The Law of Hunting a Wife Chapter 7: Sloppy Bear Zheng Shou

Zheng Shou felt that he had never been so embarrassed in his 32 years. Thinking about the scene half an hour ago, he still had the urge to hit his head against a stone, but what he wanted to do more was to tear the white strip with his claws. python.

Why on earth did he think so differently of that boy before? How on earth do you like him? !

Thinking about how he had been unable to recognize people, he really wanted to blind himself.

Zheng Shou is not the oldest prisoner in the Holy Maiden Forest, but he is also among the top three in prison terms. Since I was imprisoned when I was 13 years old, I have become accustomed to the simple, hard, but free life here year after year.

As an old man, most of the prisoners would call the person "senior". He had already forgotten his personal image in some nook and cranny. Wearing tattered shorts, with messy black hair on his head, his strong body naked, and his skin all over his body shiny and oily from the sun, this was his image that he never changed all year round.

There are only a group of male orcs who are serving their sentences in the Holy Maiden Forest, and there are no female orcs to see. Everyone is too lazy to tidy up, and they can do whatever they want to feel comfortable.

Of course, there are some exceptions, such as that boring white python, and that special existence.

At that time, Zheng Shou was doing what he must do every day at this time: holding a grass core in his mouth, rubbing it against the big tree pole, and rubbing the mud particles with his hands crossed on his chest.

In order to steal the honey from the wild beehive safely and quickly, he thought it was necessary to find a quagmire in advance and buy himself a piece of mud armor. After the work is done, he only needs to remove the hard lumps all over his body, and the half-dried mud will fall off on its own. If there are stubborn people, he will have to rub them off manually.

What an effective method and what a genius discovery!

Even the time of taking a bath can be saved.

He was half-squinting his eyes, feeling comfortable and humming from his nasal cavity, similar to the moans he made while doing some kind of adult exercise, when he was awakened by a light cough.

Then he saw the goddess of his destiny.

Although all memories about females have become blurred due to age, even in the midnight dreams, only specious appearances remain. But he can be sure of one thing. The young girl standing not far in front of him is perfect, different from other female orcs. It is the ultimate direction of female evolution, and she is the dream goddess of all male orcs.

Zheng Shou, who was surprised by Yang Qiqi's beauty, bulged his eyes and opened his mouth into an O-shape. The grass core fell down floatingly, with a bright and suspicious liquid on one end.

At this time, his hands were still rubbing his chest very dedicatedly. The two small red fruit berries stood up excitedly under the ravage of his hands, and he didn't notice it.

This is a dream~

It must be a dream. How come a little female appears in the Virgin Forest? ! And it's so perfect.

My God, the almighty beast, I, Zheng Shou, have imagined such a perfect little female. I am so excited. Woo~

Nian Jimoxu clenched his fist, put it to his lips and coughed again, trying to attract the attention of Zheng Shou, who looked like a pig brother.

Zheng Shou usually has a loose temper, but apart from his sloppy lifestyle, he is one of the few masters in the forest and he is also a good person. He also understands how lethal Qiqi's appearance is, but isn't it too embarrassing for Zheng Shou to look like this? Look at that wretched look, how can he introduce it to Qiqi? Would a master be like this? Who believes it!

Now, Zheng Shou only has Qiqi in his eyes.

Nian Jimo? Is there such a person?

"Brother Hunting, Brother Hunting!" Nian Jimo had no choice but to step forward and pat him on the shoulder.

"Oh~Nian Jimo, why are you here?" Zheng Shou glanced at him from the corner of his eye, and then continued to stare at Qiqi unblinking, fearing that the goddess would disappear if she was distracted.

Beast Brother?

The expression that Qi Qi had been holding back since the moment she saw this male orc finally broke, and she burst out laughing.

Zheng Shou blinked in surprise: The goddess looks even better when she smiles.

"Qiqi, this is the Zheng Shou I told you about." Nian Jimo glanced at him with an irony, and said with some embarrassment: "Don't look at Brother Shou now, in fact, he is usually more reliable. Speculation. His original form is a moon bear, which is characterized by great strength and high defense."

"Yes, I am still very reliable..." Zheng Shou finally came to his senses, held Nian Jimo's wrist in front of him, and excitedly nodded Qiqi with his other hand: "Nian Jimo, Are you saying that this little beauty is not a figment of my imagination? She is real?"

Nian Jimo shook his wrist. This wild bear was too strong.

"Let go first, Brother Hunter."

"Ah~" Zheng Shou suddenly thought of his current appearance and the ugly way he had rubbed himself against the tree pole just now, his face suddenly turned the color of pig liver, and he screamed: "Nian Jimo~ you stinky boy, You must have done it on purpose. Bring the little beauty here to watch me make a fool of myself at this time. I can't spare you..." The howling gradually disappeared into the forest.

“(⊙o⊙)…”

"He should take a shower and change clothes. There has not been a female orc in the Holy Maiden Forest for so many years, and everyone is used to doing whatever they want. From now on, he will pay attention to his image."

In the presence of a beautiful female like you, no male orc would not pay attention to maintaining a neat appearance. It is a posture of looking up. If you don't maintain a decent behavior, you will feel low self-esteem and sink into the dust. At that time, I would lose the courage to even look at it.

Oh, Zheng Shou is right about one thing. He did bring Qiqi here on purpose at this time. The first impression was very important. He didn't want Qiqi to like others more in the future, even Zheng Shou or that person he agreed with.

"Zheng Shou is a very cute orc."

The orc is frizzy, but he is a clear-cut person from the first glance. He was so stunned that he lost his composure, but there was no obscenity in his eyes. People flock together and things divide into groups. Being able to impress Nian Jimo and make him think he is the same kind of person is indeed not a bad person.

They didn't stay in Lin Zhong for a long time. After a while, Zheng Shou came over with a blushing face.

He had indeed gone to take a shower, and his wet hair caused a large water stain on the still new gray clothes.

He glared at Nian Jimo fiercely, but looked at Qiqi with a look of hesitation, which was very funny with his tall and strong body.

Nian Jimo sighed helplessly, pulled Yang Qiqi over, and introduced him: "Brother Hunter, this is Yang Qiqi. I met her in the forest yesterday. She comes from another place far away. Mainland, I will stay in the empire in the future. I have decided to become one of her guardian beasts. Brother Hunter, you are strong and always take care of me, so I want to ask for your opinion. Do you want to join? ”

"Guardian beast?" Zheng Shou jumped three feet high, "I do! I do!"

Afraid of not expressing clearly, he knelt down on one knee again, holding one of Qiqi's tender pancreas with a pair of bear claws, and stared into her eyes with a pair of black eyes like fire: "Qiqi , I am willing to be your guardian beast. I, Zheng Shou, am willing to spend my whole life following your footsteps. Your life will be higher than mine, and your needs will be higher than mine. Please accept my loyalty! ”

Looking at such a towering bearded man kneeling in front of him, Qiqi felt like a knight swearing an oath to a princess. However, in fact, what he just said was really an oath of allegiance to her.

We just met ~IndoMTL.com~ and it’s so easy to win over a best friend?

Or is it because of the huge gap in the ratio of males and females on this continent that male orcs will easily give up their oaths when they meet a female orc who is just a little bit more pleasing to the eye?

Is this a bit of a joke?

Yang Qiqi examined his eyes, which were as clear as water, clearly reflecting her bright face.

She intuitively felt that there was no trace of water in what he said.

"Okay, I accept your loyalty and accept you as one of my guardian beasts." She chuckled like the wind and put her other ungrabbed hand on one of his shoulders.

With a "gudong" sound, Zheng Shou, who was overly happy, fell to the ground, with two lines of blood flowing out from under his nose.

The corners of Qiqi's eyes twitched, and her head was covered with black lines.

She never knew that this little **** of hers could be so lethal. A random expression or movement could make this big bear become extremely "sexually blessed". ()