The Sabbath Chapter 55: A lot of pictures
In order to be a competent model, Ronggui deliberately endured for a long time without moving, finally Xiaomei finished painting, he immediately ran over, picked up the painting to have a look.
"This is definitely not me." Ronggui said firmly.
Xiaomei looked at him quietly.
"It's definitely not me!" Ronggui yelled again: "Is my trailer so broken? Is my face so crooked? And am I so ugly?"
Xiaomei:
"Your trailer is really broken, with a 15-degree tilt on the right side of your face." Xiaomei answered Ronggui's first two questions, as for the third
"If you think this is ugly, then it should be."
He actually said that? !
Ronggui looked at him dumbfounded.
Xiaomei lowered her head and began to pack her painting tools.
"That must be because my pose is not good enough, I will do it again, can you draw a new one?" Quickly took out a new piece of paper from the small trailer and handed it to Xiaomei, that's right! Ronggui's trailer just now contained the spoils they went to the stationery store in the afternoon, and the whole thing was in the state of a shopping cart.
Note: Xiaomei faithfully reproduced this shopping cart state on the drawing paper.
"Do it all over again! Anyway, there are still 2,999 sheets to be drawn! Can I draw one more sheet?" Passing the drawing paper in front of Xiaomei, Ronggui looked at him.
Xiaomei stared at him, took the drawing paper for a while, and sat down again. It seemed that he was going to continue drawing.
Then Ronggui hurriedly redesigned his posture, took out the things he bought in the trailer, he even found a handkerchief to wipe the car, uh, wiped his body, and finally found a serious posture and looked at him nervously It's Xiaomei.
This time, Xiaomei's finished painting was much better.
"Sure enough, I'm not the same person I used to be, I can't use the pose I used to take pictures for magazines." Looking at the painting in his hand, Ronggui sighed.
"It's a pity that I was not interested in cars back then, and I didn't pay much attention to mechanical impurities, or I could pose for photos according to the photos in those magazines, and the effect could be better." Ronggui concluded.
Then, Ronggui then summed up his experiences and lessons and changed a few more positions one after another, and after changing them, it was time for his automatic shutdown. This guy is still setting an alarm clock in his body.
Keeping a funny posture, his head drooped to the side, and Ronggui fell asleep.
Xiaomei on the opposite side:
After finishing the painting in his hand, he checked that the energy in his body was still enough, he paused for a while, and in Ronggui's current posture, he drew another portrait of Ronggui.
At the end, he marked the date and time in the corner of the painting, and he was ready to turn off the phone and charge it.
From then on, Xiaomei was forced to live a life of taking portraits of Ronggui every day.
Ronggui who is sitting, Ronggui who is lying down, Ronggui who is tilting his head, Ronggui who is carrying a basket, profile, and back Ronggui In this way, Xiaomei quickly completed part of the homework specified in the exam, and Ronggui At the same time, he also verified the shortcomings of his usual postures through portraits.
For example, he has a habit of tilting his head to the right. If this posture is done by a normal person, it may be fine, but Ronggui's right face is a bit crooked
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So this habit has become an unforgivable mistake!
After comparing several portraits, after realizing that he had this problem, Ronggui subconsciously turned his head to the left every day. In this way, the deficiency on the right side of his face was almost invisible!
Think about it carefully, the previous artists are also like this. Through different poses, check the pose that suits you best, so there are many photos of artists that only show their faces or only show their silhouettes
And the reason why I didn't notice this problem until now is that
That's because my real body is too perfect
Is there no dead angle at 360 degrees?
So, sometimes it is too perfect and it is easy for people to ignore a lot of common sense
Sitting on the bench shaking his head, looking at the sunset (light bulb) outside the window, Ronggui summed up his experience while working as a model.
And Xiaomei continued to paint behind him.
Today's painting is the back view of Agui under the setting sun. Ronggui specifically asked Xiaomei to draw the windows and the light of the setting sun.
My back looks better than my profile, and my profile looks better than my front—after a few days, Ronggui finally completed the evaluation of his angle for posing.
What a poignant assessment!
However, I have to say that Ronggui has a very high taste and talent in aesthetics. It is only compared with Xiaomei's portrait. His usual subtle movements have changed a little bit. According to the portrait, he corrected his various usual movements. , Gradually, even the female dwarves noticed his change.
"Gui, you seem to be looking better recently, have you started replacing body parts?" Reya was the first to ask.
Then Qiqi nodded quickly, and often instructed Ronggui to do handicrafts. She had long felt that Ronggui looked slightly different from before.
Hearing this, Mary and Lily also raised their heads, and they looked at Ronggui.
As dwarves, they are naturally sensitive to machinery, so they quickly confirmed that the parts on Ronggui had not been changed, and there were no signs of refurbishment.
Letting the female dwarves look at themselves curiously, Ronggui turned around, and finally turned around: "There is no replacement part. All the points we earned before have paid the registration fee and material fee for the craftsman certificate. Have extra money to buy body parts!"
Seeing more and more doubts in the eyes of the female dwarves, Ronggui said: "Actually, I just changed the details of the usual posture."
As Ronggui said, he quickly adjusted the angle of his standing posture. He just twisted his waist and changed the position of the trailer. Turned into the old tattered little robot!
Now, even Reya was surprised.
"How did you do this?"
"It's about the angle of the camera. Didn't Lili say that she had seen Guta Tre* two days ago?"
Lily nodded.
*Note: Gutatre is the male dwarf who played a supporting role in The Ax and Romance. He visited Yedehan City a while ago. Go star chasing.
"Didn't you say that Guta Tre is much uglier than on TV, and he is not as petite and fat as on TV?" Ronggui asked her.
"Yes, yes," Lily nodded angrily.
"This is the angle of the pose." Ronggui said, drawing a frame in the air with his right hand: "The camera lens is a frame, and the angles of the people in the frame are slightly different. There will be a big change. Most of the actors have to go through this kind of training, as long as they take enough pictures and listen to the photographer, they can sum up their best angles."
"If you are taking pictures or filming a TV series, because the camera lens is fixed, actors can still control this angle very well. Senior actors can maintain the best angle even when they are moving."
"However, it is different in front of the audience. The actors become three-dimensional, and it is not up to them to decide from which angle they are viewed. When the audience stands in their dead angle, they naturally feel that they look not as good-looking as on TV. Already."
"So I was standing in that blind spot last time?" Lily pointed to herself.
"That's right!" Ronggui nodded.
Lily nodded receptively.
Seeing that other female dwarves also began to understand a little bit, Ronggui immediately began to talk about himself: "In the past few days, I have changed my bad posture a little bit, and only turned my best angle towards you. Nothing else has changed, but you all think I have become more beautiful."
"My front is the ugliest, you haven't noticed, haven't I been facing you in the past few days?" Ronggui said, and purposely showed the four female dwarves one by one as a demonstration.
During the transfer process, when his face was unavoidably seen by others, he raised his hand straight up. In this way, others saw him as half of his face again.
That's fine too - I only noticed this secret when Ronggui reminded me, and the four female dwarves stared at Ronggui in astonishment.
Turning around Ronggui carefully twice, the eyes of the female dwarves were full of interest and curiosity.
"Gui, how did you find out about this? Why haven't you seen you do this before?" Mary asked him in amazement.
"Isn't there no dead ends before?" Thinking of his previous body, Ronggui sighed, and then answered Mary's second question: "As for why I suddenly remembered to change it now, it's because of Xiaomei's exam."
"Didn't Xiaomei go to take the exam for the craftsman qualification certificate? We simply applied for the third level, and we went to the exam last weekend. There were a lot of exams in it and we didn't finish it. We had to draw 3,000 portraits! That's not , After buying the materials, Xiaomei started to paint my portrait that night, drawing all the poses, and I checked after the drawing, no, after checking and checking, did I find that there is something wrong with my pose?"
Sigh, Ronggui said.
"Oh, I've also heard that the exam items for the third-level craftsman are difficult. In addition to the on-site exam, there are follow-up items. I didn't expect that the item you got was to draw three thousand portraits. This kind of test questions This is the first time I’ve heard of it.” As Xiaomei is also an examinee, Reya first commented on the items of the qualification certificate examination, and then said: “It turns out that the portrait can still find this, which is great!”
Seeing the other three female dwarves looking at him enviously, the light bulb in Ronggui's mind suddenly lit up again:
"How about asking Xiaomei to paint you portraits too?"
"Drawing all day, I might be called lazy by the examiner when I turn back. Anyway, he has to hand in 3,000 pictures. Why don't you ask him to draw for you too!"
"Really? That would be great!"
So, at that time, Xiaomei, who was still pulling the bellows in the workshop, had another task of painting portraits of other female dwarves without knowing it.
Ronggui brought four female dwarves to pick up Xiaomei that night.
The reappearance of the four female dwarves created a great commotion in the workshop. Ronggui didn't pay attention to it. He told Xiaomei about his plan.
Xiaomei:
Therefore, while sitting in the car and going home that day, Xiaomei completed the first portrait for Mary.
It's rare to be a model and ask others to take a portrait of yourself. Mary's posture is extremely stiff. Xiaomei perfectly reproduced her stiffness on paper. During the group meeting the next day, Ronggui explained the problems of Mary's posture and angle After explaining it to her, when Mary was posing in the car the next day, her movements were a little better.
First Mary, then Lily, then Kiki, and finally Reya
There are many kinds of female dwarves in the portraits at home. I have to say that Ronggui's guidance is successful. In the latest picture, the four female dwarves in the picture smile very naturally, and their movements are different. , The degree of smile is different, but each has its own style, as if you can smell the fragrance of flowers in their hands through the black and white drawing paper!
Qiqi's dexterity, Xiaomei's skill in drawing beside her, she bound Xiaomei's previous paintings and made a beautiful cover, so that Ronggui and the others no longer have to worry about messing up the drawing paper So, from the next day, the homework that Ronggui brought to the manual group every day became Xiaomei's drawing paper. Not only did he bind Xiaomei's drawings, but he also made them with the help of four female dwarves. A big folder, the drawing paper is placed inside, like a big booklet, so Xiaomei has a portable drawing folder.
The fact that the female dwarves were looking for Xiaomei's portrait was soon known by the male dwarves in the workshop, and they also saw the portraits of the female dwarfs in Xiaomei's portfolio.
The results you see——
They desperately begged Xiaomei to help them take portraits!
However, the reason why the male dwarves ask for a portrait is completely different from that of the female dwarves. They just know that the female dwarves will look through Xiaomei's booklet, hoping that their portrait will appear in the booklet, and maybe one of the female dwarves will read it someday. Here we go, maybe
Have you been spotted?
As a result, Xiaomei's portrait homework once again showed a variety of muscular, airy male dwarves
They don’t paint in vain. Paying points doesn’t seem like an act between friends. For dwarves, handmade products are not commodities for sale or gifts between lovers. They will not give these things easily. .
What they send are materials, where can every dwarf have some materials at home? In this way, Xiaomei got a lot of good materials by going east and west.
What the male dwarves receive are materials, while what the female dwarves receive are all kinds of vegetables and fruits.
All kinds of mushrooms, round fruits, and long fruits in the house gradually filled the two baskets.
In addition to giving a part to the landlord, after saving a certain amount, Ronggui finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"Xiaomei, we have so much food now, dig us out from under the floor so that our bodies can enjoy it too?"
Xiaomei did not object.
So, that night, two small robots worked together to dig out the freezer under the floor.
Under Ronggui's nervous gaze, Xiaomei adjusted the freezer to the defrosting mode.
Half an hour later, after several months, Ronggui finally saw himself in the freezer again.