The Lan Family’s Aid Chapter 69:
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Lan Yan lowered his expression.
He felt he needed some quiet time.
So, he said calmly, "Knife Guard, I want to go to bed now, please don't bother me."
Yin Xiaodao didn't understand what was going on, but he responded, "Okay."
He silently turned off the computer, lay down on the bed silently, and closed his eyes silently.
He will have to live with a group of idiots every day from now on, and he will have to adapt well. The only good thing is that his girlfriend is the most normal person in Hengguan. Of course, this also means that each of those people is stupider than the last, and this is true for all people, old and young.
In the end, Lan Yan sighed again, "The sky has eyes, but I am blind."
There are so many beautiful and elegant women in the world. He just glances at them and they come in droves. But he happened to fall in love with a fool. And behind this stupid person, there is also a stupid family.
Blind, really blind.
Although he sighed like this, he felt very happy in his heart. It doesn't matter if she is stupid, he will help her figure it out. He will take care of her well.
Thinking of this, Lan Yan suddenly felt full of energy and sat up.
Yin Xiaodao looked at him suspiciously, "Silang, what's wrong with you?"
"Knife Guard, where is your family's secret book on childbirth?" He appeared with a arrogant look.
"It's in the bag." She thought for a while and explained, "Mother said that you don't know how to give birth to a baby, so she made an exception and taught you the secrets of the Yin family."
"..." Doesn't he understand very well? fart! He has been immersed in love action movies for several years. What secrets can he know better than him? He curled his lips and said, "Bring it to me and show it."
"Okay." Yin Xiaodao turned around and took out a yellowed book from his bag, then handed it to him.
Lan Yan took it and looked at the cover.
The cover is solid color, with only four calligraphy words written on it: Peerless Martial Arts.
He flipped through it, and even the inner pages were tattered. "What era is this from?"
"I don't know." She sat next to him. "Grandma passed it on to my mother, and my mother passed it on to me."
"...it's been passed down from generation to generation."
"Yes."
Lan Yan simply spread the book on the bed, and then read it while lying on his stomach.
This is an erotic/palace picture. The painting skills are superb and the artistic conception is far-reaching. It is completely different from the direct love action movies. The book exaggerates the ambiguous mood, which is vague in the first few pages, but has a heart-grabbing impatience.
Looking at it, Lan Yan’s expression changed a little. He pursed his lips and his face became tense.
Yin Xiaodao held his chin, half-lying like him. But her expression was very calm.
He glanced sideways at her, "Have you seen it?"
She nodded and asked, "Shiro, don't you understand? I'll explain it to you."
"..." What a nonsense. Looking at her stupid look, it's amazing that she can understand. He hummed, "Come here, I'll give you lessons."
Yin Xiaodao looked at him strangely, "Mother said you don't understand."
"You don't understand." Lan Yan gave her a big eye roll. "Since we are going to have babies in the future, we must study hard."
Yin Xiaodao thought, now that Cangcheng's matter is over and he has given up drugs, the next thing is to get married and have a baby. Doing your homework is really necessary. So she nodded, "Okay."
For this young couple, although the man is full of energy and restless, but since the couple's relationship has only been established for two days, Lan Yan feels that it is better to go step by step.
Learning is one thing, practice is another.
At least after Idiot understands, if he reacts, he can solve it himself openly.
With this honest idea in mind, Lan Yan spread knowledge to Yin Xiaodao. "Hey, sword guard. This kind of thing has been a matter of course since ancient times."
"Yes." Since everyone has babies this way, she and he are no exception. She asked: "Shiro, will we get married and have children after we return to Hengguan?"
"Get married first, and then... do some preludes to having a baby, and then have a baby in a few years." Although Lan Yan kept mentioning the word "having a baby", he knew that he still Can't give birth. He has a history of drug abuse for three and a half years and has only quit drug use for half a year. He is afraid of giving birth to a deformed child, a retarded child or a child addict. He smiled and said, "Knife Guard, when I get healthy, we will have some lovely babies." It doesn't matter if there are quotas or not, you can have children if you want. No big deal, fine.
Yin Xiaodao understood what he meant and held his hand, "Silang, you will definitely be healthy."
"Well, give birth to a dozen." He hugged her and smiled.
There is a lot of cheats, and Lan Yan can’t stand it without reading even a third of it.
There is no way, his certain abilities have recovered very vigorously. The little brother couldn't calm down even if he thought about it even a little bit.
He was afraid that things would turn upside down, so he stopped midway and said, "Let's learn here for today, and we'll look at it another day."
"Silang, won't you give me lessons?" Yin Xiaodao sat up.
"No way." He said gruffly.
"We have learned the secrets, when will we start practicing?" She has always been very active. In the past, when practicing martial arts, I would start training immediately after reading the theory.
"..." Lan Yan was silent for a few seconds and said, "Wait until you finish learning everything... A little knowledge can easily lead to accidents."
"Okay." Yin Xiaodao responded.
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Lan Yan and Yin Xiaodao have yet to leave to return to Hengguan. It took several days in Cangcheng.
Because I need to read the secret book.
In order to keep himself physically and mentally healthy, Lan Yan only turns a few pages a day. Then in a serious tone, he explained the process of giving birth to Yin Xiaodao.
This secret book is very powerful. Many actions cannot be completed without a certain amount of physical strength and endurance.
Lan Yan later understood that this was simply practicing martial arts in the open and secretly.
Fuck!
Which **** wrote this book? Isn’t this exhausting? A leisurely and relaxing sport that looks like a martial arts fight.
But that idiot is still eager to try. Judging from her aura, she wanted to fight with him.
The people in Hengguan are indeed a bunch of fools.
Dasha Mao.
Even though Lan Yan was very dissatisfied with this childbirth secret book, he still read the entire book.
He feels that the essence of this book lies in the prelude. You can simply ignore the difficult moves that follow.
This is what he explained to Yin Xiaodao.
She nodded, "Martial arts all start from the first move."
"..." Lan Yan thought that he was probably the only one whose girlfriend had a child with him with the mentality of practicing martial arts.
Yin Xiaodao is looking forward to the days when theory and practice will be combined.
Lan Yan is not looking forward to it. However, his little brother was rebelling against him, and he couldn't help it.
Finally, the first day of practicing secrets came.
It was August 16th, the 14th day of the seventh lunar month.
The date was chosen by Yin Xiaodao. She explained, "Tomorrow is the Ghost Festival. It is taboo to get married."
"..." Lan Yan was too lazy to argue with her and said, "I'll go downstairs and buy an accident interceptor."
"I have an accidental interceptor." Yin Xiaodao recalled the moment when Lan Yu fired, "Last time you were in danger, I didn't know how to use it." And the situation was too critical at that time, and she had no time to take out the accidental interceptor. .
Lan Yan raised the corner of his mouth and said, "I'll teach you how to use it tonight."
In the evening, he cooks and she washes the dishes.
Then comes the official experience moment.
Lan Yan behaved very perfunctorily.
Yin Xiaodao took a shower early and sat on the bed to meditate.
He glanced at her and said, "Knife guard, please remember to be merciful." He was worried that she was stupid and would really beat him up as a martial arts practice.
"Okay." She replied loudly.
Lan Yan always thought that he was not keen on practicing cheats. What he didn't expect was that his little brother reacted quickly and completely dismissed his "thinking" as fart.
When he came out of the shower, Yin Xiaodao was practicing handstands. His body was upright, showing the strength of his muscles.
He patted his forehead and murmured: "I hope I can survive tonight."
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Blue Flame is alive.
Still alive and well.
He couldn't help but admire his athleticism.
The first few pages of the cheat book are good, and they have a good idea of how to render the atmosphere. Thanks to this atmosphere, Lan Yan was not crippled by Yin Xiaodao.
Lan Yan has rich theoretical knowledge, coupled with the study of secret books, it is almost self-taught in practice.
Yin Xiaodao is quite cooperative. Even though her facial expression was lacking, he was fascinated.
Lan Yan will skip all those difficult moves. He does bed exercises, not acrobatics.
If you look back at the movement process, it is too inappropriate for children. After all, society now emphasizes harmony. Lan Yan searched for romance novels on the Internet, but couldn't find the right words to polish her first night.
He could only summarize it as, twice a night.
Because there are only two unexpected interceptors.
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After completing the level, Lan Yan and Yin Xiaodao slept together until the next day.
After Lan Yan finished exercising, he fell into a deep sleep.
Yin Xiaodao woke up early, but did not get up to practice.
She hugged Lan Yan and got close to him.
Except for the light sleep during his drug detoxification period, he snored nonstop the rest of the time.
She was used to it.
It's quiet outside the window.
On such a bright morning, Yin Xiaodao suddenly remembered the words of the old host.
She kept the signed one carefully. She firmly believed in what she signed. Now, she feels that she has achieved her wish.
She thought that before returning to Hengguan, she had to go to the temple in Cangcheng to fulfill her vows and thank Yuelao.
At this time, Lan Yan moved slightly.
The quilt on his side slid down, revealing the scar on his chest.
He has a lot of scars on his body, which were left when he was tortured by Lan Yu. Under the repair of Yin's scar removal cream, the color has become much lighter.
Although this man looks like he is not doing his job all day long, he has a strong willpower. He had experienced a lot of pain, but in the end he always stood in front of her with a kind face.
This is her Shiro.
Shiro who is happily with her.
Shiro, who is surrounded by her children and grandchildren.