The Rebirth Waste Strikes Back Chapter 16: Failed to escape

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The moon is sparse, and it's early morning, and even the flowers have gathered up their petals and entered a sweet dreamland.

A figure suddenly flashed out of Hao Doudou's room, and Da Heizi, who was sleeping on the ground, stood up vigilantly, and kept screaming at the black figure.

"Shut up!" The figure was Hao Doudou. She lowered her voice and threatened Da Heizi: "You dare to make another noise, I will cut off your dog food tomorrow!"

This trick worked, and Da Heizi immediately stopped whimpering.

Aha! Sure enough, the man bent his waist for five buckets of rice, and the dog surrendered for a pile of shit!

Hao Doudou looked around for a long time, convinced that there is no danger, and then quickly ran his two fat legs toward the courtyard wall.

Ordinary people’s courtyard walls are much shorter than the high-walled courtyard of the Xiangfu, but it is about two meters. It is not easy to get past it, not to mention that Hao Doudou’s weight is still there, which is even more difficult. Heavy.

Damn! This family is also really weird, and there are no valuable possessions at home, why is it all right to build such a high courtyard wall, is the middle-aged woman worried that someone will steal her and go back to be a mother in the middle of the night?

Hao Doudou jumped up with her breasts, barely touching the wall with her two hands, but she was too fat, even though her two legs desperately kicked, her bulky body still couldn’t Climbing to the top of the wall, both hands were tossed out of strength, so they had to let go and land on the ground.

Unfavorable attendance.

But Hao Doudou didn't intend to give up. He turned around like a blowfly on the spot for several times, and his heart suddenly brightened. He ventured back to the room and took out a stool, stepped on his feet, and finally climbed onto the wall easily.

During this whole process, Da Heizi followed Hao Doudou from beginning to end. At this moment, seeing her riding on a high wall, she looked like she was ready to escape from prison at any time, and she suddenly realized that her ration is likely to be soaked. , Hurriedly yelled at her "Wang Wang", every sound was deafening like a thunder explosion. No matter how Hao Doudou put his index finger to his lips, he kept making "hush" noises, indicating that it would be silenced. Da Heizi ignored them, at all. Don't buy her account!

Hao Doudou: Well, you big sunspot, don't give me any affection! Since you are in the first year of junior high school, I will do the fifteenth as a girl, and if I don't give you dog food, I won't give you dog food!

Da Heizi: When I am stupid, you all run away, and you will leave dog food?

Hao Doudou was too lazy to deal with Da Heizi.

Girl, I'm leaving hey!

As soon as she closed her eyes and bit her teeth, she jumped out of the wall, and suddenly felt that one of her legs was being pulled by someone, and her heart sank suddenly: the damned bird! Caught the bird!

"What are you doing?" Dong Jiaxiang's voice came from under the wall.

What am I doing? Run away! Asking knowingly!

Hao Doudou slowly turned his head and looked down at Dong Jiaxiang, with a jealous smile on his face, pointing to the sky: "The moonlight tonight is good, I am watching the moon."

"Appreciating the moon?" Dong Jiaxiang is not stupid. How could he believe her words: "The moon has already gone down the mountain, what kind of moon are you admiring? I think you want to escape?" He pierced Hao Doudou's conspiracy and tricks.

"Where, where, don't it be okay to wrong people." Hao Doudou, a duck with a stubborn face, continued to stubbornly continue to talk nonsense: "It's because I went down the mountain and I can't see it, so people climbed so high. !"

Dong Jiaxiang has no leisure time to accompany her to play, and said: "Get me down!" Pulling his hand hard, Hao Doudou screamed and fell off the wall, and pressed heavily on Dong Jiaxiang. On his body, he almost squeezed his large intestine out.

"You are so heavy!" Dong Jiaxiang spit out these words with difficulty, and lifted Hao Doudou from his body.

When Dong Jiaxiang's mother heard the movement, she rushed to Hao Doudou and said angrily: "Want to run? I will break your legs if you run!"

The mother and son escorted Hao Doudou back to the room like prisoners, and locked the doors and windows tightly from the outside.

Before leaving, Dong Jiaxiang his mother said to the loyal **** man: "Take good care of you and reward you for your flesh and bones tomorrow!"

Da Heizi yelled a few times excitedly, as if thanking Lord Longen.

Hao Doudou only despaired for a while, and then he was relieved: Since he can't run away, he will be at ease. If you have a good night's sleep, you must replenish your energy before making plans. Opportunities are created by yourself. Come out! Calm! Calm!

When she muttered "Calmness" silently in her heart for the third time, the whole person had already plunged into her sleep. The sleeping snoring was snoring, and the fart was fart, don't mention how fragrant it was!

But before she slept for a while, she was woken up rudely. Dong Jiaxiang's face of a middle-aged and elderly woman that she hated came into her eyes.

Because she was disturbed by her dreams for no reason, Hao Doudou was upset with a million people in her heart, and yelled dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing!" Turning over and wanting to continue sleeping, she has already got a lot of soles on her ass. Pain, her drowsiness was immediately scared and disappeared.

Domestic violence? ! Hao Doudou sat up from the bed suspiciously, and the future mother-in-law was staring at her with a shoe in her hand: "You lazy thing, you can't get up after three poles in the sun. Today is your happy day, so you are not afraid to delay your luck. When?"

Hao Doudou glanced out the window: "Tomorrow, it will be bright, why lie to me? Besides, there are so many auspicious hours. I missed this and waited for the next one, so why hit me for this little thing?" /

"Bah! Bah! Bah!" Hao Doudou's future mother-in-law vomited three mouthfuls of sputum underground, and Hao Doudou was about to vomit from the sidelines: Your old man is too unhygienic.

The middle-aged and elderly women then prayed to the sky: "Children talk nonsense, right to fart, ancestors!" After the prayer, she changed a vicious expression and looked at Hao Doudou with fire-breathing eyes: "From today, I It's your mother-in-law, as long as you don't agree with me, I will beat you!"

Hao Doudou's heart suddenly fell below freezing, oh ha! What did I do in my previous life? I was beaten wherever I go. I know very well~~ I know that I can’t be the unbeaten in the East, let alone the lone lonely seek defeat, but I can’t become the second generation of God of Depravity. !

At this moment, someone knocked on the door: "Let’s take the girl away."

Aha! Is it a rescuer?