The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System Chapter 88: Fanwai: Chunshan hates wonderful clips 1 + Luo Shen Xiangxing 100 questions

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Interviewee: Luo Binghe x Shen Qingqiu

Host of the questionnaire: Xiangtian flies

Questionnaire Provider: System

A mission was issued to the system of Tianda Aircraft.

A weird questionnaire.

I don't know what the whole questionnaire wants to investigate, and the later the question becomes more unsightly.

But, no matter how bad it is, he also needs to get some points? !!

After abandoning the dignity (it wasn't even a few pounds or two) and begging Shen Dada, Shen Qingqiu finally reluctantly agreed to take him to raise him, ah no, the apprentice he raised to complete the questionnaire.

So, here's what the plane is doing.

Shang Qinghua: "What's your name, please?"

Luo Binghe heard this question as soon as he sat down, and raised a frown, unhappy: "I don't even know the name, what else do I ask?"

Shang Qinghua: "What's your age?"

... To be honest, Shen Qingqiu really didn't know the specific age of this body. He rushed to Tsinghua and said, "Shouldn't you be more clear?"

Shang Qinghua turned his writing brush and said, "He didn't even think about it. It's better to be casual, so he drew a number up and down."

Shang Qinghua: "What's your gender?"

In the opening three consecutive mentally handicapped questions, Luo Binghe has disdain to answer, and Shen Qingqiu can't bear it: "I was assigned to the Lu Dingchun pure love channel, what do you say?"

Shang Qinghua silently crossed out more than thirty similar nonsense questions at the back of the questionnaire and asked again: "What's your personality like?"

Shen Qingqiu thought about it and said, "It's okay."

Luo Binghe Road: "I don't know."

Shang Qinghua: "What about the character of the other party?"

Shen Qingqiu counted one by one: "Crying ghosts, teenage hearts, love brains, secondary disease, tired and slimy."

Luo Binghe's eyes flickered with water. It seemed to be abandoned and a little hurt, but he obediently answered the question: "Master's character is of course the best. It is gentle, strong, and considerate."

Shen Qingqiu: "..."

Suddenly a little embarrassed, what happened!

He coughed twice and changed his voice: "This child has a good character. There is an advantage especially rare. Obedient, this is enough."

Luo Binghe's cheeks are dizzy.

Shang Qinghua dryly: "When did the two meet? Where are they?"

He knows the answer!

Luo Binghe Road: "The first time I met Master, I just passed the entrance examination of the Cangqiang Mountain School ..."

Shen Qingqiu was uncomfortable. At that time, Luo Binghe didn't meet him, but the original product, and that was not a good memory.

He shook his fan and said, "Go, go!"

Shang Qinghua: "What is your first impression of the other party?"

Luo Binghe continues to recall, fluttering authentically: "The immortal who is high above and beyond reach."

Shen Qingqiu tells the truth: "A small bun." It's still a handsome guy.

Shang Qinghua: "What do you like about each other?"

Shen Qingqiu said kindly: "Enough to be obedient."

Luo Binghe smiles: "I like everything Master."

Shang Qinghua: "What do you hate each other?"

Luo Binghe decisively said: "No."

Shen Qingqiu saw that he answered so decisively, he was touched a little, Li Shang returned, and said: "No."

If you really say what you hate and make him cry in front of an outsider, you will lose your adult ...

Shang Qinghua: "What do you call each other?"

Luo Binghe is dull, and turns his head: "Master, these questions are inexplicable. What are we doing here?"

Shen Qingqiu Dan calmly said: "Binghe obedience. Just take a cut. Just save your uncle's life."

Shang Qinghua: "How do you want the other person to call you?"

Luo Binghe blushed.

When Shen Qingqiu was so shy, he had an unpredictable feeling in his heart, and waved his hand: "Over! Over over!"

Shang Tsinghua saw that there was a breaking point, and he coaxed: "What have you ever done? I have passed every question, what else is there to ask. Brother Bing ... you nephew you and say it!"

Luo Binghe gave Shen Qingqiu a glance, and said in a small voice, "It's just like the ordinary couple call each other."

Shang Qinghua immediately said: "Da Shen, Bing ... Nie Shi wants to hear your name is Xianggong, do you hear me?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "You shut up."

Shang Qinghua: "If you use the animal metaphor, what do you think the other person is?"

Luo Binghe thought without thinking: "Lin Lin Bai Crane."

Shen Qingqiu said: "Animals can't think of it. There are plants. Black lotus."

Luo Binghe understands: "Master, is there a black lotus?"

Shang Qinghua: "If you want to give each other a gift? What gift do you want?"

Luo Binghe Road: "As long as Master speaks, I will serve anything."

Shen Qingqiu honestly said, "I don't seem to have anything particularly wanted."

As the leader of a peak, there is really nothing difficult to get. Think about it this way, it really feels like a waste of sitting in Jinshan.

Luo Binghe Road: "Then I want Master to ignore anyone and stay with me for three days."

Shang Qinghua licked the nib and muttered, "Why not just stay with you forever."

Luo Binghe shook his head and said, "Master will be unhappy."

Seeing him sad *, like a sorrowful woman, Shang Tsinghua's eyes were dumbfounded, but Shen Qingqiu was very calm: "You child, thinking again, where would you be unhappy with your teacher."

Shang Tsinghua: "How far has your relationship progressed?"

Shen Qingqiu said, "Everything you should do is done, and what you should not do."

Luo Binghe aggrieved, "Why are there things that shouldn't be done? Does the Master think we should ... shouldn't be done?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "No. If you really shouldn't do it, the teacher won't let you do it."

Shang Qinghua: "Where was their first date?"

Luo Binghe Channel: "Phantom Palace Water Prison."

Shang Qinghua: "..."

Shen Qingqiu: "..."

Bing, you call that a date? !!

Shang Qinghua: "How was the atmosphere of the two at that time?"

Luo Binghe: "Not so good."

Isn't it just "bad"?

Shang Tsinghua: "Where is your regular date?"

Shen Qingqiu held his chin in one hand: "When you open your eyes, you see him. Close your eyes, and you still see him. Is this a date?"

Luo Binghe carefully said: "Will Master be annoyed?"

Shen Qingqiu touched his back and said, "No. You just think more."

Shang Qinghua said in heart, with brother Bing, wrong, with Bingmei object, really **** ah!

There are only a few questions, Shen greatly coaxed him three times! When is this blx sticky?

It's annoying!

Shen Qingqiu is like a kindergarten teacher with children!

Shang Qinghua: "Which party confessed first?"

Luo Binghe: "I."

Shen Qingqiu: "Of course it is him."

Shang Qinghua: "What does the other party do to make you feel uncomfortable?"

Shen Qingqiu spread his hands helplessly: "As soon as he cries, I can't help it."

Luo Binghe Road: "When Master is angry, I am okay."

Shang Qinghua hummed, shook her leg, and vomited in her heart as she remembered: It was exactly the same as kindergarten children and kindergarten teachers!

Shang Qinghua: "What makes you feel your heart beat faster when they are together?"

Luo Binghe said seriously: "When you touch your head, teach me."

Shen Qingqiu said, "Well, when tears begged me for something."

Luo Binghe continued: "I still scolded me, hit me ..."

He is drunk, and Shen Qingqiu seems to be accustomed to it.

Shang Qinghua silently added a note next to Luo Binghe's name: Shaking m who was ill.

Shang Qinghua: "Have you ever lied to the other party? Are you good at lying?"

Just after asking this question, he confidently wrote the three words "liaring spirit" behind Luo Binghe's name.

Luobinghe Road: "Yes. But never again!"

Shang Qinghua: "Have you ever had a fight? What kind of fights are they?"

Shen Qingqiu sighed, "It's too noisy. If you're a godsman, you don't know why."

Luo Binghe yelled, "What are you asking these questions all the time? Innocent Master is upset."

Shang Qinghua spread his hands: "Blame me."

Shang Qinghua: "How to reconcile in the future?"

Shen Qingqiu waved: "Papapa save the world!"

Shang Qinghua: "Is the relationship between the two recognized or confidential?"

Shen Qingqiu asked, "Have you heard of Chunshan hate?"

Then the next question, running all the way to the lower limit. Shang Qinghua cleared her throat: "Are you the attacker or the receiver?"

Luo Binghe is puzzled: "What do you mean?"

He really does n’t understand, while Shen Qingqiu pretends not to understand, and shakes his fan: "Who knows what it means, lived it."

Shang Qinghua: "Why did you decide so?"

Shen Qingqiu thought for a while: "I don't know, it's so inexplicable. Probably ... see him poor?"

Luo Binghe wondered, "I still don't understand what I'm asking."

Shen Qingqiu patted him on the top of his head, and said: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand. Anyway, you don't suffer."

Shang Tsinghua: "Where is the first-time skin relative?"

Shen Qingqiu just had to answer, Luo Binghe rushed and said, "Quiet Peak."

Shen Qingqiu: "Buried ..."

Luo Binghe rushed again: "Quiet peak, bamboo house."

Shen Qingqiu thought, well, Luo Binghe will not admit that failure for the first time. Qing Jingfeng is quiet, there is nothing to argue with, and he will not correct it as he answers.

Shang Qinghua: "What was your feeling at that time?"

Shen Qingqiu is silent.

If you are telling the truth, there are only three words: "It hurts and hurts", and it is too shameless to be in front of others.

Luo Binghe said frustrated, "Master is really good. But I'm so useless."

Shang Qinghua: "In the early morning, what was your first sentence?"

Luo Binghe: "Master, breakfast is ready."

Shen Qingqiu: "Don't say anything, put on your clothes first!"

Shang Qinghua: "How many times do you have the same room each month?"

Shen Qingqiu wonders: "Who is this kind of thing so free? And why does the problem keep developing in a very strange direction?"

Luo Binghe said earnestly: "Roughly, three days and one night. If the Master is happy, occasionally he will let me touch it once every two days."

Shang Qinghua bit her pen nib and whispered as she brushed the record: "It's not scientific ... According to my settings, there should be no problem from the beginning of the month to the end of the month?"

Shang Tsinghua: "In general, where is the skin's closeness?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "He is obsessed with the bamboo house."

Luo Binghe nodded with a smile: "Yes."

Shang Qinghua: "What is the [beep] place you want to try?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Where to go is not to do, what place to change."

Luo Binghe calmly said: "One hundred battle peaks."

There is silence all around.

Luo Binghe calmly said, "Hundred battles play Martial Stage."

Shen Qingqiu = mouth =: "... recession?!"

Shang Tsinghua: It's shameless or shameless! ?

Shang Qinghua: "Is there any agreement between the two at [BEEP]?"

Luo Binghe: "You must tell me if it hurts. Certainly!"

Shen Qingqiu: "No crying!"

Shang Tsinghua: "I said, have you mistaken the meaning of the word 'promise'?"

Shang Qinghua: "Do you agree or disagree with the idea that if you do n’t get the heart, you have to get at least *"

Shen Qingqiu disagrees: "Luther ... the idea of ​​the loser."

Luo Binghe Road: "If you have no heart, you have to use it."

Shang Qinghua is sad: In his writing, Luo Binghe is obviously a peerless stallion that only pursues flesh [sex, strong [beep]. There must be double digits ...

He knows that Luo Binghe has become a guy in this strange world, but how exactly did he fall to this point step by step!

Shang Qinghua: "If the other party is raped by a thug, what would you do?"

This question is too surreal.

Shen Qingqiu was speechless for a long while, and said, "Who doesn't think so to force [rape him ..."

Can't you find a good way to die?

Luo Binghe closed his sleeves and said slowly: "Become a man, throw it into the abyss, and then think of some other method, and slowly make it to death."

Shang Tsinghua: "If a good friend tells me I'm lonely, so only tonight, please ... and ask your skin dear, will you?"

Luo Binghe said indifferently, "I don't have that kind of shameless friend. I don't need friends."

Shen Qingqiu bowed her head and scraped a piece of Chinese tea, took a sip, and said, "I haven't."

Luo Binghe suspected: "Is that so? Liu ... Uncle wouldn't do such a thing?"

Tea sprayed all over the place.

Shang Qinghua returned with a clean dress and continued to ask questions.

"Do you think you are good at intercourse? What about the other party?"

Shen Qingqiu laughed. Luo Binghe was weeping. When Shen Qingqiu saw him full of sorrow and embarrassment, he felt pity and turned to Shang Qinghua, angrily: "Which pot is not open? Which one?"!

Shang Qinghua drew his ears: "I blame me anyway."

Shang Qinghua: "Interested in □□?"

Luo Binghe said: "What is that? Master, why do I not understand more and more?"

Shen Qingqiu said, "Oh. Just asking you, do you like me hitting you, do you like me scolding you, or being pinned with a needle and burned with fire, do you feel it?"

Luo Binghe was slightly shy, and said softly: "Because of the Master's actions, how can a disciple not like it?"

Shang Tsinghua knew it, and wrote a pen: "Luo Binghe is very interested in □□!"

Shang Qinghua: "What is more painful in the intercourse?"

Luo Binghe: "Too small."

Shen Qingqiu: "Too big."

Shang Qinghua scolded a shameless teacher and apprentice, and said with a pen: "Understand!"

Shang Qinghua: "Have you ever been tempted by the party?"

Shen Qingqiu pointed to himself: "I? Like that kind of person?"

Shang Qinghua muttered, "It's hard to say. In fact, you look straight too ..."

Shang Qinghua: "Where do you like to be kissed by each other?"

Luobinghe Road: "Forehead, fingers, lips, everywhere."

Shen Qingqiu reluctantly said, "Actually ... this child will not kiss, he will only bite."

Shang Qinghua: "The best way to please each other in [Beep]?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Praise him for progress?"

Luo Binghe Road: "Don't cry."

Shang Qinghua's pen walks like a wind, absent-mindedly added: "Shen greatly demands really low."

Shang Qinghua: "What would you think then?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Who got this questionnaire? Do you have any experience? At that time, what can you think about in addition to a blank space!"

Shang Qinghua: "Did you take off your own clothes or help the other off?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Let him come, I don't have a lot of clothes to wear."

Luo Binghe explained: "Master, how can I still control my power at that time?"

Shang Qinghua: "How many times a night?"

Shen Qingqiu headache: "How many times? Who really counts this?"

Shang Tsinghua turned a page, still waiting to ask, Luo Binghe, who has lost his patience, sneered: "I really want to know, count today, and then tell Shang ... Uncle, don't it!" /

Luo Binghe is indeed an action party. Shang Qinghua has not responded yet. He has dragged Shen Qingqiu and said, "I will not be accompanied!" The written questionnaire was blown all over the floor.

Shang Qinghua twitched at the corners of her mouth, squatted down, picked up a few, half a moment, and suddenly knelt.

"Shen Da ... the task ... is not finished yet ... the system should not give me some time so soon!"