The Rebirth Waste Strikes Back Chapter 17: The night in the bridal chamber
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Hao Doudou stared at the door with hope, but saw Dong Ma, who was still gloomy a second before, had already become a spring breeze, knowing that the visitor would definitely not be a savior, and suddenly it was like a frustrated ball. Listless.
Dong Ma promised hurriedly: "Come! Just come!" She put her shoes on a bare foot in a panic.
When I walked to the door, I suddenly thought of something important. Turning around, he lowered his voice and venomously ordered Hao Doudou, who was wearing two eyes, "Don't tell anyone about me beating you!"
"Oh." Hao Doudou replied in a daze, and Dong Ma opened the door.
Several seven aunts and eight aunts came in happily, as if today was the day of their second marriage, the corners of their eyes and brows were beaming. They dragged Hao Doudou and walked out.
Aren’t you planning to get married? Why did they drag me out? Did they change their minds, before dawn, unconsciously want to sell me?
A picture immediately appeared in Hao Doudou's mind: In the building, she and a few oirans stood at the door holding handkerchiefs, and shouted at every passing man: " Guest officer, come in and play!"
As long as a man glances at them accidentally, they will wink in time.
After a while, the other oirans were hugged by men and walked into the green building. Only Hao Doudou was left alone in the cold wind and rain, shaking his handkerchief weakly, and his voice continued with sadness and anger. The guest: "Master, good job, reward me with a steamed bun, I'm almost starving to death. Otherwise...steamed buns are fine, I'm not picky."
"I look like a bun, but I still want to eat buns!" Passerby Jia laughed.
"Don't be picky about eating, **** or not?" Passerby B said evilly.
"Oh, you have a problem with your ears? Girl, I said you are not picky eaters, okay? Is **** food? You can eat it first for me!"
Without a word, Hao Doudou fights with passers-by.
The outside of the Qing Building is lively, and there are fiercely jumping inside. The proprietress took a feather duster and the tortoise ran around: "Tell you to buy me a money-losing goods! Tell you to buy me a money-losing goods!"
Hao Doudou became more afraid as he thought about it, wow! I am the daughter of a good family, how can I go to work in the red light district?
She hugged the door frame tightly and yelled: "Why do you want to sell me when you say that you are a daughter-in-law? Don't sell me, I am obedient and eat less!"
Before I finished shouting, the back of the head was slapped heavily: "Idiot! If you can sell it, it is the blessing of the old man. You can't sell it, so you can keep it for your own home. What are you shouting?" Dong Ma taught Tao.
"Really?" Hao Doudou stopped struggling and said dubiously: "Then where are you taking me?"
Several women looked at each other and smiled: "You are such a silly girl. From here on will be your in-law's family. How can a girl's family be married in her in-law's family? Naturally, I borrowed a relative's family to be your family's family, so that you can get out of the cabinet Slightly."
Oh, that's it. Hao Doudou let go of the door frame, and followed the group of women who had nothing to do and were too idle like a paparazzi who love to inquire about all kinds of gossip to a house, and let them shower her, change her clothes, and freshen her up.
When the crowd gradually dispersed, only a married woman was left with her in the room. The woman looked at Hao Doudou's stupid appearance and felt that she had to tell her some rules: "I will enter my husband's house later When opening the door of the bridal chamber, you must let your husband go first."
"Why?" Hao Doudou asked ignorantly.
The woman said in surprise: "Because the husband is the head of the family! Whoever enters the door will be the boss. Those who enter the door must listen to the one who enters the door. Moreover, it also seems that your family education is good. Cong husband. You should have read "The Biography of Women" and "The Book of Daughters". Girls should be respectful and virtuous."
Ouch! How to do? Girl, I only know the "Code of Conduct for Middle School Students," and I have never heard of "Biography of a Girl" or "Song of a Girl"!
"What if I don't follow it?" Hao Doudou really wants to know the ending. Isn't it a pig cage dip again?
"My husband's family can take you off on the spot!" The woman warned her seriously.
As soon as auspicious time arrived, a four-person sedan chair lifted Hao Dou.
Hao Doudou kept in mind that sister's warning, and when he stepped out of the sedan chair, no one looked at or listened to. He rushed to the bridal chamber under his red hijab.
When Dong Jiaxiang looked anxious, he ran to the front and stopped her and said: "You have to follow me, don't mess with your husband!"
Girl, I want to cheer up my wife.
Hao Doudou ignored him, bypassing him and moving on.
When Dong Jiaxiang didn't look good, he threw his legs to catch up. Anxious, Hao Doudou tore off the red hijab, lifted the skirt, and ran wildly. The two started a sprint race.
The people who watched the excitement and came to congratulate each other talked: "These two people are really anxious!"
"That is, I can't wait for a moment!"
"Dong, your grandson is just around the corner!"
"Thank you for your kind words." Dong Ma answered in a very embarrassing manner. There was a lot of people, what is this and what!
Hao Doudou and Dong Jiaxiang ran side by side to the entrance of the bridal chamber, and you pushed me to fight for the right to advance the door.
When the stalemate was at a stalemate, Hao Doudou suddenly took out a brick from his body and patted Dong Jiaxiang on the head.
"You, foul, rules!" Dong Jiaxiang bitterly pointed at Hao Doudou and said before he fell, he fell into the room tenaciously.
Hao Doudou held his body in time, pushed out the door, clapped his hands triumphantly and said: "The winner is the king, the loser is the bandit, haven't you heard of it?"
"Bold! It turned you back!" Dong Ma walked over, grabbed the bricks, and yelled at her fiercely: "You have lost the way of women before you enter the bridal chamber. What is the use of keeping you! Rest now! For you!"
Wow! Hurrah! This is what I want! Hao Doudou cheered in his heart.
"Mother! I will tell her to know the rules." Dong Jiaxiang struggled to get up from the ground and blocked it. In addition to the guests' persuasion, Dong Ma was already repaying a generous dowry from Hao Doudou. With delusions in his heart, he finally spared Hao Doudou.
If you can't make a plan, try another plan?
Before Hao Doudou came up with a new strategy, the night fell silently before anyone was prepared. The atmosphere is very awkward when two people are alone in the same room.
Although Dong Jiaxiang is a man, it is also the first time in his life. He is unavoidably cramped. He shyly looks at Hao Doudou, who is sitting on the side of the bed and not talking (actually thinking about countermeasures) and said: "Lady, it's late at night. Is it good to rest in peace?"
Only when his words fell, a quilt flew over and hit his head.
"You, on the ground. Me, on the bed." Hao Doudou commanded like a queen.
The shyness of Dong Jiaxiang's face vanished in an instant. Instead, he was shocked: "Good night tonight, you actually want me to sleep on the ground!"
"I like to sleep alone." Hao Doudou felt a little uncomfortable. It was obviously his advanced door. Why didn't Dong Jiaxiang bow down to her?
"From today, I will get used to sleeping with two people." Dong Jiaxiang smiled happily.
"Then..... There must be an excess, otherwise you can't accept it psychologically!" Hao Doudou stepped back.
"But I can't wait!" Dong Jiaxiang only felt blood boiled all over, and leaped on the bed.
Hao Doudou resisted in a panic, and asked in fear: "You...what do you want to do?"
Oh! Oh! In the wedding night in the bridal chamber, you ask what your grandfather wants to do? Of course... hey! Hey! Hey! Overlord insisted on bowing!
(The scale is big, of course it is really unacceptable, I am shy when I write)