The Lame Daoist Priest: Thirty-fifth horror film? Funny film. .

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In order to let the **** understand the difference between ghosts and people more deeply, I specially moved the DVD player at home and rented a lot of ghost movies to him, but this silly ghost movie can be watched. The belly laughter makes me very speechless. Do you think this is a sketch? Why didn't I find something funny?

So the **** became a frequent visitor to me. He came to report at 7 o'clock every morning. Except for dinner time, he kept watching horror movies. The laugh was a happy one. One time he almost pulled over without a smile.

My rib injury has been healed, and there is no sequelae. When I asked the heroine where the medicine came from, she replied: "I will try not to get hurt in the future. I don’t need to take medicine. The rest Don't ask too much."

The bastard's parents only visited him once, and his attitude was not very good. It seemed that he didn't care about the life and death of the bastard. His parents were employees of a state-owned enterprise. I heard that the **** was mentally ill and embarrassed them, so they usually Very indifferent to the bitch.

The **** has no discernment price. Every day when Xu Xiaoling comes to visit me, she still looks at ghost movies and laughs loudly. In desperation, I can only take Xu Xiaoling to ‘refuge’ downstairs.

We were sitting on the bench downstairs, and Xu Xiaoling asked: "When are you going to leave the hospital? Also, I have found what you asked me to check."

"Oh? Really?"

"Well, you asked me to help you find a commercial house. It's not very conspicuous. It's a little closer to your house. The rent is cheaper. I found it. There is a two-story commercial house on the street behind the museum. Rental, rent, 35 thousand per year. But I suggest you buy it directly, I don’t know why, he sells it very cheaply, only 650,000, according to normal circumstances, the double-storey commercial house there is more than 1 million. "Xu Xiaoling analyzed carefully.

Xu Xiaoling knows that I have millions of remunerations, but I haven’t got it yet. The total remuneration is 3 million, of which one million is formal remuneration, and the other 2 million is hush fee. At that time, the business was Cheng Cheng. Dong introduced that according to 28 points, he would have to pay 200,000 to him for one million formal remuneration. As for the sealing fee, it was my mouth, so there is no need to distribute it to him. Besides, 200,000 is already a lot, and the remaining money I still want to do good deeds.

I chuckled and analyzed: "In my opinion, the reason why the house is so cheap has two possibilities. First, the seller is a liar and wants to empty the glove white wolf. Second, the house is haunted. , I want to get rid of the news before it gets out, otherwise, when everyone knows, even if it’s only sold for 100,000, no one would dare to ask for it. In my opinion, the second possibility is bigger~"

"Well, I think so too, so during the day, I went to the nearby area to inquire about it. Sure enough, there were some mysterious rumors, saying that the commercial house was clearly locked, but the sound of men and women quarreling would be heard at night. Very weird." Xu Xiaoling has been in contact with me a lot, and is not so scared to talk about ghosts and gods.

I took out my phone to check the time and found that it was half past six, so I said: "Sister Xiaoling, you are waiting for me here, I will go back and change my clothes, and then take you home."

Xu Xiaoling nodded, I ran all the way back to the ward, changed my clothes, told the **** that I was going out, and ran back downstairs.

Sit on the bus with Xu Xiaoling for an hour and came to her rented area. Standing downstairs, Xu Xiaoling said: "Go up and sit for a while."

I nodded, followed her upstairs, sat on the sofa, and watched her go to the kitchen to make tea. I rolled my eyes, and suddenly clutched my chest and said, "Oh, it's miserable. My ribs are broken again and I can't move. It seems I can't leave tonight."

Xu Xiaoling came in with a cup of tea and glared at me: "What are you doing? Want to be a gangster? How about calling my aunt and asking her to pick you up?"

We talked and laughed for a while. After a cup of tea, I stood up and said, "Sister Xiaoling, it's late, I should go back. I will go to the museum to see you at noon tomorrow, and then let's go see the house, and I will consider Is it to buy or rent."

"Well, then you pay attention to safety."

"Don't worry, I can hit five of them all right now." I smiled and opened the door and walked out.

At this time, it just happened to be able to catch the last bus.

Riding on the last train in the legend, I found that there were very few people. I only counted as three. But I can be sure that the other two are all people. After all, the so-called last train is just a ghost story.

Back to the ward, I found that Yang Jiannan was still watching ghost movies and was covering his mouth. I ignored him. Instead, I called Xu Xiaoling and told her that I was safely in the hospital and asked her to rest early.

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The next day, I got up early and the injury was healed. I took a lead block for daily training, but it was inconvenient to draw symbols in the hospital, so my training items were only running and meditation.

I asked the female hero about her internal strength. She doesn't know how to practice. It seems that this question has to be asked the old liar. I am going to draw a communication sign in the next few days to contact the old liar.

I obviously feel that the internal force and hidden energy in my body are more than before. Now I can control the hidden energy to ignite a flame in the palm of my hand. It is very fun, but the damage is limited, and it seems that I can't use it in fighting.

I said hello to the **** and asked him to continue watching ghost movies in my ward. I dressed up and came to the China Group. Of course, the bleeding sister also followed me silently.

I called Chen Jianmin last night. He said that I can come over today. He called Chen Jianmin and he asked me to go to the conference room on the 12th floor.

After the meeting, he didn’t verbose, and he handed me a bank card and said, “There are three million in it, and the password is six zeros. This is your remuneration and hush fee, because you did a good job this time. , The family has given me a lot of benefits. If you have any help in the future, just speak up. And the slaughterhouse, I have already contacted you. When you want to go, call this and mention me The name is enough.” As he said, he handed me a piece of paper with a mobile phone number on it.

"Thank you." I took the bank card and the note and said.

"You are welcome, I have another meeting to attend, so I won't accompany you anymore. Let's talk another day and call if I have something to do." Chen Jianmin shook his cell phone and said.

Leaving the Huaxia Group, I said to the bleeding sister behind me: "Sister, I will take out the money later and give you the money I owe you."

The eldest sister asked sinisterly: "Can you send me the money~~"

I took out 13,000 yuan and followed the instructions of my eldest sister, and came to Postal Savings. She told me the card number and the name of the person who opened the account. I curiously asked in a low voice, "Elder sister, who are you sending money to?"

"My mom~~'" the **** elder sister said grimly.

After the remittance, the **** sister said that she would leave for a few days, but she would be back in a few days. I said that you are free. After you come back, just go to my house and find me.

I checked the time, it was only half past nine, I took another 20,000 yuan, returned home, gave the money to my mother, said that it was given by the China Group, it was settled on a monthly basis, and also subsidized Ten thousand yuan for medical expenses.

Back to the room, I found Murong Daiyu standing in front of the window. I greeted her, told her about buying a house and asked her for advice, but she said, "You have grown up. Decide for yourself, but remember to do more good deeds in the future."

I nodded and said solemnly: "Don’t worry, woman, you won’t be disappointed. I’ll go through the discharge procedures in the afternoon, and I’ll start drawing the messenger tomorrow morning to try to let you go to Netherworld earlier, and wait for your reincarnation. , I will visit you."

After finishing speaking, I took only a few bull's eyes, five Yin Talisman, and five Qingxin Talisman to leave. Of course, the Chengying Sword had been pinned to the waist of the pants. Actually I want to bring the fan of Niu A, but General Long Chen has not come yet, I don’t know how to use the fan, and under normal circumstances, the Shadow Sword can deal with most ghosts, so I don’t rush to use it. Fan.

When I came to the entrance of the museum, I took out my mobile phone and looked at it. I found that I was away from get off work in a few minutes, so I called Xu Xiaoling and Cheng Dong respectively and told them that I was at the door.

Xu Xiaoling came out soon. After a while, Cheng Dong also took a woman out. I saw this woman and she was also working in a museum. Cheng Dong gave up Xu Xiaoling's thoughts a few days ago. Visited me twice in the hospital.

I smiled and said, "Tongzi, it's very sweet."

"Brother Xiaolong laughed, how are you recovering?"

"Not bad, I came here to give you money today. Of course, by the way, I will invite you to have a meal. By the way, do you have a bank card of **** bank? I will transfer the money directly to you."

Cheng Dong is almost laughing and blooming, but still pretends not to care, and said: "Don't worry, don't worry, I'll talk about it after dinner."

Cheng Dong’s new girlfriend was very curious about the comparison, and asked me: "Cousin, when did you Guan Dongzi borrow money..."

Actually, I am also well-known in the museum. Because of Xu Xiaoling's mysterious identity, beautiful person, gentle personality, and good popularity, it has attracted everyone's attention. My "cousin" has also become a topic of discussion.

After lunch, a group of us came to the bank. Cheng Dong took advantage of his girlfriend’s attention and said in a low voice, “Brother Xiaolong, several customers have come to me recently, but because of your injuries, I gave them all. Pushed."

"My injury is almost recovered and I can take business. You first record the customer information and tell them that you will help them in these two days." I also whispered.

The transfer of 200,000 yuan to Cheng Dong, he was also very happy, and said: "Brother Xiaolong, it is so promising to follow you, I want to quit my job in the museum."

I said you don’t think so. There are so many supernatural events in the world. When you can’t find a customer in the future, you will cry. It’s better to have a stable job.

After the transfer, Cheng Dong took his girlfriend away, and Xu Xiaoling joked: "Xiaolong, you became a millionaire in a blink of an eye. See if your sister usually treats you well, should you give me a bit? ?"

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