The Record of Unusual Creatures Chapter 388: Here is paradise, please do n’t sit down
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Hao Ren looked at the Beard unexpectedly, feeling that things were developing a bit unexpectedly-the stranger in the world who believes in the Goddess of Genesis actually proposed to go to see the master of this universe, Is this a religious issue or a diplomatic issue if we want to develop it?
In fact, Hao Ren also considered when to let the big beards meet Raven 12345. After all, this is the "rule" of this rental house: After the newcomer joins, he must always report to God?
But because of the special status of the beard and other people, he never dared to put it on the table, because he was really not sure that in the minds of the guys who believed in the Goddess of Creation, Raven 12345, a certified goddess What role is it, and can Raven 12345 as a goddess be able to accommodate a group of mortals who firmly believe in different gods-of course, the second question does not seem to worry too much, Hao Ren has never seen a more open-minded guy than Raven 12345 in his life, the sister is open-minded Are almost vegetative ...
"Why? Is there a problem?" The bearded man looked at the Hao Ren quietly, his expression sad and unhappy, "Oh, I understand that the gods can't be seen if they want to see them."
"It's not this problem," Hao Ren looked at the "pagans" feeling his scalp was tight. He really didn't expect to encounter this kind of thing in his life. "This year, he wore a KFC uniform and went to McDonald's for a lap. It ’s easy to provoke a criminal case. Do you think it ’s okay for you to meet another goddess? I can declare in advance that although I did n’t intend to offend your faith, the sister of the goddess above me was certified to work ... ”
The bearded dough finally smoked, but then smiled indifferently: "Why, our faith in the Goddess of Creation is not transferred by foreign objects. We are just curious about what another **** in your mouth looks like, Curious how she thinks of us. "
Hao Ren can't help but nodded: "Yes, you are also smart people, you should know not to mess up-we will try not to talk about faith and" authenticity "issues as much as possible."
Four masters nodded one after another: "Natural and natural, we know."
Hao Ren and Beard are very wise, knowing that in this case it is embarrassing to discuss "true gods and false gods", so they kept silent, and let ASanbaA start the portal to the house of God.
At the moment when the white light was on, Hao Ren felt that he had accomplished an unprecedented feat: leading a group of pagans to see God, and this sentence was a declarative sentence.
The white light dissipated, Raven 12345's magnificent bungalow appeared in front of a group of people. Hao Ren felt that he hadn't come for some days. After seeing the familiar fountain and garden in front of him, he was still quite intimate, and the four of them were immediately Looking at the surroundings in amazement: One of the entertainments of this kind of religious people usually idle and idle should be to make up for God ’s parents, but there are really few opportunities to see it with my own eyes. The place where Rao is so determined that they ca n’t help but look at it as hard as the country gangsters enter the city.
After looking around, the young monk murmured with a little doubt: "It feels not the same as imagined ..."
"Well, it's not as good as expected ... magnificent," the young nun echoed. "Although this space looks really amazing and the architecture is gorgeous, as a **** realm ... I always feel smaller."
Hao Ren explained to others with a smile: "Do n’t care, do n’t care, this place is actually her temporary office. It is said that the headquarters is in a place called Shadow City, where there is God Realm, which is much wider than this one. "
"Oh, this is understandable," bearded is clear, but still raised his fingers to the big house in confusion, "but why is that hole used?"
Hao Ren looked up and suddenly sweated: The last time Raven 12345 drove the shuttle home and crashed the house, it has been repaired once, but at this time there is some big hole on the roof somehow, and the black hole in the big hole , God knows what the goddess and sister played again ...
Hao Ren Just waiting to explain the situation to the big beard, the door of the house suddenly opened automatically, and a blue, energy creature all over the body greeted it, Hao Ren Hear what the other person said from the grunting buzz of the other party: Raven 12345 Already knew that the guest was visiting, and asked the Arcane Servant to take a party to see her.
"Let ’s go," Hao Ren waved to the bearded men, "Go and see our God."
Under the leadership of Arcane Servant, a group of people walked through a long corridor and an empty small parlor, and came to a gorgeous round hall that Hao Ren had not seen before. This magnificent round hall is magnificent, decorated with exquisite murals and mysterious reliefs that look like people to admire and awe, and Raven 12345 stands on the platform in the center of the round hall, facing a crystal barrier with a serious face Posing.
Before Hao Ren spoke, Raven 12345 waved his hand behind him, signaling him to be quiet for a while.
Hao Ren looked at the strange behavior of the raven for unknown reasons. He had never seen this goddess sister have such a serious time: with a solemn and majestic expression in her expression, the whole "person" standing on the table exuded an inexplicable The sense of holiness and greatness, together with the mysterious glory that surrounds her from time to time, at this moment Raven 12345 really has a certain goddess-like temperament-Hao Ren immediately feels that his own **** may be back again. Which unfortunate egg was brought over to the top class, maybe Raven 23333 ...
But halfway through his thoughts, the holy goddess on the stage proved her identity with actual actions: she called and jumped down, shouting while stretching her arms, twisting her shoulders, and shouting: "Oh mom ... it's really exhausting … Yo, Hao Ren, brought the guests to Ah? and told them whether they do n’t want to eat here? ”
Hao Ren: "..."
The beard looked at this scene with a stunned face, pointing at Raven 12345 for a long while, and the young nun held back for a long time before saying: "This ..."
"This is the God here, do n’t look at me, I do n’t know why, this is an organizational arrangement," Hao Ren bowed his head, but was finally familiar with the style of Raven 12345, he quickly adjusted it, he looked up With the sister of the goddess, "What did you do just now? I thought I was going to fly in a pose."
"The Valalena Civilization Circle will celebrate the 100th anniversary of the establishment of the Church of Truth-I am their main god, so I just showed a couple of scenes and wished the New Year or something," the raven said these surreal like no one else Something, "That's a bunch of very amused guys. Although they are very close to me, their culture is very painful ... not to mention."
Hao Ren was stunned for a while, he really did n’t expect that Raven 12345 would have a serious sect in mortals: "Are n’t you not interested in being the Lord God? And I remember what you said, you have no roots at all Not missionary. "
"I don't pass it does not mean that others don't believe it," Raven 12345 teared his lips in tears, "I helped them solve a little trouble more than a hundred years ago, but they developed me a tens of billions in a few years. The sect group came out, and really found a prayer ceremony that could talk to me directly. This is like a phone number leak. It is unpredictable and unreasonable. "
Hao Ren stunned for a long time with his mouth open. I do n’t know how to evaluate this kind of thing: This is obviously beyond the world view of a normal earth person. As a human being, he has a hard time understanding God ’s mood when he listens to prayer. Raven 12345 explained it patiently: "In fact, pray for this kind of thing, just like the harassment message. We have a mistress who said it well. In most cases, the prayer of a mortal is a complaint phone, except to tell you that his life is not satisfactory. , Just to tell you what he wants recently-put two pieces of meat on the table and burn two incense, I want you to help solve the work discomfort, family and harvest is not good, the wife does not go to school, the child does not go to school, even the sow does not give birth The problem is that when the fairies do n’t usually do anything, they sit in the communication room and answer the phone, so I ’m not happy to preach. Of course, the gangsters of Valalina are still better, most of them pray The situation is to sing for me, although that song has n’t been changed in a hundred years ... "
The four bearded men stood like stone carvings. This time it was really stone carvings. Hao Ren estimated that the shock of this meeting was enough to stun them until lunch. As a last resort, he poked his bearded arm: "Return to God."
The four masters wake up one after another, and the young nun whispered thoughtfully: "So the gods thought of this kind of thing like" prayer "..."
Hao Ren quickly corrected: "Do n’t take this one in front of you as a reference!"
"I saw your report," Raven 12345 looked at Hao Ren. "What you found is very valuable. There are a lot of things that I haven't had time to investigate. It seems that it is the right decision to give this job to you. But let ’s talk about your business later. Let ’s take a look at these people first — "
After the raven finished, turned his head to look at the bearded them:
"The goddess of your faith is a very interesting existence. I am investigating her identity and telling me about her." (To be continued.)