The Legend Of WuKong: [03.]

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[03.]

"Master is shouting 'help' again." Zhu Bajie said.

"Ignore him, he keeps doing this and never gets tired of it." After watching the sunset, Sun Wukong took out a leg from his arms to eat.

Zhu Bajie stared at him: "What are you eating?"

"Pork leg."

"I will kill you!" The pig rushed up and hugged the monkey.

"Yes." Monk Sha turned over in his sleep, "Cut... chop him to death..." He fell asleep again.

In the jungle

"You have shouted seventeen sentences. I only asked you to say one sentence." The strange tree stared at Tang Monk, "Why are you crying?"

"Grandpa Shu, I'm actually really scared. I'm still young and have only lived for more than twenty years."

"You have lived for more than twenty years to have limbs and five senses. I have lived for hundreds of thousands of years to have only one pair of eyes. Why?"

"As a human being, it takes hundreds of reincarnations to cultivate once. The time I have to wait is no less than yours, so just let me live a few hundred more years."

"If I let you go, you will still leave me and leave me alone, no."

"I won't leave. I swear in the name of my great disciple Sun Wukong that I will stay here until you die... The one behind you, please don't lick me? I'm very dirty."

"Sun Wukong? I think I've heard of it. Alas, I don't remember that much. Do you still have apprentices?"

"Yes, my second apprentice Zhu Bajie is very fat."

"Then you bark a few more times."

"Master is already shouting the 134th sentence." Zhu Bajie said, "Why don't you stop his mouth?"

"You call me grandpa first." Sun Wukong said.

"Don't even think about it... Oh! You have the skills

Take it off my back and let’s fight again! ”

"You are still not convinced after being beaten like this? I don't believe you, and I can't cure you!"

Bang bang bang bang·#%—*·! %!

In the jungle

"Ahem, can you let me drink some water before shouting?" Tang Seng asked.

"Forget it, they might have run away long ago."

"Wait a minute, I seem to hear the sound of killing a pig." said the monster behind.

"Yes, yes, it must be my two apprentices fighting again." Tang Seng said.

"No matter what, I'll eat you first and then go find them!"

"No, how could you do this? It would be great to sit down and talk about philosophy together. How about I come up with a riddle for you to guess, 'What is the lotus flower before it is born?'"

Suddenly the strange trees and monsters screamed and hissed into a ball of white smoke.

"Huh?" Tang Seng asked, "What's wrong with you? I'm sorry, the question I asked is a bit difficult."

"When a lotus is not born, it is still a lotus." Suddenly a girl's voice came.

Tang Monk turned around and saw a girl in green standing there with a smile. She had long flowing hair, but her clothes were made of the finest silver grass and were shiny.

"Donoress, you are so beautiful!" Tang Seng said.

"So you are a lustful monk."

"No, no, it's just that monks can't lie."

"If you weren't bald, you would be very popular with girls."

“Don’t I look handsome with my bald head?”

"How can you achieve righteousness with your glib tongue?"

"My practice is different from other people's practice. They practice Hinayana,

I cultivate Mahayana; they cultivate emptiness, and I cultivate perfection. ”

"Mahayana? Hee... never heard of it."

"Because I haven't thought about it yet."

"I only heard that there was a man named Jin Chanzi who once questioned Hinayana Buddhism and wanted to achieve enlightenment on his own. As a result, he became obsessed and fell into countless tribulations."

"He is stupid!"

The girl suddenly changed her expression: "What qualifications do you have to speak against him?! He can break the sky with one finger. You are just an ordinary person begging for mercy like a dog in front of monsters!"

"Because I want to live, I can't hide the original desire in my heart. Just as I love your beauty in my heart, how can I pretend that everything is empty?"

"With your naked eyes, how can you know that all things are created and their appearances are all illusory?"

"Sows also have beauty and ugliness, so why do you have to feel inferior?"

"You violated the precepts of anger! You keep telling lies and your mind is confused. How could you become a monk?"

"The conscience of heaven and earth, who made me so lucky to be born in a monk's temple."

"You don't deserve to talk about Buddhism! I just heard you say a verse, and I thought you had some righteousness, so I rescued you. I didn't expect to save a fool. Get out of here!"

"Oh, what you said is wrong! If you have the Tao, life and death are in heaven. If I were an eminent monk with the Tao, how could the Buddha not bless me and use you to cause trouble?"

"Bah! Baldy! I'm so angry!"

The girl suddenly turned around, and her beautiful face suddenly turned terrifying and ferocious: "Since you are a common thing, why not let me eat you!"

Tang Monk sighed: "Hey, why do monsters always talk so much nonsense before eating me?"

It was too late, but soon, a figure had already passed by in the sky.

Of course it’s Sun Wukong.