The Lame Daoist Priest: The hundredth day, go home

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I hurriedly dialed the old man's cell phone number. Fortunately, this time I got through, and my old man's voice came over in a hoarse voice: "Where have you gone?! It's been four months since I left! Your mother misses you very much! You know?!"

"I'm sorry, Dad, I can't help myself. What about Mom? Why was there an empty number when calling her phone?"

The old man said vaguely: "The number has been changed, where are you? When will you be back?"

"I'm in the capital, I will go to the airport right away and go home as soon as possible."

I said a few more words to my father, hung up, and dialed Xu Xiaoling's phone. She asked with a trembling voice, "Xiaolong, is that you?"

"It's me, Sister Xiaoling, I'm sorry to worry you. I didn't have time to inform you the last time I left." My voice was deeply apologetic.

She said empathetically: "It's okay, Yang Jiannan said, you have returned to the headquarters, is it Huanyu Pavilion?"

I whispered: "Sister Xiaoling, this is a secret, I can't tell it, are you still working in a museum?"

"Well, what about you?"

"I'm in the capital, I'll go back soon! Sister Xiaoling, I miss you so much these few months."

"Me too, Xiaolong, come back soon." Xu Xiaoling said softly.

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Have a haircut, took a shower, changed clothes, and went straight to the airport!

Sit in the terminal all night, and only got on the plane just after 7 o'clock in the morning the next morning.

Actually, there is one thing that I have been unable to figure out. When I fought with Jinpeng yesterday, I had dozens of sword wounds on my body and a deep bone-reaching wound on my shoulder. But when I woke up last night, I had dozens of sword wounds on my body. All of the wounds have disappeared, which makes me very puzzled. How can the skin heal so fast?

The flight took off, and the flight attendant began to busy deliver food and drinks. I also took a box of breakfast and ate slowly, but as I ate and ate, my nose suddenly choked with blood. Precursor! All spilled into the lunch box. I hurriedly took out the paper from my backpack. Fortunately, I had expected this to happen, so I made preparations in advance.

The stewardess ran over and asked: "What do you think, sir?"

My breathing is a bit short: "It's okay, old problems."

"It should be caused by a change in air pressure. Go to the bathroom to wash it." The stewardess suggested.

It took three minutes for the nosebleed to stop. My eyes are a little dark. Due to the excessive blood loss in the past two days, my physical condition is extremely poor. It seems that I must go to Zhang Zixuan for medical treatment as soon as possible, otherwise it will be delayed. Too long, it may aggravate the condition.

I got off the plane and took the car straight home. The old man knew that I was coming back today, so he took a day off. He didn't even go to work. He started to scold me as soon as I entered the house. But I knew that he was so angry because he cared about me. My mother hurriedly asked me to sit down and asked how the scar on my face was made. I comfortedly said: "It's okay, it was accidentally scratched. Yes. Last time I left in a hurry. I didn’t have time to call you. I worried you for months. I’m sorry, Mom and Dad."

The old man is still scolding me, and my mother said unwillingly, "You're so old and undead? Just when my son comes back, you can just curse a few words. Why is this cursing still endless? Addicted? What's the matter?"

"You just get used to him." The old man turned his head to the side and said nothing.

I've been coaxing him for a long time, and the old man is considered to be relieved.

At noon, Sister Xiaoling rushed over after work. As soon as I entered the house, I gave her a hug. She touched the scar on my face and asked how it was done. I still answered that I accidentally scratched it. of.

In the afternoon, Xu Xiaoling asked for leave. She said that she was going to accompany me well. I was so touched. As we walked to the copy shop, she told me what happened in the past three months.

The eldest sister’s house has been built, and under the help of the bastard, the house has been built very solidly, and the final payment for the project has been settled.

Then it was Chen Haotian, who actually ran into the gangsters. The reason was that the group of Scar Li came to look for things and was beaten up by Chen Haotian. Later, I didn’t know what happened. Chen Haotian became the boss of the group. It is said that he is now the gangster. It must be wind and water.

As for the bastard...When he walked into the typing and copying shop, he found that the **** was sitting in front of the computer, pulling his feet and staring at the screen, not knowing what unhealthy things he was looking at. I stood at the door and coughed twice. The **** said without raising his head: "Shoe repairs cost two dollars, with keys two dollars, fortune telling two dollars and five dollars."

Wo trough? I stepped back a few steps and looked at the shop's plaque. That's right, the plaque said it was typed and copied! But why did the service of fortune-telling come out? No see for three months, this B will be fortune-telling? ! I coughed twice again: "Can I make a copy?"

Hearing my voice, the **** turned around quickly: "Big Brother!"

"Am I still a typing and copying shop?"

"That's right." The **** said: "Isn't there four big characters written and copied outside? Blind people can see it!"

I asked a little speechlessly: "Then why didn't you copy the five cents in your jingle, print a piece of these two sentences?"

The **** spit up and said: "Big brother, this is what you don't know. The society is developing and the times are advancing. We must continue to innovate to make a lot of money!"

"Really?"

The **** nodded seriously, then took me to the second floor, and said to Xu Xiaoling as he walked, "Sister Xiaoling, my eldest brother and I went upstairs to talk something, don't overhear."

"What's the matter? Still carrying someone on his back?" Xu Xiaoling asked.

"Men's topic, you didn't listen well." The **** replied, and then dragged me to the second floor.

I asked: "What the **** is it? So mysterious?"

The **** asked in a low voice: "Brother, have you ever asked if your girlfriend is a virgin?"

I frowned and asked: "What do you mean? Just say it."

The **** said stubbornly: "That's it, I want to ask if my girlfriend is a virgin."

"Then you just ask, how do I know if your girlfriend is a virgin?" I said silently.

"No, I just don't know how to ask. Brother, you are so knowledgeable, I want you to help me out."

I thought for a while and said: "When it comes to being knowledgeable, you should find your cousin Chen Nuo!!"

"I found my cousin, and he asked me to ask directly: Are you a virgin?"

"What then? Did you ask?"

"I asked. Last night when we ate pancakes, I asked her: Honey, are you a virgin?"

"What then?" I asked slightly interested.

The **** said with a sad face: "She said she is a Cancer. Why do you ask me to ask? Brother, you must give me an idea!"

I touched my forehead and said, "This...Would you like to try it yourself?"

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When I went out to buy drinks, I called Zhang Zixuan by the way.

The call was connected soon, and Zhang Zixuan said with a smile: "Brother Xiaolong, I heard that you have been back to Huanyu Pavilion a while ago. I still want to ask you for help, but you are not here."

I also smiled: "Indeed, I have been a bit busy these few months. If Brother Zhang has any use for me, just speak up."

"No need, the matter has been resolved. Brother Xiaolong, you have always been in the Three Treasures Palace, what's the problem this time? Let me put it straight, I'm a bit busy here, so I won't talk nonsense with you."

I said with some embarrassment: "Brother Zhang, I have used that trick again, and I feel uncomfortable recently. Actually, I don’t want to use it, but the situation is compelling, so I don’t need it, so I want to ask, What kind of medicine should I take this time to cure the disease."

Zhang Zixuan solemnly said: "It's used again?...It's hard to judge. It's best if you come over and I will get your pulse. When do you have time? I will arrange a helicopter to pick you up."

"That's really troublesome Brother Zhang, I'm free at any time. Why tomorrow? What do you think?"

Zhang Zixuan said: "Tomorrow does not seem to work, the day after tomorrow, the next morning, you go to the office building of Zhang's Pharmaceutical Industry and wait, someone will contact you."

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The next day, Saturday.

Sister Xiaoling was on vacation, and I rushed to her residence early in the morning. We have a lot to do today.

Because I left in a hurry more than three months ago to send money to impoverished college students, I am writing and sending money to them today. The letters are anonymous. This is called a good thing without leaving a name.

Sister Xiaoling and I sat on the coffee table and wrote a letter. In the letter, I wanted to write a word of encouragement. I directly wrote: Study hard and make progress every day! Hereby sponsor 8,000 yuan in tuition...Signature: An.

Sister Xiaoling asked dumbfoundingly: "You just write such a simple sentence?"

"Yeah, should I write him an 800-character composition? After all, let him study hard and make progress every day. Besides, I wrote like this before." I took her shoulders and put them on her lips. Kissed.

She hammered me in the chest: "I know I take advantage. Write it quickly. There are seventeen letters in total."

I licked my lips: "It's okay. I write fast, one every minute." Then, I continued to write anonymous letters. Because of the frequent writing of symbols, my handwriting is not bad, plus the letters The content was concise and concise, and the 17 letters were quickly written.

We mailed the letter and went straight to the bank to transfer the money.

Since it was Saturday, there were a lot of people doing business in the bank. I got an account number and sat in a chair with Sister Xiaoling while laughing and talking while waiting. There are more than 30 numbers in front of me, four windows for business, it will take at least half an hour to get to us,

Who knows that my **** was not hot yet, and there was a rush of brakes outside. I followed the reputation and saw a white van parked at the door, the door opened, five people wearing masks and holding guns. Rushed in! The leader swept a bullet against the roof and shouted loudly: "Tm squat down for me who don't want to die! Hold your head with your hands!"

The bank suddenly went into chaos, a man carrying a handbag tried to run out of the chaos, but was directly beaten into a beehive by the criminals with a submachine gun! !

"Ah!!" The screams of several women rang.

Xu Xiaoling also whispered, I covered her mouth and made a hush gesture.

These guys are frantic, if they don't cooperate at this time, they will definitely come straight over!

Squatting on the ground with Xu Xiaoling, I clasped her hand tightly and motioned to her not to be afraid. With me here, you will never be harmed!

I want to say that my fate is also against the sky. In order to enjoy the two-person world with Sister Ling today, I sent my eldest sister away early in the morning, gave her three days off, and let her go home. . But who could TM think that when the eldest sister walked on the front foot, we ran into the gangster on the back foot? To be honest, the chance of encountering this kind of thing is about the same as the chance of winning the 5 million prize......

(The second one will be released around 8 o’clock. I try to be on time, but I’m a bit busy these days, I usually start writing in the evening, I hope you understand.)