The Rebirth Waste Strikes Back Chapter 18: Flicker

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"Stop!" Hao Doudou yelled suddenly, and Dong Jiaxiang was taken aback for a moment, revealing a sullenly determined smile: "Stop and stop, I will see what you have to do."

"It hurts your feelings when you say that. You see that we have been married for a hundred years. Then we have to work together. How can we use the three words'play tricks'?" Hao Doudou Speak earnestly.

"Hurting feelings? Do we have feelings? I really haven't seen it. Why—prove it with action?" Dong Jiaxiang slyly weaved a trap and waited for Hao Doudou to get in.

"I promise, I will prove it to you tomorrow night, but tonight..."

"Why not tonight? You are trying to slow down." Hao Doudou was interrupted by Dong Jiaxiang before he finished speaking, and he broke her mind.

"It's definitely not a postponement!" Hao Doudou said vowedly, and suddenly lowered his head, looking helpless, and said sadly: "I have difficulties."

"Difficulties? Do you have problems?" Dong Jiaxiang sneered from his nose, and said disdainfully.

Hao Doudou suddenly stopped talking and made a silent motion. The thief looked out the window secretly, and then whispered mysteriously in Dong Jiaxiang's ear: "I tell you something , You must never mention it to anyone, otherwise you will be condemned by God."

"What's the matter?" Dong Jiaxiang was affected by her emotions, and asked nervously in a low voice.

"I am a fairy in the sky." Hao Doudou said very solemnly.

"You--" Dong Jiaxiang laughed as soon as he heard it: "You are a fairy, then I am Erlang God!"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Hao Doudou quickly rushed to cover his mouth, and listened in a panic, then let go of his hand, and said in a serious manner: "Be careful! It's not that my second brother heard it. It's a joke."

"Your second brother? You said Erlangshen is your second brother?" Dong Jiaxiang looked at her incredulously with his eyes widening.

Hao Doudou nodded very firmly and said: "I know it is hard for you to believe, but this is the truth."

Dong Jiaxiang looked at Hao Doudou up and down, but he couldn't help but laughed, "Where is there such a fat fairy?"

"It was too fat, so I couldn't control the clouds and fell from the sky." Hao Doudou said sadly: "Do you remember the scene when we first met?"

"Remember, I just don't remember what my own mother looked like. I won't forget what you looked like at the time. I climbed up from the river like a water ghost with two bare legs!"

"Is my dress very different from that of mortal girls? That's right, I am a fairy!"

"No, the fairies in the painting are not like you." Dong Dong Jiaxiang still didn't believe it.

"The painter has seen fairies? No! It's just imaginative."

Dong Jiaxiang was puzzled when she saw that she had said that there was a basis, "Do you... have any evidence?"

"Evidence?" Hao Doudou rolled his eyes and removed a silver necklace from his neck. The pendant of the necklace was a large and exquisitely crafted zircon, shining under the candle light, Dong Jiaxiang looked dumbfounded. Past.

"Can you find this thing in the world?" Hao Doudou asked confidently.

Dong Dong Jiaxiang shook his head like a rattle, secretly calculating in his heart: This thing must be very valuable.

"Are you...really a fairy?"

"Why is it true or not? I am a fairy, okay."

"But...what does this have to do with our bridal chamber?"

"It's a big deal! Today is the last day the heaven is looking for me. If the heavenly soldiers find me tonight and see you with me, what do you think will happen to you?"

"How?" Dong Jiaxiang asked scaredly.

"A thunder and a bolt of lightning instantly split you into ashes. This is not the final result. In the end, you will be thrown into hell, frying the oil pan, climbing the knife mountain, if you are thirsty, you will not be given water, if you are hungry, you will not be given water. You can't die or live if you eat it!" Hao Doudou said all the terrible punishments she could think of.

"Then I will take you to the head office." Dong Jiaxiang said, wiping his face with cold sweat.

Hao Doudou was about to happily agree. He suddenly remembered the face of the middle-aged and elderly woman, afraid of outdated branches, he hesitated and said: "No, after tonight I will be free, and then you will be safe."

"Oh, oh, then I sleep on the ground." After Dong Jiaxiang finished speaking, he hurriedly jumped out of bed, hit a bunk on the floor and fell asleep, but after all he was a healthy young man, although he knew how to put a knife on his head. , But perseveringly, the flames burned his body, making him toss and turn to sleep, suddenly sat up and shouted: "I can't sleep!"

If you want to be struck to death by thunder, it's better than torture to death tonight, standing up and getting ready to climb on the bed again.

Hao Doudou sneaked out a brick from under his pillow in time, and unexpectedly patted it on top of Dong Jiaxiang's head.

"You...Why do you still have bricks?" Before fainting, the Dong family pointed to the bricks in her hand and asked nonchalantly.

"Oh, girl, I have collected a lot to open your eyes." Hao Doudou opened the mattress, and there were neatly arranged tiles underneath.

"I, I, I, you!" Dong Jiaxiang tried his best to halt every word, and fainted after speaking very hard.

"Thank you for the compliment! You should be able to sleep now?" Hao Doudou kicked Dong Jiaxiang, who was motionless like a dead man, and was about to go to bed. Suddenly, with a clever idea, he ran to the door gently and opened the door quietly. , Looking out, moonlight pouring down like water, the guests were long gone, the yard was quiet, a godsend opportunity!

Hao Doudou snickered, went back to the room and took a stool. Just as he was about to leave the room, he remembered something and turned to take a roast duck and ran out.

Only when he ran to the middle of the yard, a black shadow walked out of the flowers to block the way. Hao Doudou hurriedly stopped, his eyes flashing in panic.

Sure enough, the road is narrow!

Hao Doudou tore off a fat duck leg and threw it at the black shadow: "Da Heizi. I paid for the road."

The black shadow is the **** shadow. It wrapped the entire duck leg in its mouth in one bite, chewed it very hard, swallowed it in two swallows, and rushed up to stop it from climbing. Hao Doudou on the wall, just about to bark, Hao Doudou kept the roast duck with poor legs shaking in front of him: "If you dare to call, I won't give it to you."

Da Heizi closed his mouth immediately, and stared at the roast duck quietly with bright eyes.

"Let's two and one half, okay?" Hao Doudou discussed with it.

Da Heizi snarled unwillingly.

"Greedy guys, give it all to you."

Hao Doudou used all his strength to throw the roast duck as far as he could throw it, and Da Heizi chased it like an arrow.

Taking this opportunity, Hao Doudou finally escaped, but what fate was waiting for her?