The Snowy Path of the Heroic Blade Chapter 30: Insane world people
Xu Fengnian just wanted to go to the dumb Jianchi to learn the so-called sword aura, but heard a wailing like a pig, with the sorrowful cry of a dead father and mother, Xu Fengnian smiled and turned around and saw a big meat ball. Rolling belt crawled over and quickly took the embroidered winter scabbard to withstand the impulse of the three hundred catties big meat ball, and the only person who dared to be so unconcerned and naked in front of Shizi Hall was Chu Lushan, a fat and weird flower.
I saw the dark-skinned Xu Fengnian, the fat man nicknamed Luqiu'er snotted and teared, and squatted hard at the feet of Shizi, Bai Fei held the Xiudong scabbard in both hands, crying.
Xu Fengnian likes to watch Lu Qiu'er's exaggerated attitude most. He is happy after seeing it once. As for the authenticity, as long as the Xu Ziwangqi does not fall for a day, it will be too true.
Xu Fengnian drew out the scabbard and patted the cheek of General Qian Niu Longwu, "Get up and talk, from the third-rank military commander, kneel down to me. I have never heard of kneeling for your parents, but I heard people say that you are fine. Take the two elders out of your anger, what kind of style. By the way, Lu Qiu'er, the things Xu Xiao handed over to you are finished?"
Chu Lushan didn't care about wiping the buckets of sweat from climbing Wudang on his body. He got up with difficulty, his body trembling with fat. I really don't know how his maidservant and concubine could withstand the squeeze of three hundred catties of meat, and the chubby fat ball was flattering. He smiled and said, "I’ve got a little bit left. Someone is staring at him. I can’t get out of the loopholes. I just wait for your Highness to check. Coming down, I did a good deed. Why should I go to kneel? His Majesty, a wise and martial artist, alone has the talents of the world. Today, he is a master of swordsmanship, but it is a combination of civil and military. This mountain is really not a place for people to stay. Lu Qiu'er dares to invite His Highness back to the palace. Hey, Lu Qiu'er is going out to do errands. He found a pair of pleasant double lotus for His Highness on Jiangnan Road. Born as plump as a beautiful woman, your majesty, you can pick it up!"
Xu Fengnian had a gloomy face, "Bing Tilian?"
Somehow annoyed His Royal Highness Chu Lushan's brains, suddenly remembering the old servant who lacked front teeth, Jian Jiuzhong seemed to be called Biandilian as the second sword, this fat man slapped himself twice, his strength was strong, not at all. Vague, the whole face is like braised pork, and he remorsefully said: "Small, **** it!"
Xu Fengnian hugged Chu Lushan's shoulders, and smiled: "Look, our brothers are in love, don't you have a relationship? This son is scared, are you serious? This is the time to slap your mouth."
Lu Qiu'er nodded vigorously, then slapped herself severely. It crackled, very loud, and definitely used the energy of sucking last night. Chu Lushan is so fierce in the cool place that he has truly achieved an innumerable level. One of them is that as long as he hears that there are beautiful women and children, he will take them to the house and eat milk. If the milk is good on the water, the end will be fine. If you are full and drink enough, you will be rewarded and sent out. If it is not good, he will have your **** removed.
These jackals have always been dogs in the Liangwang Mansion. But this dog, who followed Dazhu Kingdom to fight in the north and south, has also done the feat of carrying Xu Xiao on the battlefield to block eleven swords. Therefore, the queen Xu Xiaofeng promised that his son Chu Lushan would commit 11 deaths without dying.
The rest of the righteous sons have their own factions, but they all despise Chu Lushan very much. For example, Yuan Zuozong has never seen this fat man, let alone Tu Chen Zhibao who simply said he would light up Lu Qiu'er's body in the future. light.
Xu Fengnian brought Chu Lushan to the Xixiangchi. It was immediately cool. He watched the ball carefully squatted down and splashed some water on his face. Xu Fengnian smiled and asked: "You have worked so hard to go up the mountain. I don't just want to be in front of me. Howling a few times, right?"
Chu Lushan raised his head and smiled: "Recently, there are some interesting anecdotes. I am afraid that His Highness will be lonely on the mountain.
Xu Fengnian said with interest: "It's still Lu Qiu'er to warm up my heart, so hurry up and listen."
Chu Lushan sat down on the rock and said with joy: "The first thing is that a young and talented swordsman named Wu Liuding came out of the Wu Family Sword Tomb. He came out of the sword tomb at the age of twenty and went down the mountain to challenge the world's famous swordsman. He hasn’t lost yet, and he’s about to arrive at Yuewang Jianchi. There must be a good show soon. This surname Wu’s swordsmanship is very good. He walks from north to south as a single sword. Although he hasn’t beaten a first-class master, he can die. Six or seven of the good hands under his sword are hard ideas that have been famous for decades, but Lu Qiu'er thinks that his sword is no matter how powerful it is, compared to the sword of his Royal Highness, it is an embroidery needle."
Xu Fengnian smiled, not commenting, his eyes motioned to Lu Qiu'er to continue.
Lu Qiu'er wiped the water on his face before the pool was warmed by his body temperature, and continued: "The next two things are related to the second princess. The second princess was in Shangyin two decades ago. The small sacrificial wine who served as the invigilator of the Xuegong gave a five-character quatrain to a former Xishu scholar, and evaluated the four characters that were unacceptable. The scholar was not convinced, so he asked everyone in the world of poetry, your lord, you I know what the second princess said? The second princess made some comments, and almost annoyed all the literati and celebrities in the dynasty! Her comment on Song Qimen's words was sluggish, and she was full of boudoir obscenities and jailed prostitutes. Comment on University Shi Yuanjiang, Shen Haitang, Zhang Jiao and others, with weak skill and connotation, and good reputation, the overall talent is not high, the interest is not high, and it is far from being a great poet. Comment on the poets of Shangyin Academy, Yan Jidao short chapters, pure Ren Tianlai, I don’t see personal strength. Even Su Huang, the teacher of the second princess, has never escaped. He was judged to be very affectionate, but small and true. For example, the beauties of the poor family are extremely beautiful and beautiful, but there is no rich demeanor! In the end! The scholar with talent and arrogance was dumbfounded, no arrogance, so he had to whisper what he should be like, Li Fujian, the first word of the dynasty. I never thought that the second princess still commented that it can only be said to read poems, not as words, read You can’t sing. As for Li Fujian, the rest of the casual people, etc., can’t even read it."
Chu Lushan spoke out of breath, full of energy. Strangely speaking, the daughters of Dazhuguo, Xu Zhihu hated Lu Qiu'er and wanted to kill them. On the contrary, Xu Weixiong, who has an excellent reputation, didn't dislike this fat man too much, and never questioned his younger brother Xu Fengnian's messing with Chu Lushan.
Xu Fengnian laughed and said: "This is great, the world's scholars are going to be furious."
Lu Qiu'er said hehe: "His Royal Highness is wise, as soon as this comment leaves the school, the world is screaming fiercely. This time I am out, I will pass on a guy who dared to write an article and accuse the second county lord who arrogantly asked the big worm to shake the tree. I cut off ten fingers."
Xu Fengnian skipped this consciously or unconsciously and asked: "The last one?"
Chu Lushan showed a fierce look: "There was a young man who didn't know where he came out and went to the Yinxue Palace to play chess with the second county lord, saying that he would learn from the ancients and come to the lake for ten rounds."
Xu Fengnian said in surprise: "My second sister paid attention to it?"
The murderous Chu Lushan between the eyebrows and the eyebrows sighed, helplessly said: "The second princess agreed, ten games in ten days, five wins and five losses."
Xu Fengnian asked with a smile: "I guess it's the twelve chessboard, not the nineteen made by my second sister?"
Chu Lushan nodded~IndoMTL.com~Xu Fengnian said clearly: "This means that no matter how good the player is, he is not qualified to fight with my sister on the nineteenth path."
The Maitreya-shaped Chu Lushan grabbed his intent and immediately followed with triumph.
Xu Fengnian smiled and said: "I remembered one thing when you were so bluffing. My second sister didn't like me to practice knife. I have to flatter me down the mountain."
Lu Qiu'er squinted her eyes into a seam, seeming to be particularly happy.
Xu Fengnian got up and said: "I'm going to practice the knife. When you go down the mountain, go to the vegetable garden to pick two cucumbers and try it. You fat man has no meat and is not happy, and occasionally eats a little vegetarian, so you can live a long time."
Chu Lushan hurriedly got up, his expression grateful and tearful.
Xu Fengnian took off his clothes, placed the Xiudong knife on the shore, and dived into the deep pool.
Chu Lushan picked two cucumbers, one in each hand, no more, no less. After walking a stick of incense, and after meeting the guards, he slowly descended the mountain. When he went up the mountain, he walked the main road from the Xuanwu Dangxing archway, and down the mountain picked a Nanshin Road where the pilgrims from the cold land went up the mountain to respect the fragrance. Roads, peaks are like bamboo shoots, and rivers are like practice. Chu Lushan was silent, even biting cucumber **** into his abdomen. The commander of the guard was a murderous and powerful general. He had a good relationship with the master and servant of the righteous son of Dazhu Kingdom, so he half-jokingly said that the general is good Yaxing, even cucumbers are interested. Without saying a word, Chu Lushan slapped out with a slap in the face, violently and extremely cruelly, knocking out a few teeth of the military commander, but the man swallowed his stomach with blood and teeth, and knelt on the ground, trembling.
Lu Qiu'er, who was ridiculed by His Royal Highness and even slapped her face with a smile, had no expression on her face. Said: "Sure enough, I am not suitable for being on the mountain." My QT room was opened! The official QT room number [1655] of the princes of the beacon play, click to enter