The Lazy Swordmaster Chapter 2:
Heroes Exist to Save the World
Heroes exist to save the world .
. . . Those words make me sick .
By luck, no, by horrible luck, I was blessed by the holy blade and forced onto the path of killing the demon lord .
I Had everyone's attention on me, and their hopes became the sole reason for me to push ahead . .
With the weight of the world on my shoulders, I pressed on, never resting .
What was the reward for my deeds?
To be idolised?
To be an inspiration?
I didn't want any of it .
Another man could say, your reward is your adventure and the memories of your companions .
Don't make me laugh .
Memories of your companions?
Let me say it again .
Heroes exist to save the world, not to save their companions .
The fate of my companions was always destined to be a cruel one .
In order to defeat the demon lord who will destroy the world .
Whether it was before or after he rose up in power .
Of course, as a hero, as an individual, I tried my utmost to save those who are important to me .
But the results have always been disastrous .
The pain I felt as they whispered to me with their dying breaths,
"At least you managed to make it out alive . "
The path of a hero is filled with more sorrow than happiness .
I could not fail to live up to their expectations .
Even when I wandered on the borders of insanity, the people would put their hopes on my existance .
Those days would continue as I fought on with blood in my mouth .
Heroes may exist to save the world,
but I fought for the eternal peace of death .
I'd had enough of this life .
The mysterious monsters who would invade our homes .
The villains who dared to harm my friends .
I have slain many,
and saved the lives of many more from the jaws of death .
And in the end . . .
I managed to slay the demon lord .
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How high up was it?
The clouds were laid out below him as he fell from the skies with a giant .
With red skin and a giant horn .
The demon lord .
"Kuuuh . . . . "
Countless wounds were visible on his colossal body .
He gritted his teeth and stared at his foe, struggling to retain consciousness .
In his foe’s right hand, the holy sword shone brightly .
" . . . "
His foe was standing on top of his forehead . The hero who slayed the demon lord .
"What is going through your mind right now?"
The demon lord asked the Hero .
Although he felt nothing but fury towards him, he had no choice but to acknowledge his power .
So he asked his foe, his equal, out of curiosity .
"If you're asking for my thoughts . "
The hero spoke .
His face seemed somewhat pale as he fell towards certain death .
" . . . "
After a small pause, he replied quietly .
"I'm tired . "
The demon lord could not understand his answer .
"What?"
Yes, this is enough right?
That was what he truly thought .
Why?
'If it's not you, if you're not here, if you can't . . . '
He's heard it a million times .
'Only you can do it . '
'It's impossible unless it's you . '
'Only you can save them . '
'You must protect them . '
To act as the symbol of their hope, to live up to their wishes .
It had taken its toll on him .
"I’m just really tired . "
It was so hard to meet those gazes that were trying to hold onto what little faith they had .
"Honestly, I don't want it anymore . "
As he remembered all the lines about heroes that had been said to him, he looked down . He was falling .
" . . . "
As he fell from the insane height, his clothes fluttered uncontrollably .
The stars shone at the edge of his vision, and the cold winds swiped at him .
'Finally . . . '
It was difficult to keep his eyes open, so he half-closed them .
The clouds that had been far below him now caressed his body .
The ground was getting closer .
" . . . I'm almost there . "
The hero could see the ashen black buildings made of concrete .
Every time he blinked, they became closer . It was moments before the final impact .
"Aaah, this is the end . '
At this height, even the hero could not avoid instant death .
He would become unrecognisable .
With all the injuries and curses on him, resurrection was also impossible .
" . . . ?"
The demon lord tilted his head in curiosity .
Even after saving the world, after so much sacrifice, only death awaited him . Yet the hero was smiling .
As if, it was his greatest peace .
"Huh? They are falling!"
He was almost there .
Through the people’s shouting, he heard the demon lord's head hit the ground, letting out a sound like a tomato being crushed .
And it was his turn soon after .
And so . . .
The hero fell .
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"The successor?"
"In the famed Ifelleta House . "
In the crowded inn, people were talking about the rumors about the selection of the Ifelleta House’s new successor .
"Yeah!"
The Finn Ifelleta House, which was famous for its swordsmanship, had three sons .
The first, Ryan the Geuk-Geom, famous for his strength .
The second, Lloyd the Sok-Geom, famous for his speed .
The third, however . . .
TLN: Geuk-Geom = Strong Blade, Sok-Geom = Quick Blade
"The successor will be one of those three sons!"
"Only one of them will be chosen right?”
"Of course!"
"Wouldn't it be Ryan, the eldest?"
"Well, who knows? I heard that the second-born, Lloyd is quite sharp too . "
"I thought they were blessed to have three sons, but having so many has its troubles, too . "
"It’s a problem for all high-class families, especially such high nobles . "
"For us peasants, sons are always better!"
"Who knows, you might win something big if you have a beautiful daughter . "
"Hahaha! With your face? Dream on, brother . "
Iffa village, a territory ruled by the Finn Ifelleta house . The inn was full of speculations about the new successor .
"From the sounds of things, it’s either going to be the First or the Second, is that right?"
"Yeah, thats true . "
"What about the Third?"
"Ah, well, apparently he is completely useless . "
"He was born that way . "
" . . . "
A certain butler, who looked out of place in this inn, tightened his grip on his beer, as if he was trying to shatter the glass .
“He’s a noble and yet he’s known as the “Lazy” . In a way, he’s more famous than the other two . ”
The Third .
Famous within the Ifelleta house for his awe inspiring laziness .
Titled, Na-Geom
Riley .
TLN: Na-Geom = Lazy Blade
“ . . . Na-Geom?”
“HAH . Never heard such disgrace in my life . ”
“You know how the Ifelleta house is famous for its swordsmanship? Well apparently, he’s never swung a **** sword in his life… . ”
“Basically, he’s beyond hopeless . ”
The others nodded in agreement .
“So what’s the reason for it?”
“Well, I heard he gets a seizure when he does . ”
“Nah, I heard he’s got some allergy to it . ”
“Apparently he’s more of a vegetable and can’t even move . I heard he just lies on his bed all day . ”
“ . . . !”
The old man who has been listening suddenly stood up, furious . His face was as red as an apple .
“You **** sons of bit…!”