The Lame Daoist Priest: The One Hundred and Eighty-ninth Festival Friends of the Fox Demon (Part 1)
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When I thought about it, I was relieved, "The King" is a very righteous person, and he took a lot of pictures of me in Huanyu Pavilion. I shouldn't do such cruel things.
Furthermore, he is not the only one who is proficient in Gu art in this world, and he can't think of him if he can't see Gu worms.
Captain Gou just said that if you kill Gu worms, you will be cursed. I'm only dubious about this kind of thing. After all, I haven't encountered that Gu worm. Even if it is poisonous, it can't be passed on to me, right? Besides, if this thing is so powerful, why do you put it in the corpse?
The **** looked at the big scorpion and asked very curiously: "Brother, do you think this scorpion is poisonous?"
Before I could answer, Captain Goushi said: "Scorpions are poisonous. Besides, to raise Gu requires many kinds of poisonous insects to be put together to kill each other, and the last one is Gu insect. . And this gu insect swallows too many poisonous insects, so its toxin is very powerful! This scorpion must be very poisonous, if you don’t believe it, you can try it."
When the **** heard this, he ran to the corner for fear that the scorpion would explode the chrysanthemum.
The poisonous scorpion crawled on the ground for a while, and finally stopped moving.
"Dead?" the **** asked, crouching in the corner.
"Who knows, don't go there, some animals will pretend to be dead. You bastard, let Chen and the others find a mop pole to come over. It's better to get some gasoline. It's safer to burn this bug."
Captain Gou Shi looked at me: "Boy, are you really afraid of curses? I know you are also a Taoist heir. This kind of thing is better to be believed to exist than to be trusted. If the bug is not dead, you will burn it to death. If you do, you are not afraid of getting into trouble with your upper body?"
"Don't be afraid, this kind of scourge can't stay." I said lightly. In fact, to be honest, I would rather believe this kind of thing, but Gou Shi didn't know that I was the legendary Akasaka, and I would never die! In recent years, I have also confirmed this statement. Every time there is danger, I will turn the danger into a waste. Although it is very unlucky, I have never really died.
Captain Gou Shi didn't say anything. The **** walked outside and informed Old Chen and the others that two forensic doctors were looking for what I needed. Old Chen and another forensic doctor walked in and looked at the big golden scorpion on the ground. , They were stunned. After a long time, Old Chen asked, "What is this?"
The **** coughed slightly, and explained professionally: "Uncle Chen, this is the legendary Gu worm! It is this thing that controls the wet corpse action. I can only say so much, because it involves our Taoist school. Some of his secrets cannot be revealed to outsiders."
Leak your grandma! !
You only know so much, don't you? Just after listening to Captain Goushi, you took it out to show off. I asked in a low voice: "Jiannan, don't you brag, are you hungry? Hurry up and eat some food, don’t get hungry."
The **** smiled: "Big brother knows something, bragging b is really a great thing in life!"
"Actually... there are two great things in life." I want to say that another great thing is to give you a kick and make you disappear from my eyes immediately. Who knows that before I finish speaking, the **** replied: "Hey, I know I know, big brother, don't tell me, don't tell me, another great thing is to control, right? Hahaha... Let's What a hero sees is the same!"
I went to your grandma... I really want to kick this b out of the window.
The forensic doctor quickly recruited a mop rod, gasoline and other items. I stabbed the big scorpion with the mop rod. It didn't respond at all. It seemed that it was really dead. I asked the forensic doctor to find a few plastic bags, put the scorpions into the plastic bags, and prepare to take them to places with few people to burn them. Because this thing is poisonous in its body, who knows whether it will produce poisonous gas when it burns? So it's better to have some insurance.
In fact, the corpse should also be burned, but Old Chen said that the corpse is still an exhibit and cannot be burned. So I told the forensic doctor to wear a few layers of gloves, wipe the venom on the ground, and then handle the corpse carefully. After all, the corpse was also stained with toxins.
Lao Chen drove and took me and the **** away from the forensic medical examination center, planning to find a place with few people to dispose of the poisonous scorpions.
We drove to an uninhabited area, then got out of the car, poured gasoline on the prepared towels, and then put the poisonous scorpion on it, took out a male symbol from the pocket, and attracted Burn, throw it on the towel...The flame engulfed the poisonous scorpion in an instant, bursts of black smoke emitted, and we hurried back.
The flame continued to burn for about three minutes, but I dared to watch it after half an hour. Because the scorpion is very poisonous, it is better to let the poison gas disperse and get closer. After I got closer, I found that the poisonous scorpion hadn't burnt up... So I got a few towels, soaked it in gasoline, and continued to burn it.
After tossing back and forth several times, the scorpion finally turned to ashes.
It was almost five o'clock in the afternoon, and Old Chen said that he would invite us to dinner. In fact, I know that he wants to have a good relationship with us. After all, sometimes he will run into some unthinkable cases. At this time, he can ask us for help. I also want to have a good relationship with him. After all, it is the police. It will be much easier if I get caught in the bureau again in the future. So I readily agreed, and the **** almost fainted when he heard someone treat him to dinner. He nodded quickly, fearing that Old Chen would regret it.
I called my mother and Xu Xiaoling separately and told them not to go back for dinner at night, and to go home later.
Lao Chen took us to a barbecue restaurant, ordered a lot of skewers and beer, and then we ate... I have to say that the wine of the **** is too bad, and he started to play with three bottles. Drunk crazy, I said not to let him drink it, he insisted that he could drink it. As a result, we had a meal after 7 o’clock. Old Chen said that he would invite us to KTV. I didn’t want to go there anymore, but the **** had to go to the wolf howling. I was afraid he would cause trouble to me. , So I had to follow along...
At ktv, Lao Chen ordered a lot of beer and fruit plates. I waited until the private room to find out that listening to **** singing is a kind of torture. This product is still a nostalgic school. It sings a plum, pink memories... You said you want to sing nicely, but he sings all the songs in small pieces.
The **** has a flushed face, a wine glass in one hand and a microphone in the other to sing. His drunk eyes almost can't open, as if he's about to fall asleep. Just as he was half singing "Uneasy", he suddenly dropped the microphone and said that he wanted to go out for convenience.
I hurriedly said to Old Chen: "Uncle Chen, I have to go out and have a look. He drank too much and I was afraid he would drown in the toilet."
"Okay, okay, then you go quickly." Old Chen said.
I pushed the door to follow up, and helped the **** stumble towards the bathroom.
There are two compartments in the bathroom. A kid came in in front of us just now. He locked the door of one compartment, so the **** walked into the other compartment. After a while, there was a rushing sound from the next door, only to hear the **** say in a daze: "Don't, don't fall, I really don't drink..."
At this time, there was a fart sound next door, the **** was a little angry, and said slurly: "Who the **** opened another bottle? I can't even drink it!!"
As soon as the bitch's voice fell, there were two fart sounds next door, the **** was angry! He patted the board in the cubicle and cursed: "It's still open! It's still open! I want tm to drink to death!"
I hurried to get the **** out, it’s too shameful for Nima...
It was ten o'clock in the evening when Old Chen and I sent the **** home. The guy was so drunk that he sang and fell asleep. In the end, I carried him back upstairs.
Then Old Chen sent me home again, and when I got home, it was almost 10:30 in the evening.
After returning home, I found the fox demon and Xu Xiaoling sitting in the living room playing with tangrams. My father and mother probably went to bed. Seeing me coming back, the fox demon said cutely: "Brother Xiaolong, did you buy toys for Yujia?"
"No, I will buy it for you tomorrow. You can rest early." Then he looked at Xu Xiaoling: "Ningrou, I'll take a bath, this clothes don't move, the clothes have been in contact with wet corpses and some unknown germs, and they are very dirty. , Just throw it away tomorrow."
Walking to the bathroom door, I turned my head and blinked at Xu Xiaoling: "Ningrou, go back to the room and wait for me..."
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The next day.
Me, Xu Xiaoling, and the fox demon went shopping outside.
The fox demon is very obsessed with all kinds of toys recently, and she is curious about everything. So Xiao Ling and I took her out to buy toys. In addition, I have asked the **** to contact the people of the Taoist Association. Qiling City discovered Gao Yu's whereabouts, and asked the Taoist Association to send someone to arrest Gao Yu. In addition, ask Mr. Xu and the others if they know how to release the corpse raiser's control of ghosts.
Now there are three female ghosts in my space ring. One of them is the **** sister. I must find a way to save them quickly.
Wandering around at noon, the three of us were sitting on the "chewing chicken" eating. I gave the fox demon a look. The fox understood and confused Sister Xiaoling. Sister Xiaoling shook her body and moved towards the table. Upside down. I hurriedly held her shoulders and hugged her in my arms. Then sternly said to the fox demon: "Yujia, do you remember Zhou Chengwen, the corpse raiser six months ago?"
"Remember." The fox demon said vaguely, biting the hamburger.
"Half a year ago, he was caught by us together, and the people from the Taoist Association took them back. But he ran away later, and there was also a corpse raiser named Gao Yu who ran away at the same time. Coincidentally, this Gao Yu’s master gave Zhou Chengwu, Zhou Chengwu is Zhou Chengwen’s own brother. But Zhou Chengwu died a few years ago, and his death is inextricably linked to me. Gao Yu was also by me back then. Caught, there is an old grudge between us. They will definitely come back to me and Jiannan to retaliate, but the night before, I found his whereabouts! He also controlled the **** sister, the **** sister lost her mind, and even treated me Attack...I'm leaving again in a few days. You are only one, and you can't protect my parents, Ningrou, Jiannan, the parents and girlfriend of the **** at the same time, so I want to ask you if you have any countermeasures."
The fox demon thought for a while, and the cute guy asked: "Can I call my friends over?"
(Gu worm information reference: Baidu Encyclopedia, slightly modified, this is a novel, you don’t need to be too serious~~)
(Three changes today.)