The Lame Daoist Priest: The one hundred and tenth festival of martial arts boom

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I heard him say that the people in the martial arts club only know how to embroider their legs. Tian Lin, who disarmed me just now, said dissatisfied: "Wang Dongsheng, what the **** did you come here to pretend? Get out of here immediately, otherwise you will be in the hospital for a few months!!!"

Wang Dongsheng seemed to have heard the most funny joke in the world. He laughed forward and backward. He arrogantly pointed to Tian Lin and another person and said, "You, you, come together! In front of so many classmates, I dare to promise : If you put me in the hospital and count your skills, you don’t need to pay a point for the medical expenses. On the contrary, if you are put into the hospital by me, I will generously pay you to treat your illness, hahaha..." , He burst out laughing.

Tian Lin said: "Martial arts study, one-on-one!"

"Let's play with you two together, one on one with you, it is really not challenging, and I also want to tell everyone what is the real attack!" Wang Dongsheng said arrogantly.

Hearing the other party's insult, Tian Lin gave a low voice, clenched his fist and hit Wang Dongsheng in the chest!

Not far from my side, a woman from a martial arts club asked the president: "President, can Tian Lin's Wing Chun boxing win?"

The president pushed the glasses: "No, even I can hardly stop Wang Dongsheng's 20 moves."

I’m a bit speechless while I’m standing on the side. This president doesn’t look like a martial artist. He is considered a'master' in the martial arts club. According to him, Tian Lin is not as good as him. It is estimated that within four or five moves. Will lose.

At this moment, Tian Lin's fist was about to hit Wang Dongsheng's chest! Wang Dongsheng raised his foot suddenly and hit Tian Lin's arm very quickly! At the same time, he jumped a step backward, and there was a kick in the air! The toe directly hit Tian Lin's chin! !

This trick is very proficient, and it seems to have been practiced hundreds of times. It gives people a very neat feeling and is not sloppy.

The use of this trick also aroused the amazement of the nearby onlookers.

The chin is a weaker part of the human body. After being hit, there will be a brief dizziness. And Tian Lin was like this at this time. After he was hit, he took a few steps back and slumped on the ground. Wang Dongsheng said arrogantly: "Huh, I only used three points... Classmates, come and join the Taekwondo Club! I said earlier that martial arts is just a fist and embroidered legs. It has no practicality other than performance! And I just proved this. A little!"

Soon a few people came over to chat up: "Senior, after joining the Taekwondo Club, can I be as good as you?"

Wang Dongsheng said: "Practice hard, and sooner or later you can reach my level!"

Wang Dongsheng’s practice of hitting the field made the big cousin very angry. She pointed to Wang Dongsheng and said: "Fuck me!"

Behind Wang Dongsheng, a young man in a taekwondo suit stood up and said, "What are you? Dare to talk to our boss like this?"

There are more and more people here, and the big cousin stomped angrily and shouted to me: "Little dragon! Come and teach him!"

Everyone’s eyes were focused on me, and I said calmly: “Practicing martial arts is to strengthen your body, strengthen your physique, and hone your will. Martial arts are not used for shows.” I mean it’s obvious, I am Won't make a move.

Wang Dongsheng said arrogantly: "A group of rubbish, everyone has seen, they dare not do it, they can only find this excuse to deal with, let's come to the Taekwondo Club! At least we have the spirit of not fearing powerful enemies! Even if we lose I won’t make any excuses!"

Tian Lin got up from the ground at this moment, and spit out a **** saliva. He was defeated by the opponent with a trick just now, so his face could not be hung up, and his red eyes rushed up again! There are no more moves at all, it's just a fight and a mess, and it is estimated that he will lose faster.

Sure enough, Wang Dongsheng used a forward kick without any haste, kicked Tian Lin's chest, and kicked Tian Lin back several steps.

Wang Dongsheng slowly put down his legs, and said with a cold hum: "Your martial arts club will close sooner. Everyone can see that martial arts is just a fist embroidered leg. Students who want to learn taekwondo, come with us to the taekwondo club!"

This person is so slanderous of his own martial arts, which makes me feel a bit dissatisfied. If this continues, won't the national martial arts be lost? Just like Chinese medicine, it gradually declines.

"Hold on." I stopped him: "Chinese martial arts has a long history, and there are many systems and schools. Each martial arts has its strengths and weaknesses. It's not as good as you said. Taekwondo is powerful, but it is foreign after all. Things, as a native of your country, even if you don’t want to promote your martial arts, you shouldn’t be so slanderous!"

Wang Dongsheng sneered: "It is obvious to all that Taekwondo is indeed better than martial arts, do you not agree with you to make gestures?"

"Practice martial arts first." I said faintly, "Look at your steady pace and strong strength. If you want to say that you can chop firewood and pick water, you are still too far behind if you want to fight with me. "

When my cousin saw me saying this, she hurriedly said: "Xiaolong, let him know how powerful Chinese martial arts are!"

I spread my hands: "As I said just now, let me go back to the country to chop firewood and pick some water. It's okay to pick up some water. If he wants to do something with me, he is still too far behind, so he still avoids it. "There was a hint of irony in my words.

The people here got together more and more, and soon they were surrounded by water. The people who had just gathered around asked in a low voice, what happened here, and the people in the know explained it.

Wang Dongsheng looked at me up and down: "Hmph, when I hit him just now, I only used 30% of my strength. Now, I will let you know how powerful taekwondo is in front of everyone!" Then, he rushed at me. Came over, and took a few strides, a volley side kick to my left cheek!

The president of the martial arts club said to the side: "What a fierce kick! If it's me, I must avoid the edge! Cousin, hide away..."

He just said this, my footsteps moved slightly, flashed to the side of Wang Dongsheng, and kicked his waist! He was already in the air, and was kicked by me for two or three meters. He landed on the ground and rolled three times before he stopped! !

The audience was silent! ! ! ! !

Senior Wang, who was as fierce as a cheetah just now, was kicked to the ground? This is impossible! It must be an illusion...

The president's mouth has opened into an O shape.

The big cousin looked at Wang Dongsheng on the ground with a smug look, and said: "Have you seen it? This is the real kung fu! The cousin is right what you said just now, your two blows are also suitable for chopping wood. Pick and carry water!"

Wang Dongsheng couldn't hold his face anymore, stood up and argued: "What kind of martial arts is that trick? Only Taekwondo is good at using legs! In my opinion, what you just used is taekwondo! There is a kind of you don't use legs!" /

I smiled: "Who just said that even if you lose, you won't make excuses? Good! No legs, no legs. Today I will let you see the real Chinese martial arts!" T-step, made a 16-way grappling hand start style! This starting style is good for offense and defense, and can quickly evolve into a 16-way grabbing move.

Wang Dongsheng rushed over again! Kicked to my chest! This time he learned well and didn't dare to jump anymore.

This kick is fast and fierce in the eyes of ordinary people, but in my opinion it is full of loopholes. Grasp his ankle precisely, turn around against his leg, and hit his back with an elbow!

Under his pain, both arms conditioned reflexively. I grabbed one of his arms and instantly grabbed his hand with sixteen ways, suppressing him half-kneeling on the ground, unable to move! I said indifferently: "Reflection, Taekwondo and Chinese martial arts have their own strengths. Don't belittle your own country too much. Don't forget, you are also Chinese."

After speaking, I let go of his arm, turned and walked towards the shade.

The other two in Taekwondo suits hurried over and helped Wang Dongsheng. Wang Dongsheng threw off the arms of the two people and said angrily: "Go!"

Then...

Before the three of Wang Dongsheng took a few steps, all the onlookers crowded to the registration table: "I want to join the martial arts club!"

"Don't grab it, I'll be here first! Go and line up behind!"

"Damn, the people in front are more careful, don't jump in line!"

The popularity made me feel speechless. Wang Dongsheng and the others almost fell to the ground with anger. In desperation, they could only walk away in embarrassment.

I was also surrounded by a group of people, and they were all talking.

"Senior! Accept me as a disciple!"

"You are so awesome, handsome, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Big brother! You are too fierce! Red belt master! That's a red belt master! You can do it with a trick you understate! I want to learn that trick too, let me teach as much tuition!"

I hurriedly pressed my hands and said, "Everyone stays quiet. Actually, learning martial arts is mainly for self-defense, followed by self-cultivation and physical fitness. Don’t pursue beating too much, but use it to help others. As for what type of martial arts to learn? In fact, each school of martial arts is the brainchild of the seniors, and each has its own strengths. Each of them is very powerful at high levels. Finally, I would like to remind everyone, you are students, don’t Pursue martial arts too much and waste your studies. Okay, that’s it for today, I’m leaving, if you want to learn martial arts, the president will teach you."

Speaking, I winked at my big cousin and signaled that I was leaving first. These students are crazy. I just gave a simple lesson to Wang Dongsheng, but I did not expect to become a star...

Leaving the school like running away, stopped a car at the school gate, the driver asked me where I was going, I thought about it and said: "Take me to a large shopping mall nearby, don't drive too far."

I want to buy some gifts for old parents, bitches, and the children of the **** sister. Of course, the aunt's family is also indispensable, after all, they are so enthusiastic, it is not good not to buy some gifts.

At the end of the day, I was full of shopping bags and spent more than 20,000 yuan, and I couldn't help but sigh: The clothes are so expensive!

At this time, it was almost eight o'clock in the evening, and the eldest sister arrived at 8:30, so I took another taxi and went straight to the train station... If the eldest sister also had a female hero, it would be great.