The Rebirth Waste Strikes Back: The fourth one, meeting an old friend in another country
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"Hao Doudou! What kind of **** is Nima doing?" A furious voice sounded in Hao Doudou's ear like a thunder, and the body was immediately pushed back and forth very ungently.
With an inexplicable smile on her face, a woman who was sleeping in a big font reluctantly woke up from her beautiful dream, and sat up unwillingly, her fat face was full of grievances, with a chubby Rubbing her sleepy eyes with her little hands, after seeing Song Yiming's grumpy and angry look, she even cheered a little.
"Yi Ming, you finally woke up!" Hao Doudou said in surprise and threw into his arms.
Song Yiming stopped her intimate behavior in time, and she took a deep breath, taking a deep breath, and suppressing the anger that was about to erupt, trying to stay calm. , Put on a sincere and earnest expression: "Doudou children's shoes, we really broke up, so don't get entangled, even if you get my people, they won't get my heart."
Hao Doudou, who had been looking around and not in a state of surroundings, was finally able to draw his attention to the normal channel by Song Yiming’s last sentence. He suddenly heard a very funny joke and couldn’t help but laugh out loud. He said: "Yi Ming, did you break your brain when you crossed? Girl, I'm only fifteen years old this year. Before you think about a man, you should keep your boyhood, maybe you can send It can be used for big purposes, such as practicing some kind of boy skills, golden bells, etc., with one being ten, and taking us out of danger."
Song Yiming shook her head pityingly and looked at her incorrigible, sighing pretentiously: "Oh, what do you want me to say to you? In order to make it realistic, you really worked hard. Finding such an ancient woodshed to imprison me, do you want to make up a story about us being kidnapped by gangsters, and then your hero saves the beauty so that I can be fooled by myself?"
Hao Doudou's mouth twitched and looked at the chattering super narcissistic guy in front of him. The hand on the pile of firewood had already grabbed two handfuls of dry straw, and he wanted to put it into that nasty one-by-one mouth. .
But in the end she gave up this pleasing move. In any case, the two are now grasshoppers tied to a rope, and they must work together to escape danger. Little can't bear to make big plans.
"No, we really traveled through and came to the Song Dynasty." Hao Doudou said very seriously with a pair of innocent eyes open.
Song Yiming stood up, looked at her condescendingly, snorted coldly, with an expression of "I won't believe what you said even if I killed him".
Hao Doudou got up from the ground, and went to pull the door of the wood house. The sound of chains colliding with each other was heard outside the door.
The voice of a rough man came in from outside: "Inside, be honest, don't think about making trouble, let alone running away, or I will stab you to death!"
"Uncle, I just want to ask what dynasty is now." Hao Doudou asked respectfully through the door.
"It's the Great Song Dynasty, you girl, even if she is fat, she's so stupid!" The person outside said contemptuously.
Hao Doudou stopped talking, and looked back at Song Yiming with a sentence on his face: "Look, I really didn't lie to you."
Song Yiming's eyes were full of ridicule: "This little bit of carving tricks wants to trick me into learning the bully brother?"
He walked to Chai Gate and pushed the door forcefully. The door really couldn't open. He put his eyes on the crack of the door and looked out. There was also a curious eye outside the door looking in, both eyes fiercely. All the people inside and outside the door were shocked.
Even though it was just a glimpse, Song Yiming still saw the two big men in ancient costumes and spears standing outside the door.
He couldn't help but swallowed his saliva with a guilty conscience, and turned his head to stare at Hao Doudou: "These are the designs you asked your rich father to design. It's really hard work!"
Hao Doudou was already lying comfortably on the haystack at this time: "My father will not care about me. He has given me a dowry money and let me fend for myself. Will he help me do these boring things? "
When it comes to money, Song Yiming becomes sensitive: "Then how much money do you have left?"
"Without money, there is no dime. You want to go all the way."
Song Yiming secretly gave herself a thumbs-up in her heart. The breakup was really timely. If we have no money, how could my handsome brother Song play with you, a fat girl?
However, he was disturbed by the ubiquitous weird atmosphere, and asked half-trustfully: "We...really crossed?"
Hao Doudou said affirmatively, "Hmm!", his eyes looking at the ceiling became deeper........
When those ruthless spears were about to pierce her youthful body, her desperate sentence at the last moment saved her precious life.
The maid with a strong body odor smelled "Slow!" in time to prevent the tragedy from happening. Her expression was obviously not as rigid and tense as before, but her face was full of question marks: "You... .... Does it really cure body odor?"
If I really know how to cure Guliang, I won’t read any books for a long time, and I will open an outpatient clinic that treats body odor. At this time, I must have made a lot of money. Our world is a stinky girl like you. Not a lot!
She stared at the eager eyes of the longing body odor girl, nodded solemnly, and said with an upright face: "Believe me, if it can't be cured, you will do it, Miss!"
After finishing speaking, she cut her neck with a knife with her hand.
(Voiceover: Brother Xinchun, I don’t know what to do, I don’t know if it’s true or not, it’s plastic, I’m sure to be fooled if I believe!)
"Miss is big, you are so beautiful, don't ruin your reputation because of the annoying body odor."
When the body odor maid heard it, her heart burst into joy and she said embarrassedly: "Don't bark, I'm not a lady."
"No way, Meicheng is like this, and her temperament is so good, I don't believe it if the lady killed me!"
Hao Doudou said brightly.
The body odor maid caressed her face shyly and said: "The Lun family is really not a young lady, just a close-fitting maid beside her, but I am a well-deserved flower in the whole Xiangfu! You can call me Axiang. "
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
"What is your name?"
"Hao Meili." Hao Doudou lowered his head shyly, twisting the end of the long ponytail embarrassingly with one hand.
After listening to their conversation, the soldiers all ran to the distance, the big beads and the small beads fell on the jade plate and vomited endlessly, leaving only the girl Axiang and the girl now renamed Hao Meili in the same place. Look at each other...