The Record of Unusual Creatures Chapter 525: Just this style
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Hao Ren did n’t respond all of a sudden. In fact, you can change whoever suddenly sees your domestic cat into a big living person, but you ca n’t react. Rao is Hao Ren. The cat girl suspected of "Roll" was dissatisfied after waiting for a few seconds without seeing the meal, raising the tone and shouting again: "Shoveling shit, rice grin? Rice gruel ?! Rice gruel !!!"
Hao Ren pointed to his nose: "What do you call me?"
"Shit shit," Cat Girl stared at her eyes and rubbed her feet on the legs of Hao Ren. "Okay, rub, can you give me a meal this time? Run for a day, so hungry . "
Hao Ren jumped up and jumped up: "Are you really Roll?!"
When Cat Girl heard the word "Roll", it responded conditionedly as if the switch was pressed: "Meow?"
"How can you say ... no, how did you become like this?" Hao Ren is a bit incoherent. At this time, he didn't even know what to ask first. "Did you go out last night to find a place to transform?" Did you eat the wrong thing before or what happened? "
"Roll" yawned lazily with his head drawn, and he recognized one thing: "Rice."
"Eat, eat, you know you eat!" Hao Ren's forehead bruises burst, and he recovered from the initial shock. He realized that even if the guy in front of him turned upside down, the bone was still the stupid cat who stupidly eat and drink. Lily, give her a meal of cat food! "
Lily responded with a stunned voice, and ran to bring the cat food bowl of Roll over, but when he was about to hand it over to Hao Ren, he suddenly hesitated: "She still eats cat food like this?"
Hao Ren has n’t answered yet, "Roll" has jumped up and grabbed his own rice bowl with lightning, satisfactorily eating the sea and stuffing it up, and at the same time politely thanks: "Thank you stupid cat."
Lily: "Wang? But I ’m not a cat ..."
"It is said that in the world view of cats, all living things in the world are divided into three kinds of cats, large, medium and small, and then subdivided into cats that are stupid than themselves and cats that are slower than themselves," Hao Ren rolled his eyes. "And you still She secretly eats dog food. Why ca n’t she eat cat food? Is the cat food she bought more expensive than my biscuits? "
At this time, "Roll" looked up at Hao Ren again: "Shoveling shit, water."
Hao Ren finally responded that he should fight for his human rights. He jumped and pointed at the stupid cat: "You first change this name for me! I am your master!"
"Oh, the master responsible for shoveling shit, I want to drink water."
Hao Ren: "..."
One person and one cat stayed away for a long time, and in the end no one won. Others also took turns to try to negotiate with "Roll", but the latter is now busy eating and ignoring others. She maintains the grace and arrogance that a cat deserves-that is, no one takes it.
The only progress is that many people know the status of Hao Ren in this cat ’s mind, that is ... ah, just shit.
Hao Ren squatted on the sofa with a sad face (this position may be infected by Lily next to it), watching the cat girl not far away lazily arching on the cushions, curling his hands into cat paws to wash his face , Pulling his own tail and scratching his ears constantly, he has mixed feelings in his heart. He sighed: "I don't think in other stories cat cats should be the kind of soft, soft, understanding and friendly and sensible creatures to their masters, how come this is what happened to me A guy with a painting style ... "
His voice did not fall, "Roll" suddenly jumped up and ran up the stairs, then ran down like a cramp, and ran back and forth for several times without knowing what he wanted to do, Hao Ren Seeing this situation can only make me cry more, while pulling the sleeve of Nangong Wuyue: "Go teach her how to use the toilet ... especially teach her how to deal with human clothes."
Vivian patted the shoulder of Hao Ren: "I have also seen legends and modern stories about cat maidens. To be honest, the style in front of you is indeed a bit wrong, but logically ... she is more than the cats in the story. It's much more real, at least she doesn't like clothes like most cats. "
"The key question now is how she became like this," Hao Ren covered her face. "There must be a reason for the supernatural phenomenon. You can't suddenly practice a cat for the plot-we This place is not a fairyland treasure cave. "
"Strictly speaking, we are really Xianfu Baodong," Vivian shrugged. "The couplet at the light gate is enough for more than 20 Nantianmen. But I think the change of 'Roll' is the same as here. Feng Shui does not matter much. "
"Actually, the cat was a little abnormal a while ago," Y’zaks didn't say anything. Only then did she vigorously insert a mouth next to her, "When did she like to watch TV? And you were adopted before She hadn't had the habit of reading newspapers with you during her time. "
Hao Ren was shocked: "Read the newspaper?"
"Yeah, reading the newspaper," Y’zaks nodded. "Once I found my newspaper was missing, I saw 'Roll' lying there reading the newspaper in the stairwell. She was definitely reading the newspaper. Rather than tearing it, because several newspapers are neatly arranged, and none of them are upside down. But I guess she does not know the word yet-because all the newspapers have been turned to the picture version. "
Hao Ren opened his mouth without talking for a long time, and slowly recalled the unusual changes of "Roll" in the recent period. I do n’t know when she started to watch TV. She knew how to press the remote control. She could remember the number in the upper right corner of the TV and use it to lock the channel. When the family was eating, she would lie on the table with her ears listening, seeming to be paying attention She started reading newspapers, studying the structure of doors and windows, and going to the kitchen no longer to steal cookies, but to see how her food was processed ...
All of these phenomena have been shown for a long time, but because "Roll" was a strange cat from the beginning, and there are often trips, many people in the family didn't care. In addition, Hao Ren has been busy with dealing with the troubles of First born and the different world recently. He has not systematically associated these things once-and there is no early warning.
Elizabeth looked around with his baby screwdriver, and finally bowed his head in frustration: "Ah, it's actually worth studying ... Unfortunately, there is no place to screw the screws."
I do n’t know how the head of this demon princess grows.
"It seems that 'Roll' has changed since the beginning of the year or so," Vivian thought about his chin, "Although she didn't turn into a humanoid figure at that time, she was obviously getting rid of it ... I'll ask her later Ask? "
"I suddenly felt a little difficult to communicate with my cat," Hao Ren sighed. "Did you not see her reaction just now, downright **** cat. Why did I not feel when I took care of her before."
"Language is not enough to make the relationship between the host and the pet more harmonious, and you will feel intimate through your brain," Lily 呲 呲 牙, said a very philosophical words, "Many times the two have a good time talking The only reason is that they do n’t understand each other ’s scolding themselves – have you forgotten the first diplomacy in Campbell ’s history? ”
Hao Ren sighed. He realized that Lily said something reasonable, but he still had to find a way to communicate with his cat ... I do n’t know if the small fish stems did n’t work.
At this time, Nangong Wuyue has led "Roll" out of the bathroom. Cat girl walked awkwardly, always involuntarily trying to lie down on all fours, and the next May kept pulling her up.
It is really difficult to walk upright.
In May, I washed the face of "Roll" by the way, and smoothed her hair by the way. The latter finally became a clean and beautiful girl. Hao Ren noticed that the other person's appearance is a bit like a combination of Lily, Vivian and Nangong Wuyue, and even has a Becky eyeliner outline, can't help but guess whether the other party chose his current appearance based on his usual people : If her transformation can be controlled.
"Come here," Hao Ren patted the sofa armrest, which is the most favorite place for "Roll" to lie on, but soon Hao Ren realized that the situation was different, "Forget it, you still find a place to lie on your own. Let's go. "
"Roll" snorted and jumped lightly on the sofa to find a comfortable posture, curled up in a ball, and continued to play with his tail, pulling his ears and washing his face with paws. Seeing this, Hao Ren pointed to the other person's body: "Do you know what you have become?"
Cat girl looked down at her belly and shook her head: "It has become a big cat."
"Do you know how you became like this?"
"I do n’t know."
"Do you know when you became like this?"
"I do n’t know."
"Do you know who I am?"
"Shoveling shit."
Hao Ren: "... Well, let's skip this question. How do you feel now?"
The cat girl arched around on the sofa, her eyes still a little confused, and it seemed that she was also confused about the changes that happened to her, and maybe also a little uneasy. But in the end she nodded: "No feeling. You are all smaller."
"That's because you got bigger," Hao Ren sighed. "Forget it, it seems that it's not very smart just to become a humanoid. It is estimated that you can't say it clearly." Cool mobile phone is waiting for you! Follow ~ Dot / Chinese network public account (WeChat add friends-add public account-enter qdread), join now! Everyone has a prize, now follow qdread WeChat public account now!) (Unfinished Continued.)