The Lame Daoist Priest: The five hundred and twenty-ninth day I abolished my death

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At this moment, there was a sudden pain in my head. As long as I think about those memories, my head feels very uncomfortable. He whispered: "The female ghost last night was so powerful that she slapped me on the head with a ban'er brick! It is because of this that I lost my memory! What a **** female ghost! It seems that she threw me at me before she left. Got winking?"

When I thought of that wintry eye, I couldn't help but tremble all over, almost urinating!

This is the peak time for work. A large number of people swipe their cards to enter the gate, and many people look at me. In order to quickly find a toilet, I tidied up my shirt and wriggled towards the door with my crotch in between...

Swipe the card to enter the door, and I went straight to the toilet!

After a comfortable resolution, I went straight to the 11th floor, which is where I reported.

There were a large number of people walking around in the building. I came to the supervisor's office on the 11th floor and found that the supervisor was a middle-aged man with glasses and a big belly, and he was also wearing a domineering and leaky middle point! I don't know what the hair is rubbed, it is shiny, almost blinding my eyes! I hurriedly lowered my head and said, "Supervisor, I'm here to report."

I don't know why, I don't have any impression of this supervisor, it must be the gift of the brick last night, **** female ghost!

The manager of the central division looked at me for a while, and then asked: "I regret not going back to use a ‘oh-dead’?"

"Am I dead?" I asked suspiciously.

The female secret technique next to me quickly explained: "The supervisor has a Sichuan accent. You may not understand it. What he meant is, would you use office."

I wiped my cold sweat: "Oh, yes, it's okay."

The supervisor said something in a Sichuan accent, and the female secretary hurriedly translated: "The supervisor said, let you go to the finance side to make a report."

"Well, thank you supervisor, thank you Miss Secretary..."

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The finance department is a job that every man yearns for. After the end of the world, the ratio of men to women is severely imbalanced. There are the most women in the finance department, and the other departments are almost all big men... But when it comes to the end of the world, I seem to be a little bit related There is no memory of...

The mission of Mengmo International Group is: not to raise useless waste!

So although there are a lot of people working here, none of them eat dry food. Everyone has a lot of work! In addition, I am new here, and the workload is even greater, and the keyboard is crackling.

I don’t know what’s going on. I couldn’t control my strength and broke more than ten keyboards in the morning! The supervisor of Sichuan Accent told me that two thousand yuan was to be deducted from my salary, and I almost kicked him to death! My tm monthly work is only 1,500, okay? A dozen keyboards were smashed this morning, and even one month’s salary was not enough to compensate. I might as well run away! !

I blame the **** female ghost for making me lose my memory! Be sure to make her look good next time! !

This office is very large. There are more than 20 people in it, each with a computer, and various keyboard sounds keep ringing.

There is a very talented man in the office. He used the keyboard to type out the song "The Most Dazzling National Style", and I don’t know how many old ladies’ hearts were taken away...

Finally when it was time to get off work, I returned to where I lived, and after a simple meal, I lay in bed and sorted out my memories... But it was blurred. I even remembered my birth date. I don't remember, I only remember my name, some Taoist knowledge, my parents and sister, and my fiancee, and a younger brother named Yang Jiannan. I forgot everything else.

Just as I tried to remember, I suddenly felt a cloud of clouding sky! So rich! I hurried to the window!

The sky is completely dark, and it's eleven o'clock before you know it! I actually remembered more than five hours in bed! However, nothing came to mind!

The powerful yin air must be caused by monsters! I hurriedly stuffed some charms into my pocket, and then rushed out with a mahogany sword! Only when I went out did I discover something very important... I forgot to bring my key! !

But at this time, I can’t take care of that much. It’s important to catch monsters. With such a powerful Yin Qi, it can be seen that monsters are very powerful! If you go too late, maybe how many innocent people will die!

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Yin air radiated from a shopping plaza, but the shopping plaza was closed and the door was locked tightly. However, the door was broken by something, and it happened to allow a person to pass through, so I hurriedly got in.

There is not a trace of light in the shopping mall, my eyes are blackened, and I can't see anything! He stretched out a finger and urged the pitiful invisible force in his body, causing the finger to burn, and finally I could see a little bit by the light of the fire.

At this time, there are some ping-pong-pong sounds from the building, as if something is fighting! Some shouts and broken glass can be heard! I hurriedly used the poor light of my finger to find the stairs...

I finally came to the third floor, and found a figure not far away, from time to time a thunder and lightning, and a very powerful ghost, at this time and the thunder man crazy!

Seeing this situation, I lost a slot on the spot! ! Is it possible that "Thor 3" is released ahead of schedule?

At this moment, the "Thunder God" exclaimed in surprise: "Grass! You...Big Brother!"

"Grass your brother!" I reflexively cursed.

"You are my big brother!"

The voice sounded a bit familiar, I asked tentatively: "Jiannan?"

"That's right, big brother! Why do you scold yourself as soon as you come up? Damn female ghost, you are dead when my big brother is here!" The bitch's voice is full of pride!

When I heard this, I instantly became angry: "You said the **** female ghost? I'm looking for her!" Then, I carried the peach wood sword and rushed up! While besieging the female ghost with a bitch, I asked in surprise: "Jiannan, when did you become "Thor 3"? And so strong? Even better than me!"

"Big brother, what nonsense are you talking about? Hurry up and show your full strength! This female ghost is too difficult to deal with!"

"This is not the female ghost I was looking for. I was attacked by another female ghost last night. He smashed my head with a brick. Many of my memories have disappeared."

The **** opened his mouth and his face was inconceivable: "What? You were attacked by a female ghost? You have amnesia? Stop playing big brother! This female ghost is the most powerful one I have encountered so far! Get out of yours. Full strength! It's coming too, he went to look for the light switch..."

What's the mess of the bitch? Just when I wanted to ask a few more questions, the light suddenly turned on!

At this moment, the female ghost also disappeared! I don't know where I went! Then a small figure ran over from a distance. After seeing me, he shouted excitedly: "Godfather!"

I looked at the child and repeated suspiciously: "Godfather?"

The **** hurriedly said: "Big brother, you are wrong, he is your godfather...No! You are his godfather! You can't call him godfather!"

I rubbed my head: "What's the mess? How can I have a godson? How do I feel weird? Why do you have the ability like Thor? And who is he?" I pointed to the ten Asked the little boy around the age of.

The **** looked at me carefully: "Brother, are you okay? This is my son Yang Bu see."

"Can you speak well? I am 19 years old and you are 22 years old. How could you have such a big son? Are you entertaining me?"

The **** showed a look of mourning: "Big brother, you amuse me? Are you really amnesia? This, this..."

I rubbed my head and said, "Okay, let's not talk about it. I feel a headache. Did the ghost run away?"

The ten-year-old boy said: "Goddamn, I can sense a faint yin nearby, the female ghost is definitely nearby! It's also possible... one of you two is possessed!"

I looked at the little boy and said, "You came from a distance. Who knows if you are the possessed?"

The **** also rubbed his forehead and said, "Well, brother, I think you have amnesia, but for now we have to solve the female ghost first, and then I will help you solve the amnesia problem. I can’t hear you saying that, I’m still I really feel that there is a faint yin atmosphere nearby, maybe one of the three of us has been possessed by a female ghost!"

Yin air? I didn't feel it.

Because of the fighting between the **** and the female ghost just now, there was a mess and broken glass all over the floor.

I said: "Since everyone is suspicious, keep a distance, lest someone suddenly attack the other two."

The **** agreed, and the little boy also said, "It's all about godfather!"

Then, the little boy walked to the elevator position, and the **** walked into a specialty store selling clothes and sat on the sofa to breathe. I stood still and thought secretly, but the memory was still blurred.

When I saw the little boy, I did feel a little familiar, but I couldn't remember who he was. Whenever I tried to think about it, I felt a headache! No way, I can only stop.

I don’t know why, I always think something is weird, but I can’t think of what is weird.

At this time, the little boy was standing near the elevator, looking at me suspiciously, as if he didn't understand why I suddenly didn't recognize him.

Don't even say, under this closer look, the little boy is seven points similar to a bitch. Is it really the son of a bitch? The **** is only 22 this year, and he has such a big son?

Then, I looked at the **** with confusion...I saw the shaggy **** combing his hair in front of the mirror, as if he sensed my gaze, and smiled charmingly.

"Oh!!" I leaned on the wall and threw up everything I ate at night! Then he shouted to the little boy: "Come here! Your father is possessed by a ghost!!"

(About why the'rule of confusion' is so powerful...you can go back and look at verses 613 and 614 of the Elegy of the Six Realms. After Lin Mo hit the rule of confusion, he took Wushuang down as Xixue...)