The Record of Unusual Creatures Chapter 537: Cats are actually very simple

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Facts have proved that Golden Apple can empower the wisdom of a silly cat, but cannot inculcate knowledge-when a cat has human wisdom but retains the cognition of the cat, what can happen when the collision of the world views of two species The sparks were blinding the eyes of blind dogs. After this foolish found that it could handle the toilet problem, and no longer needed cat litter, a shocking fact hit her not-so-clear mind:

Since then, cat litter is no longer needed.

Then "shoveling shit" has lost its meaning since then.

Hao Ren is dying.

This magical three-stage inference scares the foolish on the spot.

Silk cats cry while holding Hao Ren ’s trousers while wiping their tears. If ordinary cats absolutely do n’t have this reaction: because of their intelligence and emotional complexity, they are doomed to not have so many feelings for their owners, ordinary People who do not have such a reaction, because all human beings who are a little different from the third do not think that the word "shoveling **** officer" is serious. However, an ordinary cat demon took this matter seriously and was seriously sad: her feelings were just so complicated that she could understand the intimate relationship between the host and herself, and her cognition was so simple that she could not understand humans. Why live on.

Hao Ren wanted to understand the logic of "Roll", but he couldn't laugh or laugh. The first reaction was to grab the silly cat's neck and flick it two more times. Human beings are a complex creature, and changing their cat litter is only a trivial part of human life ... life is definitely not composed of "preparing food for adults" and "changing cat litter for adults". Partly composed!

Hao Ren said more and more that he felt Fuck, he was actually seriously explaining this kind of **** problem with a cat ... This problem is illogical from beginning to end, and every word is full of maddening teasing. Than breath, but he even suffocated can not laugh!

"Roll" listened and finally calmed down, and looked at Hao Ren suspiciously: "You do n’t lie to meow Ah?, you really wo n’t die Ah?"

Hao Ren is almost out of power: "How could I die ... When will your worldview really be normal?"

"Miao does n’t know what a worldview is, but the big cat ’s daily life is to give me food and clean the toilet," Cat Girl blinked her eyes, and her tail finally softened slowly, "The big cat is usually still dry. Something else Ah? ”

"Damn, how can my colorful daily life be condensed into two parts in the eyes of a cat," Hao Ren held his head and felt that his life value has been challenged, "Who can understand the world view of cats?" Yes, explain to me. "

Everyone around immediately retreated, saying that it ’s best not to touch this Fuck topic.

Hao Ren pulled the Cat Girl hard and wiped the tears on the other side's face with his hands. The latter stared nervously at his face: "Shoveling shit, are you sure you are not dead, are you?"

Hao Ren can't laugh or cry: "I'm not dying ... I'm saying that I didn't plan to die at first."

Cat girl nodded with confidence: "Oh, that's good, give me dried fish."

Hao Ren: "... There is nothing else in your mind?"

"There are also dried fish."

"Eating fish is not allowed in the house," Hao Ren glared at the silly cat, and he easily found a ham intestine from his space and stuffed it into her hand. ! "

The silly cat bites the ham sausage and fills his mouth with the plastic packaging on the outside: "How come there is such a hard thing on the outside?"

Hao Ren sighed and helped Cat Girl remove the packaging from the outside of the ham sausage: "Nonsense, I usually handle it for you. Now that you have your own hands, you have to solve these problems yourself, and you will learn to use them in two days Chopsticks, you can't bury your face in the rice bowl every time you eat. "

The silly cat is eating ham sausage, and suddenly I do n’t know what to think about again: "Are you shoveling shit, do you not want me? Then I can go out and eat, you let me come back to sleep at night ..."

Hao Ren akimbo, feel that this foolish is irritating but just ca n’t get angry: "Who said I do n’t want you anymore, I just said that you will learn to live with your current body in the future, you can do a lot with this body What I did for you before. "

The cat girl nodded her head inexplicably and did n’t know how much to listen to, but she finally felt relieved when she looked at her expression. The cat is really a sensitive creature. You said that the family was negligent for a while.

Hao Ren looked at the silly cat ’s ignorant expression, and still said: "In addition, I still want to say, your name must be changed. It turns out that it does n’t matter if you make such a scream, But now look at what your worldview looks like. "

"I don't understand," Cat Girl swallowed the ham sausage. "I'm Roll. Very good. You shoveled shit. Very good. It's not good to change it."

Looking, she reached over and rubbed her arms on Hao Ren, and made a gurgling voice in her throat: "Roll and shoveling together, eating very full, not cold, so it is also very good."

Hao Ren pushed the silly cat's head away and pushed her away. It felt that the cat wasn't as stubborn and lazy and headaches as she usually did. In fact, she was a very simple guy: no matter how complicated the cat was It is also simpler than humans. She is just by nature so occasionally annoying, but after being familiar with her nature and being able to communicate in language, anyone will perceive the simple nature of this guy.

After all, she has only one head full of small dried fish-at most, large dried fish.

After thinking for a long time, Hao Ren finally thought of the new name "Roll" can accept, and she also used this name just now: "You just call me a big cat ... at least stronger than shit."

"There are too many big cats," Cat Girl blinked, "I can't tell."

Hao Ren is gone.

But Cat Girl thought for a while, but she had a solution: "You are a big cat."

Hao Ren is very interested: "What do you mean?"

"The most powerful big cat," Cat Girl's eyes shine, "Because you are foraging very well!"

Hao Ren thought for a while and realized that it was because he was responsible for buying food and carrying food to his home ... In the world view of a cat, every time you forage can achieve this result, it may be considered Elvis.

After finally fixing the cat ’s problem, Hao Ren exhaled, twisting his face and found that Vivian and others all looked at this with a weird expression, and he could only shrug: "I ’m okay. Education must be done gradually. Suddenly let her remember so many unmeaning names that she can't remember. "

"But the name" big cat "really isn't much better," Vivian covered his face, "we will all become big cats in the future."

Lily squinted at Vivian: "You will be content, I was a stupid cat from the beginning. I haven't said it yet."

Everyone lamented that the girl was so wide-hearted.

At this time, ASanbaA suddenly did n’t know which horns flew over and bumped on Hao Ren: "What about the cat?"

"Just finished," Hao Ren reached out to catch ASanbaA, "What ’s the matter?"

"Going to the spaceship, the cultivation tank in the laboratory has made some progress."

Hao Ren was immediately surprised: "The original seed was made?!"

"You want to be beautiful--just make some organs."

But even if only a few organs are enough to make people overjoyed, Hao Ren immediately prepared to go to the spaceship to see the situation. However, some people are more excited than him: Elizabeth just made two big questions under the supervision of his father, sober and sober. At this time, he just passed the living room and heard the word "spaceship", and he immediately cheered and excited: "I want to go too. ! "

Hao Ren waved a big hand: "Let's go together, see what the original internal organs and organs look like."

Vivian frowned: "What a good topic makes you feel so strange as soon as you say it ... Hey wait, finish the meal first! Haven't eaten breakfast yet!"

After a meal, a group of people left "Roll" at home to watch the house. By the way, they asked the bearded man meditating behind the house to watch, prevent the stupid cat from running out, and then sent it to Kuiper Station.

During the docking period, Juguiyantai still faithfully executes the commands sent by the host remotely. It has cultivated the first batch of tissue samples in its own laboratory. These tissue samples were grown on the basis of the cells taken from the "holy coffin" by Hao Ren.

When a group of people came to the spaceship laboratory, they saw those strangely moving organs that were slowly moving in the huge crystallization container ...

If they are indeed the original organs. (To be continued.)