The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty Chapter 246: Bai Yu makes a horse for the cat

Bai Yutang jumped down from the roof, as light as a duckweed leaf. After landing steadily, he walked to the window, "What are you doing?"

Yunyan smiled back and said what she meant, "How, do you intend to write a comment?"

Bai Yutang touched his chin and thought for a while, "It sounds a bit interesting."

He has always been picky, especially when it comes to eating, but he has never thought about writing down his feelings and letting others know. However, now that Yun Yan said back, he was a little moved.

Yun Yan returned to make persistent efforts, "I originally wanted to find the reporters of "Tokyo Daily" for this matter, but they didn't know how to eat! I see, no one is more suitable than the fifth master, you know how to eat People who are more delicious.”

Bai Yutang listened, feeling more and more satisfied.

Yunyan mentioned it again, waiting for their food essays to come out, how will the reader's praise rate punch the editorial version and kick the comic strip.

Being so encouraged, Bai Yutang agreed immediately.

Bai Yutang also likes to look around for some delicious food, and by the way, I write some essays, just a matter of piggyback. Moreover, Yun Yanhui is a native of Tokyo, he has to lead the way, maybe he can find some hidden delicacies.

Zhao Yunchu supported Yun Yanhui to write essays, but when he saw that Yun Yanhui wanted to bring Bai Yutang to join the team, he felt a little bad. Bai Yutang's mouth was honest if he said it nicely, but vicious if he said it badly. , will it offend many people then?

"Then you... do you have to come up with a pseudonym?" Zhao Yunchu suggested that they wear vests, so that no one else would hate him.

Yun Yan replied: "That's right! Master Wu, do you have any ideas?"

Bai Yutang rolled his eyes, as if he had some ideas.

Yun Yanhui shouted out in advance: "You can't bring cats or anything in this name!"

Bai Yutang: "..."

Bai Yutang said angrily: "What do you mean?"

Yunyan smiled back and said, "It doesn't make any sense, that is, if you want to call yourself 'Daddy Royal Cat' or something, how can I have the face to see the guard Zhan."

Bai Yutang glanced at Yun Yan angrily, "If you don't tell me, I really can't think of a pseudonym for such a novel!"

Yunyan replied: "..."

He turned his head to look at Zhao Yunchu: "Is it next?"

Zhao Yunchu glanced at Bai Yutang and said with a little "embarrassment": "Even if it's not a hit, it's not too far, I think it's entirely possible for Bai Guard to have such a name..."

Bai Yutang was going to be **** off by the two of them, "Nonsense, I just wanted to call 'Bai Yu a horse for Tang cat'!"

Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu both looked at him with incredible eyes, so shameless——

Bai Yutang snorted arrogantly, "You asked me what my name should be, and restricted how I could name it, then you might as well name it yourself and write it yourself!"

Bai Yutang said, and was about to leave.

Yun Yanhui finally managed to capture a suitable companion, how could she let him go, and stretched out her hand to grab Bai Yutang's sleeve, "Don't, Fifth Master, a cat is a horse if a cat is a horse!"

He thought to himself, the big deal, I will throw the black cauldron on your white mouse head, and ask Zhan Guard to argue with you, who will be the horse and who will ride...

At this time, Bai Yutang also thought in his heart, you are so cunning, then I will frame you in front of the stinky cat, hum...

The two looked at each other and laughed.

"That's it!" Bai Yutang said while brushing his sleeves, raising his chin.

"Then please take care of the fifth master." Yun Yanhui also bowed his hands.

……

Bai Yutang and Yun Yanhui reached an alliance agreement. After a few days, Yun Yanhui planned a wind-collecting operation and took Bai Yutang to eat private dishes.

This private dish was learned by Yun Yanhui when he was in Tianqing Temple. It is the craftsmanship of a Taoist temple master. This Taoist monk and layman has been a cook for several generations. It is said that his ancestors had a royal chef. But the family cooking skills have not been left behind.

In addition, the Taoist priest also mixed some mysterious and mysterious things that he had learned, and a single meal can cook the five elements and gossip.

Yunyan has come back before, and this time she brought Bai Yutang with her. Because Yun Yanhui was regarded as his own by people from both Buddhist and Taoist circles in Tokyo, so although he didn't come much, the spectator welcomed him with pleasure and cooked a meal for the two of them.

After tasting it carefully, Bai Yutang chatted with the audience again, and even put forward two more constructive comments.

Guanzhu's cooking skills have been tempered for several generations and years, and there are no mistakes or omissions, but Bai Yutang has eaten all over the country, and the suggestions he gave are all the other dishes that can be applied.

Guanzhu is a monk, so I don't feel unhappy about other people's opinions, and I promise to give it a try and invite them to eat in the future.

Afterwards, Bai Yutang and Yun Yanhui went to a well-known restaurant to have wine and snacks.

After returning, Bai Yutang wrote a comment.

Yun Yanhui specifically asked to describe the taste of the dishes in more detail. When I took a look, I was instantly happy. The dishes described by Bai Yutang are not only extremely tempting and mouth-watering, he also describes the cooking process.

Although it is impossible to write down all the recipes, the key point is that Bai Yutang's writing is really very... tasteful, and writing about the cooking process makes people feel like running clouds and flowing water, kind of looking at farming writing Subtle refreshment. Because of the detailed description, when reading, it is more as the food is gradually cooked, as if seeing the ingredients with your own eyes and smelling the aroma.

This is not only in line with Yun Yanhui's requirements, but beyond his expectations.

"Okay, okay! The fifth master is really brilliant!" Yun Yan responded with a big boast, making Bai Yutang embarrassed, because the words he used were so numb, as if Bai Yutang had written it out. What a shocking poem about ghosts and gods... It's actually a food review!

Yun Yanhui picked up the pen and handed it to Bai Yutang, "Five masters, please give me another score."

Bai Yutang: "Score?"

"Yes, if the perfect score is 10, how many points does this dish achieve?" Yun Yan replied.

Bai Yutang pondered carefully, "So, it should be..."

"Wait!" Yun Yan raised her hand back, "It's not a score, it should be a cat!"

Bai Yutang didn't understand, "What do you mean?"

Yunyan smiled back and said: "Let's not talk about how many points, let's talk about how many cats. This is more in line with the pen name of the fifth master and more in line with our mysterious style."

——Whether the score is scored or the score is replaced by a cat, at this time, it is actually an unconventional and eye-catching gimmick. It is creating a maverick image of the author. To some extent, it can improve the Authority and attention.

Maybe you will guess why a dish is graded by one cat, two cats and three cats. Is it because of how many cats this dish can attract?

In fact, this aroused a kind of concern, asking Yunyan to reply, it was meaningless, if it weren't for the strangeness of marking a mouse, he would have wanted to call Bai Yutang a few mice.

Of course, this is also based on the condition that the food review is good enough, otherwise, no one will have unnecessary discussions if it is written dryly.

Bai Yutang didn't think so much, and waved his pen: "Six cats!"

Although Bai Yutang didn't criticize him, he seemed to be just average.

Yunyan replied, "What about the restaurant later, do you want to write it down?"

Bai Yutang frowned and said, "There can't be more than two cats in that house's dishes. Write, I want to criticize it."

——Bai Yutang has been applied very quickly, just described by a few cats and a few cats.

When Bai Yutang wrote his next food review, Yun Yanhui drew a fat cat on the side, using Sanmao as the prototype. Although it was a simple stroke, it completely captured the essence. This is their score.

After Bai Yutang finished writing, Yun Yan went back to read the second article, which was mainly scolding, and couldn't help but be amazed. I always feel... This article reflects Bai Yutang's strength, or characteristics.

Actually, that appetizer is not unpalatable, but many people like it. In the article, Bai Yutang wrote vividly and with reason, how rough their appetizers are. It tastes rich at first glance, but in fact, it cannot be tasted at all.

This family's appetizers, Bai Yutang, are not watched in the kitchen, but he himself fully knows how to cook these dishes, and it is so rough because of the lack of steps, and by the way, he recalled the fine products he had eaten, and there was no comparison. There is no harm.

Although there is no scolding, it is really hurtful to compare and compare.

Yun Yanhui edited and corrected the two manuscripts and sent them to the "Tokyo Daily".

The editorial department was very embarrassed when Yunyan returned to submit the manuscript.

It stands to reason that many of them here are from Yunyan's Muslim religion, or brought out by Yunyan's Muslims. They all know that Yunyan writes back the news, and there is definitely no problem.

However, this time, what Yun Yan sent back was not news, but food reviews. The writing is very moving, however, they are not sure whether such an article can be put on the literary edition.

You must know that the current "Tokyo Daily" literary section is full of talented people from all walks of life fighting each other, and suddenly there is an article about food, not to mention the literary talent, the style of painting is very strange at first...

Also, everyone couldn't evaluate the value of this thing, so after hesitation, they found Hu Hanlin to decide.

After reading it, Mr. Hu asked Yun Yanhui why he did this.

Of course Yun Yanhui couldn't say, I'll help you discover commercial value. He made a sloppy look: "Food is the **** of the people."

Hu Hanlin shook his head with a smile, "Well, let's go up and take a look first."

No matter what, just rushing back to Yunyan's knowledge of this industry, Hu Hanlin will also let him give it a try. Anyway, he knows that he has never failed before.

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The food review of "Bai Yu makes a horse for the cat" was published, and after several issues, it established a certain influence.

There is no editor's recommendation, it's just included in the literary edition. At first, some readers saw it and doubted their eyes. What the hell, between the poems and songs, why did a food note suddenly appear!

Looking at it again, the text is not fancy but quite agile, and the description is subtle, making people feel more and more hungry the more they read, the more hungry they look...

At the end, almost everyone ran to get something to eat. If there is food on hand, it will gradually feel boring.

And then, if it spreads to the eyes of ordinary people, the waves will be bigger. Bianjing has a lot of delicious food and a lot of foodies. Seeing that the writing is so tempting, they naturally want to come to the door to have a big meal.

And the comments criticizing the restaurant are also well-written.

Not many people have eaten the private kitchen dishes of Guanzhu, but many people have eaten in that restaurant. I used to think it was good. Now after reading it, especially the top grades I have eaten written in it, I will compare it with the author. The shortcomings pointed out are confirmed - ah, isn't it so!

Although the author's words are sharp, without a single swear word, he swears very hard, but it is well-founded. After reading the whole article, I just think that this criticism is hearty and convincing, and it renews my yearning for high-quality products. Almost everyone who has seen it agrees that the author must be a glutton.

There are still many people's concerns that this "Bai Yu makes horses for the cat" has rated several dishes, and he rated it with "cat". For example, in the appetizers of the restaurant, after the deliciousness, there are two cats drawn, while the private dishes in Taoist temples have the highest number of six cats.

Then the question is, how many cats are full? How many cats pass? Is there a level below the cat? How big is the difference between a cat? Why use cats for the evaluation...

In a short time, many discussions came out, and the attention of "Bai Yu is a horse for the cat" rose steadily. After several food reviews were published steadily, the supporters also rose. By watching this person's articles, you can not only master food information, but also learn some cooking tips from time to time...

This is really as Yun Yanhui said, and it has become a clear stream in the literature and art sector, making other literati quite speechless.

Let alone other literati writers, Li Zeyun is speechless. I didn't expect that Mr. Yun really made it out. Although the popularity is not as popular as the search column, but according to the reader survey, it has risen steadily!

——Let's not talk about these foreign objects, the reputation of "Bai Yu makes a horse for the cat" has most affected Yun Yanhui. It should be that after the attention of the food review increased, people in Kaifeng Mansion inevitably saw it. .

Zhan Zhao took the newspaper and forced Yun Yanhui and Bai Yutang to come. He said firmly, "You wrote this."

Bai Yutang and Yun Yanhui both looked at him innocently, but with Zhan Zhao's awe-inspiring aura, they were quickly defeated. With Zhan Zhao's judgment and knowledge of them, it's not surprising to guess.

Bai Yutang didn't even want to cover up, and simply took off his vest, "It's us!"

Zhan Zhao couldn't help laughing and crying, "You're still right... Yutang, why do you have to step on me for a pseudonym?"

Don't say that the cat in this "cat as a horse" is not referring to him.

Yunyan rubs her hands secretly, here it is, it's time to dump the pot!

Just as he was about to speak, Bai Yutang calmly spoke first: "I am cooperating with Zhufeng on food reviews, and I am half with him under this pseudonym."

Zhan Zhao immediately looked back at Yun Yan and said helplessly, "Chasing the wind..."

Yun Yan Hui didn't react at first, and then she yelled in her heart!

Bai Yutang said that he and Yunyan were half a person, and that "Bai Yu is a horse for Tang's cat" is half and half. !

Yunyan looked back at Bai Yutang with grief and indignation: I didn't expect your routine to be so deep...