The Lame Daoist Priest: Thirty-fourth, the best bitch

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It didn't take long for my mother to bring Wang Shan back, but when my father saw that I was okay, he had already rushed back to work.

Xu Xiaoling said to her mother: "Auntie, you haven't slept all night, so go back and rest. I'll take care of Xiaolong here."

My mother didn't refuse, she winked at me and retreated.

I said to Xu Xiaoling: "Sister Xiaoling, there are three things waiting for me to do now."

Xu Xiaoling said unhappily: "Are you still going to risk fighting ghosts? Tell you, no! Give me lie here, don’t go anywhere!"

I was choked, and said with some lack of confidence: "Um, actually the first thing, I want you to help me get up, I want to go to the bathroom."

Xu Xiaoling's face turned red and lifted me up. Although it was not the first close contact, the scent on her body still made me feel relaxed and happy.

Coming out of the bathroom comfortably, I looked at Wang Shan and said, "The second thing, Qianqian, where is the person who was hit by the chair? I'm going to visit him."

"On the third floor, I went there once in the morning. The brother had a bandage on his head, but fortunately it was only a minor concussion. Let's go, Brother Xiaolong, I will take you to see."

I nodded and said, "Sister Xiaoling, take the hilt in the drawer."

Xu Xiaoling once carefully observed the Yingying Sword. She said that if she read it correctly, it should be an antique from the Western Zhou Dynasty. It's a pity that this sword has only a hilt and no body. In terms of collection, the value will be It is greatly reduced, but if you meet someone who knows the goods, this is an invaluable treasure. In addition, it is a weapon to reduce the demon, so it must be kept well, and the sword will not leave the body.

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When I came to a general ward on the third floor, I saw that there were four beds in the room, two beds with patients lying on them, one of them was an old man with gray hair, and the other was a young man with gauze wrapped around his head. The young man looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him before.

After the young man saw me, he was very excited: "Huh? Brother, did your crew come to the hospital to film? Did the buddy who turned magic last time come?"

Wo trough? I remember! Isn't this the best man last time? I asked silently: "You were the one who was smashed last night?"

"Yes, I was too memorable yesterday, forget it, eldest brother, do you want a trick for your crew? Take me one! Huh? How did the big sister behind you get it? A blood bag?"

This person can actually see the bleeding sister! too weird! His eyes are not "ghost eyes", just like normal people, the pupils are black, but he can see ghosts, and he can't tell whether what he sees is a ghost or a ghost. This is too unscientific, is it he? Is it stupid?

With doubts, I smiled, sat on his bed and said: "Last time I hurriedly said goodbye, I still don't know your name."

"My name is Yang Jiannan, brother, you can call me Jiannan."

"Well, bastard, do you have a cell phone? Give me the number so we can contact you later."

Yang Jiannan hurriedly took out his beloved Nokia friend 1100, and exchanged my mobile phone number with me.

I chatted with him a few more words, and then returned to my ward, and Wang Shan, who had been picked up by her mother for dinner.

There were only two of us in the house. Xu Xiaoling asked, "Xiaolong, what's the third thing?"

While admiring the scenery outside the window, I said, “According to the surveillance video, the two doctors were likely to be fired from the hospital last night, but they were in a ghostly upper body situation, so I must go and explain to the dean. Otherwise, it would ruin the future of the two young doctors indirectly."

Xu Xiaoling said gently: "Xiaolong, you are really much more mature and consider things so well, but how are you going to convince the dean?"

"Simply expose one hand, but unfortunately I don't have any charms anymore, but I don't want to use the shadow sword, so I'll wait for Murong Daiyu to come back and talk about it. Let her bring some charms from home."

"Talisman? I have it. You left it to me last time." As he said, Xu Xiaoling took out his wallet, opened the hidden compartment, and took out a Yang Talisman from inside.

I wanted to cry without tears: "Sister, why don't you take it out earlier, take it out earlier, I don't have to break my ribs three times in a row!"

"Who told you to never tell me about ghosts, how do I know you need this charm."

"I won't say, I don't want you to be scared."

"Well, forgive you, this talisman is borrowed from you, so remember to return it later." Xu Xiaoling joked.

"Okay, it's okay to return you a hundred copies."

"Poor mouth, go find the dean, I will wait for you to come back to eat together."

I took the spell, went out happily, and inquired all the way to the dean's office. Sister Bleeding also followed. She seemed to be ordered by the heroine. Wherever I go, she will follow.

The door of the dean's office was open, and there was an old man in a white lab coat who was writing something inside. I knocked on the door politely, and he said, "Come in." without looking up.

I walked in, and he still didn't look up and said: "Sit down."

About three minutes later, he put down the pen in his hand, took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes, then looked at me and said, "I've been waiting, what can I do with you?"

"It's like this." I sorted out my thoughts and said, "I am a patient who was beaten up by a doctor last night. I came here today to clarify that it is not the fault of the two doctors. They are also involuntarily. ."

"Oh? Did they give you money? Ask you to come over and say something nice?" the dean asked seriously.

I shook my head and said, "To tell you the truth, I was fighting with some evil spirits last night, but two doctors broke in. So they were possessed by ghosts, so they appeared in the corridor to fight with me. I hope you don’t publicize this matter. I can bear the medical expenses by myself. I don’t want to wrong the good people."

"Ghost upper body?" The old dean frowned and said: "I have seen supernatural things, but I have never seen a ghost upper body, and you just said that you were fighting with evil spirits last night?" /

"Yes, I'm a Taoist priest, please look at the dean." With that, I took out the spell and ignited it with a swish. This made the old dean believe me, and he said that he would not expel the two. A doctor, this time my medical expenses are still borne by the hospital, and he also left my mobile phone number, saying that if I encounter some supernatural events in the future, he will trouble me, and I gladly agree.

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Three days later.

After taking the medicine brought back by the heroine, my illness has recovered seven or eighty-eight. It is really hard to understand. The bones are all broken. How can it be healed in just a few days?

Wang Shan has been discharged from the hospital. Her father knew something vaguely and thanked me very much. He had already taken away my household registration book and said that he would change his surname back in the past few days, so I won’t have to pay for it again in the future. And feel troubled.

There is also the superb man...Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there.

The top man's head was wrapped in gauze, a gray suit was draped over it, and he walked in with a pair of non-mainstream pants underneath, and said enthusiastically: "Big brother, how do you feel today?"

"It's okay, how about you?"

"My condition is also very good, mainly because when I was young, I practiced iron head skills with an uncle. He jumped down from the sixth floor with his big head down. After he got down, there was nothing wrong. He told me to try too. , This practice is very cool, but I did not dare to open the whole from the sixth floor, I jumped from the second floor, and the neck bone almost broke on the spot!"

I'm speechless, listening to the description, that old man must be a ‘jumping ghost’, this b is too 2, and you believe whatever people say, and you deserve it if you fall to death.

I was afraid that if I continued to communicate with him, I would become neurotic, so I changed the subject and asked: "This, bastard, where did you go to college?"

Yang Jiannan played with the corners of his clothes and said shyly: "I haven't been to college."

I was suddenly stunned by the thunder, and I cursed in an angry tone: "Fuck! You can't talk about it? Why do you want to play with the corners? You don't know that you are shirtless and dressed in a suit. Is the image ridiculous?!"

Yang Jiannan was not angry, but laughed with him: "Big brother, what about that, I'll just make a joke and entertain."

Although we have not had much contact these days, I know that he has a very good temper and is more compatible with me. Therefore, although my tone was not very good, I actually regarded him as a good friend.

Yang Jiannan sat on another bed and said, “When I was in the third grade of elementary school, I was sent to a mental hospital by my family. They said I was talking to myself in the air and had schizophrenia. I was in a mental hospital. I have lived for more than ten years. When we met a while ago, I was just discharged from the hospital, and now I have no job, and my parents are not willing to care about me. What do you say to me, brother? Please let me join the crew!"

It turns out that the **** grew up in a mental hospital with a low level of education. No wonder he can’t distinguish between people and ghosts, and his eyes are naturally able to see ghosts and monsters. The sun is surprisingly strong, and he is more practiced than mine. One year's Taoist priest is still very yang. He has no job now. Can I recruit him too and help me? Anyway, the heroine is about to leave, so it's time for me to think about my team.

Thinking of this, I said solemnly: "Bitch, in this case, you can work for me in the future, I will pay you a fixed salary every month, um...for now, I will give you a monthly salary of three thousand, how about?"

Yang Jiannan was full of excitement: "Big Brother, you are my own brother! If it weren't for you to take me in, I would be ready to go out as a waiter, only one thousand yuan a month, I still develop with the big brother! But big brother , What do I need to do? Professional practice?"

I said earnestly and earnestly: "Bitch, there are people in this world, and there are ghosts..." Then, I explained to him the difference between humans and ghosts.

However, due to the low education level of the **** and the lack of good brains, after I told him for three hours, he looked at me with contempt and said, "Big brother, it's not that I speak you, your language The expressive ability is also too bad, so you can just say that it is floating, covered in blood, and the rotten face is a ghost. I understand it."

I broke down, is this guy sent to punish me...