The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty Chapter 17: Da Song Cat Slaves

In ancient times, it was really difficult to get along, it was not easy to study, and it was not easy to make money, not to mention that Yunyan was a woman and child at home. If Zheng Ping was in poor health five years ago, Yun Yanhui would have gone crazy, but now he is better, at least he won't appear too enchanting when he takes the task from the abbot.

After returning, Yun Yanhui wrote out the plan carefully. According to the modern plan format, it was clear and clear. After writing it, he considered for a long time whether there was anything inappropriate before sending it to the abbot. Look.

After the abbot read it, he first praised it.

Isn't that true? Yun Yanhui has been practicing calligraphy in the past few years. There are more authentic calligraphy works in this era than later generations, and it is easier to see. If nothing else, clear calligraphy is actually very good. .

Looking at the content again, the abbot's eyes are even brighter. Although the words and sentences are very simple, the coherence is clear, which is very rare even among adults.

"Okay, don't change it at all, just do it!" The abbot decided.

Yunyan returned a sigh of relief, and it was half done.

So, Yun Yanhui, based on his memory, listed the monks he had come into contact with who he thought were more gifted to do this, and then added it to the list. He selected more than a dozen people, who had never been formally shaved. There are monks who have the ultimatum, and they gather in a courtyard.

This is a crash course in performances. These people are the first batch of disciples selected to go to Wazili to "promote the Dharma". If successful, they will have a special classification like lay preachers and monks, and they will specialize in the future. Responsible for preaching.

Wazili, among the artists who rely on "speaking" to make money, some of them talk about history - the most popular today are the history of the Three Kingdoms and the Five Dynasties, which are deeply loved by the people, and some are talking books, heroes of the arena, and love between sons and daughters Long, all have dabbling. There are also jokes, which is similar to a later art form "cross talk", which often uses witty language to ridicule current affairs.

As for Yun Yanhui, he has a big appetite and hopes to include all these advantages. This is also what he thinks can be done based on his own cognition in later generations.

The arrangement of Yunyan Hui is to divide the content into several categories.

First, preaching scriptures, converting Buddhist scriptures into popular stories, which should be appropriately adapted, moving, and rich in plots.

Secondly, talking about Dou Chan, also known as "Speaking", draws on the advantages of talking jokes, discards the excessive parts, and changes from "stand-alone cross talk" to "counter-talk cross-talk", even "group cross-talk", appropriate A number of actors are used to interpret the story of monks practicing Zen and fighting for wisdom.

——There are many stories about the battle of wits between Su Dongpo and Foyin in later generations, which is actually a concrete manifestation of the latter.

Yun Yanhui claimed to be asking for advice from skilled craftsmen. In fact, he was doing stories, dictating passages from memory, etc. Fortunately, this was a sermon, and many materials were found in Buddhist scriptures, as long as they were adapted.

Those vulgar monk reservists go to the Vase every day to listen to speeches, learn to speculate, and when they come back, they practice the book that Yun Yanhui made, and they become very popular for a while.

After listening to the two rehearsals, I became more and more interested in this matter and came to sit in person. He was originally the leader of this matter. With his identity, no one dared to sit there. lazy.

Originally, because Yun Yanhui was young, and his speech was not too stubborn, he usually had to act coquettishly and make hard bubbles, but it was much better when he came forward. .

The monks were transferred to this yard to live together and cultivate tacit understanding. Two of the monks also kept pets, so they brought their pets with them to facilitate their care.

One of the two monks is named Hui Nai and the other is named Hui Bing. Hui Na has a dog and Hui Bing has a cat.

In the beginning, the two of them got along quite happily and knew each other earlier, but they were not brothers and sisters, so they didn't know each other well. After coming to the same courtyard, they brought pets, and they were still somewhat close, and they often talked about cats and dogs together.

As a result, gradually, the two have conflicts, and they don't like each other.

Yunyan went back to understand the reason, and then realized that it was the cat and the dog. He almost got a black line, how can the cat and dog parties remain unchanged for thousands of years? In modern times, he has two colleagues. When it comes to which cats and dogs are better, and which is the best in the pet world, there will be a lot of quarrels. Force other colleagues to stand in line.

This time, Yun Yanhui couldn't avoid it even thousands of years ago.

This day, Hui Bing held him back, "Junior Brother Yan, I understand that the uncle has punished us for extra training, please help me, go to the market and buy some cat food for me, and there are two tails left. Fresh small fish, a few shrimps, by the way, buy another takraw ball, the one with the wood lily in the middle."

At this time, any pet you have can buy related items on the street. You know, there are many dog ​​slaves and cat slaves these days, and everything you need, from cat food to cat toys, etc. All have.

Huinai passed by and sneered, "Junior brother, it's not too early to repent, turn around and pick up **** every day."

Hui Bing: "Yes, the dog doesn't need a brother to pick up shit, he will eat it himself."

Yunyan replied: "..."

Again, the two quarreled again.

The quarrel became so high that he even pulled Yunyan back to ask him to judge, and asked him which side he was on, whether it was a cat or a dog.

Yunyan turned her head back and shouted, "Can you guys calm down a little bit, what's so noisy about this, whether it's a cat or a dog, can you be as cute as our Beibei?!"

Huinao and Huibing: "!!"

Now everyone in the temple knows that Yunyan has circled a little bamboo bear with a strange hair color and raised it in the bamboo forest. Not a dog party, but a bear party!

"You, Brother Yan, what nonsense are you talking about, can that bear in your family be better than my liu slave?"

"Bamboo bear, thank you!" Yun Yan said backly, "I wanted to say it for a long time, don't play cats and walk dogs with me all day, do you know what I raise? I raise It's a national treasure, a national treasure!! It's scaring you guys!"

Huinai and Huibing looked at each other and said regretfully, "Brother Yan is crazy."

Then slowly walked away.

Yunyan returned to the original place, "Just don't ask me again next time!"

To tell the truth, he even said he was crazy, joking? How enviable he is!

Even so, Yun Yanhui went for a run.

The reason that Daxiangguo Temple is so prosperous is because there is Bianhe Street outside, facing the Bianhe River, where there is the largest wharf in Bianliang, where countless merchants come and go, and many trading places are naturally formed along the river.

Yun Yan Hui ran to the place where Hui Bing often went to buy cat supplies, and picked out the things Hui Bing wanted on the stall. In addition to cat food, most of them were cat toys and the like, and there was even a cat climbing frame. class of things.

Yunyan glanced back at some booklet, and on the cover was a cat licking its tail, reaching out to read it.

The merchant shouted, "Don't look at the child."

It's fine if he didn't say it, but when he said Yun Yan returned, he was more curious, so he grabbed it and opened it.

On the yellowed paper, a pair of cats were sketched, doing all kinds of crazy behaviors, some raised their tails, revealing their round hairy balls, and some hugged them, biting their ears and licking their cheeks. The mood is vivid, the painting is excellent, the beard and hair are fully displayed, and the face is red.

Children don't look at...

The corners of Yun Yanhui's mouth twitched, and she put the booklet back, completely speechless to these cat slaves.