The Legend Of WuKong: [08.]

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[08.]

"Zhu Bajie! Your saliva has been drooling for a long time. Can you please stop it? It's all at my feet." Xiao Bailong said.

"Dead horse, why are you making such a fuss? It woke me up from my dream."

"Huh? Your eyes are drooling too. Don't tell me you cry too."

"Am I crying? Bah! Baldhead is dead. He went to the West by himself. I don't need to be bothered. It's too late for me to be happy. I just dreamed about my beautiful daughter-in-law in Gao Laozhuang."

"You always say that you have a wife in Gaolaozhuang, but no one has ever heard of that village. Besides, who would fall in love with a pig? Could it be...she herself..."

"No nonsense! You can call me a pig, but you are not allowed to say a word about her!"

"But you are just a pig."

"Can't you lie to me?"

A shadow walked up to them.

Zhu Bajie raised his head: "Hey, monkey, why are you back again? Aren't you absconding in fear of crime? Leng Miansha has already reported to the police, hahaha."

Sun Wukong still looked cold: "Where is the master?"

"You want to make sure he's dead? Over there, I'm going to help him sky-bury him tomorrow. I wonder if the birds will live forever if they eat him, hahaha."

"Dead? Who did it!"

"Who did this? Don't tell me that you have amnesia. You can't pretend to be ill and escape from the laws of the Tang Dynasty, hahaha."

"Maybe I really forgot something."

"Yes, yes, I don't remember anything either. Hahaha, please don't make me laugh anymore, hahaha..."

Sun Wukong suddenly stepped forward and pinched the pig's mouth: "If you don't laugh, will you die?"

Zhu Bajie’s eyes widened, his mouth bulged, and he swallowed the smile in his mouth.

One minute later...

"So that's it, someone pretended to be me and killed the bald man. Who is so bold?"

"I absolutely believe that there is someone pretending to be you, as long as you don't kill me to silence me."

"He killed the monk and clearly refused to let me go to the West to seek enlightenment. The most annoying thing is that he wanted to turn into me!"

"I would rather he become like me, but maybe it would be difficult for him to change since I'm so handsome, hehehe."

"Still laughing! Only monks can open the Gate to the West. That's what Guanyin said at the beginning. Now that he is dead, the curse on us will never be lifted."

"If you can't figure it out, you can't figure it out. So what if you are a pig or a god? Maybe pigs are happier..."

"But I can't! If the golden hoop on my head is not removed for a day, I will not feel free for a day!"

"Freedom? Wow! You are so ideal. Come and look, there is a monkey here talking about freedom, hahaha."

"Get out!" Sun Wukong kicked him away, but Zhu Bajie volleyed and dodged with a smile.

"Do you really think you can beat me, monkey? Do you really think you are a master who can save the common people? Guanyin and the Jade Emperor are treating you like a monkey. Oh, I'm sorry, you are a monkey, hahahaha... …”

"Pig!"

"Monkey!"

"Pig!"

"Monkey brain!"

"Pig intestines!"

"Monkey butt..."

While cursing, Zhu Bajie suddenly looked up to the sky and shouted: "Why! Why is all this happening..."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

That day, there was a blue moon. The Milky Way in the sky quietly shines its light on a crying pig.