The Rebirth Waste Strikes Back Chapter 23: The horrible aunt

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Under the oppression of various high-risk methods and the gloomy mentality of his own desire to solve the trouble as soon as possible, the big aunt proposed one, and he agreed to one. In the end, he was sadly reduced to a nodding machine.

Although the aunt’s suggestions are numerous, what scares the ghost the most is that he, as the husband of the elder aunt of the royal family, should be there when the aunt needs it, and One day every month, one must fulfill the obligation of being a husband. Otherwise, he is free.

From then on, the night of the full moon every month is a night of horror when the ghost is sad. As long as he thinks that his aunt, who is frightened, is about to arrive, he will sleep and eat.

It’s not because the aunt’s excessive demands on men’s and women’s matters make him tired, but she has to dictate his career as soon as she comes, and even go to battle in person, often causing many major accidents, such as pollution. Environment, harm to small animals, etc.

Once I ate into my mouth the elixir which is still in the research stage, the result is that the elixir is composed of phosphorus, nitrate, charcoal and other substances. Once it enters the human body, I don’t know what chemical substances are produced. After the big aunt let a loud fart, she penetrated the roof like a rocket and launched into the vast universe. Fortunately, she was rescued from the hands of death, but the house All ruined.

Gui Jianshou spent another three months to rebuild the house, which is a huge loss for a scientist who loves scientific research.

So ghosts often feel sad when they see sorrow. In his simple heart, career is his lifelong pursuit. When such an ignorant woman jumps out to make trouble, don't mention how sad it is.

What makes him sad is that his reputation in the arena has also been stinking. As long as there are people, there is a legend about him. What is it that he uses * incense to lure the ignorant and pure royal aunt...

But the fact is that when he went down the mountain that day, his aunt had an extremely good impression of his well-developed body. Then, under the teasing of a female chasing a male compartment, the **** ghost couldn’t hold it back. , Lost heroically...

Oh! The past is unbearable looking back on the moon!

Since then, the ghosts have seen melancholy, and they have set their home on the cliffs, isolated from the world, hiding in their own little world, and studying various poisons, medicines and antidote to make oneself forget the pain, just wish this life Just stay here to the end.

So when the eighth prince pigeon passed the book, his first reaction was to eat the postman and let the eighth prince catch the blind.

Who knows that his wife loves the Eighth Prince and regards it as her own, so she personally summons the ghost to see sorrow.

Although the home of the ghost is on the cliff, the aunt is not difficult for this. She asked someone to take the ladder, climbed up by herself, and did not enter the house. She yelled outside and never let him down. Responsibility has been scolding him for being innocent, and calculating the old and new accounts together, in a word: he is a beast in clothes!

Gui Jianshou was overwhelmed by her scolding, and she had no intention of working. This was a journey through the world. Unexpectedly, the Eighth Prince suddenly threw him a fat girl who was unconscious, and threatened that if he didn't do what he said, he would ask his aunt!

When the ghost sees sorrow, he has to frown and carry the bandaged silkworm baby Hao Doudou back home. He really doesn't want to come twice a month for his aunt...

Furthermore, Hao Doudou has recovered completely under the arbitrary treatment of ghosts and sorrows that has been superb in medical skills.

The hemorrhage from internal organs that day was sorrowful, the ghost stopped it with acupuncture on the spot, just to cooperate with the Eighth Prince in a play and deliberately said to use blood ganoderma.

Hao Doudou was very active, and lying in bed for half a month was a kind of torture to her. What made her feel more terrible was that during this period, Gui Jianshou only kept giving her needles and never gave her She even eats a grain of rice! And even more terrifying is that she is still alive! And apart from the uncomfortable gluttony, there is no discomfort!

She also asked Gui Jianshou about this question, and his answer is easy to understand: "The old man uses acupuncture to make you consume your own fat. Of course, you don’t feel hungry without eating, let alone starving to death. Up."

So when Gui Jianshou came to her bed with half a chicken before removing the bandages on the last day, because she hadn't eaten food for a long time, just when she almost forgot the taste of meat, Gui Jianshou came to her. How charming the half of the roast chicken is to her can be imagined by a pig.

So, the salivating Hao Doudou sat up in shock while he was dying and stretched out a hand of friendship to Gui Jianshou, and said sincerely: "Uncle, can you give me some food?"

The ghost turned around as soon as he heard it, for fear that Hao Doudou, a former critically ill patient who had just escaped his life, would **** the chicken from his hand.

He didn't even lift his head when he ate, and said vaguely: "No, that boy Defang said, I want to make you thin, or I will trouble the old man!"

Hao Doudou's lifelong pursuit of thinning into a bolt of lightning has always been Hao Doudou's pursuit. She was pleasantly surprised: "Am I thin?" She lowered her eyes and saw that the bandages that had been tightly stretched on her body like tights were all loosened and she was happy. , Immediately issued an order to dismiss: "Uncle, do you avoid it, I want to remove the bandage."

Ghost saw sorrow and walked out "graciously".

In a short while, a scream like a madman came from Hao Doudou's room, rushing into the sky.

What's the situation?

The ghost who was enjoying the food rushed into the room, and Hao Doudou was crying bitterly in the quilt with his head buried.

"What's the matter, fat girl?" The ghost panicked, he wouldn't coax girls.

Hao Doudou put his head into the quilt and looked at him for a while, crying harder, and after a long time, he raised his head. It didn’t matter if he raised his head, the room was suddenly full of brilliance. Everyone can't wait to see.

I saw a handsome face in front of me, teardrops still wet, like a pear blossom with rain, pitiful, a pair of big eyes are crystal clear, translucent like crystals, eyelashes are long and trembling, like butterfly wings fluttering. The nose is small and straight, the corners of the mouth are naturally raised, and there seems to be a slight smile, the skin is snowy, and it can be broken by blowing, she is really a stunning woman! Coupled with a black hair randomly scattered on both sides of the elegant white neck, it adds to the infinite scenery.

The ghost was surprised at the sadness, and asked incomprehensibly: "You have become so beautiful, why are you sad?"

"Uncle——" Hao Doudou raised two bows of Qiushui, and asked pitifully, "Can you do plastic surgery? My body is full of scars."

When the ghost saw the sorrow, I remembered that Hao Doudou had a wound that had been poked by long hair. Her face became stiff, and she said embarrassedly: "I won't." He was busy comforting: "What's the matter? Wear, who knows those scars on your body?"

"What should I do in summer? Nothing to show my arms and legs!" Hao Doudou finally lost weight. Of course, he wanted to pretend to show off his good figure casually when the sun was scorching, but the scars on his body were really hideous. I'll run away if I see it.

Seeing that there was no way to ask for help, Hao Doudou hung his head in disappointment, expressing frustration. At this moment, someone came in suddenly outside the door.