The Lame Daoist Priest: The one hundred and ninth day martial arts club recruits people

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"Don't be afraid, I will find a solution." I rubbed my eyes: "Cousin, can you please drive faster, I'm almost sleepy." It's so late and there are no more cars on the road. The big cousin's speed was only 40KM/hour. I looked at the odometer and couldn't help but urge.

"Okay! Sit down!" As he said, the big cousin stepped on the gas pedal to the end! The car rushed out like an arrow!

"Hey, slow down, slow down..."

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The next day, early morning.

I only slept for more than two hours, then got up and meditated in the courtyard.

The big cousin stayed in bed until seven o'clock, then got up reluctantly. After getting up, she brushed her teeth slowly, and then she seemed to remember something! I took a look at the time, threw the toothbrush away, washed my face quickly, gathered my hair, pulled me and ran out!

The aunt hurriedly stood at the door, blocking our way: "Zibing! What are you doing? Do you have a fever?!" The aunt touched her forehead.

"Nothing, Mom! I'm worried! There is an event in the martial arts club today, I want to take Xiaolong to see it!"

"Why do you take Xiaolong to your school activities?"

I also echoed: "Yes, big cousin, what am I going to do for your school activities?"

The big cousin glared at me fiercely: "Shut up!"

The aunt blamed: "Zi Bing, what are you doing? Bullying your cousin? Xiaolong doesn't like to go with you, don't you let it go?"

The big cousin looked at me pleadingly and said: "Xiaolong, my one... I dare not."

I see... It turns out that my cousin dare not go to school after seeing a ghost last night. I knew that she must have nothing good after hell. But who told me not to fix those hanged ghosts last night? In desperation, I had no choice but to say to my aunt: "Auntie, I'm idle at home anyway, so I'll go out with my cousin for a walk."

So, I was dragged out by my big cousin...

And I do want to drop by to see those hanged ghosts.

In the car, I called the bastard. The **** said he had notified his eldest sister. Now the eldest sister should have arrived at the train station. Then he sighed: "Oh, it's good to be a ghost! Sit down! You don’t need to buy a ticket for the train!"

I replied silently: "Do you want to not buy a ticket? Simply, open the power distribution cabinet in our store, touch the wire with your hand, and the voltage is 380. It will not take long for you to achieve your greatness. I have a wish."

"Look, big brother, I'm just kidding, don't you? You take it seriously." The **** despised me, and then said: "Oh, yes, sister Xiaoling's eyes seem to be swollen these days, I asked She doesn’t say if someone is bullying her. Don’t worry, big brother, let me find out who made Xiaoling unhappy, and I’m sure to let him know why Banerzhuan is so popular!!"

Sister Xiaoling... Every morning, she sends me a message and doesn't take the initiative to call me, such as these two days.

‘As long as you are willing to believe in love, happiness will stay in your heart forever. To love someone with all your heart is equivalent to owning the whole world. ’

'Long, are you happy these two days? I learned a braised elbow again, and I can make it for you when I have time. (*^__^*)……’

Every time I see these messages, I feel a pain in my heart. I want to reply to her: "Okay."

But...no!

Life is one entanglement after another.

For these messages, I haven't responded to a word. Maybe after a long time, Sister Xiaoling will forget me... But I'm not sure, because her personality is too specific, just like me. , We have experienced so much together, it is easier said than done if we want to forget each other.

When I am alone in the evening, I will take out her photos and look at it for an hour. I remember the little things in the past, and the corners of my mouth will always smile unconsciously...

I forced a smile and said to the bitch: "Well, I must let that person know and bully sister Xiaoling's fate."

Said a few more words with the bitch, and I hung up the phone.

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The university’s extracurricular activities are rich and varied, and there are so many clubs and so on. There are many types of dance clubs, calligraphy clubs, tea clubs, magic clubs, etc. The eldest cousin joined the martial arts club. Today is the day for the martial arts club to promote and recruit people. The eldest cousin knew that I was good at it and wanted to take me to show off and satisfy her vanity. This made me feel a little speechless.

But the big cousin said, it's all on me, who told me to let her watch the hanged ghost last night.

In my opinion, the big cousin has a big personality and is not afraid at all. She brought me over today just to show off. But I have already decided, and I will never do it later! Because my martial arts are not used as a show! ! Besides, I don't like to show my difference in front of others.

Telling the big cousin that I am a Taoist priest is totally helpless, but it doesn’t matter. There are many people who know my identity, such as my employer, Boss Shi, Boss Qian, etc., so this is not a big secret. , It doesn't matter to tell her. Hidden Energy, Magic Rain Pavilion, and Space Ring are the big secrets!

When I came to school, I didn’t open my eyes, so I couldn’t see the ghosts. As for the big cousin, she didn’t even look at the tree. It was obvious that she was not afraid of ghosts at all...

This event was held at the entrance of the gymnasium. When we came to the entrance of the gymnasium, we found that there were already a few tables and chairs at the entrance, and there were a few whiteboards beside them. There were colorful posters on the whiteboards. Yes:

The martial arts club is recruiting!

The Seven Monsters of the South of the Yangtze River are missing you!

Join a martial arts club! The eighteen palms of the dragon is no longer a dream! Dugu Nine Swords is no longer a dream! The girl is no longer a dream! !

Seeing the big cousin coming over, a tall young man came over and said hello: "Zi Bing, who is this next to you?"

This young man is about 1.9 meters tall, and I stand next to him at a height of 7.5 meters, a bit like a child.

The big cousin said: "Master, you came so early." Then, the big cousin introduced: "Little dragon, this is my master Tian Lin, who taught me Wing Chun. Master, this is me. Cousin, brought him over to play today."

The young man stretched out his hand friendly and said: "Hello."

Since they are so polite, I also stretched out my hand and shook him. But as soon as he held his hand, he suddenly exerted force! Pinch my hand hard!

I raised my head and looked at him. He was still smiling, and I frowned slightly. Is this trying to give me a bit of power?

I squeezed his hand calmly and his expression changed instantly! Just squeezed, I withdrew my hand and said a little apologetically: "Sorry, I'm from the country, I haven't read a book, and I only have strength. Did you hurt you just now? Please forgive me for being impolite. Place."

What I said was actually a mockery of his rudeness. He glanced at me and didn't say anything. Instead, he looked at his cousin Lu Zibing and said: "Zibing, how is the Wing Chun training I taught you?"

"Very good, it looks good, my parents praise me for playing well."

After a few words with this Tian Lin, the big cousin took me to the table and said to a young man with glasses: "Excuse me, President, I'm late."

The young man with glasses pushed his eyes down and said, "It's okay, just a few people can move out this stuff... Is the student you brought want to sign up for our martial arts club? Hello, my student. It’s the president of the Wushu Club, and my name is Wang Jianwei.” As he said, he also stretched out his hand, expressing that he wanted to shake it with me.

Coming again?

I shook his hand, but Wang Jianwei didn't use force, just a normal handshake.

I smiled and said: "You misunderstood, I am not a student of this school, Lu Zibing is my eldest cousin, I came to play with."

"Oh? It turned out to be my cousin, come here, please sit down." The president said enthusiastically.

I politely refused. Wang Jianwei looks good, but no matter how you look at it, I don't think he looks like a martial artist, because you can tell from every move that there is nothing like a martial artist should be.

There are a lot of people coming in and out of the gymnasium. I stood by and watched. My cousin and more than 20 martial arts clubs pulled in and out of the students and asked: "Classmates, do you want to join the martial arts club? , Enhance physical fitness."

Three or five people signed up soon, and several other members of the martial arts club demonstrated martial arts, what Shaolin Changquan, Wing Chunquan and so on.

After half an hour...

The big cousin and the others are still enthusiastic about the promotion, and suddenly three people in taekwondo suits walked over from a distance, and the leader wore a red belt around his waist.

I have seen the classification of taekwondo before. If I remember correctly, the red belt already represents a very high level, and the black belt on top. In fact, the people with the red belt are very powerful. If you want to test the red belt, you must split a brick with a hand knife, and kick two bricks with a side kick! Since these were seen a long time ago, I only remember so much.

However, in my eyes, he is just a kid. If I start, I promise to stun him within five seconds! After all, I have experienced too much life-and-death fighting and inhuman special training. And... from the looks of them, it seems that they are here to find something.

Sure enough, the guy in the lead came over, looked at the members of the martial arts club who was demonstrating martial arts, and said contemptuously: "You guys can only lie to newcomers."

The president said slowly and methodically: "Wang Dongsheng, today is our martial arts club recruiting members, please don't cause trouble."

"Who said I'm here to cause trouble? I'm here to learn from each other! Classmates, don't be fooled by the martial arts club, what can you learn about martial arts? It's all fist embroidering! No practicality! Come on! Let's Taekwondo Club! Taekwondo is the king of martial arts!" As he said, Wang Dongsheng made a side kick, and suddenly a girl who had just joined the martial arts club screamed with eyes full of little stars.

But I frowned. This person is so slanderous of his country's martial arts, admiring foreign and foreigners, and he is extremely ignorant!