The Rebirth Waste Strikes Back Chapter 23: The duck in hand flew away~~

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Hao Doudou got up from the ground with excitement, and ran over. Her hands were like dog paws on her chest. If she had a tail, she would wave her tail wildly to express her heart like a surging river. With the same expression of kindness, he asked flatly: "My lord, what do you want?"

The Eighth Prince groaned expressionlessly for a long time, not knowing what he was hesitating, before he said: "Girl, do you really want to lose weight?"

I don’t think very much, but very, very much. I’m thinking about it all in my dreams, but a fool doesn’t want it!

Hao Doudou nodded desperately, excited with excitement: "The prince is big, the little one has finally waited for your words!"

The Eighth Prince suddenly smiled without warning, and said to her extremely seriously: "Do you know that psychological cues are very important for weight loss?"

"Yes." Hao Doudou replied scratchingly.

The Eighth Prince said with a smile and mysteriously: "If you shout in the mirror every day, "I am a thin man! I am a thin man!" As long as you last for ten and a half months, guess what?"

"What? I became a thin man, am I?" Hao Doudou asked with his eyes full of hope and joy.

"The mirror will think you are so shameless!" After the Eighth Prince said, with a wave of his hand, the sedan chair set off.

Hao Doudou heard the sound of her face falling to the ground again.

Te mother, are you crazy? Are you asking the girl to make fun of me?

When one day, girl, I succeeded in losing weight and shocked the world, you would kneel down under my sister’s pomegranate skirt, girl, and I won’t give you a glance!

Hao Doudou thought with anger, but immediately like a discouraged ball, he was extremely frustrated: Ouch! I'm afraid I won't be able to wait until the day when I am in peace, and I can't wait to lose weight to a bolt of lightning. What's more, even if I really lose weight to a bolt of lightning, if the prince is willing to favor myself, according to the girl's personality, I will definitely fly in desperately.

Oh hoo! Girl, how spineless I am, how lost my integrity!

She was complaining about herself, and suddenly felt something strange around her. When she looked closely, she was surrounded by beggars at some point, and they all stared at her with a grinning sneer, and the leader faced her face to face.

Hao Doudou's heart fell into the abyss with a "grumbling". With a chubby face pale, he tremblingly asked: "You...what do you want to do?"

The leader grinned, and a mouthful of corn teeth kept dangling in front of Hao Doudou's eyes. Hao Doudou felt nauseous, and vowed in his heart that he would never eat corn anymore! (Girl, I really hate pigs, so I will eat more pork in the future! I also call on everyone to eat, and keep eating pigs as rare animals!)

"She asked what we wanted to do? I forgot all of a sudden!" The leader said with a smile on his face.

The look in Hao Doudou's eyes from left to right was full of irony, and they all laughed loudly.

"We don’t rob us of wealth, nor rob us of sex." The leader stopped laughing and said solemnly, looking at her regretfully and shook his head: "Actually, we are not that great, but you have no **** to rob us. !"

"That's good!" Hao Doudou sighed, raised his hand and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, ah! Almost scared me to death!

"We're just here to collect the accommodation fee." The leader bent over and folded the whip in his hand.

"A charge for accommodation?" Hao Doudou asked in surprise.

"You didn't forget, did you?" The leader asked sternly, with a wave of the whip in his hand, trying to create some momentum, but he drew him to the side who was smiling like an idiot.

The little brother made a scream, rushed into the sky, and landed suddenly. His ragged clothes were pulverized by the whip, revealing **** scars, and he kept rolling on the ground in pain.

Hao Doudou rolled his eyes in fright and almost fainted. His two legs were involuntarily shaking like playing a pipa. He always wanted to kneel and wanted to kneel...

She reluctantly held on to the beating little heart, and replied in a panic: "I didn't forget! I didn't forget!"

"It's okay if you haven't forgotten!" the leader applauded, a cold and vicious smile on his lips.

"More...how much?" Hao Doudou screamed "Deadly" in his heart, while holding the precious gold ingot with two hands "There is no silver in this place". pocket.

"Not much, just an ingot of gold." The leader said lightly, but Hao Doudou's mood became heavy. She remembered the phrase "like a mourning concubine" in Chinese and classical Chinese.

Ah yo, girl, my feelings, such as the bereaved concubine, should be sad.

But, how could it happen to be just one pill? Hao Doudou raised her head in surprise, and inadvertently met the dodge eyes of the senior beggar, and all of them understood instantly. I am afraid that this ingot of gold could not be kept, but she was reluctant to lose it without covering the heat, and said in a discussing tone. "The temple is broken like that. How can it be worth an ingot of gold a night? Even a five-star hotel is not so expensive!"

When the leader heard that, another whip was thrown out, and he accidentally slapped it on the little brother who had been lying on the ground groaning, and suddenly screamed like a pig. (At this time, the pig lifted up blankly Eyes: He told me something, I'm just eating pig feed quietly, so I can get shot!) Feeling that life is better than death, and the pain is so painful that it rolls crazily on the ground.

The leader threatened: "I set the price? Or you?"

Hao Doudou was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak any more. He had already wanted to kneel on his knees and fell to his knees with a thump as he wished. He kept on his knees and said: "Da Wang Ding! Da Wang Ding! Of course it is Da Wang Ding!" The pain of turning over the river and the sea came after another, and tremblingly took out the ingot of gold, and raised his head respectfully.

The leader snorted coldly, grabbed it, put the weight in his palm, and showed an insatiable smile on his face. With a wave of his hand, he left with them.

I didn't go far, and threw a few coins at Hao Doudou without looking back, and said kindly: "Reward you!"

Hao Doudou looked at the bleak copper coins on the ground, but he hesitated to pick them up. From nowhere, a few dirty monkey children jumped up, grabbing the copper coins on the ground without any eyes. Hao Doudou looked anxious. , Rushed up and shouted: "That's mine!"

No one cares about her.

The monkey children came and went like wind, and the copper coins on the ground disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Hao Doudou was very depressed, and the duck in his hand flew away. It didn't even have the roots or feathers left. It was too natural!

Unconsciously, it was midday, the sun was shining brightly, and Hao Doudou was worried that he would bravely fall on the side of the road if he stood still.

She had to drag heavy steps under the scorching sun, her pockets empty, her stomach empty, and she sighed. On the way into the rivers and lakes for the first time, she fell into a dog to eat shit, and a bowl of hot rice that was out of reach became an unattainable luxury. comfort.

She stared gluttonously at the various snack stalls on the roadside, drooling and tearing. The first time she felt hungry was an unbearable torture.

At this moment, Hao Doudou suddenly heard a woman yelling: "Hurry and catch her!"

Huh~~~Why is this voice so familiar? ?