The Last Apostle Chapter 16: Bare **** girlfriend….
After being injured and losing blood, it is easy to get thirsty, and Lin is no exception at this time, and the taste of drinking cold beer in this weather is naturally excellent, so Lin Gudu immediately came to blow the bottle , but when he wanted to drink the second bottle, he was stopped by Du Yuqi, and he threw a bottle of freshly squeezed juice in the past:
"You still have injuries on your body. It's not suitable to drink too many alcoholic drinks. You'd better drink this. Don't eat hot pot. I ordered fried rice noodles for you outside. After you're full Rest early."
Lin nodded after hearing this, expressing that he understood Du Yuqi's arrangement.
When the group of people are full, they should rest naturally. Xi yawned simply, hugged the big fluffy doll and lay down on the sofa, showing it with practical actions. Even though he lost his right to occupy the sofa, he often didn't learn well. He hugged the pillow and threw himself on the bed in another room, pretending to be asleep.
As for the injured Lin, Du Yuqi and Jeter must be embarrassed to fight for the bed with him, so Du Yuqi could only smile wryly and shake his head, and then directly lay on the floor with Jeter. You can lie down and sleep on a mat, and Jeter said that he likes to lie on the bed and watch the stars, so he doesn't mind sleeping on the balcony.
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Naturally, after coming to a safe place from the crisis-ridden city of Cantwin, in addition to the exhaustion of energy and so on, everyone fell asleep. There was a slight snoring sound, and a group of people skipped breakfast and lunch after sleeping. According to Du Yuqi's visual inspection, they should not be able to get up at three or four in the afternoon, so they could only sigh and wait for them to fall asleep.
However, at noon, Du Yuqi heard a knock on the door outside. He frowned and walked over to open the door with the necessary vigilance. Someone who I didn't even expect stood outside.
So Du Yuqi opened the door, pretended to be yawning and just woke up, and said impatiently:
"Old Liang, what are you doing, I didn't go to bed until five o'clock this morning..."
Yes, the one standing at the door is Fatty Liang from the martial arts gym. As soon as he saw Du Yuqi open the door, he immediately smiled excitedly and said:
"It's on fire, Coach Du, you're on fire now!"
On the one hand, Fatty Liang couldn't wait to grab Du Yuqi's hand and sneak into the room, but Du Yuqi couldn't let him in, not to mention anything else, it's hard for him to see the two of them every time After explaining clearly, he immediately pulled him out decisively, and said impatiently:
"My girlfriend is lying naked on the sofa and still sleeping, Lao Liang, please stop making trouble, let's go to the water bar downstairs to talk."
Fatty Liang felt that he was a bit embarrassed to be pulled out by force, but after hearing Du Yuqi's explanation, he immediately winked:
"Young people are very powerful, no wonder you can't get out of bed now, walk around, hurry up, now you are a big hit!"
Du Yuqi put on a vest and said in astonishment:
"What big celebrity?"
Fatty Liang laughed out loud:
"You don't know yet, when you were competing with that Japanese devil yesterday, I had someone specially record a high-definition video, and after compressing it, I asked them to post it all on Facebook, my friend Circle, go to Weibo, and ask someone to fry it, and it is now the number one on the hot search list! Our martial arts gym is famous, and the phone calls are immediately ringing! The pre-paid registration fee now It's more than one hundred thousand!"
Du Yuqi was stunned, and hurriedly turned on her mobile phone to surf the Internet, and found that she was the first in the hot search list, and her name was also very cool. It exceeded 20,000, and there are different opinions in the comments. Some people directly said it was fake and colluded, some said it was made with special effects, and some directly challenged it below. Of course, the most are still expressing worship.
But at this time, the fourth and fifth places on the hot search list also started with "Chinese Martial Arts". There are videos of water rafting in it. One finger Zen is to do push-ups with fingers, and then poke a brick with your fingers to get out of the hole.
There are many netizens who responded to these two videos, and one of them is a certified big V called an anti-counterfeiting expert. He vowed that the three videos released are all liars, and the bricks stabbed by One Finger Zen are made of flour. What he did was just lifelike, floating on the water means that there are wooden stakes under the water, as for Du Yuqi's knife-cut baseball, the baseball has already been cut in half, barely sticking together, as long as the force is applied, it will separate.
Then a certain professor came out to analyze, saying that according to the laws of physics, the thrower's movements are too exaggerated, which is obviously a grandstanding. In fact, the ball thrown by him in this posture is not fast, even He also took a screenshot of the video, vowing to capture Du Yuqi's winking expression, saying that the two were exchanging signs, and the most important thing is that there are quite a few people who upvoted the post below, and they all yelled that it was a scam.
In fact, One Finger Zen and Swimming Water are indeed scams, so Du Yuqi's video was also implicated.
What's more terrible is that the almighty netizen even put up a post at this time, peeling off the ID skin of Fatty Liang who uploaded the video at first, and then human flesh revealed Fatty Liang's real identity, which is a Graduated from junior high school, and was sentenced to prison for stealing and molesting women, and then cheated a sum of money in a mahjong parlor, and finally opened this martial arts gym... Finally, this person directly named Fatty Liang The purpose of the forged video is to use this martial arts gym that is about to close down to defraud money.
Undoubtedly, Fatty Liang's complex and disgraceful life experience was the last straw that broke the camel's back. Now the public opinion on the Internet has begun to fall in one direction.
When Fatty Liang came, he obviously didn't see these negative news. When he saw it, he was even more furious. He immediately jumped up and scolded his mother. Relax, after all, his strength is invisible, and he doesn't want to be studied as an experimental guinea pig. With the fake videos made by these **** who want to gossip, it should be able to have a very good deception effect.
Next, Fatty Liang was very angry and prepared to contact the major media, and then asked Du Yuqi to perform on the spot to prove that he was not cheating --- he just charged a tuition fee in advance, and Du Yuqi categorically rejected Liang. At Fatty's request, at the same time, he left under the pretext that his girlfriend was still waiting for him at home, leaving behind an angry and unwilling Fatty Liang to fight wildly on the Internet.
However, when Du Yuqi returned to the room~IndoMTL.com~, he found that everyone looked at him with a very weird look and wanted to see the show, which made Du Yuqi's heart full of fuzz, but why He grabbed Jie Te and asked why, Jie Te was terrified and waved his hands and dared not speak. Then, Du Yuqi saw Xi Meizi walking over with a very unsightly face, looked him up and down for a while, and suddenly snorted: :
"What did you just say to that person when you were going out??"
Du Yuqi said in amazement:
"I said I'm going out, let you wait for me, I'll be back soon."
Xi Leng said:
"No, what about the front?"
Du Yuqi thought for a while and said:
" "My girlfriend is naked... ahhh! This is what I said casually! Not really! ? "
Du Yuqi suddenly realized that he couldn't laugh or cry, but he didn't know that the hearing of the people in the room was very good, and almost all of them were awake at that time, just lying on the bed. My girlfriend is lying on the sofa with her **** naked and still sleeping." When he blurted out, the whole room resounded with obviously suppressed laughter.
As for Suzhanxi, Master Xi, who has always been calm and careless, his face turned red all of a sudden, even his neck turned red, and he bit his lower lip tightly , both hands couldn't help hugging the Winnie the Pooh next to him!
Then, in this weird atmosphere, Xi endured it for about ten seconds, and finally broke out, grabbing Jeter who was laughing the loudest, and pressing him into the bathtub, letting him taste what he didn't have last night. The smell of the bath water let go, and then, amidst a series of screams, he caught Changmei, pressed her on the sofa and slapped her **** a few times.
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