The Rebirth Waste Strikes Back Chapter 9: First encounter by chance
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The white fox was just fainted by the stench on Miss Xiangfu's body. At this time, it was burned by the fire, and it was heartbroken. It immediately recovered, and immediately bit Hao Doudou's hand. Took a big mouthful.
Hao Doudou made a scream of pain, "Wow!" He immediately let go, and the white fox fell into the burning fire, and immediately jumped high, shouting: "Mom! I'm burning to death!" Holding a fire, whistling and fleeing, leaving Hao Doudou with a stunned expression of lightning and thunder like a stone sculpture, a violent wind and huge waves rose in his heart: "Just now... who was talking? Mr. White Fox? "
Hao Doudou shook her head vigorously. If it hadn’t been for her thick neck and firm foundation, her round and big head was almost thrown off by the rude head shaking. She hurriedly stretched out her two hands and held it down. The guy who was eating, surrounded by countless Venus flashing past his eyes, continued to think: "Never possible! It must be an illusion!"
Finding the answer, she finally closed her wide open mouth with peace of mind, and looked dejectedly at the direction of the disappearance of the white fox outside the temple gate. Her heart was filled with the unlucky psychology and desolation of the cooked duck flying away. Staring at the mountains and wilds at night, I don't know where the dinner tonight is.
In order to survive to see the sun tomorrow, Hao Doudou decided to go to bed hungry.
She lay silently on the cold ground without moving, trying to minimize the amount of fat on her body being consumed, but her nose uncontrollably caught the fur left behind after the fur of the white fox in the air was scorched by the fire. The taste of the protein after being burnt.
It smells so good! She took a few deep breaths.
Huh~~~? Why is the smell getting stronger and stronger? Could it be that the white fox didn't run away, but was seriously injured by the fire and died outside the door?
The more Hao Doudou thought about it, the more she felt that it was possible. She was overjoyed. In order to match the excitement at this time, she specially came to beat a carp, but it was too fat and ended in failure.
It doesn't matter, come again! Girl, I'm so easy to face difficulties and bow my head!
Hao Doudou's fat body trembled violently in place, but he failed!
Okay, girl, let me accept the reality, but this has absolutely nothing to do with obesity, it's all due to not eating all day.
In the end, she adopted a reliable method: she stood up from the ground with a crawl, and rushed out of the temple gate with extremely excited steps, just to bump into a bunch of a teenager who entered the temple gate.
Hao Doudou, who fell to the ground, has raised beautiful willow leaf eyebrows, ready to have a deep fight with the guy who does not have eyes, but after seeing the appearance of the person, she is only silly. Smiled in a daze.
The young man is so good-looking, like a Pian Pian who came out of the comics, so touched the girl's heart, the handsome face can withstand scrutiny and side by side.
No! This must be a dream! How can there be such a beautiful person in the world? !
Hao Doudou put a finger in his mouth and took a big bite: Look, it doesn't hurt at all, I know I'm dreaming!
She was regretful in every possible way. The beautiful teenager in front of her suddenly let out a scream that resounded across the sky, and the whole person followed the scream with a "swish" like a sky cannon fired by Hao Doudou during the Chinese New Year. A big hole was placed on the roof, and then it fell straight in front of her, her hair all up, like a golden lion king.
The boy viciously stretched out a finger swollen like a carrot and looked at her angrily: "Why are you biting me?!"
"I didn't wow!" Hao Doudou looked at him innocently and shrugged.
The young man stared dryly, with a tragic expression of knocked out teeth and blood swallowing, for a long time he tried to restrain the mania of wanting to kick her to death, and asked politely: "Girl, you won't reply at this late How can my family wander in the wilderness?"
Hao Doudou wanted to tell the truth, but suddenly his eyes rolled and he thought about it. It's better...
She knelt down under the beautiful boy's pomegranate robe with a "plop", and hugged the boy's two* with both hands, crying in a Peking opera accent: "How miserable the slave family——,
The father and mother of the slave family today,
Bring the slave family to enjoy the flowers,
I met King Mountain on the way,
Forced to rob slaves and act as a village,
The whole family resisted,
The parents of the slave family saved me,
Both fell in a pool of blood,
The slave family escaped,
Lost in a panic,
Run to this barren mountain and field,
I didn’t eat the horse for a day,
Fortunately, I met you, but I hope you can help him! "
In order to enhance the effect of moving people's hearts, Hao Doudou finally performed the classic action of shaking her head and shaking her hair when screaming for injustice in Peking Opera, and she stopped before she dazzled her eyes and looked forward to her face. Looking up at the young man.
The beautiful young man shook his legs and wanted to pull them out, but Hao Doudou hugged too tightly. He had to give up this great idea and "cut!" with a disbelief on his face and said: "Really? Could that mountain king be a blind man who would like you to be the wife of the village? You are so fat that no one wants to pour the toilet for the ladies of the rich without any money!"
Hao Doudou turned into frost and beaten eggplant in a second, completely wilted, drooping his head and said sincerely: "Well, I'm telling you the truth, in fact, I was a fun and separated from my family."
"Stop the nonsense, separated from your family? I think your family deliberately abandoned you, right? Fatty is like this, so you don’t need a gift money, and then a good dowry, your father and mother I can't marry you? Where do they put their faces?"
"So son, you have to be pitiful! The fate of the slave family is in your hands. From today onwards, the slave family is your person, and death is your ghost!"
Hao Doudou was ecstatic. He didn't expect that he managed to get a handsome pot in a few words.
It's not good to be overwhelmed, but you can't hold it back. I'm lucky and I will be a blessing in disguise! Unlucky people, please come on! Also, don’t underestimate the waste around you, okay?
Just as Hao Doudou praised her wit crazy in her heart, she heard the cold voice of the beautiful boy above her head: "I would rather be beaten back to the original shape than I would never want you! Let go!" In order to cooperate With the last two words, the boy struggled hard.
"Don't let it go!" Hao Doudou said firmly and decisively, pulling on his waistband with milking force.
"The pants are almost taken off by you! I said girl, do you have no sense of shame?"
"Not for the time being, I only have hunger! Unless you treat me to a good meal, I will let you go!" Hao Doudou stepped back, pretending to be pitiful, but staring fiercely Beautiful boy.
The boy was almost forced to explode. Like the Dragon King of East China Sea helping Monkey King put out the fire, he kept pouring rain in his heart, finally extinguishing the burning anger in his heart.
Special mother! How much does Lao Tzu want to smash this dead girl to death, this heart can be learned from the heavens!
"Okay, I'll take you to eat delicious food!" The beautiful boy finally relaxed and made a brave choice.
Hao Doudou, who was still lingering just now, seemed to be yelled: "The time to witness the miracle has arrived!" Suddenly it was like a little demon resurrected with blood in the game, his face radiant and radiant, "Chun!" The ground jumped up from the ground, holding the boy’s arm affectionately, filled with a little sadness, taking advantage of this good opportunity to write as much oil as possible, and after a meal, they would go to each other. The mountains and rivers are hard to meet, and there will be no chance to kiss the young Fang Ze again.
She took the initiative to shield the corners of the boy's violently twitching mouth, happily like a fat sparrow, twittering all the way.
Walking, suddenly the nose smelled and smelled in the air, and finally narrowed the focus of attention to the back of the beautiful boy, and asked suspiciously and seriously: "You hide the barbecue behind your back?"