The Lame Daoist Priest: The fiftieth historian cemetery

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Just when I was puzzled, the **** said: "Big brother, could it be that the corpse felt uncomfortable on the left, so he set a position and ran to the right? This is human nature, let's Should understand."

Understand your grandma! Show me some positions after you die? ! But the **** reminded me. I asked Boss Shi: "Is there any trace of the grave that has been dug up?"

Boss Shi said: "My family goes to tomb-sweeping every year on Ching Ming Festival, and I haven't seen any weird phenomena."

"Boss Shi, in order to save land resources, the country requires people to be cremated after death. Why didn't you cremation back then? There would be no such troubles if you cremated."

Boss Shi poured us a cup of tea and said: "The Feng Shui master taught me to do this. He said that if cremation, this tomb would be useless, and I tried to contact the Feng Shui master the other day. , But I couldn’t find him, and then I suddenly remembered the last time the old Qian told me about you, that’s why I found you."

I frowned slightly and said, "Boss Shi, where is your mother's body? I suspect her body will undergo corpse transformation."

"What does the corpse change mean?" Boss Shi asked.

"It's a corpse. It will jump up and bite like a beast. Have you ever seen a zombie movie? It's almost the same."

Boss Shi didn't seem to believe me, so he lit a cigarette and said, "No, Xiaolong, what you said is too high. This is not a movie. People are dead, so why would they jump up?" /

"Boss Shi, I didn't lie to you. There is a ghost in your room now. Do you want to see her? I have a way to let you see her." The ghost I said is bleeding after me. Big sister.

Who knows that boss Shi was scared by me, and kept looking around and asking: "Really there are ghosts?"

"Of course, rest assured, I'm here, it's okay." Then, I took out a Yin Talisman, lit it out of thin air, and extinguished the two sun fires on the shoulders of Boss Shi, then pointed to the bleeding sister in the corner. : "Boss Shi, please look over there."

This guy almost didn't scare to pee. A big man, so courageous, I hurriedly took out another Yang Talisman and ignited the Yang fire on his shoulders.

He can no longer see the ghost at this time, but he still looked at the corner in horror and said: "Xiaolong, please take this ghost and please go."

"No way." I mean, Sister Bleeding is my helper, how can I send her away?

Boss Shi said: "Five thousand! Xiaolong, please leave this ghost, I will pay an extra fifty thousand commission!"

Wo trough? ! Earn fifty thousand more by being so simple? Rich people like him don’t slaughter the white, I said sternly: "Boss Shi, don’t worry, I will take this ghost away, and with me, she will definitely not dare to come out and make trouble."

Bleeding Sister stood in the corner and stretched out three fingers, meaning that she would also have 3% of the 50,000 yuan.

This poor man...you want money when you see it, but this time I can make 50,000 yuan, thanks to her, just give it, so I secretly nodded to the eldest sister, and the **** looked suspiciously The secret action between my eldest sister and I was about to ask. I hurriedly took out two hundred yuan from my pocket and said, "Jiannan, didn’t we see a fruit shop when we came in just now? You go buy two. Let’s eat a durian."

"Thank you, big brother!" The **** took two hundred yuan, and hopped out, and whispered as he ran, "I'm so awesome, I made another two hundred yuan..."

After taking the **** away, I asked: "Boss Shi, where are your parents' corpses parked? I'm going to see."

"My father’s body was parked in the hospital morgue, and my mother’s body was buried in the grave again. She has been dead for five years and the body has not decayed. I didn’t want this to spread, so I buried it again. I went back."

"Then let's go check it out."

Boss Shi looked at his watch and said: "No hurry, my son and daughter are coming back today. They should be home soon. Let's have lunch together. I will take you there after dinner."

I took out my phone and looked at it. It’s 10:30 in the morning. It’s okay. After lunch, it happened to be noon. If there is a problem with the corpse, you can use the strong sunlight to destroy it.

About an hour later, Boss Shi’s son and daughter came back. Not to mention, although Boss Shi is fat, his son and daughter are very beautiful and look good. His daughter and Like a bitch, pinch the phone and don't let go, but the **** is sending messages, and she is playing QQ.

Boss Shi is indeed rich. Both his son and daughter are holding the latest ifuck4, which is said to be five thousand dollars, which we can’t afford.

Boss Shi gave a brief introduction. His son is Shi Aolong and his daughter is Shi Aofeng.

Shi Aolong is more talkative. Although there is a proud word in his name, he is very peaceful. As for Shi Aofeng, he rarely speaks, and his eyes are arrogant, as if he looks down on me and a bitch.

At noon, we had a meal in a luxury hotel. After the meal, Boss Shi took us to the cemetery. I looked around. It was a wasteland and the ground was covered with grass. I didn’t see anything special. In this place, I don’t know how to look at the Feng Shui pattern, and there doesn’t seem to be anything unusual here. I looked at the **** and asked, "Jiannan, do you see anything unusual?"

"It's almost the same as other tombs, not even half a ghost."

I looked at the bleeding elder sister again, and the eldest sister said gloomily: "There is yin air."

Of course there is yin, everyone on earth knows it, but you still need to say it? If there is no sullenness, the corpse would have rotted a long time ago. I said to Boss Shi: "Just looking at the appearance, there is nothing unusual. I hope to open the coffin as soon as possible and let me look at the corpse to make a judgment."

"No problem." Boss Shi took out the phone and said, "I'll call someone over now."

I didn't stop him, just scream, even if the corpse changes, it doesn’t matter if the corpse has changed. People who have just died for a few years, even if they become zombies, are not much better.

Boss Shi is very efficient. After more than half an hour of the phone call, a group of people came along, and an excavator with a shovel. After digging for more than ten minutes, he saw the coffin. A stronger yin qi radiated out, trembling the yang fire of the workers.

After cleaning for more than two hours, I dug a three-meter-by-three-meter square pit, and that was all right. Boss Shi paid the money and let the engineering team go.

The **** and I jumped out of the big pit. We put two Yang symbols on each of us, raised the nails of the coffin, and the two of us lifted the lid of the coffin.

A yin air rushed over my face. I held my breath. The elder sister quickly took away the yin air. We looked into the coffin and found that there was an old lady’s corpse lying inside. The corpse was dressed in a Tang suit with both hands on. There was no sign of decay on the belly, like an old man lying there sleeping, but there was a thick yin on her body.

"Grandma!" Shi Aolong and Shi Aofeng exclaimed, and they were about to jump off.

I hurriedly stopped and said: "Don't come down! It's dangerous!"

"You're bluffing, what can be the danger?" As he said, Shi Aofeng didn't listen to my advice, and jumped down. The yin in the pit instantly penetrated into her body, and the sun and fire on her body were erratic. Seeing that it was about to be blown out, my eyes were quick and my hands were quick, I hurriedly took off a Yang talisman from my shoulder, quickly ignited it, and surrounded Shi Aofeng's head to ensure that the sun fire above her head would not go out.

While she had already fainted, I said to the boss Shi and Shi Aolong above: "Hurry up and get her up."

They hurriedly pulled Shi Aofeng up and shook her for a long time before waking her up. Boss Shi was relieved and stood by the pit and asked, "Xiaolong, how could this happen? We opened the coffin a few days ago. I didn’t encounter such a thing back then."

I shook my head and said, "I don't know, but what is certain is that this corpse will change sooner or later."

"What should I do?"

I stretched out my finger and said, "Now there are two ways. First, get some gasoline to burn the corpse; second, use a nail into its cerebellum. As long as the cerebellum is destroyed, the corpse won’t jump. Up."

"Put the nail into the head?" Boss Shi asked: "Isn't it enough to put a spell on the corpse in the movie?"

I embarrassedly said: "That kind of charm does exist, but I can't draw it. The safest way is to burn the body."

Boss Shi said: "It doesn't matter if the corpse changes, right? The coffin is buried more than one meter deep, and there are nails on the coffin, she can't break the coffin, break the soil and jump out. Right."

"This thing is hard to say, Boss Shi, if you really don't want to burn the body, you can only drive a few nails in the back of her head."

"That's not okay, nailing the corpse after death is a blasphemy to my mother, Xiaolong, you can think of another way."

What else do you think of? Burning is not good, nails are not good, you know, if the corpse is really corpse, and the strength is surprisingly strong, maybe you will jump out, then it will be bad if you hurt people, and the yin here is not good. It's not heavy, but why is there so much yin on the corpse? It stands to reason that this corpse should rot normally.

Also, why did the body that was originally buried on the right run to the left?

I thought for a while, and said, "Then wait until tomorrow at noon, use the sun to bask the body to disperse the yin, and then I will figure out a way to draw a spell to prevent her body from changing, and then I can bury it. Up."

Boss Shi agreed and said: "This is fine, just do it!"

We buried the tomb. It was past seven o'clock in the evening. We went back to Boss Shi’s villa and took a shower. After eating, I sat in the living room and looked at "The Encyclopedia of Talisman". When I came out this time, I brought a complete set of things, including a complete set of charms.

I found the'Zone Talisman', but this thing is more difficult to draw, and the sequence of writing is very complicated. While I was studying, the **** walked over with a durian in his arms, and asked with a look of likeness:" Brother, what about the yellow book?"

My day...