The Lame Daoist Priest: The two hundred and tenth festival, the cheating seal of the devil descending

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She has fierce features and looks very scary. When I painted the runes, she still bite with her mouth open, trying to bite my brush!

This is a baby, if she bites him badly, you will lose a lot!

Because my basic skills in drawing amulets are pretty good, I soon successfully drew the "Symbol of Falling Devil" on her head! Since the runes were drawn with this special brush, the runes shone with a faint light!

It should work...

Just when I thought about this, I just listened to the roar of the monsters under my feet getting louder and louder! From the initial wailing to a low roar, from a low roar to a big roar, from a big roar to a crazy roar! The strength of struggling is getting stronger and stronger! Finally, he just sat up suddenly! Almost knocked me to the ground! !

What a great strength! !

What's the matter? Where does this monster have such great power? Since there is so much strength, why not just use it? After I removed my shoulder joints and drew a mark on my forehead...

Symbols? !

Could it be that the reason why the monster became crazy is because of the seal? !

Isn't paralysis cheating? Which is the seal of falling demon? This tm is the legendary corpse talisman designed to make corpses crazy! The monster opened his mouth at this time, yelling frantically, and biting at me at the same time! I was so scared that I turned and ran! The expression and roar of this thing are really scary! Even I feel my heart beating faster! Just want to stay away from it! !

It's a pity that I didn't dare to run too fast, the female monster kept yelling behind me! The feeling that the monster is behind you is really cool! My heart is about to jump out! This old liar is really cheating! It's so miserable for me! What kind of charm is this sign? My grass......

Isn’t it the old liar who has seen too many pornographic films recently and has hallucinations? No wonder he yawned when the "video" was connected just now!

I speeded up and rushed forward a few steps, entered the woods, looked at a branch about 2.5 meters above the ground, slammed on the ground, and jumped to a height of nearly one meter! Grab the branch firmly! Then turned it up!

The female monster roars below, very scary! I stood on the branch and panted slightly, feeling a bit cold all over, I am not afraid of zombies, the point is that this female monster's crazy appearance is too scary! The eyes and the distorted facial expressions are particularly horrible! This has more visual impact than the zombie evil spirits! I dare not go on doing it anymore! !

If you tell a **** about this in the future, the **** will definitely ask again: "Big Brother, you have been a Taoist priest for so long, and you have seen so many ghosts, why are you so scared?"

I just want to answer one sentence: "You tm go try it! The dark woods, the ferocious female monster, the ferocious monster, it's also screaming crazy, it can scare people to death!"

I'm just wondering, how could the seal of demon be ineffective? The reason why I scolded the old liar in secret just now was completely frightened. The old liar should not be mistaken, it is indeed the seal of demons, but why not only can the seal of demons not be demonized, it has a counterproductive effect after being painted?

This point makes me very puzzling...

After squatting in the tree for several minutes, after the fear was completely calmed down, I suddenly realized that I could still use the hidden energy as a long-range attack method! So the right hand instantly flamed, and a flame spurted from the palm and enveloped her!

She seemed to be afraid of the flames, turned and ran towards the coffin, then jumped directly into it.

Why didn't I just maimed her? Because she is crazy now! Speed ​​and power rose geometrically! Of course I can subdue her, but I have to use strength and speed that surpass ordinary people. Doing so will reduce my lifespan. For a monster, it's not worth it...

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Squatted in the tree all night, the next day I was exhausted, after all, I hadn't closed my eyes for three days.

I returned to the village, ready to take a rest, and think of a solution at night. This deceptive rune of Devil Dropping is definitely no longer usable.

Back to the old village chief’s house, just when I was about to fall asleep, the **** and Daoist Qingyang came back! Woke me up as soon as I entered the room.

The **** complained: "Brother, your little life is very moist! Daoist Qingyang and I are exhausted in the past two days."

I sat up, rubbed my forehead and asked: "Has the identification result come out?"

"It's coming out, but the doctor that Daoist Qingyang was looking for is too unreliable!" said the unreliable bitch.

"What's the matter?"

The **** said: "Because we identified a broken arm, this thing cannot be taken on the table, it must be done in secret. So Fellow Qingyang found a doctor friend, this doctor friend, also tm is a The doctor in the mental hospital. After the test, the guy said that this arm was left by his alien friend, and said that we killed his alien friend and wanted to sue us in the interstellar court and let the judge impeach me. A hundred times, this whole thing is crazy!!!"

Daoist Qingyang hurriedly defended his friend: "He was sick at the time. After more than ten minutes, didn't he return to normal again? Anyway, the test results came out." Daoist Qingyang looked at me: "My friend is not very professional, so it was just a laboratory test that the owner of the broken arm was a dead person."

I helplessly asked: "You have been walking for three days and only got such a little news?"

"Brother, that's a lot! I've been driven crazy by his friend in the past two days!"

I sighed secretly: "I knew I would not let you go. In fact, I also knew that those monsters were not living creatures. On the day you left, I fought one of the monsters and beat them. Can, then I took a closer look and found that the monster had no sun fire, no heartbeat, no pulse."

"My grass! Brother, you disabled one?"

"Well, that night, I did maimed a monster, but it was raining. I ran back to the village to take shelter from the rain. When I went to see the next day, I found that the monster was missing! And that family portrait There is also a monster missing. I don’t know if the monster was taken away by the beast or what happened. It just disappeared out of thin air."

The **** thought for a while, and asked solemnly: "Big brother, did you think it was Ultraman who rescued him?"

"Falling." I said angrily: "I haven't closed my eyes for three days. Now I have to take a rest. When I wake up, I will find a way to get rid of those monsters."

"Okay, big brother, then you go to bed first." The **** said while chewing on the rice that was just stolen from the ground: "Today the client'Brother Wang' is going to come and have a look. I will be with Qingyang later. Fellow Daoists have to receive him."

"Client? What is he doing here? The monster hasn't been killed yet, isn't he afraid of death?"

While gnawing the corn, the **** said bluntly: "I'm not yet a fellow Qingyang, I brag to others that the commission will be completed immediately, so that'Brother Wang' can rest assured. After listening to this, Brother Wang got excited. I was anxious, so I said I would come and have a look."

The old Daoist Qingyang blushed, and lightly stroked his hairstyle and said, "It's not because I said I would change people. I was so excited that I lied to him and said that I could do it right away. I didn't lie to him for the money. Think about it, the three great masters of us can't deal with the old photos together, and letting other daoists come is a death! So for the safety of other daoists, I can only tell a white lie! "

Although Daoist Qingyang said he was not for money, but I know that this product is for money! What he is telling now is a white lie.

I rubbed my forehead: "Go to the reception, I'll rest and rest." As I said, I lay directly on the tukang, and no longer talked to Daoist Qingyang and the bastard...

Just as I was about to fall asleep, the **** suddenly rushed in! Holding a piece of roasted corn in his hand, he said: "Brother! The corn is so awesome! You taste it! Quick!"

I sighed: "I sleep and don't eat."

"Oh, sorry, big brother, I forgot." As he said, the **** smiled apologetically at me and took the door and walked out.

Then... When I was about to fall asleep again, the **** opened the door again, wearing a flower apron and said: "Big brother! You have worked hard these days! I am going to cook something for you myself. What do you want to eat? I prepared eight dishes, potato shreds, potato chips, potato chips, potato wedges, potato mash, braised small potatoes, braised old potatoes, potato cabbage. See if there is anything else you can add ?" The **** reported the names of the eight dishes in one go.

I said frantically: "Don't eat! I want to sleep!"

The **** patted his head: "Oh, big brother, look at my memory, so I won't disturb you, you continue to sleep." The **** smiled apologetically, helped me bring the door, and walked out.

I came to the door, plugged in the door lock, and then went back to the Tukang to continue sleeping, in case anyone came in and disturbed me.

And just as I was about to fall asleep for the third time, there was the sound of pushing the door outside! After the other party found that the door was locked, there was no movement. Just when I was secretly proud and said that fortunately I had been prepared, I only heard a voice outside: "I'll fight!!"

Then the door was kicked open! The **** stood at the door and put on the signature action of the Kung Fu superstar Bruce Lee. I can't stand it anymore! Carry the sole of the shoe and pat it at the bitch! Nima is too cheap! People can't sleep well if they want to sleep!

The **** saw me rushing over with the soles of my shoes, he jumped in shock, and then hurried to the door!

He yelled as he ran: "Brother, don't beat me! I thought of a great idea! I can't wait to tell you!"

I stopped and pointed at the **** with the sole of my shoe and said, "If you don't tell me a good idea today, I will shoot you to death! Let you go to Netherworld to report to Master!"

The **** was not angry, and said solemnly: "Brother, my approach is like this... A month of black and windy night, next to Wang's ancestral grave. I was wearing a Taoist robe, with a peach wood sword on my back, and an autumn breeze was blowing. Then, I rolled up the corner of my clothes, and then I slowly raised my right hand and sang "Black Cat Sheriff" with the microphone!!!"

(Three updates today, release later on the second and third.)