The Record of Unusual Creatures Chapter 18: You have to live this way in the future?


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Hao Ren was walking on the way home, holding a stack of inferior quality printing paper in his hand, and felt very excited.

By the way, there were tears in my face.

From today on, he is a super-civilized employee across the world. He is an earth man who can talk directly to the fairy. Behind him is a behemoth like Space - Time Administrative Bureau that can make people tremble for a long time. He Holds the contract of God in his hand, and his job number can still be found in the heaven time attendance book-if thrown into a world of divine supremacy, he can even proudly declare himself a candidate for the Son, as long as he can pass the internship test From contracted son to lifetime son ...

Are you saying that this will make people's hearts burst into tears?

Why the gods are different from what I have seen in TV novels before!

But anyway, Hao Ren was registered in a rather terrible place, no matter how strange that Raven 12345 and the Space - Time Administrative Bureau behind her and the whole "Xiling Empire", in short they are incredible than anything Hao Ren has seen before .

Hao Ren looked down at the contract in his hand and remembered what Raven 12345 finally said to him: "From today on you are the trainee examiner. Taking care of the tenants in your family is your only task at present. Departments of theology are not used to managing their direct organizations in the form of churches like general religions, so our units rate employees according to attendance and credit. You ’d better not follow the religious legends and church brochures on earth, I have encountered such bear children in other worlds ... do n’t bother, you just have to work hard. "

Sigh silently, and confirm that you are on a thief ship again. Hao Ren piled up the broken chapters in your pocket and prepared to go back and lock it to a safe place to prevent being eaten by "Roll" . To be honest, Hao Ren does not completely believe his experience today, and he is also very suspicious of that Raven 12345, especially when he is holding such a few pieces of paper in his hand, he is even more suspicious of the whole thing (nonsense, you have seen the Tenjin contract is to use a printer Typed out? And there are typos on it!), But as I said before, Hao Ren is a person who can understand the situation very well. No matter what the origin of Raven 12345 is, anyway, she can only see the difference between her and Hao Ren in terms of her ability. In addition, even if she writes wrong words, she likes to pick her fingernails, eat pancakes, fruit rolls and spring onions and speak upside down ... that is not something ordinary people can handle.

So Hao Ren must cooperate well if you want to ensure your life is happy.

Walking on the desert road under the scorching sun, Hao Ren took out his mobile phone to check the time, and then looked at the road that was empty before and after, and even a ghost shadow could not be seen, could not help but sigh in my heart: this works for God It ’s so unreliable. How can I not solve even a single vehicle? I ’m a prophet when I throw my identity in the theocracy. How do I accept the call from the gods (that is, sign a contract) and return home? I have to squeeze the bus myself? And I haven't waited for the bus for a long time!

He could n’t help but think of the myths and legends on the earth, and he tried to find how the avenues of enlightenment of the sons and prophets in history went home, whether he squeezed in a carriage with others or ran back, and he thought for a long time. No conclusion: which Bible will write this!

When he was thinking about it in his heart, a burst of ringtones suddenly came into his ears. Hao Ren grabbed the phone and found it was an unknown number-fortunately, it was n’t such a magical number like 00000012345.

"Hello, hello, who are you looking for?" Hao Ren answered the phone and asked very politely-from now on he is a person of identity, and he should always pay attention to his words and deeds, although he is above his head The goddess was not very reliable, but he decided to make himself more reliable.

As a result, the voice of Lily came from the receiver with a little anxiety: "Landlord! It's me! I'm Lily!"

"Two ... Lily?" Hao Ren almost called out the words "foolish Werewolf". Fortunately, it was controlled in time. "What's wrong?"

"Oh, I suddenly remembered that there was your phone in the advertisement for renting a house. I did n’t find the address yesterday for a whole day. It would be nice if I called you directly ..."

Hao Ren sweats under his forehead: "... You just call me to say this?"

Lily's voice was suddenly excited: "Ah no! Vivian is a bit wrong. She flew out suddenly just now, she flew out when she opened the window in the daytime! I didn't catch up with it!"

Hao Ren really want to roar out: this is the point! Why is your foolish calling upside down?

"Vivian flew out? Become a bat flying?" Hao Ren doesn't know why he still pays attention to this strange thing at this time, because he has been a little dazed: he just called himself a few minutes ago. I patted the chest for the woman of God to make sure that the strange creatures in the family could live a peaceful life. As a result, it only took a few minutes away from the family, and something went wrong at home!

"It turned into a lot of bats flying," Lily corrected it seriously, and then said in a hurry, "What else did she say when she flew away? This place is unsafe ... I don't know who to look for, I'll call you. "

"You are waiting at home, don't just run out, I will go back quickly." Hao Ren said hurriedly, and at the same time the afterglow of the corner of his eyes saw a broken bus not far away, he was on the side Stopped the car and explained to Lily, then hung up the phone in anger, squeezed into the car and began to wonder: what the **** is that Vivian?

Although Hao Ren knows very little about the aliens, the only knowledge is from the unreliable TV novel urban legend (the facts have proved that these things are not reliable at all), but he is at least sure that vampire is in It ’s really uncomfortable in the sun, and Vivian admits it personally, so he dare to believe that the vampire turned into a bunch of bats during the day and flew out. It ’s definitely not awake and wants to go out and relax-there must be an emergency! And what does Vivian say "this place is unsafe"? Refer to your own home?

Hao Ren knows that the creature with the highest fighting power in its own family except vampire is the Werewolf like the foolish, and Vivian is basically inconspicuous to Lily, so it can be completely ruled out that the "vampire is expelled by Werewolf breath" What's unsafe at home?

Hao Ren suddenly felt that the task that Raven 12345 gave to itself ... I am afraid there is a pit.

It has been half an hour after Hao Ren returned to the old suburb of the southern suburbs. As soon as he got out of the car, he saw that a few people in work clothes came from the opposite side. His heart was suddenly tight: was it exposed so quickly? What are these people doing? Researcher from Chinese Academy of Sciences? Set a trap ready to catch vampire? Install monitoring equipment near your home? Special combatants disguised as Netcom employees?

As a result, people were relieved when they approached Hao Ren: it turned out to be a maintenance team ...

When several maintenance team members walked past, Hao Ren vaguely heard their conversation:

"... the first time I have encountered this situation in so many years, how did that brick fly up?"

"Who knows, it can't be thrown by someone? The TV tower is so high, who is so powerful. But it is also a really evil door. That brick almost broke three steel bars ..."

"Who said no, today I continued to say that the TV signal in the southern suburbs was broken, and I thought what happened. As a result, half a brick was smashed into the signal tower. How can we write this work report?"

Several maintenance teams are moving away. Hao Ren listened in a daze, and understood two things:

First of all, he knew what happened when there was no signal on the TV at home.

Secondly, he knew where one of the tiles thrown out during the fight between Lily and Vivian last night flew to ...

Know that it works!

Hao Ren ran to her door, and first carefully determined that there were no special soldiers or suspicious elements in black suits lurking around. Then he stepped forward to open the key, but he had not inserted the key into the lock. Confucius opened the door by himself.

Vivian stood in front of him, with a smile on his face: "Landlord, are you back?"

Hao Ren almost didn't come up in a breath, and finally panted, staring at the vampire girl who was said to have "flyed out" in front of her, her face sullen: "Vivian you ... didn't you fly away? "

Vivian hehe laughed twice: "Well, it's a bit out of the way, but it's back."

Hao Ren: "..."

You have to live this way in the future? !


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