The Snowy Path of the Heroic Blade Chapter 17: Parent-in-law
Update time: 2013-03-28
Beimang and Beiliang trade. Among them, horses are used to buy tea in a very high proportion. Most of them are crude tea, which is used as a dietary supplement. However, over time, several ancient tea horse roads have gradually been built to transport some Longjing Biluo Dahongpao. It is a kind of good tea. It is especially busy during the period before the rain and the Ming Dynasty. The merchants and customers on the tea ceremony are in an endless stream. The city is left as a large border city in the southern part of Beimang, near the water tower, and there are a few good springs with good water quality in the city. Among them, Buxue Spring is one of the 72 most famous springs in the world, making the city's teahouses lined with tea pavilions. There is a small tea shop near the water near Yinding Bridge in the northeast corner of the city. There is no plaque. There is a bamboo bird cage at the door. A green-clothed and red-billed parrot is parked. They all say that the parrot learns their tongues, but this idiot sees the guests. Just call the father-in-law and father-in-law. It’s really annoying. In addition, the tea shop is simple, and the tea is not high-quality tea. It is just the tureen tea from the old Xishu region. It is eaten in a tacky way. The tea is also average, and it looks cold. The boss is a somewhat bookish old man, his temples are completely white, but his face is a middle-aged man. With his cold and alien temperament, he can not win regular customers.
The only guy in the shop is a young man. He looks good. He wears a wooden sword all day long. He occasionally catches unidentified guests who enter this small tea shop. Too much, it bores those customers. After paying the tea money, I don’t plan to come again. The business of the small tea shop has become more and more deserted. Fortunately, the rent is not expensive and the capital is not much. The tea shop can barely support it. In the twilight, the elderly clinical Sit down and tune the strings for a python-pied erhu. I had a visitor to know the goods before. Seeing that this ebony erhu has good sound quality, I came up with 80 taels of silver and bought it. A bigger teahouse could be opened, but unfortunately the old man just didn’t sell it, and the young man was so angry that he almost slaughtered the parrot for meat. At this moment, he made himself a bowl of chopped green onion noodles with eggs and swallowed it on the next table. , Said vaguely: "Old Huangtou, if this goes on, our tea shop will have to lose money. I know you are not short of money, but my brother said before that it is one thing to come out and be lavish, but Since you are doing business with people, you must not lose money. Old yellow head, don't pretend you can't hear it, and tell you serious things. If you pretend to be deaf, I'm really anxious with you."
The deserted old man glanced diagonally at the young man with a sword, and sarcastically said: "Wen, don’t you just want to make money so that you can change the tea shop into a tea shop, and then you will have to talk to me for hiring two delicate Do you want me to help? I want a woman to be crazy? I still have some money here. I can't go to a big brothel. It's more than enough to find some pretty wild prostitutes. Unfortunately, private prostitutes are no better than official prostitutes and can't give you red envelopes."
The young man surnamed Wen took a big bowl and slapped the table fiercely, and said angrily: "Old yellow head, what kind of calf, am I this kind of person?!"
The old man smiled and played with the taste: "The kid is promising, dare to shoot the table in front of me. Believe it or not, I will throw you into the Beimang Palace and let the old lady change her taste?"
The sham swordsman with goosebumps smiled flatteringly: "Old Huangtou, you and I depend on each other for life, and peace is the most important thing, and peace is the most important thing. Are you hungry? The younger one is going to make you a good bowl of green onion noodles?"
The old guy doesn't eat this set, and waved his hand: "Go and bring that idiot into the house."
The young man hurriedly finished eating the noodles, there was not one left, and he licked the bottom of the bowl, still full of expression, went to the door to take off the bird cage, and wanted to teach the parrot some new tricks along the way, he said "Uncle", it replied to "father-in-law", he said "Guliang", it still said "father-in-law", so angry that he yelled at "Your uncle's", it was still "father-in-law", the young man who was cursed three times Reaching out into the cage to teach this unconscious flat-haired beast, the green parrot fluttered and lost a few feathers. The old man said helplessly: "This silly guy is already considered the year of the sixtieth birthday in a parrot. There is not a few hairs to lose. Your kid is stunned with a beast."
threw the bird cage on the table. The young man felt uncomfortable after changing a few sitting positions, so he simply took another bench, and according to the weird saying of the old yellow head, he put his head and feet on the stool, his body hanging in the air. Folding his hands under the back of his head, he looked at the ceiling in a daze. In the past, this was a roast goose shop. The ceiling was dirty and greasy. The young man sighed, "Old yellow head, I'm very depressed right now. Why don't you talk about the rivers and lakes? Story, I love you to tell this."
The old guy has a stinky, indifferent temper to everyone, and he has no good temper: "I have nothing to say."
Young people are self-acquainted rogue temperaments. If the mountain is not just me, I will be the mountain. His eyes warmed suddenly, and he said to himself: "Knowing that you are an old river and lake, there must be a lot of interesting things hidden in your stomach. Here, you like to rot in your stomach, and you don’t want to say it. Anyway, I Wenhua is also a man with a story. I used to wander the rivers and lakes with my brothers. Two men, young guys can pancakes on their butts, so at night there is always It’s not easy to fall asleep. What if I can’t fall asleep? I always talk about women. My brother looks good. I'm very jealous. I usually go through the village to ask for water. If I knock on the door. , Those irritating ladies are like martyrs who lost their virginity when I looked at them. Don’t talk about water, they close the door after opening, hey, after changing to Xu Xiaozi, it’s like a wolf like a tiger, pull Don't talk about water supply, even the body wants to give it together. Alas, I don't blame Xu Xiaozi for this matter. People are good-looking and they are all hard work by parents. If there is any way to be a son, I can't complain or envy it. Every time I see a handsome little girl, I always tell him that I thought that Xiaozi Xu had never eaten pork but had seen pigs run. He had a big tone and said that this is not good, that is not good, and it suffocates me. So I told him that sooner or later he would become famous in swordsmanship, so I would find a good woman to be a daughter-in-law, and **** him off. Old yellow head, guess what, he said that women in this world, no matter how good they are , You also have to eat and drink Lazar, you think those tall fairy sisters in the rivers and lakes also have to fart, don’t you?"
The young man said that he forgot, he slapped his thighs, dropped his **** to the ground, patted the dust, lay down on the two benches again, and continued: "He said that he shouldn’t be nervous when he sees a woman, otherwise he deserves to be a bachelor for a lifetime. , I rushed to Beiliang last time and saw her with sweaty palms. Later, when I thought about what Xu Xiaozi said, I didn’t feel nervous, but when I thought of her farting, I laughed a little stupidly. I guess I didn’t make a good impression on that fairy sister. Alas, this is about what Xu Xiaozi said that bear paws and shark fins can’t stay in the same bowl. Later I met Xu Xiaozi by the lake and **** together. Kung Fu, he gave me a trick, even more ruthless, saying that if you are still nervous, don’t be afraid, just imagine the fairies **** in the toilet, damn, at that time I almost sat on his own **** pile. Inside!"
The old man raised his head and nodded: "It's interesting."
Wooden Sword Young Man smiled and said to himself: "I don’t care who Xu Xiaozi is. At that time, the people traveling the rivers and lakes together were really too poor, so he brought an old servant who lacked front teeth. You have the same surname as the old yellow head, but the old yellow is as thin as a bamboo pole, shakes when the wind blows, and there is a bad horse. He is also involved in these two things, but I am a person who wants face and loves vanity, so I like it. Pretending to be an uncle and pretending to be a son in front of others, when I meet outsiders, I say that this horse belongs to me and this old servant belongs to my family. Xu Xiaozi never exposes it, and even cooperates with me to help me cheat those who go on the Spring and Autumn Tour. My little girls, he was willing to pretend to be my accompaniment, and several times if I didn’t show up on my own, I almost got it right. Nothing can’t get you to make fun of me now! So, I miss those. The rich and noble children make friends with alcohol and meat, and they seem to be lavish, but after all, comparing their family backgrounds, it is also a dwarf. Xu Xiaozi is not the same. He is happy to share half with me as many possessions as he has. Seeing that I am hungry and anxious, I can’t decide. I gave it all to me, so Wen Hua has recognized this brother in trouble in my life. After Wen Hua, I was lucky enough to step on the **** and become a hero. If I have friends who have an appetite, that is also what I met after wealthy. Friends, you can’t be called brothers. Even if you call them brothers and sisters, you are still ten blocks behind Xu Xiaozi."
I don’t know why I went to the wooden sword Wenhua in Beimang’s left city. He returned to his senses and asked curiously: “Old yellow head, I’m so weird. Ordinary expert, you don’t fly over the wall when you come out, it’s not aerodynamic. Mountains and rivers don’t kill the Quartet. They are so embarrassed to say that you are an expert. When you are a pregnant woman, everyone knows you are pregnant with a big belly. Swordsmanship, it’s like a thing, don’t say you have a pitiful little copper, why don’t you even pay attention to the slightest pomp? You have committed something? Will someday suddenly a team of officers and soldiers rushed out and annihilated us. Right?"
The old man made no sound.
Wen Hua said with some regret: "It seems that you have some unspeakable sad things, old yellow head, I understand, I won't expose your scars."
The old man chuckled and cursed softly: "You don't have as much knowledge as you can learn, what can you understand."
Wen Hua got up and said angrily: "Old yellow head, you can insult my appearance, but you can't insult my knowledge!"
The old man waved his sleeves and said: "Fuck you!"
Wen Hua immediately changed his face and said with a grin: "Old Huangtou, tell me stories about the rivers and lakes. What you tell is more interesting than those storytellers. You just talk about it, I'll knock my back and rub my shoulders."
The old man sternly said: "If you want to listen, you can make a bowl of noodles first."
Wen Hua’s mouth twitched and went to the stove to make a bowl of chopped green onion noodles. He deliberately added some chopped green onions and brought it to the old man’s table. The latter stirred with chopsticks. The chopped green onions became more and more difficult to find, Wen Hua Had to smile silly, the old man didn't care too much, and slowly said: "There is an outstanding swordsman who is very famous in the arena, and every time he kills with a sword, he bathes and burns incense."
waited for a long time, and saw this old man patronizing noodles. With the old yellow head's shrewd and stingy, he wouldn't tell the story before he finished eating the noodles. Wen Hua hurriedly asked: "What about then?"
The old man didn’t sell anything. He lowered his head to eat the noodles and said: "Then he was slaughtered once."
Wen Hua rolled his eyes and had to scold his mother in his stomach.
The old man continued to say: "There is a young and beautiful woman in the rivers and lakes. Every time she walks in the rivers and lakes, she attracts countless young handsome men to praise. Then? Then the rivers and lakes learned that she had a relationship with her younger sister. I don’t love men and women."
This time the old man had some conscience, so he asked and answered himself.
Wen Hua smirked: "That is, I didn't meet a handsome young and promising swordsman like me to go astray."
The old man picked a chopstick noodle, one sucked it into his mouth, and slowly said after swallowing: "There is a respectable old man on the rivers and lakes. On the seventieth birthday, double happiness is coming. The grandson married his wife, old man. I also married a beautiful concubine, and my grandmother’s age is younger than the age of my grand-daughter-in-law, and then? Nothing."
Wen Hua said: "There are such old and shameless martial arts seniors? How can this be good? We young people are new to the world, how can we grab women from these elders?"
The old man finished his last bite of noodles. He is an old guy with a very regular diet and daily life. The chopsticks are placed on the edge of the bowl. Even if you use a ruler to measure, the chopsticks must be an inch away from the bowl, not the slightest difference. He took the erhu again and said: "So no matter the dynasty or the rivers and lakes, I don't like to see some old guys fighting against young people with stubborn face. One, is it plausible? You said that since these people are all in the pit, why don't they just eat shit? I am an old farmer. I planted a good seedling here under the sun, and ran there to dig out a vegetable garden. What do you rely on for a good harvest? In addition to relying on God, you also have to rely on fertilization, so you can use the people and **** in those huts."
It’s no wonder that the old man likes Xu Xiaozi’s principles. It’s just the same, but Wen Hua has a weird expression, thinking that you are a person who has only finished noodles, and he is also an old guy. , Which is quite shameful.
Old Huangtou smiled, looked out the window, and said in a flat tone: "Helping the relatives and not helping them, this is easy to say, but it is really a matter of injustice that falls on his head, and he knows the biggest thing in the world. , Is still a word for reason, rather than two words for affection and meaning. But abide by the courtesy, it is easy for people to become lonely, not as easy as love and justice."
Wen Hua heard loudly for a while, and rolled his eyes: "Old yellow head, don't tell me this."
The old man smiled and said: "Some people begged me to say that I would not say, your kid is still picky and thin. The problem is that you are all thin. It's not as good as the crop seedlings before. Your kid's vision is not good. In this life, he will practice swords and sloppy."
Wen Hua didn’t like to listen to this, so he changed the subject and asked: "Old Huangtou, have you seen a genius who is more savvy than me?"
The old man sneered: "What do you mean?"
Wen Hua, who smiled and smiled, picked up the empty bowl and chopsticks, and was about to take it back. The old man suddenly asked, "Remember that I said that you would do something to kill someone after you practiced your sword?" /
Wen Hua was taken aback~ IndoMTL.com~ said: "Of course, even if you let me kill the emperor Lao Er with a sword, you will feel nothing more."
The old man waved his hand and hurried away: "Killing an emperor may not be as interesting as the person I want you to kill."
Wenhua doesn’t have a lot of bowels, and he doesn’t bother himself. Don’t look at his smiling face with the old yellow head in his free time. When he is really practicing the sword, the madness is messed up. He is fierce. It was from the previous life, and even Old Man Huang, a guy with higher eyes, secretly admired it.
Wen Hua, the wooden sword, took a few steps, turned around abruptly, and asked with an embarrassed expression: "Old yellow head, this parrot yells at his father-in-law every day, aren't you the **** in the Spring and Autumn Eight Kingdoms before? Have you seen His Majesty the Emperor? Empress Empress?"
Old Huangtou took a deep breath and smiled.
Wen Hua turned around and ran.
The old man is leaning against the back of the chair by the window, and there is a bird cage in front of the table. The parrot in the cage is old. Although it is a rare green-clothed and red-mouthed species of black eyebrows, in the past, only the palace was able to support it, but this One does not know when it will die, so it is worthless. Self-deprecating is just an old man in this world who squinted his eyes, drowsy, and muttered: "There are thousands of mountains beyond a thousand mountains. This is the country. The Liugong Fendai sees you alone, and this is a beauty. The beauty of the country is difficult to complete in ancient times, and the reason is even more difficult to complete... Compared with some women, how many men in the world are eunuchs."
the parrot was there again muttering: "Father-in-law, father-in-law..."
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