The Millennium After Dying Young Chapter 78: Second Form: Domineering side leakage (4 more)
Probably because she was hit too badly, in the next four or five days, Gu Yue'er didn't come to her again.
Xu Le is not cheap enough to ask why people don't continue to ask such questions.
Of course the most important thing is that he has been so busy these days that he has no time to think about such trivial matters.
Since joining the "pet" team, Xu Le has gained more experience every day than in the past week. This made him couldn't help but ask himself, is he mentally retarded?
Why is such a simple thing never thought of before?
In just four days, the body's recovery rate has increased by two percentage points. According to this process, in three more months, you can go to heaven and earth.
As the saying goes, people are refreshed on happy occasions. Because of this, Xu Le finally didn't worry about the loss of more than 100,000 yuan.
The storefront room is located in the former Food City, because of the death, there has been no one here for a long time, so Xu Le bought a seat in it at a very low price.
The efficiency of the headquarters is very high. After receiving the money, a team came and started busy the next day. As of today, the work is almost finished.
Xu Le, the boss, can't get in the way, he can't even give a few pointers, because once he says something, he will reply, "This is the request of the headquarters", and Xu Le is speechless.
Frankly, it's not a very pleasant experience of being the boss.
The only commendable thing is that the name of the store has been changed from XX street branch to Beibei branch, and it has finally become a master.
At noon, Xu Beibei came over. As soon as the little guy arrived, he made a very subversive opinion.
"Here, can we add Peppa Pig?" Xu Beibei asked timidly, pointing at the wall.
Xu Le said with a dark face: "No, the master will not agree."
This is the only difference between him and his daughter.
Xu Beibei didn't speak, but looked at the decoration worker pitifully.
The team leader saw how cute Xu Beibei was, so he immediately laughed and asked if Xu Le was his daughter. After getting a confirmed answer, the team leader slapped his chest and said, "Of course, if my little sister wants it, uncle will make it for you." !”
"Yeah!" Xu Beibei cheered.
Xu Le went out with a dark face.
He felt that it would be better for him to do something meaningful, such as finding a cashier girl before the opening of the business. Let’s forget about shop decoration or something...
After eating at noon, Nan Xiaoxi sent Xu Beibei to school. The school is going to organize a spring outing today. Nan Xiaoxi is buying supplies for Xu Beibei. By the way, she brought the little guy to the shop to give advice. .
Looking left and right, Xu Le seemed to have nothing to do with him, so he moved a stool and sat outside the shop.
This sitting is an afternoon.
When the old man came over, Xu Le was sitting in front of the store. He was bathed in the sunset, drinking tea while looking at his mobile phone, and his posture should not be too leisurely.
The old man greeted him quickly, and said with a smile: "Master, I have already practiced my second move. Would you like to open your eyes?"
Xu Le looked up at him, then looked down at the phone, obviously, he was not interested at all.
The old Taoist was bored, but he didn't give up. He cleared his throat and said, "Master, this disciple's move is called domineering side leakage. Once used, it will shock the world and weep ghosts and gods! So, do you believe it is true?" Don't believe it!"
Xu Le thought for a while about the "tiger's body shaken" trick he used to do, and suddenly felt blessed, put away his phone, and looked up at him.
"So, this is a trick that removes some gas from a certain organ in the body to defeat the enemy without bloodshed?"
"No no!"
The old Taoist interrupted with a red face and waved his hand: "This one is named differently from the previous one. This time, it is an abstract nomenclature."
Xu Le yawned.
At this time, a young woman in revealing clothes happened to pass by in front of her.
The old Taoist's eyes lit up, he pointed at her and said, "Master, look, although this girl's legs are well hidden, but according to the distance between her knees, her figure and leg support are transformed. The pressure judged that the gap between her legs was five centimeters. What is the concept of five centimeters... According to the analysis of her figure and overall appearance, it is tentatively set at 6 points. Generally, girls with this score are 19 years old for the first time. "
The old man took a deep breath and concluded: "To sum up, this girl has completed 1250 times of XX in 3 years, about once a day on average."
After the old Taoist finished speaking, he let out a sigh of relief, and looked at Xu Le with a cheap smile.
Xu Le was dumbfounded.
What the **** is this guy talking about?
"This is a fortune-telling method."
The old man said complacently, Xu Le's expression is very useful to him.
Xu Le is not well. He has lived for a thousand years, and he has never seen such a fortune-telling method!
"Master, you are not clear about this aspect. In fact, fortune-telling is a process of observation, such as judging a person's eating habits through a piece of chocolate shavings at the corner of his mouth, and then extending it to all aspects. Of course, this It’s a relatively high-level operation. Generally, charlatans basically only talk about high-probability events, such as asking teenagers if they have troubles recently, whether they have emotional troubles, etc., which is actually bullshit. Who in this age group has no worries and thoughts about the opposite sex?"
Xu Le thought about it, it seems that this is really the case!
"Then you've said so much, what exactly is your skill?" Xu Le was also aroused, why did he feel that this guy was like an endorsement?
Is it fortune telling? On the contrary, it's more like the messy results deduced by academic masters through formulas. Most people don't understand it, and they only think it's tall and not aware of it.
The old man smiled and said, "It's called domineering!"
Xu Le is speechless, is this different from saying nothing?
Seeing that Xu Le was not happy, the old Taoist explained: "Actually, it is equivalent to adding a computer to my brain, which allows me to infer a lot of information through various signs of the target in a short period of time. "
Xu Le still doesn't believe it, it's too ridiculous, even more perverted than his divine sense.
The old man was about to talk, when Liu Zhuangzhuang, who had disappeared for a long time, reappeared and greeted Xu Le.
The old Taoist pointed at him and said, "Look, this man indulges too much."
Liu Zhuangzhuang, whose face was flushed just a second ago, suddenly became irritable, staring at the old man and saying, "Who are you talking about?!"
Xu Le said: "Beat him, it's fine."
Liu Zhuangzhuang glared at the old man, and ran away, looking very embarrassed.
The old man smiled and said: "Master, do you believe it?"
Judging from Liu Zhuangzhuang's reaction, Xu Le is a little convinced.
"How about you take a look for me?" Xu Le said suddenly.
The old Taoist said hello, and walked around Xu Le three times.
After three laps, he stopped suddenly, and said with surprise in his eyes: "Master, there is a spiritual light emanating from your Tianling Gai, you are going to fly to the top, and the dragon roars to the sky!"
Xu Le said unhappily: "Tell the truth."
"Didn't see it."
The old man held his breath, his face flushed.
In fact, he could see it, but he didn't dare to say it.
Could it be possible for him to say that he can see that Xu Le is so energetic, and he doesn't know much about human affairs?
After saying this, he was afraid that he would not be able to help but laugh out loud.
Then, it should be cold...
Xu Le saw his scruples, smiled, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and called up Xu Beibei's photo.
"Then help me look at my daughter."
The old man looked at the phone with a smile.
In the photo, Xu Beibei is grimacing, sunny and cute, impeccable.
But the moment the old Taoist saw this photo, his face was slightly solemn.
Xu Le asked strangely: "What's wrong?"
"Don't know."
The old man shook his head, Xu Beibei in the photo is obviously so beautiful, but for some reason, he feels a little uncomfortable.
This feeling is like an instinct, which cannot be expressed or described. The old man can only respond with "I don't know".
Xu Le was about to laugh, when the phone rang suddenly, Xu Le saw that it was Teacher Zhang, and quickly picked it up.
"Hello, Teacher Zhang, um..."
After saying a few words, the other party didn't know what to say, the old man saw Xu Le's complexion changed slightly, then put away the phone, and stood up slowly.
"Crack!"
The little plastic chair cracked open.
The old man took a deep breath, and was about to flatter Xu Le's way of inadvertently smashing the chair, but Xu Le looked at him with a sinking face.
The eyes are cold, as if looking at a dead person.
The old man shivered subconsciously. For a moment, he really thought he was going to die.
"I'll go to the hospital, you can do whatever you want."
The moment the sound sounded, Xu Le's figure instantly turned into a ball of water vapor, which quickly dissipated, completely clean, as if he had never appeared before.
The old man stretched his head and looked left and right in the street, but he couldn't see anyone, so he was stunned.
If he hadn't always known that Xu Le was so arrogant, he would have to kneel on the precipice now!
This movement is more terrifying than the special effects on TV, right? !
Think about the mental retardation I used to pretend to be in front of Xu Le with that little broken skill...
The old Taoist really wanted to dig a hole and bury himself!
What is the gap?
That's it!
After a while, he suddenly woke up.
"Master just said to go to the hospital? Who does he want to see?"