The Lame Daoist Priest: The 75th Japanese ghost?

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I was speechless for a long time, and said: "Anyway, you come here as soon as possible. Okay, that's it."

"Wait for big brother." The **** stopped me: "One more thing, my cousin Chen Nuo is no longer studying. I want to take him on a trip to Dongning City to see the scenery of the countryside and learn. Pig raising technology."

"Traveling ass! Do you really think I asked you to come over to play? It's very dangerous here, maybe it will kill you! No one can take it, you come here right away, or your salary will be deducted! "I threatened viciously.

Sure enough, as soon as he heard the word deduction from wages, the **** would not dare to mention his cousin again, and promised to go to the train station immediately, and he would come over as quickly as possible!

After I hung up the phone, I was still muttering, what's the matter, your cousin raising pigs has a relationship with me... Just when I was muttering, Xu Xiaoling came in with a bowl of Chinese medicine, and I hurriedly took it. : "Thank you Sister Xiaoling."

"You are welcome, look at you, like a mummy." Xu Xiaoling joked.

Indeed, my upper body was covered with bandages and there were wounds on my face, so I also had bandages on my face. Looking at Xu Xiaoling's smiling face, I pretended to sigh and said: "Sister Xiaoling, the wound on my face may leave scars. You will be responsible for not having any girls in the future."

Xu Xiaoling said softly: "Okay, I'm responsible, come, take the medicine first..."

So, although the hero saves the United States is an old part of the old bridge, but it is said that the trick is not old, it is useful! Although I was injured this time, Xu Xiaoling's feelings for me have deepened, almost to the point where I won't marry him.

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Two days later, Dongning Railway Station.

In the past two days, the water ghost did not come for revenge. I took the opportunity to draw a lot of charms, and the **** arrived soon, and I came to pick him up.

I have to say that Zhang Zixuan's golden sore medicine is so easy to use. In just two days, all my wounds were scabs, and according to him, the wounds would not leave scars.

Soon, I saw the ecstasy figure of the bitch!

He was wearing a Versace suit with an original price of 38,000 and a discount of 15%, with a small black leather bag under his arm, and he looked at the watch of the "Labor Soil" from time to time, like a successful person in a hurry, but The big green pants under him completely destroyed his image of a successful person.

The **** walked up to me, looked at the bandage on my face, and said earnestly: "Big brother, I told you long ago, don't read pornographic books, you just don't believe me, look, you're paralyzed now?"

I lost a slot on the spot. Who can read the yellow book and see the facial paralysis? But soon, the **** answered this question for me.

The **** said: "My cousin has the same symptoms as you. I see too many pornographic films, and I often have intermittent facial paralysis."

I was speechless on the spot, the cousin of the **** is really a talent...

The **** looked around and whispered: "Big Brother, I brought you a present!"

"Wh, what, what gift? So mysterious?" I stammered and asked, afraid that he would cheat me.

The **** **** mysteriously took out two green hats from the small leather bag under his arm and asked: "Big brother, do you know this?!"

I was silent for ten seconds, and said in a hoarse voice: "The color is good..."

The **** put one of the tops on his head and said, "Big Brother, did you watch "Brother Haier" when you were a kid? There is a little boy named Crude in it. His hat is green with a letter printed on it. K, our hat is of the same style as him! After we wear this hat, we will be pretty good. From now on, you will be Haier brother and I will be Haier brother!" Then, the **** brought another hat on my head by himself. .

I have completely petrified, and forgot to stop the bitch's actions.

When I walked out of the train station, I tried to take off my hat several times, but I was stopped by the bitch. The **** said, "Here, although the green hat doesn’t sound nice, green has another meaning, that’s Environmental protection! We want to be non-mainstream, we can't care about the eyes of others!"

I was about to cry, tears rolling in my eyes and said: "Brother Haier, I beg you, you can protect the environment by yourself, please let me go!"

"Brother Haier, don't you like green? Okay, next time I will give you a ‘vomit man’ mask."

Bringing the **** back to the board room, our hats instantly caught everyone's attention. What made me speechless was that Cheng Dong asked me where I bought the hat, and he wanted to buy one.

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The **** is here, and sleeping at night is a problem again. My room has a double bed. Should we two old men sleep together?

Xu Xiaoling joked: "Don't you always say you want to squeeze? Someone squeezed with you tonight."

I cried and said with a sad face: "Sister Xiaoling, the **** has stinky feet, you should squeeze with me, I am a wounded and deserve special treatment!"

"You are so beautiful." Xu Xiaoling said, I don't even think about it.

Finally decided to give my room to Xu Xiaoling and Doudou, and I went to their room with the **** and slept on the bunk.

In the past few days, Xu Xiaoling personally boiled medicine for me every day. After taking the medicine, I never had a nosebleed.

In my conversation with Zhang Zixuan a few days ago, I told him my guess that water ghosts will not appear for no reason in the wilderness, so I think there seems to be a problem with that creek, and that water ghost is even more If you have any questions, just catch the water ghost and ask for some useful information.

The injury is almost healed, and the **** is here, so I decided to go to the creek tomorrow!

The old liar is right. The **** is really talented in cultivating the Taoism. Before I left, I taught him how to draw Yang and Yin symbols. This guy said that after he painted dozens of times , It can be 100% successful, and his small black bag contains more than 500 charms. I almost didn’t see my eyeballs flying out...

So, in addition to being a bit cheap, this B is still very powerful in other aspects. .

The next day.

My **** and I rode through the rugged mountain roads on the'Basket 1258'. The two of us were so crooked. Zhang Zixuan wanted to send two bodyguards to help, but I refused because the bodyguards came. It can't help, but it may be unhelpful.

I know that Zhang Zixuan wanted to find the treasure of the'cultivator', he was afraid that I would swallow it alone, so before leaving, I said to him like this: "Brother Zhang, don't worry, if you find something, you will be notified as soon as possible. , I'm leaving now, and I have to come back to drink medicine in the evening."

I mean, I have to come back to drink medicine at night, even if I find a tomb, there is no time to go in and explore.

The **** wears a green hat. He strongly suggested that I should wear it in the morning, but I refused. The color is too environmentally friendly and I can’t stand it!

We set off at five o’clock in the morning, and we rode for about six hours before we came to the place where we found the water ghost last time. I said: "Jiannan, I was entangled by the water ghost here last time. You are born Can you see the ghost and see if it is nearby?"

The **** looked around and said, "Big brother, I found nothing except a few fishbone."

Not here? Where will it go? I thought about it for a while and decided to draw it out.

The method is very simple. Ghosts like Yin Qi. No matter how far away they are, they can sense the existence of Yin Qi. So as long as I make some Yin Qi, it will come out obediently.

I said to the bitch: "Ignite ten yin talisman, use yin to draw it out!"

The **** agreed, took out ten Yinfu, and put on a poss that he thought was very handsome.

'Chih~~' When the Yin Talisman burns, it will produce a strong Yin Qi. When ten pieces burn together, there will be even more Yin Qi.

After burning the Yin Fu, I waited for five or six minutes, but the water ghost did not appear. I took out 20 Yin Fu from my pocket and lit them all!

This time it worked! In the third minute after lighting, the water ghost appeared! The **** pointed to the upper reaches and said: "Here is here! The water ghost is here!"

I hurriedly wiped bull's tears on my eyes. Sure enough, I saw the water ghost with the sharp-mouthed monkey gills. After seeing me, it showed an angry look and uttered a low voice: "Bah~"

"Jap!" The **** said, pointing to it.

I corrected it: "It's not a Japanese ghost, it's a Japanese ghost."

I found out last time that this ghost looks a bit weird, but today I realized that he is a Japanese ghost! However, how can the Japanese become water ghosts here? It's really puzzling. If you want to know the truth, you can only arrest him and go to torture. Moreover, this guy has done a lot of evil. Maybe it has harmed many Chinese compatriots. You must let him suffer!

But there is a creek here. The place where there is water is its chassis. If you face it hard, the **** and I will definitely not be able to do it. So on the way here, the **** and I discussed various countermeasures...

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Countermeasure 1: Excitation! Use words to lead the other party out of the creek!

Whose language is the most lethal? This man is a man who is not a cheap man! Every word he said made people have the urge to vomit blood. If he used the violent general method, he would surely be able to provoke the opponent successfully!

But from the current point of view, the countermeasures are no longer valid. The other party turned out to be a tm Japanese ghost, and it is estimated that he can't understand Chinese.

But the **** brother said something next, I petrified on the spot!

"Ya, Ya Diao~~Ya Da Yi, Yi Da Yi oh~~" The **** tried to communicate with each other in Japanese.

It's too ridiculous! Even the Japanese ghost was stunned for a while, and I hurriedly stopped the bitch: "Countermeasure one is useless! Use countermeasure two instead!"

Otherwise, I'm afraid I will vomit first before the Japanese ghost is drawn.

Countermeasure 2: Behind the scenes! Let the **** dance the swan dance in front to attract the attention of the water ghost, I took the opportunity to go around behind and give it a fatal blow!

The **** nodded and agreed to use countermeasure two!

I saw him stroking his chest with both hands, sighing like orchids, looking at the water ghost with winking eyes, and screaming: "Ouba~~" Then he danced a swan dance of ecstasy ! Pointing to the ground, his arms raised, revealing his slender armpit hair! I almost vomited without holding back. I hurriedly covered my mouth and looked at the direction of the water ghost.

Sure enough, the water ghost was also stunned! The visual impact of the **** is too strong! His combat value has exceeded 5! !

(Ouba, meaning "brother" in Korean.)