squadron. Although this is a secret, But I still know."
The current captain of the 31st Squadron participated in the Battle of the Twilight Association. I remember that he was just a small captain at the beginning, but now he has become the captain of the 31st Squadron. His own strength is also very good, the second middle stage.
I continued smiling and said: "Okay, no joke with you, then, you should know why I came today?"
"I know, you are going to take a soldier from me, but I have one condition." 31 Squadron Captain said.
"Oh? What conditions?" I asked slightly in surprise. After all, the old man has already confessed it, as long as I come over, he will mention someone to me.
The 31st squadron captain said: "The conditions are very simple. I heard that you are the second-level peak, but you can beat the first-level strong. And I also have some ability in this area, but I can only beat the second-level peak. . So, my condition is to compete with me, I want to see your strength, no matter whether you win or lose, I will let you mention people."
I said with some embarrassment: "Forget it, I am no longer the second-level peak. It is not that I attacked you. Now you really can't beat me. You will have to practice for at least a few decades before you can reach it. My current state."
He didn't answer, but punched me directly! However, his speed is like slow motion in my eyes. A trace of mental power was directly transferred, and he easily blocked his fist. He sent out several punches in succession, all of which were blocked by mental power, and even my hair was not injured. .
He retracted his fist: "Sure enough, the gap is huge. Is this level one?"
I said ambiguously: "When you reach this level, you will understand it naturally."
"Understood, I will arrange to release people immediately." He didn't talk nonsense, and immediately arranged for someone to release the bastard.
After seeing me, the **** almost didn't cry: "Big brother, what kind of broken place are you? I swept the floor, wiped the glass, and was almost shot. This is not a place for people to live. I am the earth. People, I'm back to Earth!"
"I'm sorry to tell you that you can't go back." I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Do you think Netherworld comes as you want, and leaves as you want? Are you here on vacation?"
"Isn't this a vacation place?" The **** asked innocently.
I felt a headache and said: "No. And I am honored to tell you that you can't go back for a long time. For example, I didn't go back after a full ten years."
Hearing this, the **** lost a slot on the spot.
I patted on the shoulder of the bastard: "If you come, you will settle for it. Don't think about it so much, I will arrange for you to go back. However, we have to settle an account first. In order to save them, I wasted five The prefecture-level demon pills are worth 1.5 billion each, and there is no market price."
The **** laughed: "Big brother, you haven't seen the world at first sight. Don't you just have 1.5 billion? I have 10 million sheets, and a few sheets are enough."
"No, you misunderstood." I said faintly: "The general currency here is the demon pill. A seven-level demon pill like yours is worth one hundred thousand each. You have to accompany me seventy-five thousand. Stars. Even if you earn one a day, it will take 205 years to lose out..."
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In one hour.
We are sitting at the table, with ample food on the table...
I said to the bitch, "You were poisoned on purpose, right? Although you don't know what you think, you can at least be certain that within ten years, you won't be able to go back."
"Big brother, can you accompany me?" the **** asked expectantly.
"I also want to be accommodating. The problem with Reincarnation City is not mine. Have you read the Reincarnation City Regulations when you were in prison? There are many rules here, don’t violate it, I can save you first This doesn’t mean that I can save you a second time.” I’m going to scare the **** so that he won’t make trouble for me in the future.
The **** asked with a mournful face: "Big brother, what about my wife and children?"
"How do I know? You have to come yourself!" I frowned and said, "Samsara City focuses on military merit. As long as you have enough military merit, you can ask the commander to return to your hometown. This is what I did. To be honest, there is no one of the same level of cultivator in Samsara City who has more military merits than me! That’s why I can get this kind of treatment!"
The **** showed a face of sudden realization: "Big brother, I understand! You want to encourage me to improve the sanitation of the city of reincarnation! Maybe the commander is happy, he will give me a great credit!" The **** Guessed excitedly.
I rubbed my forehead: "It is not for you to improve the hygiene situation, but for you to improve your strength. If you are strong, you will naturally have more military skills."
The **** was crying: "Big brother, it is said that upgrading is not that easy, so it will be particularly fascinating..."
"Don't be nonsense." I glared at the bitch, and then looked at Feng Nianke: "Nianke, we will repair the big villa as soon as possible, and then let Jiannan go to the second floor to practice in the magic circle of time flow. After a few years, Can train him to become a master..."
(Two more today.)