The Record of Unusual Creatures Chapter 33: High-energy employee code
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"I have to go to Europe, task." Hao Ren tried to imagine himself as a special system worker wearing a black trench coat and big sunglasses. When he said this, his face was not as serious as his own. In any case, the identity of the Space - Time Administrative Bureau employee can still change a person's words and deeds-he is paying special attention to his image now, but only when he is in front of these two unusual creatures at home.
Lily suddenly brightened up, and there seemed to be an invisible tail behind the buttocks blowing hard: "Go out to play Ah?! Free and free!" It's really the same as Raven 12345 said, don't worry about this foolish rejection.
Vivian ’s focus is elsewhere: "Ah, I can save electricity by using air conditioners to pay the rooftop rent? Okay ..."
Hao Ren feels that the focus of this waste wood vampire is not in the right place at all.
"Say you can cool and heat?" Lily glanced at Vivian, the cold air lingering around the latter turned positive, the cold wind was fresher than the air conditioner, "If winter can heat Fees are also left, absolutely enough for your rent. "
Vivian thought for a while, so that it would n’t be exposed: “Blood Clan is originally a low-temperature organism, it ’s okay to make some cold air ...”
"Cough, let's talk about the business," Hao Ren quickly pulled this more bizarre topic back on track, "Are you going to follow Lily? What about Vivian? Are you okay? , I ’m not very familiar with Europe. "
Hao Ren is telling the truth, not to mention that he is not very familiar with Europe. In fact, this guy has never been far away in this life. In addition to knowing the three-acre land in the southern suburbs, the other came out of the Third Ring Road to him. Words are basically a different world-now this is the first time in his life that he intends to go to a foreign country, and it is still "organized" public tourism. How can I not be a little excited!
We are also civil servants, although they are foreign-Hao Ren thinks so.
"Me? I'm fine," Vivian lowered his head slightly awkwardly, "The job I just found two days ago has just been lost, and I'm idle now, huh, huh, huh ... Landlord I can help you as a guide Half a month's rent? "
Hao Ren pouting: Can you still preserve the dignity of vampire? Let ’s not think about night nobles and the like, you can at least maintain the standard of a night night ten thousand households! Now this dismal even the Lily next to it can't look down anymore ...
"Don't worry about rent," Hao Ren sighed. "I signed a contract with Raven 12345 for sale, and what can I do to drive you away? If you usually want to, you can do the housework at home. Satisfied with myself. As for finding a job ... I suggest you do n’t toss about our business that is dying of poverty. I heard that you went to McDonald ’s to work part time ago. The tone killed hundreds of food companies ... "
Vivian coughed quickly: "Cough ... this is not my business!"
At this time, Lily was still immersed in the excitement of going out to play, and she really turned into an Werewolf form to shake her tail hard (she may only express her special mood in this way): "Landlord Landlord, When do we go out? Would I go to pack up now? Where are we going? In the past few days? Is there any time limit for the task you said? Also when will we eat? "
Hao Ren waved vigorously to push back the over-excited Werewolf: "Do n’t worry, I have n’t even booked the plane ticket, wait until the raven sends the specific information. Hey, let me show you Fun stuff-this is high-tech! Space - Time Administrative Bureau staff standard equipment ... Fuck! Where did I throw it? "
Hao Ren was digging in several pockets on his body, and suddenly his forehead was sweating, and even the slow wind blowing from the Vivian next to him no longer worked: he clearly remembered that he had stuffed the blasted ASanbaA into it. In his trouser pocket, but now he only draws two threads from his pocket!
"This is off!" The first thought of Hao Ren is what would happen if this ultra-modern gadget fell into the hands of ordinary people, it might smash a protagonist of "Ultrastar Super Brain" In the future, it is also possible to smash a Chinese Academy of Sciences expert who strengthens the company, but the most likely thing is to cause the Raven 12345 to airborne and smash him to death: This is definitely a major work error!
However, when Hao Ren was in a hurry and was unsuccessful, and was ready to go out to search along the road, he suddenly heard a slight buzzing sound from his side, and then a small swirling space door appeared in midair. The hexagonal "ASanbaA" squeezed out of the whirlpool crookedly and fell lightly on his hand, with a line of holographic projection subtitles in mid-air: "Please note that users should not discard the In transportation, the machine has limited road recognition function-this your mother is not a thing that an ASanbaA should do! You will do it next time, the machine will report to you. "
Hao Ren: "..." He now understands what Raven 12345 says "intelligence is not much worse than you". This ASanbaA seems to have artificial intelligence! At least he had n’t heard of any other computer that could scold the street with his master ...
Lily was immediately attracted to the novelty gadget. Her tail shook into a phantom and her eyes shone brightly: "Landlord, this is for me to play with?"
Hao Ren thought for a while and made sure that there was no prohibition in this regard in the core chapter of the employee code, so he passed ASanbaA: "Be careful, although Raven 12345 says that this is very strong, but once it is broken, it will not be. The place is repaired. "
Lily took ASanbaA excitedly and fiddled back and forth for a long time, but the thing did n’t respond at all. In the end, it seemed to be annoyed by Lily. Sanba reluctantly popped out a line of words: "Insufficient authority, Do n’t bother? It ’s ethical. ”
On the spot: "..."
Vivian is thankful that she has controlled her curiosity just now. She did n’t embarrass herself like a dumpling. She laughed and walked to the kitchen: "Big dog, keep playing, I ’ll cook."
Lily pretended to return ASanbaA to Hao Ren, and then suddenly remembered what followed and ran to the kitchen: "Wait, wait! I will go with you!"
"Can you cook? Don't you just eat?"
"I used to blow the air conditioner and it was so hot in the house."
"..."
While Vivian and Lily were busy working in the kitchen, Hao Ren grabbed his new ASanbaA and studied it, mainly to see what this Space - Time Administrative Bureau did, and then for more than half an hour , The more he looked, the more he was shocked.
At the beginning, it is still a normal working code, some taboo matters, but the following regulations and case references are not easy to understand:
"Notes on the Observation and Guidance Process of Special Type III Civilization"
"New Six Types of Doomsday Registration"
"Guidance Plan for Strictly Regulating the Local War Declaration Process"
"Inspectors' Attentions to Intervene in Star Wars"
"Basic common sense about extinction orders and the role of censors in the corresponding process"
At the end of those basic work rules, there is such a shocking thing.
"Consulting things," Hao Ren knows that his ASanbaA has communication skills, so he carefully asks in his mind, "These are particularly high-energy things ... what exactly does it mean?"
"Literally," a line appeared on the ASanbaA, "but that is something that the formal examiner needs to deal with, and it has nothing to do with you for the time being. The examiner is an agent of the empire in local areas, which is equivalent to the religious system For living saints or sons, are there any problems in handling these daily tasks? "
Hao Ren immediately said that there was no problem, and then went back to appease his cautious, careless liver.
In the afternoon, he has temporarily put those high-energy "employee notices" behind his head, but maybe it is still a matter of time. At present, he still has his own "task": Raven 12345 The mission statement has been sent over.
The destination of his trip is the United Kingdom, but it is not a famous place, but a remote small town that can not be found on the map, where his new tenants are waiting for him.